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Episode #204: Quantum Castration

Four close man friends gather around to castrate themselves.


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Episode #204: Quantum Castration

Comments

stfu karen

purity

Lmfao it’s good to see American nationalists angry it keeps me warm at night

AndresPalos

Kaya really telling his co hosts to shut up so he can insult them. It's not Andrew or Charles fault. Without charlies massive audience this show wouldn't be as successful. You could at least be somewhat respectful.

DIETRYING120

Is Charlie a soundboard this episode

DIETRYING120

Lol a Turkish man living in Germany shit talking the literal most powerful nation to ever exist over a stupid meme on twitter. Because fucking Turkey and Germany have been such a boon to the human race lmfao

All these people mad at Kaya need to get over themselves. I live in America and can tell you it is faaar from perfect. It really seems people have just lost the ability to laugh at themselves. Also: true patriots are critical of their own country because they want it to get better, not let it stagnate with blind love.

Roderick720

What's it like having so many people consider you their (at least somewhat) superficial/artificial friend? (Fans)

Jordan Hassall

Oh and even if you think all my criticisms are not valid and absolute bullcrap you can't deny that this episode that's was mostly comprised of Kaya bashing on America for being dumb it's not a very good episode you absolutely cannot argue me on that point this was a very boring episode, official boys maybe consider putting a muzzle on Kaya next episode just get him to shut up for 2 seconds my God he doesn't stop it wouldn't even be as bad if he changed the subject but he literally talked for almost 40 minutes about how America is bad because of Twitter you're not going to sit there and tell me that this is a good episode this is one of the worst by far

daddies cummies

(@matthew .make no mistake I was there when they ctucified my Lord) , Actually I already canceled my patreon I'm just getting the last couple days of use out of it I just wanted to download the bonuses really and I actually do like their episodes even the new ones not just the old ones they still release episodes from time to time that I quite enjoy like the episode with the crazy conspiracy theorists and the episode before that or any episode with Doug from who are these podcasts he's a treasure those were all hilarious. But when Kaya gets on his his American hate bonner rants is when I get annoyed yes I know he's joking about it but he's joking about it for my incredibly ignorant point of view I know he's not inherently a bad person for saying those things it's just incredibly annoying how he keeps saying all those things and makes no confirmation that he doesn't actually know what the hell he's talking about most of the time the part that makes it the most annoying really is that's kind of the general perception of America throughout the world and it kind of makes me sad that that's how we're seeing to the rest of the world and that he's perpetuating that idea that's what I'm upset about but you're right it's just a show I was just pointing out my views there's a comment section

daddies cummies

Yo Charlie my birthday is August 2nd and watching a rerun of your death stranding live stream I saw you said yours is the same so we are basically twins . Branching off that topic, I’ll throw a question in for you boys to possibly talk about, what are your thoughts on zodiac signs? And people who base their whole life decisions on them?

If we leave the boys alone for long enough, eventually there will be a 5th member

Ulan Okai

What a weak episode "America bad cause America uses twitter" probably first episode I was glad it was over.

Vampe n

Dope episode boys, just wanted to put my two cents into the black hole/time conversation. It's pretty safe to say you wouldn't survive going into a black for a number of reasons, but if you were able to survive it and experience the stoppage of time I don't think there would be any perception of time passing. Motion is dependent on time and I would have to imagine the electrical impulses would be unable to fire without time. So it would be more like a cryogenic situation. Alternatively, if you can consider time a river it would be like being a fish that gets caught by a fisherman and pulled out of the water. But that's all super conjecture and nobody really has very much of a clue

I give it 6 months before Kaya comes out as a QAnoner.

So why are you still a patreon member and why do you listen to the podcast? Do you listen to it just because you enjoy getting irritated?

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

y’all rly acting like kaya has never bashed America before

Ed

Are they going to keep doing the movie night? It's once a month now right?

Funny episode

Ja

Nah

DT

'Merican pigs die mad

DT

Why wasn't this ep posted on YouTube?

Tony M.

i was shook when i heard no ads. first time ever

speedlemon

LOL butthurt ass Americans. Fuck it, I hate America with all my heart, how about that. Go ahead, tell me how much more terrible my life would be without America or copy and paste some other dumb bootlicker patriot bs

Ignorance coming from the “greatest country in the world!!!”

Ethan Jones

Literally they brought up an Americans tweet that explains how he believes it

Ethan Jones

Love this episode bois keep it up

Ethan Jones

Lmfao all these mad ass PaTriOts. It’s a fucking joke you pussys

Jesus some butt hurt Americans in the comments

Ethan Jones

Kaya is making this podcast a shithole

bingy

That kid should’ve been in the 200th episode

Ulan Okai

Well I knew it. This podcast is going down. It’s sad to see on all honesty. All I ever wanted was hope and prosperity to all of you guys but it hasn’t or it doesn’t seem to happen. Kaya you need to get off the high horse. If it wasn’t for us Americans you would be in a shit hole. And Jackson seems to know that it’s not even American because it’s the trust. Yeah we have stupid people who tweet/believe stupid things but by you assuming everyone thinks that just makes you as or more of their level my dear kaya. well let’s see what kaya is going to complain about in the next episode.

Carlos

Oh shut up Kaya. Besides these Twitter people nobody in America thinks 2+2=5.

The most deep life changing episode was the Jeff C episode I can’t believe my eyes were closed my whole life until he opened them for me

Alex Hines

Fucking loved this episode

kaya really hates America huh

i love you guys but holy fuck this episode hurt

Jesus Christ yeah the dark matter and black holes part hurt lmao sick with poop jokes lmao

Alex Michael Christensen

God that "America bad" rant by Jackson and kaya was so bad and ignorant lol

Someone

Bathe in milk

I wouldn't say anyone gets moral high ground over America because of any of that. Every country has people just as dumb, Americans are just the loudest. Most people here aren't as stupid as everyone thinks lol but those are the only people that get recognition because the shit they say is that dumb.

The episodes with Alex (IHE) are what got me into the podcast, and the Psychicpebbles episode should be put into the Smithsonian

I wasn't going to comment because I know all you guys in this comment section know me as the guy who shits on the podcast but come on I could not stay quiet after I heard what Kaya say after all of his American bashing that turkey is less cringe than America much offense hear Kaya go fuck yourself you do know that turkey literally has laws for chemical castration still you know the thing that you guys were talking about earlier in this episode that Western countries got rid of over 50 years ago at this point it's called proportion yeah we have a lot of idiots in the us because we just have a lot of people maybe if Germany or turkey had more people they're probably be more idiots and no offense but a good portion of turkey is filled with conservative Muslims who believe that gays should be killed on site and that women barely have any rights and are basically barely one step above animals yeah no, Kaya I don't listen to you spew your ignorant dumb ass commentary on serious issues every week that you clearly know nothing about and I just don't comment most of the time because I know your just trying to make comedy most of the time and why would I these are comments not like anyone cares, but I'm not going to just sit there and say nothing when you literally say that turkey is better than the US when it comes to the cringy and bad shit we do you're just wrong there

daddies cummies

just go back to dicks and butts lmao

Nah you guys are just dumb.

Kiah is one silly twitter debate away from joining isis

Dark Nut

During my semester in LA I would show Charlie’s videos to the class almost every week. When I went back home and started doing zoom classes I tried it again and my professor texted me “fuck you” and kicked me out of the zoom call

Thanks for supporting, we appreciate the support! -J

The Boys

There's roughly 330 Million people who live in America and only about 22% (72,600,000) of Americans have Twitter with only 10% (33,000,000) of them making up 80% of tweets and being monetizable. in comparison, Australia has a population of 25.5 million people with 12% (3,060,000) using twitter and Germany has 83.8 Million people and 22% (18,260,000) using twitter. The only reason there is so much dumb shit from Americans on twitter is because there is simply more of us, not because specifically Americans think that way, 30 Million do not speak for the other 300 Million in the same way 18 Million Germans don't speak for a population of nearly 84 Million. Point being, saying "it's just America" is simply nothing more then ignorant. The issue isn't America or anywhere else, It's Twitter and Social Media in general.

Thought Kiah would appreciate this, a wepon designed specifically for killing Turks XD https://ifunny.co/fun/HaV7voc58?s=u

I love this

Dylan Hedin

US population is 300+ million, Germany, turkey, and australias combined population is still not even close to the US population. Its not hard to believe they would stomp mainstream media like Twitter. Especially considering its such a huge part of the culture.

Greendors

My first comment, I'm nervous! But! Alan Turing did NOT crack Enigma, he just made improvements to the methods developed by Polish mathematicians who cracked it! See guys, we did more during the WW2 than just hosting german camping sites! Also my brain hurts from this episode and the time conundrum, could you guys please go back to wanking and shitting theories? <3 Ps. I'm a 30 year old female (from Europe, not Freedom Land!) who discovered you guys this year and binge listened to all the main episodes in under 3 months, I'm so happy to be cough up and be able to binge all of the bonuses now! I absolutely love your content guys, never change, you are all amazing with brilliant sense of humour <3 Much love and internet hugs <3

I thought outside of its affect on gravity dark matter isn’t observable

Justin6d

Oh god I’m losing brain cells this episode

Phillip Motsinger II

Worthwhile episodes: most all. Def not all tho

The boys don't know what chemical castration is

Aha! You know as an astrophysicist, this episode was pretty laughable. It's amazing how the boys just don't know anything 'bout dark matter.

First of many comrade

Based

Joseph

I just nutted

Yessir. My first early access episode

Gotta love when I get a notification from the boys, hugs and kisses too you bitches

Nice

Whoo!


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