September 2020 Question Thread

I started listing about a year ago. On the hentaihaven episode. Ever since then I was was hooked. I started listening to all of it from the first, for my commute to work and home. You guys are awesome and funny except Andrew. Jk especially Andrew.

Who of you would punch a cactus if it looked at your sister wrong? (I already know Kaya would, since he answered this in a livestream)

Charlie dose ur dad only do ovals in sims?

Mr.cow2000

Have you had any weird interactions with fans online or in person?

are you retarded?

12TrillionIQ

Rate the seven wonders of the world

Hi guys, not sure if this is the right place, but I think Kilian, from the channel Kilian Experience would be great guest on your podcast! He's the funniest guy on youtube after Charlie. You should seriously consider reaching out to him!

Petr Zuzaňák

What's it like having so many people consider you their (at least somewhat) superficial/artificial friend? (Fans)

Jordan Hassall

I mean they didn't make a whole video out of it but the who's right podcast got a boatload of attention thanks to them.

Spud

Wheres the October thread?

Question: Gibi ASMR posted a video on her YouTube channel shouting out a ton of small ASMR channels as a way of "giving back" to her community. Do you think you guys would ever do something like that for smaller podcast?

Question: Charlie on the filler season vs peluchin you came out victorious, but at what cost? Notice in his type of videos its not rich white people its latinos for the most part. Third world countries change the outlook we have in life. Not to mention if he was killing chickens or cows it probably wouldn't matter. Peluchin was generating some income that could easily be used to feed his family and you just took that paycheck away. Because of your privileged morals.

what is your favorite episode/ funnest to record ?

What's your best advice for getting content out there? (I won't plug it here but) my friends and I have a podcast that we're trying to get off the ground and would love to hear from the OGs. Thanks!

Tyler B.

What's the worst damage you have done to your cock and balls, especially kaya, I mean he straight up stabs them just to feel something.

So are you guys gonna keep doing 2 celebrations per year (100th episode, yearly episode) since episode 104 was replaced by 100 and episode 200 felt more special than 156, I was wondering if you guys will just stop the yearly celebration since next one is episode 208. And also shout-out to my friend Yousef Haitham for gifting me patreon for a few months an awesome friend.

Times feel apocalyptic right now. If the apocalypse does come, how long would you last. The world would break into tribes for survival and we will need special skills to be included in the stronger tribes, plead your case for what you could bring that would be beneficial enough to the tribe for them to accept you. I would try and be a motivational stripper

LunaTrix

Where do you think each of you will be in 25 years assuming the podcast and twitch aren't still alive and thriving?

Noah

What's the phatest shit you boys have ever taken and how long was the recovery phase. Pls go in JACK order

What episode and bonus of the offical podcast do you considder you'r best?

What are some borderline paranormal unexplainable things that have happened to The Boys??

Mikey White

Have you guys ever given a thought to the fact that some of your fans might masturbate to you?

When are we going to get the official high podcast

Q for all of the boys: Who is a big guest, be it a celebrity or a YouTuber, that you asked to come on that denied? Who is a big guest that you want to ask to come on but haven't yet?

Kaya: Why don't you just start streaming as a V tuber? Can't be an easier way to gain those simp $. Be a hot anime avatar and use voice software for a girl voice or some sht

Q for All: If you found a little fanny pack bag hidden in a parking lot bush with 5000 cash and some coke and condoms what would you do?

Jesus seeing someone call those retro made me feel ancient.

Holly

all of you: what is/was your favourite retro game console (PS2/GCN/XBOX era and under) and do you still play it?

NaughtyDonk

Question for all of yall, Whats the most “Florida man” thing you’ve ever seen ? (in person or vid idc)

stupidclusive !

Question for all: Is there any game you've enjoyed, that was perceived as controversial? This does not include games meant to be controversial such as Hatred. For me, it's Far Cry 5. It's controversy surrounded "Christian Conservatives not being the baddies." Despite its major review bombing for this instance, I still loved the game, and resonate with it.

AnEdgyDonator

Kaya: it’s not much of a question but more of a suggestion. You should guest in general sams podcast or Revenge of the cis

Moises pena

Charlie: how much has Charlie genuinely spent on Yugioh boosters thus far, and how does Jackson's spending escapades compare? I'm just a concerned citizen

If jacking off was a competitive sport, what would some team names be?

Jackson: Vegemite or Promite. And if you say neither I swear to God you need to be deported.

Cameron Graczyk

Have you ever considered putting tits in your ass?

What toys did you guys play with as kids?

What kind of older game from your childhood (around 2000's) would you like to see remade? Mine would be Arcanum of Steamworks and Magic obscura. Love you guys and keep up the good work!!

Funniest story from a guest on the podcast. Bonus and main episodes

Is this the plan for episode 200

Any chance “get to know the bois!” is making a comeback? Honestly I just miss the jingle.

Who pisses the furthest?

Simon Arseneault

I've seen Charlie kill a couple cockroaches, but is he aware that crushing a cockroach will actually attract more into the building? Figured it'd be interesting if he didn't know this fun fact, have fun.

Poke Joe

Hey guys, if you have any questions about prison and the differences between what TV portrays and what it’s actually like. Let me know I’ve been working at a correctional institution for about 3 years now and would love to answer any questions you had.

Is Andrew still doing guitar

Any idea why you think most cucks are white?

If you guys had to choose one dictator (historical or modern) to rule the world, who would it be.

Brenden Pape

Sorry for this being more of a request than a Q, but you boys HAVE to watch this awful show called the Protector. It’s this ironically Turkish Netflix show that is so hilariously bad it would be the inspiration Charlie and Kaya need to give Hard Turbo another try.

What’s your opinion on the rising price of gold and it’s affect on the world economy?

For the 200th episode can you bring back The Things We Like Corner?

If you could produce a television show or any enternainment medium for children, 5-9 age range, what would it be

Would you guys ever talk about your music tastes on the podcast? You guys have taught me a bunch about incredibly niche topics and I’d like to hear the boys’ view on their favorite genres.

Tony Rivera

Have any urban legends from when you were a kid, like more or less exclusive to where you grew up

If you could make any genre of movie the most popular one and super mainstream, much like superhero movies, which would you choose?

Brent Riese

would you rather pee on poo or poo on pee? i personally would rather pee on poo cuz you can sculpt it into something beautiful :)

I want to hear kaya rant about cuties. That’s my question Jackson boy, my somewhat part time lover

If you were to try to impress someone with a dish you could make yourself, what dish would that be?

What's your favorite song, band, or album? Also, please never watch big mouth again for movie night, or any other child porn.

If you guys had to start a small business with on actor/actress, who would you guys choose?

Are there any real conspiracy theories that you buy into? 9/11 was an inside job, fake moon landing, etc.

Sylas Schmidt

If someone were to donate to the highest patreon tier, could they be featured on an episode as a guest? I think that could be incredibly interesting and a great way to get the big bucks.

What was your favorite masturbation story that a guest told?

Can we have an episode with Charlie’s dad as a guest? That man is awesome

If you had to kick one member out of the podcast to save your family, who would you kick out and why? Also who would you replace them with?

If you guys were appointed ceo of any company in existence how would you run the business into the ground?

Greetings from Houston! If y’all had to choose between being stranded on pedophile island, or Jurassic park, which would y’all choose and why?

Not a question, just an idea I had a while ago. Charlie should do competitionss or giveaways with cryptos as the prizes. This will help your community by opening them to crypto and also help the crypto market with more exposure.

Why hasn't charlie's dad been on the podcast? He seems really interesting and wholesome

3 of you may not like dinosaurs but you still have a favorite, so what is your favorite dinosaur?

History of Forgotten Lands

Do you guys like seafood?

T. Wizzle

Have any of you boys ever stood up for anyone that was gotten bullied/Abused? For example I got into a fight with some guy at Wawa because he was screaming and pushing his girlfriend around while everyone walked passed them.

Jair

Do you guys know about the Cia and Mcgill Sleep Room experiments?

Have y'all ever brought up the fact that Andrew laughs like Joaquin Phoenix's Joker. Ex: Bonus 19 @23:18

talk about how pictures of silentós "bussy" got leaked

Melodic

Who has the Wettest ass pussy???

What are each of your greatest fears? And if you had to choose someone else’s fear to “fight” whose would it be? Ex. Charlie may have a fear of cockroaches. Would Kaya be willing to “face” Charlie’s fear or choose one of the other boys’.

Does anyone besides Charlie have tattoos? If so is there any significance to them? If not is there something you are interested in getting? If this is to personal feel free to not answer. Thanks official boys!

Have the best guys (Kaya and Jackson) thought of moving to America

David Palacio

Gotta be the David Cross thing 😬😂

What are your thoughts on up and coming youtuber/streamer Cr1tikal

Diabetic Cheerio

where do babies come from?

What is everyone's most hated/favourite episode recorded

I was thinking of this, my daughter recognises Charlie as a father and kaya as a mother so I wonder how she will grow up.

Cameron Graczyk

What is everyone's bmi? because I went from underweight to overweight in 8 months. Check mate.

Cameron Graczyk

Gender reveals 😬

If someone payed for the $50,000 Patreon tier, would you bring them on to the podcast?

How will we go down in history? How do you think future generations will look at our times?

Are you guys excited for Dune? The new Denis Villeneuve film.

AlejoHernez99

What’s your guilty pleasure song(s)

You boys should travel to Jackson WY so Andrew can finally see snow

How do we end world hunger?

What are the official mens favorite comfort foods?

which one of the official boys has the longest tongue

What's the name(s) of your dicks? For example currently mine is named Cooter Intruder, but it was once known as snatch blaster and then clam spanker.

So we've all heard about Charlie's legendary 6.5 inch wiener, and the rumors of Jackson's massive cock. So why don't you bust out the yard stick and put you dicks on the table, so to speak. What are your Official™ dick lengths and girths. (Erect, of course)

Do

If you needed to rename the podcast what would you each want to name it?

Hello official men thank you for providing a experience of sitting down the the boys and shooting the shit

I dont remember what episode it was where you were talking about horror movies, but you guys need to watch The Platform

Gay experiences at camp?

If you were sold on way fair as a trafficked human disguised as furniture, what piece of furniture would be your display photo

What are your best money making ideas? All moral and ethical matters aside, but realistic ways to make money

What music artists did you boys grow up listening to? don’t read this plz but if u boys ever see this y’all rlly helped me through my young adult life rlly appreciate what you guys do thank u v much <3

PP size?

Are there any sponsorships (that you're no longer affiliated with) that you guys didn't like?

AGuyNamedSmith

What was the most unexplainable/supernatural thing that you’ve ever experienced?

If you had one minute worth of screen time in any movie, and your only goal is to absolutely ruin the movie’s quality/credibility, what movie would you choose, and what would you do? (This question was stolen from the Gus and Eddy Podcast)

I can answer this one. The Gronk family is doing youtube videos now, and they've chosen Charlie's company Human Media Group for help.

Can you talk little bit about how crazy it is to be american right now

For Charlie, how were you able to get gronk and his family for the trivia show?

Thoughts on what will happen in Season 2 of The Mandalorian?

If all of you guys were gay who would get more dick? My pick personally would be kaya since he exudes a chad turkish aura like myself.

Worst healthcare experience, yours or someone you know.

See episode 121 Google Conspiracy for results

What mythical creature would you least like to get molested by

https://youtu.be/wRS-wX1K3r4 Love?

Cats On My Lawn

Does Andrew still play Magic: The Gathering?

Solar Insurgent

If you guys could write/produce a TV show for children, what would it be about or what kind of show would you make?

What do you guys invest into the most when producing the podcast? Say you get a check from one of your advertisers, what's the biggest thing (aside yourselves) that you funnel money into?

Hey lads! If you were to get in a fight with any "tough guy" in a cartoon, video game, or any animated character, which do you figure you'll have the best chance at beating?

What do you guys think of Matt Watson's EP OUCH!?

Roger Horner

Would you guys do a cameo on big mouth if they payed you?

Quinten Hayward

What’s going on with hard turbo?

What does it take to get 100% on the moist meter?

If you had to be a dad to any of the Official Podcast hosts, which host would you all choose? I’d choose Jackson.

why is Jackson so sexy?

Get hopsin on the podcast

To be bold: would you be willing to have me on as a guest? I'm only remotely relevant in the Kingdom Hearts community for the guides that I make (guiding-key.tumblr.com) and I mostly ask as a female fan with a small video game-based following. Pretty damn small. But I'd like to put my name in the hat in case you guys ever look into a chick who puts way too much time into video games, to the point of making multi-year guides and let's plays as a hobby. I can talk about electrical engineering and astrophysics too but that would probably depend on the episode lol

Brittany Theresa

Who would win in a fight? Bruce Willis or Robert Dinero?

Gerico Johnson

What is the weirdest food you've ever eaten?

Question for Jackson, why haven't you been in Fairbanks films?

Question for Andrew, how's the guitar playing coming?

Acetone

When’s the official vacation to Uzbekistan happening?

Akmal Azamov

What are your favourite bands right now

Don’t know if y’all ever been asked but what’s your guy’s weirdest scam call

Aj Styles could be my dad

Y'all should have Kyle (FPSrussia) from PKA podcast on, really good story teller and i think he would do great on the pod

Any more movie recommendations? Cube is fantastic, and I'm glad you brought it up before. If ya'll have like a top 3, or just some favorite movies of all time in general, I'd like to hear 'em.

FreakaJebus

What is the strangest thing you believe? As in what conspiracy theories do you think are true?

Cameron Graczyk

if you were a criminal and we’re given the choice to fight another criminal to the death in an arena and whoever wins is set free, would you do it?

If you could have 3 mods in real life, what would your mods be?

Hungry_Platypus

How does it feel to be semi-famous and actually have a meaningful effect on some people’s lives, example: someone can listen to your podcast and forget about the stress in their life for a time

Why is there so many anti maskers online recently?

Ja

How would Attaway General go if it featured you guys instead of TikTok “stars” ?

Ulan Okai

Boys, do you think Charlie talked negatively about Zuckerberg’s ass, because Charlie with those stork legs probably has no ass and is Jealous?

Justin6d

Is that the Netflix show? It it is then I’m pretty sure Charlie said that Netflix turned the idea down :-(

Ulan Okai

Please discuss dinosaurs on the podcast

White vs brown bread?

Jamie O'Brien

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

Have you ever cream pied someone? Male or female?

WHOS CHAOS .

Have any of you used your “podcast powers” for anything that you think is cool. For example Jackson used it to get the press copy of Jurassic work evolution. At least I think that’s what I remember.

Alexander

Hey boys whats something you consider normal but other people would consider very unusual?

what types of things would you want to watch for movie night ?? Like actually good media or so bad its funny media

What is the biggest mistake you've made in your life?

Shitpost.in

Since all water tastes different. Which water bottle brands are your favorites and which ones are your least favorites?

Are weapons allowed? Because Charlie is unstoppable with fleshlights

Aed

Remember Charlie talking about having severe acne a little while back. Did that ever affect your confidence or lifestyle, and how did you try to combat that?

In a fight against each other, which of the Official Men would win?

The Salt Miner

Is the 200th episode going to feature Charlie's dad?

What’s your favorite colors

bingy

would you rather be a furry or addicted to crack

Kyle Dishon

If you were having a contest who do think could cum the farthest

Do any of you boys have any weird eating habits, like weird food combinations you like?

if you could pick a 3 man team (2 movie characters, 1 real person) to join you in the Hunger Games who would it be

if you had to choose between going to jail for one year or going to jail with a rubik’s cube and you get to leave whenever you solve it, which are you choosing

What is your spirit animals

Greatest concert experience

Hey boys, if SomeOrdinarySausage decided to make four sausages, each one being "Jackson themed," "Andrew themed," "Charlie themed" or "Kaya themed" what would be in each one of your sausages?

I Made A Pateron For The Offical Boys

Hey boys! What's your opinion on the new RTX cards and how they stomp the 2080 ti?

NebClaw

Whats the funniest thing you've done in a bathroo

Hey kaya just a little tip about Ms.Grande she actually does not use auto tune she says it’s a step backwards in singing and useless

Tonyoli

Any chance we can get jacksons mom on the podcast?

Can Dr Love give us some advice?

Howard Soich

What happened with Hard Turbo?

FYFE

Hey boys I need some advice how would you guys recommend me meet some more friends during covid? Me and my girlfriend are starting to golf i think that might help.

If you guys had to pick one past guest to commit a crime with; which guest would you pick and what crime would the two of you commit?

What’s s popular game that you guys just couldn’t get into.

Ulan Okai

Hey guys, first time question, a bunch of weird changes just happened at my job so I was wondering, what’s the weirdest, craziest, or otherwise most unusual thing any of you were Paid Money to do

What's your favorite minecraft block

For all the boys, Boobs or ass?

Tyler

What is/was the worst meme/trend of 2020 so far?

What would you boys do if the podcast and internet fame disappeared?

To be or not to be? That is the question gentlemen.

Hato no Kishi

Hey beautiful bootiful baby boys, when will you guys do another drunk episode? It's one of my faves! Love you all!

Raymond Real

will kaya still be moving to america at $20k per month

Duke Holsing

If you four were to start a band what would you call it?

billybob

This

What moment in history would you choose to visit for 24 hours?

Were any of you boys in any clubs/on any teams in high school or college?

Joseph

You're on a first date and you really have to fart. What do you do to try and hide your untimely flatulence?

Colin Legge

What's the most unorthodox thing you used to do at work, to make a job easier?

I always listen while I'm working my construction job, and I've always wondered what kind of stuff you know how to work on or if all 4 of you are the type to just call someone. Which is fine.

What is your optimal bed setup? # Of pillows, # & type of blankets, etc. ?

I still want to ask Kaya and Jackson what they think about women's hands, after getting a not-so-satisfactory answer from Charlie and Andrew.

Do you ever think cancel culture will ever affect the podcast

Who's side are you on?

Animus Random

To the boys with animals, would you die for them? Like in a real scenario, and they’re running in front of a car or a crazy neighbor has a gun, are you risking your life for the little toe-beans?

What is one thing you will absolutely never try again? Also I've been a long time fan and you boys even inspired a few of my mates and I to start our own podcast

Any plans for going on tour?

If you could create a college course, what would it be called, and what would it be?

What’s y’all’s favorite Yu-gi-oh Card or Monster.

Jakeyjake

In response to a question from above, can Charlie have a reverse intervention with the other three on why they aren't opening as many card boosters as he is?

What is something that each of you gained from the podcast that you didn’t expect? So other than maybe getting noticed in public, having a bigger platform, etc

Alex Hines

(1st time question asker very excited) Now as we all know, kaya in the past abused a cheetah poster by assaulting it with Turkish bukkake. If you had to name one object in your home that deserves your cum, what would it be?

What would you do if your girlfriends said you had to give up porn?/ thoughts on girls who consider porn cheating

Is it better sleep in the summer with AC or the winter with heating 🤔

SpaceCadet

What do you boys think about the future of the entertainment industry now that there are LGBT and minority requirements for the “Best Picture” award?

SchuylerFox

Can Charlie have a intervention with the other three about his card opening addiction?

any psychedelic stories?

Would you rather bang your mom while in your dads body, or bang your dad while in you moms body?

What is one thing in this lifetime you'd like to achieve, but feel it is unlikely?

Casey Frazier

What’s the approximate circumference of your penis?

Are aliens inter-dimensional or 3D or Both?

If you'd have to make 1 rule that every human would follow, what would it be?

What toys did you official boys mainly play with as kids?

Kaya when will we have another pepper parade? Possibly the 200th episode?

Harvey Puerta

What would you guys do if you woke up to a zombie apocalypse? Let's say the zombies are just like the walking dead zombies. Where would you go, what would you do and who would you need by your side to survive? As detailed plan from you waking up in your house.

Sir Jeremiah Pennybottom

Classic cartoons vs anime topic?

Jackson Werner

A radio theater episode?

If you were all born in the medieval ages, what would your roles/jobs/position in society be? No basic answer like a king

Can we get things we like corner back? I kinda miss the jingle. :)

Would you guys stop the podcast for 1 million dollars each?

How does Kaya like streaming so far? Is it something he wants to continue?

What is your favorite artist / band. You can only choose one.

BoostingSullivan

Favorite Minecraft block?

Andromeda

Alright, this have been stuck on my mind for a while, if each of you bois were gender bend and had to date one of the other host, who would you choose and why?

Which of the other 3 would each of you fuck, marry, kill out of the group. Fags

How do you think the MCU will continue making movies with the death of Chadwick Boseman?

jamie

Anything planned for episode 200?