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Bonus #71 - Kaya's School of Nightmares

Hey everyone,

New bonus here. Another bonus will be uploaded this week, I was going to upload them both today but the editor (Danny) has become deathly ill with work so he won't have Bonus #72 ready until this weekend. 

In fact, technically this is Bonus #72 and Bonus #71 is still coming. Not sure how or why it turned out that way. Pretty wild and wacky, right? These are the kind of shenanigans you can expect from the Official boys. Always keeping you on your toes, never know what to expect. Please don't unsubscribe, it's coming we swear. 

In this episode I think we talked about Kaya's school and how awful it was. There was a guy who sold sandwiches at the school and he... well, I'll let you guys listen to find out. 

-J


Comments

Cheez its are better then Gold fish, gold fish have less flavor because they have to sacrifice flavor to maintain the trademark fish shape. Shit cheez its come in way more variety then gold fish even

Carlos

halrious episode

efolder

andrew getting transported to the damn backrooms in his sleep

Cameron Moore

2 slices of pizza, how's that even close to a proper meal?

Sam wan

Charlie did call him a bitch tho

Jack Mitchell

A whole bag of Gold fish has only half the amount of flavor of a single cheezit

SoduS

the education is this episode is unmatched

FYFE

Hey did anyone notice this is tagged as a regular episode? Not sure how much it mattered but figured I’d bring it to attention at least

Alex Hines

From the start you know this is gonna be a good episode, alongside that title

Jugum

To be fair, they're wrong about 90% of the things they talk about lol

Bört

Cheez it’s are way fucking better than goldfish

Gerico Johnson

You're wrong you dream every night

Ryan Noland

Kaya be like "yeeahhh"

Justin Tilley

Dude Charlie and Andrew are so lucky at my school you were lucky to get gravy that didn't taste like it was cooked up in the chemistry lab and anything that wasn't low calorie was banned on campus there so lucky that they went to school before the federal government reworked the entire school lunch program

daddies cummies

Kinda shocked by the longest tongue and penis numbers. I assumed it would be like 18in for penis

Justin6d

Everyone has the pass, if your cool enough.

Thatank66

They aren't free in europe either. I'm pretty sure you have to pay everywhere.

Kováts István

I think my favorite part was when Jackson thought that school lunches in America are free

Alex Hines

Kaya has the nword pass..? 😳

Grelk

I'll have you know that cheese-its are tantamount to the honor of my family. Insulting them is insulting my grandfather and I will not forgive and I will not forget.

Chris Sullivan

Title says 71, file says 72, WHAT GIVES? Exposed

Simon Arseneault

I’m erect

Sam Lee

There’s a Mexican man with an 18.9 inch penis

Danny

Burnt school pizza was better, I wasn't trusting that weird Tortilla cheese melt thing

Bustin

I get dreams almost exclusively when I nap

MudBoy

I always (like 3 or more times a week) have dreams about my teeth falling out and it's fucking terrifying. And they always start to crumble in my hands and the blood wakes me up. Huh, maybe I should see someone about that?

AGuyNamedSmith

Turkish people are black... sure okay

Sufian Abuahmad

wtf kind of high class schools did andrew and charlie go to where they got to eat papa johns and panera i thought all american school lunches were like mine where we got a stale cookie a cup of fruit and a carton of milk that was rotten half the time

punology

aw glad you found him

punology

I lost my cat recently and was talking it pretty hard. I was in the verge of tears when I saw this podcast release. I have it a listen and it put me in a better state of mind. I decided I would give it one more go tonight finding my boy after feeling better. And I found him. Now I'm not saying the official boys helped me find my cat, but you can't ignore the facts.

Colin Legge

In my highschool we had kind of like a food court set up almost, there was an area where there were separate booths of different types of food, one booth had the different pizza but it wasn't like brand pizza or anything it was like, frozen pizza probably idk it was cardboard with cheese. There were nachos and cheese that tasted awful and chicken nuggets that make mcdonalds seem gourmet. You'd wait in the line to get into the food area, where you'd then splinter off and wait in line for whatever type of food you wanted. Then you grabbed a single carton of milk and then went to basically a checkout line where you'd put in your lunch number and hope you still had money in your food account. I remember each meal costing I think a dollar fifty but its hard to remember. Then next to that area was a little stand where you could buy pizza hut or chick fil a sandwiches, but they were just chicken between 2 pieces of bread and I always hated them so never got them. Oh and i forgot, my freshmen year there were 2 kids in my grade who started selling cans of soda for a dollar each. They started off with like a little 10 can lunchbox and eventually made so much profit they started lugging around a giant fucking cooler full of soda and energy drinks. The school eventually shut them down and in turn opened up their own snack stand with various snacks, hot pockets and soda. The school took down 2 entrepreneurs to take over their business for themselves. I'll never forget that

jonathon

I live in Australia and I tried goldfish for the first time a week ago, words can't describe how fucking awful they are. They have no flavour at all and they are the dryest food I have ever consumed. How does anyone like these???

Daniel Ridgway

I can't believe Kaya has been black this whole time.

Science

Bonus episodes are a mf fever dream for me I listen to them live while I’m driving or gaming or something so then I completely forget about them till they come out and I get a weird deja Vu when relistening

Ed

That's one hell of an episode description

Killian Fitzgerald

Yeah baby! Thats what I've been waiting for, that's what its all about! Wooh

Aed

oh fuck yeah i’m so hard

speedlemon

Love the bonuses

Eli Har

Oh fuck yeah I’m so hard

Alex Michael Christensen


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