Official Questions Thread #02

Hi guys, not sure if this is the right place, but I think Kilian, from the channel Kilian Experience would be great guest on your podcast! He's the funniest guy on youtube after Charlie. You should seriously consider reaching out to him!

Petr Zuzaňák

Yes

Marco Wallace

Fuckin' WRECKED! Charlie's gonna lose subscribers after this.

Marco Wallace

Which guests have you personally enjoyed having on the most?

What’s the status on Hard Turbo??

When you gonna have markiplier on huh?

Not a question but Charlie in the video Bounty Hunters bust a Redditor at 0:35 seconds you said Iwegal instead of illegal. That is all have a good one bois!

Do you think Sonic counts as a furry? Personally I think most of the characters are so stylized that they barely resemble animals.

Where is the WEIRDEST place you boys have masterbated at?

You need to get Ryan hollinger on this pod.

Cameron Graczyk

As kids what toys did you mainly play with?

^ its also solely filmed in Portland, OR

Well I was going through old episodes and I came across the ultimate chip and Doug said that he would sell 100% of the rights for $50 so I’d like my $5 from this month to go into that so I now own 10% and I’d like Kaya to call up his local store where the dirty hand guy works and threaten him to get the child in the store ❤️ also you guys should check out a show called Grimm. It’s on prime video and I think it’d be great for the lizard people conspiracy as the show is about people who can turn into monsters/animals called Wesen (Vesen). Kaya would like it also because all the key components of the show are German. Love u guys

Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake?

If you could be present at any one moment in history, which would it be?

Liquid can pour from each of your 5 left-hand fingers.. What 5 liquids do you choose?

Didn't know where to send in a recommendation but if you guys are good with a T.V. show check out Kenny Vs. Spenny. Perfect Canadian show.

What kind of porn do you guys watch?

Hey guys, I want to know if you’re excited for any “upcoming” movie. Personally I’m excited for Dune, it’s based on the sci fi book and it’ll be by the director of Blade Runner 2049

AlejoHernez99

When are you guys finally gonna talk about Charlies secret TikTok account?? 🤨

What games or expansions are you boys looking forward to this year?

Who is the best host and why is it Jackson ?

Is it true? Is the juice loose? Did you actually create a coffee table out of croutons? Why is Kaya such a wholesome cutie pie? Love you guys thanksssss!

Hey guys (big fan created the IMDb and updates it every week). Anyway, I’ve noticed that you do not has as many different guests on the show as before hand. Why is that? And do you more often say no to people being on the podcast?

Peter Dickmeiss

to all the boys, what is your favorite shape of pasta and why do you like said shape

Might make it a monthly question thread instead of fortnightly. Good point.

The Boys

Distance learning been a thing for a minute and you cant really cheat you're way through that's not how that works... not like this is high school math tests over zoom.

Eli

What’s your view on the current political climate of the republic of Congo?

Considering a fire raged next to my town, I was wondering if a natural disaster had ever affected you boys. Either the cause of evacuation or just something similar to that.

Jerranex

Who could dirty-talk better, Ben Shapiro or Alex Jones?

History of Forgotten Lands

I’ve noticed a lack of guests recently, is there a particular reason for that?

Who do I have to fuck to get my question answered on the podcast ?

Do you miss me son?

Hey u lovely, handsome gentlemen. I've been listening to ur podcast for about three and a half years now but now just became a patron since I was just completely broke for the last few years of my life. I still am poor, but I got my priorities figured out and I would rather donate money to you than eat something else than plain unboiled macaroni. Ok, enough with this coming out and into the actual question. Its for Kaya. Why are you turkish and how do u feel about it? I would also like to shoutout my roommate Muddy, ur a disgusting mongoloid and u look like the lovechild of Iggy Pop and Rob Schneider

Super surprised you guys shouted out my birthday last bonus. I was not expecting that, it really made my day. Thanks boys.

Chris (Sour Brothers)

Hey guys, love your stuff a ton ! I’ve been watching since the beginning and i’ve always wondered if the 4 of you boys consider yourselves close enough friends to participate in an orgy together. No touching dicks or nothing gay like that, just homeboys banging chicks and high fiving left and right.

One more for Andrew, what is the weirdest thing you've done with one of your friends?

TheNommerz

Andrew, what is something that's happened to you that you think no one else has experienced? Kaya, if you could create a country how would you run it and where on earth would you want it to be? Charlie, if you were paid for it would you cut your hair and facial hair off? Jackson, other than Legos n star wars what other nerdy things are you into? I relate to you so I wanna see if we have more things in common.

TheNommerz

Is soup a food or a drink?

they've answered this before and they said they dont really have any except andrew wants to bang judy hopps

what’s the weirdest fetishes you guys have

Dimana

Jackson how does it feel being the only gay member of the podcast? calling us all cuties. Do they treat you well, spank you nice? Is kaya your hairy bear dom while your the small emo punk twink. Jk only gay 4 u tho cutie

I still want to know who of you guys has thickest arse.

Jackson, when is the Official Ark Server/Clan coming?

Me

I want more funny Australian town names. I was just talking to my Australian friend about funny town names, he's from Tasmania and it sounds like there's a whole plethora of funny names to pick from. Ps Don't let the haters keep you down, we LOVE hearing your Australian cologialisms. Don't let that be the death of your corner, even if you guys are cutting on corners.

Sam Murphy

Hey I have been following you for years. I'm typically one of the silent majority. When you inevitably have children (unless you're Jackson... Australia will become the earths microwave at this point) and they hear this stuff. What will be your response to them on the matter? Yes to thine ownself be true; but is honesty more important than protecting the integrity and respect the child naturally has for you ? Personally I say yes. Better to be thought a jackass or an asshole than to be a known liar by your kin. Anyway thanks for the entertainment. I could listen to you 4 talk about anything and get a laugh.

TravisPerry

Do you find yourselves indulging in nostalgic things a lot? Recently I've done almost nothing but watch movies, play games, etc that were nostalgic. I'm only 21 not 50 I find it weird I'm reminiscing now instead of 30 years later. Wondering if you guys do the same?

Why is it that Charlie is the only man alive under 6 foot that can get away with looking that sexy

Tou have to turn one of your limbs into a pizza. What flavor pizza is it and what limb do you choose?

Hello from the UK boys If you had to come up with a new gadget each, what would it be? I'd go for a wristband that keeps your body temperature optimal (we're having a heatwave at the moment) Keep it up guys, tell Andrew he's the best

Kaya, are you bothered by Arnold Swrachenagger playing the leader of the ottoman Turks in “around the world in 80 days”?

Justin6d

Was orange named after the fruit or the color?

AMD or Intel?

hoodie_hung

How does Charlie restrain himself from using all the sex toys he owns

When the aliens find our planet in the future with humanity long gone, what anime do you hope they somehow find and study as a basis for what our society was like?

Allison F.

What video game setting bums you out when it isn’t there? Personally mine is a Japanese language option when playing jrpgs.

What's the farthest any of you will go in gay chicken?

Hey Kaya, how did you find out you like pouring hot wax on your balls?

What happened to hard turbo?

Andrew said a long while back he thought eggs were disgusting and described them as "fluffy meat". Does he now realize how wrong he was?

What's the largest object you think you can swallow? You are allowed water.

Donkey Ollie on moist meter please

Ethan

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Jess Gander

May I write a Moon Ninja Prequel to be read on the podcast by one of you fine boys?

What's your favorite Naruto ending/opening

After this health crisis is over, would you 4 start going to conventions?

Eric Baccomo

How would you go about achieving absolute and total control of the Universe?

Would yall seriously consider doing a moon ninja cartoon? If so then #greenlightmoonninja

Which pornstar would each of you boys want on the podcast? (Individually) also august 22 in my 26th bday can i get a shoutout please boys. It would make it 1000x if i could get a classic Hey N0Rst4TheW1cked it's Cr1tikal from Charlie

N0Rst4TheW1cked

How do you guys generally stay motivated?

What does your Utopia look like? And how exactly might you go about creating it?

Has an event in your life ever changed your beliefs or have you ever changed someone’s mind in an Internet argument?

Favorite ice cream?

T. Wizzle

Do any of you dweebs read manga like real men?

Jordan Dalton Cook

Why does Kaya hate to let woman eat ass? He's all down for eating ass but doesn't want his little chocolate salad tossed?

If you could keep any supernatural or mythological creature as a pet/bodyguard/companion what would you choose and why? Can be from any media, tv shows, myths, video games, etc.

What place do you wish to be wiped out from the map?

@andrew and Charlie how's JoJo's going/ have either of you started/finished part 5 which is considered the best?

Do any of you have a story of something you did or were involved in that you felt horrible about afterwards, and did something to correct it, either directly or indirectly? What I mean is something like as a kid hanging out with friends, you as a group did something or broke something and didn't tell anyone, but you personally felt so bad you went and admitted it or did something for who you wronged to fix the karmic imbalance like help them with something. Doesn't have to be that specific, the main point of the question is Horrible/shameful stories are always the juiciest, but a wholesome ending makes it that much better. So any story or thing that was bad, but you felt so bad you had to correct the situation

The Age ol’ question, boxers or briefs?

is jackson still trying to scam charlie

Diabetic Cheerio

Are you going to bring on Patrons every now and than to spice up the show a bit?

Moises pena

Who would each of you choose to participate in a devil's three-way. Answers ideally limited to the 4 official boys

FSD

Andrew and Charlie ever thought of forming a band?

Do you think college is necessary for a professional job in anything other than medical professions, especially since most college classes are being held on zoom, allowing for easy-cheating and flawed ways of success? More importantly, from here on out, will the necessity of college-level achievement mean as much due to the rules set by the pandemic since the level of cheating will be much higher?

When will you guys be together again? I loved the casino royal episode and need more content of that tier. Love you boys, been listening since the biblical days

Allen Tinko

Would you guys consider doing a marijuana fueled special episode

Ilijah

What would your limitations on INCEST be? As in how distantly related would someone have to be before each of you would smash that supposed family member. I.e. From hot sister, to cousin, to twice removed, to 6th generation (1/64 blood relation - 2^6), etc. In this covid era I feel incest is again relevant boyz

FSD

If you could make a perfect clone of yourself (forgetting the time paradox) would you fuck your clone? Or let your clone fuck you? Why?

How often do you wash your clothes? (In what fashion, like colors with colors, hot/cold, hang dry or dryer?)

Annoyance about owning pets? For has to pet hair on clothes.

What are your favorite recipes to make?

Addam Hall

Not a question but I think you guys should talk more about dinosaurs because they are cool

In order for best to worst, how do you guys think you would rank in an Official Olympic game?

If y’all had to be a foot soldier in a past major war (on the losing side), what war would you choose ?

Pressha Paul

If there was a movie to be made about you guys, what genre of movie would you want it to be, and who would each of you want to play yourself and the rest of the boys?

12TrillionIQ

Are you guys planning to do another convention or meet up once Covid calms down?

jamie

Has a women ever offered you a good time and you weren’t really sure if it was worth it?

Leonardo Martinez

This question is for andrew. You are funny af as a person and have a good personality so why is your youtube just a bunch of weird ass voiceovers it made me sad

What are your thoughts on banana bread. Serious answer only.

Ethan Jones

Hey Official Men, when do you plan on releasing your makeup palate? Will it be a collaboration or just your own makeup? What will they be called?

Why did you start a second question thread when you only answered three questions from the last question thread?

Hey baby boys, I was wondering for a while now when the next drunk episode will be happening, the current one y'all have is one of my favorites so I've been slightly curious. Thanks Hotties P.S. I love you Kaya

Raymond Real

“Every fortnight” you think your smart Jackson???

Carlos

Where the hell is my book club? I am horny for literature

Science

Whats 5 times 5

Ja

What is one project you want to accomplish in your lifetime? Like Charlie and Andrew making a porn video

Alex Michael Christensen

If you guys were to spend 24 hours in any video game as if it were the real world, what game would you choose and why?

if the entire planet was forced to train with swords, what kind of sword would you choose and why?

internetmickey

Not a question but thank you guys for getting me through this quarantine. Y'all have been able to keep my spirits up and I'm very thankful for you guys. Keep on keeping on. You guys are the best

During this entire pandemic what would you say has been your most productive or least productive activity you have done? i.e. Learning a new skill, reading more books, or you started a new skill but stopped after a short period of time. P.s. I love Kaya the Conqueror

Madara

Kayas was probably used as a rebel base in the coup in Turkey

Spreehox

Are you excited for the Bleach anime returning in 2021? It sounds like Charlie grew up watching it like I did.

Do you guys think Kaya and Jackson would eventually go live in Tampa near Andrew and Charlie to persue the podcast if it somehow eventually blows up and reaches JRE status?

Bill Skates

Since you all seem to get quite riled up by social media at times, have you ever thought about taking a break from social media or the internet in general?

Who are your favourite porn stars of all time?

Joseph

What historical figure would you fight to the death?

Jackson Werner

If you could pilot a Mecha from an anime, video game, or whatever. What kind of mech would you pilot? Ex. Gurren Lagann, Titanfall, Gundam, or Neon Genesis Evangelion. Maybe just regular mechs like Spider Mechas, Chicken Walkers, etc.

Henry Delgado

You all have gone hard on furries in the past. I’m interested in what your honest opinion is on them.

Let's say, hypothetically, that you were babysitting a baby. And very quickly you realize this is not an ordinary baby. This baby boy smokes a pack a day and drinks scotch, as well as talks about business. Its the Boss Baby. After a supper of grilled cheese, you sit down to watch the stocks channel. You then feel your fly getting pulled down and see the Boss Baby leaning over. And, in his gross Allec Baldwin voice, says to you. "Next order of business, this cock." What do you do?

Horses would be cool, not just because you can ride them, also cause they could kick the shit out of your enemies. Like a gym bro on 4 legs!!!

Kováts István

If you were given the ability to teleport anywhere at will, with the exception that there is a 1% chance that you would be teleported into the nearest active volcano, would you take the risk? If so how many times and for what purpose?

What is your favourite war crime?

Who do you think is your most manly viewer

How about a shout-out to my girlfriend Shelby, she introduced to you beautiful boys, I got a shout-out of good luck from Charlie on a dark souls stream 2 years ago before I went to basic training, it would be cool to get one from the Official boys since some community interaction is back, I love you Jackson and friends

do you think the corona virus has had a positive or negative impact on content creators over the course of these months

What are your favorite and least favorite YouTube channels?

What do you think the future of VR is? Life Simulators? Digital Movie Theaters where you and your friends online jump into a digital movie theater and watch movies together from across the world?

Professor Genki

If you could give human intelligence and speaking abilities to any animal besides dogs or cats, which would you choose?

Shaun Watkins

What a weird habit everyone has?

Have your ever talked about your favorite porn scenarios and why they are special?

When's Kiya gonna leave this show and join who's right?

Samuel

Kaya specifically. Do you consciously or sub-consciously quote Christopher Hitchens when speaking? The first few times i brushed aside, but now im thinking about compiling it together for full analysis.

What size of blow-up doll would you guys use?

rasmus1070

Charlie's got his dildo motivation video, but still curious if the others do alot, Kaya looks strong too though

Charlie's got his dildo motivation video, but still curious if the others do alot, Kaya looks strong too though

Hey guys I remember on one episode Charlie mentioned Emily Willis was a big fan so my question is do y'all have any plans of getting her on the show?

What are guys opinion on fitness and an idea if any of you get strong and buff is to test one of those punching bag game machines for strength but instead of punching it you use Charlie's dildos to slap the shit out of them and see who's the strongest

Favorite artist or song of your childhood or teen years?

Hi big fan! My question is, are you guys still planning on living together? If so, what are you guys doing to make that happen? Or what's keeping you from making that happen?

I've been working out for all of July, 5 times a week and has done extremely well, but whenever August hit, I just started to lose motivation. Is there anything yall recommend to stay motivated?

Question for the boys, If you were the protagonist of your own anime what genre would it be and why? Also shoutout to my boy Tom

Alright boys im bringing politics into this so be ready. Are traps gay? And as a more serious question have you boys ever been to the dragon ball z and naruto ramen shop in orlando?

Everyone including jackson is gonna say jackson

If you could create an exact one for one clone of yourself and every time you go to sleep your consciousness would transfer to the other well rested version of you would you opt in for this with the downside that each time you clone the accuracy gets a little worse each time so one time you could have a micro dick clone or a 5ft 6 clone?

GTFYU1IW

Which co host could you take in a fight? (Applies to all)

Joey Liefting

Do you guys have any personal Karen encounters?

andromeda

Where you guys aware that the Japanese bullet train is the fastest means of transportation by land?

Ok quick questions for each of you Andrew: do you genuinely have sexual infatuation with Judy hopps or is it a bit Charlie/Kaya:when you have already taken the immortality pill and the day comes on the news when they say the world is ending what would be your last immortal few hours on the planet and or preparing Jackson:did you have any large fears as a child could be monster or something Thanks for the content guys love the show!

Redninja

Do y'all have a dream car or vehicle? Or do you just not care?

A few of my mates and I started a podcast together (The Retirement Home Podcast) and we were wondering if you boys had any advice. Cheers, and yes we did accidentally bait old people with the name of the podcast

Does Kaya ever plan on putting his convo with Hardend out for patreon still that he talked about a while back?

Dylan

Jackson if you could design your own Lego set, what would it be? It can be as lewd and degenerate inspired as you like

Asian gang crying over here.

I’m going back to school soon, and was wondering if you boys have any school horror stories you haven’t told yet?

Asked the same thing on the previous thread. But will ask again. Can you guys pronounce my name?

Who are your favorite porn stars?

Just wanted to say I’m a big fan and I love you all

When does Kaya lead us to the Pedo island?

When COVID is over, would you ever consider doing a fan meet up?

This is for all of the boys, what was/is the best part about florida and the worst part?

Marc

why

Lodestar

Will you be showing you pu$$y tonight? 🤠🤠🤠

Aaron Chambers