Question Thread for June 2021

When did he say that? Genuinely curious

Michael

What’s your guy’s thoughts on John Mcafee getting whacked?

Ed

Fuck, Marry, Kill. but it’s the other 3 boys on the podcast

Would you rather cum in the sink, or sink in the cum?

William Martin

What are the chances we get internet historian as a guest 👀

Did you guys know that Brendan Frasier's alimony payments ended on January 31st? My man is finally free

History of Forgotten Lands

Why does everyone hate Jackson so much? On the most recent bonus, he gives a valid criticism and then the boys go into a triad about how he is an idiot. I don't get it. Also, how big is everyone's Weiner mine is probably the World Record for biggest at 1.981945 inches in length and 3.56246 in girth. It has an approximate volume of 1 fl oz. I have pleasured over 450 women with no STDs. My second question is have you guys ever pleased a woman because I have, and she was not disappointed. My flaccid length is also large at 38 cm and when I get hard the blood rushes to my balls and not my dick giving me tomato testicles. Do the Boys have big balls or are they small balled beta boys? Also, what drugs do you think I am on when I wrote this?

I just finished binge Watching all your podcast episodes, can you guys make me like 200 more to binge again lol? Btw I’m still not in the discord 😔

What happened to movie nights? I bought Cats just to watch along with you bois.

Rusty Shackleford

Who is the person that you think you can imitate the best, as in mannerisms and stuff.

Prim

Hope this gets seen but I was wondering if you guys have a playlist of music you listen to or enjoy because I’m always on the prowl for new music and would be interested in hearing what you guys listen to

Yilan

Do you guys have any tips for beginning streamers , particularly kaya who has a smaller and newer stream

Mitchell

Would you guys ever do a podcast with Exurb1a?

What crime should be considered legal in your opinion?

Is the charity stream going to be uploaded somewhere? It was my birthday I missed it but would like to watch it

Karim Rhaloui

The Official Coin when?

If I sent Charlie a Yugioh card in the mail, would it be possible for him and you to sign it and then send it to Kaya and Jackson so they can sign it. Then send it back it back to me so I can have an Official Egyptian god card?

Stanley

What’s you boys all time most nostalgic game?

Zachary tatman

I love you boys and this podcast is great, just thought I'd say that.

Hello everyone. That is it father's.

Walter Medina

Which one of you guys is most likely to run away from everything. Just turn off your phone and go live in the woods?

Stanley

ever thought of having nfkrz on the podcast? I think he'd make for an interesting episode

Charlie has said how he makes way too much money every month (at least $40k), so why did he request $10k from his fans for donating for a good cause (got $15k), and then spends $10k on Pokemon cards within the week? This was back in November, but i'm just curious.

Hey Jackson, have you kept up with the whole friendlyjordies/bruz situation? What do you think about it?

Hey guys I just subscribed to my first patreon and I guess my question is do you guys enjoy among us and the community with it, thanks much love from WI

This is a lame question, but what’s something that has genuinely inspired you to make something?

pip and Perry’s purple podcast

How was the experience meeting the science guys from YouTube who helped make the dido rocket. Was it awkward, or did you guys enjoy the experience overall?

Adrian Cano

donkey ollie content please

Ethan

Is Charlie going to propose to Tiana, or will she have to propose to him?

Me

ANONYMOUS DECLARED WAR ON ELON MUSK

BobDirt

At what point would each of you say you lost your 'innocence'? It doesn't necessarily have to be when you lost your virginity, I'm thinking more the moment you lost all your faith in humanity/commited your first act of degeneracy etc. Love you guys and keep smashing it ! 💕

What’s the worst example of parasocial relationships you’ve seen in the comments of the podcast? Also, how do you boys handle handle parasocial relationships on the podcast?

What makes you furious? Can you name a time you were pissed as fuck and how did you handle it? Love you guys and keep up the great work!

Charlotte Moran

If all of you didn't have girlfriends and had to compete with each other to see who could pick up a girl the fastest using only your looks(so no using money or fame or whatever), who do you think would be the most successful?

Hey guys just a scenario i wanted to ask you boys How many 3rd graders can you take in a fight Location- open field -You wont starve or become exhausted but can become slightly winded -They will come from all sides in a giant hord -they will always know where you are Well anyways hope you see answer this it would mean the alot

If a brawl were to happen between furries and current day tiktok witches in a WWE ladder match who would win? (No weapons allowed)

Moist456

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

PBotis

What would be your favourite species of civilised aliens in the mass effect franchise?

King Tristynak

What company has lost your business permanently?

hey guys. love the episodes - they get me through the grueling shifts at work. i'm about to move to a new state to get my master's and i'm a bit worried - any advice on making new friends/living on your own in a completely new place?

What kinds of flavors does vapelord Kaya like ?

UnderwaterRohan

Kaya you mentioned all the negatives of Christmas Island, what is something they do well, besides make good food. Because you already mentioned that once

This is for Jackson and Kaya When are y'all finally gonna come out as lover?

Matt Holt

This is for Kaya, Kayak, when are we getting another 'plenty of trash' episode?

Cristian Luna

How big is Jackson’s penis

JC Chance

Since The Fappening came out during Charlie's breakout role in the Hunger Games. My question is if Charlie was the one auditioning to be Peter North in Jennifer Lawrence's fappening video?

Hey Fellas, I don't know how many of you care about cars but if you could have one what would it be? (what is your dream car?)

The Six-Gun Gorilla

Have you ever heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist? 18.7 Million Dollars worth of maple syrup were stolen!

If you guys where forced to live in a different fictional universe as an average Joe which one would it be marvel,mass effect,hentai etc.

Where is Doug and Anthony

Mitchell

Whats your favorite bug?

Dicky Cheese

Can I tell a masturbation story?? (It will be quick!) When I was in grade 3 I was just starting to figure things out and before I knew how to grip the meat joystick properly I would hump things. So for awhile I would hump this pole that hung in my closet that was meant for hanging clothes on and I would hang upside down to hump, long story short one day I fell from it and hurt myself and my mom came in asking what happened

Hello, I'm inquiring about my insurance policy, I've called several times but I've had no response. I need to upgrade my homeowners insurance plan because I've recently had a large amount of radiation leak into my study room. It turned my parrot "key" into a mush of pure carbon and I really just need to upgrade to cover the cost of cleaning my house from animals that were chemically broken down into their basic elemental form. Thanks, Nick

Question for everybody; When you were 18, do you remember what you thought you wanted to do for a career? I personally went to college for art, thinking I'd go work for a studio. Now I'm 28. I work on cars / machines as a mechanic and I really enjoy it. New Patreon member, but been enjoying you guys for weeks. Much love and stay awesome!

Anxitasy

To every member besides Jackson. Please tell what you like the most about Jackson. and to Jackson. tell what you like the least about every single other member of the podcast.

Swattso

What minority do you hate the most?

What is your most memorable episode of the podcast?

aidenbing

Question for each of you, do you prefer linear story games or ones where you have more choice in when or how events unfold?

has Donnie yen been in any good movies recently?

Workout jams? Doom OST never fails for me

@ all of you - what is the worst fan base of any musical artist?

Isaac Broadbery

Yo can you ask Kaya "when you speak in your 3 known languages do you find your personality/attitude changes depending which you are using?" More so curious since I've been trying to learn German for around 2 years

What is the closest, most intimate way you could be with someone? Something that would turn enemy into friend. Personally I believe taking a shit together while holding hands and looking at each other is the most intimate.

Fellas, if you could pick any junk food to be extremely healthy, what would it be?

What's the dumbest thing you've heard/someone has said to you?

For each of you, what is your personal purpose in life? What are you striving for?

Kip

Are you guys planning to do any live events? Especially in Europe?

Who on the podcast is the biggest keyboard warrior and why did you pick Andrew?

Hey guys, long time fan, new patreon supporter. What is you guys' favorite type of content that you don't make, and do you have something that you would make but don't because it doesn't match your usual content?

What is life supposed to look like as i turn 30years old next year ? And why does society make getting older feel so bad ? Chronologically i am older but i still feel the same as i did when i was 25. Im not sure where im going with this...

Would you punch a cactus if it looked at your sister wrong?

Would you guys ever chose to live together? Seems like a lot of people are choosing to live together in large houses nowadays. Especially internet personalities.

ClarityAbove

What do you guys wear for pajamas

If you had to sacrifice someone of the podcast for infinite wealth, who would it be?

Which one's is better or handsome than the other?

Stb_disease

If you had to combine an animal with an anime archetype (tsundere, tomboy, childhood friend, old perv, dandere, et cetera), which animal would it be and how does it embody that role?

Do any of you have a longer second toe than big toe

Joshua Grant

What is Kaya’s favorite cheese

Do you guys like Mexican food, and if so what’s your favorite dish?

Jair

What is everyone’s favorite video game ever?

Eli Volpini

Whats your favourite guilty pleasure? (Don't make a discussion if you should or shouldn't feel guilty. That's not the point)

What was a time when Charlie’s dad made himself look like an idiot?

What’s your daily routine?

Who is someone you enjoy the stuff they make but hate them as a person?

Would you rather... have any superpower you want forever, or, turn into a brick snd never be able to turn back?

What fictional character would you guys like to have on the podcast

Funniest hate comment you’ve gotten?

Hey! How are you guys?

Dan OBrien

Favorite mountain?

Question for Jackson, has he ever been to the greatest state of Australia, New South Wales. And why is it better then Queensland

Skruffy Janitor

Whats your shittiest Holiday experience. Disney Land doesnt count.

Hey Official Boys, I just wanted to let you guys know that your episodes are sick, love listening to you guys on ways to and from work and school. You guys are awesome and I really appreciate you guys for being over 234 episodes and 80 patreon episodes of pure content. I hope to listen to countless more hours of you guys. Thank you

If you could delete 3 questions from this awful thread but had to answer all the others with a minimum of 10 genuine minutes of discussion each, what would they be

big fan of the podcast im a very new listener i decided to binge u guys over the misfits podcast only because jackson has the better australian accent. i would just like to say i started episode one on april 1st, i am now on 143 while keeping up weekly. as for my question if you could have any pornstar on the show who would it be?

If you suddenly woke up in a lab and some scientists informed you that your life was all just a scientific simulation and that little to none of what you saw or heard in said simulation was true, what would be your first question for the members of the new and theororetically real universe?

Allison F.

If you could make an official podcast movie, what actors would you like to play as you.

If you boys fell into a coma and woke up in the distant, much more technologically advanced future (as the same age just because), what would you guys do first?

Penis Fantastic

Question for all the boys, in what universe, assuming there are multiple, does my mom love me in? Also what do you think about nachos? Personally I don't think any universes.

Goofy mcdoofus

Do you boys ever get scared of Kaya possibly being a middle eastern spy? Much love to Kaya :p

DeviatePredator

Charlie who’s your favorite league champ so far now that you are getting back into it also the least favorite/ most hated

Donosaur Dan

If a billionaire gave you guys a blank check to spend on whatever you want, with the only caveat being that it has to be stupid and/or pointless for their own amusement. what's the first thing you'd do?

DankBonkRippper

Let's say, you guys had went back in time to when YouTube had just started becoming relevant keeping the knowledge you have today what changes would you make to your channels/videos

Now that live events are on the horizon (or are already back in some cases) are there any that you guys are looking forward to attending? Also, are there any delayed events from last year that you still have tickets to?

Who can come up with the most useless/ironic super power. Example: you can talk to fish but they can’t talk to you. Or you can teleport through walls but it only works 50% of the time. The other 50% you get stuck. Things like that

Joshua Gantt

If you guys could have a g-fuel flavour what would it be?

Do you guys know what dick pimples are and have you ever had any?

hexxywexxy

What is all of your guys favorite memory as a kid ?

When Kaya visited America did he use Charlie's shower to spray his ass?

Jorroj

What fictional character would you guys like to have as a guest on the podcast? Personally I'd like to see you guys invite Optimus Prime. The banter between him and Jackson would be legendary.

Tetsuc4bra

P.s. this show gets me harder than when I yank it to transformers porn.

Who is the worse person? The man who first drew transformer's porn? Or the person who masterbates to it regularly?

What's an experience you had that freaked you out the most? Something that made your heart pound like crazy.

How much cum do you think (in pounds/kg) has been fired out of the cannon during in masturbation ?

SoduS

My question is: is everyone happy where they live? I live in Vegas and I'm looking for a reason why it's not perfect. Andrew and Charlie you live in Florida and the humidity would absolutely kill me. Jackson lives in Australia when he can live in New Zealand where there is no venomous or poisonous animals. Kaya it's between Turkey and Germany which are okay but still like when it comes to climate I want to know the best reason of why you live where you live.

Harrison Kovitz

Are you doing okay? (To all of the boys)

AGuyNamedSmith

Does Charlie have any "cheat meals" considering how ripped he is and if he does, how does he burn it off?

opinion on samsung waifu

What’s the meanest/funniest thing you’ve done to get back at someone?

What thought fills you with the most existential fear

Joe M.

Why is Jackson such a cutie ? Also do you guys like curry and what kinds

Joe M.

If Mr. fantastic was fucking the invisible woman, while she was invisible. Would he be able to see he dick inside her? Also if you had to choose one superpower, or to adopt any comic characters set of powers what would you boys pick?

Vodmos

Hello boys, so I was relistening to the Pre Post show episodes and in one of the episodes Kaya mentioned that he was going to tell us about his "Weird Uncle" who he had to cut ties with on the next main episode and I don't believe he ever told us that story so if you could please tell us that story Kaya it would be very much appreciated!

How much would someone have to pay you, to live in a semi-truck for a month?

Twelve_Aces

Why am I in love with Jackson (I’m not gay but I will be for Jackson)

Do you boys want there to be a god?

Briflex

What were some of the weirdest mother fuckers you four glorious Bastards have met?

Ezra Magee

What is something you have drastically changed your opinions about. (e.g. You hated something in the past, but have grown to love it.)

If you could go back in time for just a day in your life when/where would you travel?

This is for the Charlie, when you were on general Sam's podcast, how many times did you think about ravaging Sam or poob

paul martin

Why do we do these comments, when only a couple get picked? Even when it's a Q&A episode, barely any questions get answered.....Why?

If you were forced to start a new life in a completely foreign country, where would you go? (No English speaking countries)

They said it was Jackson

Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth?

TheAllAroundMan

How would you feel if you woke up one day and your life was entirely the same but your dad is Jordan Peterson?

They'll do it for fifty grand

TheAllAroundMan

Nice try fed

Grelk

Im new to the patreon from last month and your bonuses have made the work days go by a lot faster. Thank you! What's been the biggest challenge that each of you have faced?

RynPrime

Favourite condiment?

Poos and wees!! poos and wees!! poos and wees!!

After binging the entire show over the past couple of weeks, what do I do now I have lost all meaning and waiting each week for a new release sucks.

Would you rather fight a grizzly with a sword, a mountain lion with a baseball bat, or a scorpion with your penis? It’s a death fight and in your opponents natural habitat.

something that makes you cry without fail

What do you boys think of chads that easily lift women on bars, but are huge kpop stans

Literally NOBODY has been really far even as decided to use even to want to do look more like?

Send me the Cheetah Surprise poster or else I’ll shit in your pants.

What’s your most controversial opinion (1 each, nothing too spicy like politics)

What was the lowest thing youve ever done for money (not the podcast) ?

Steven McKenzie

Whats the most grounded you've ever been?

Psaturn

something a bit controversial, what is a ice cream flavor that you dislike?

when’s the next time viewers are going to be able to call in the show? or voicemails? the podcast is amazing, some added interaction may be beneficial, thanks boys

If you had to assemble an army to take over the USA and make it “kaya land” or “Andrew world” etc. how would you do it ?

Jackson Werner

Why gay?

Grelk

Boys, I feel it. You need new guests and i have a need to defend myself. That is why I would like to appear on your podcast to defend my hand fetish against what was said by Charlie and Andrew when I asked them about it on their personal twitch streams. Please, consider me as a guest, I have a lot of stories and will answer any questions you may have about said fetish, but first and foremost, I want to defend myself.

How has success changed your intrapersonal relationships,? Like, For Andrew, Jackson and Kaya being professional podcasters must seem odd to your families. And for Charlie it seems like him becoming so successful so early in life must have shook things up in his circles.

Was listening through the backlog and was wondering if Jackson and Kaya were ever gonna do the book club they were talking about, would love to listen to it. Long time fan and patron, love you boys.

Eric Curry

Hey boys, do you have any good bad (movies that are bad but enjoyable to watch) movie recommendations? And if so what about it makes you enjoy it?

Can you have Doug on again? I miss him

MrPibbAssassin

What do you guys think about Disguised Toast pretty much saying "lol no" to getting canceled on cancel? P.S. luv u bois <3

shleep

Whats your least favorite genre of music and why?

Will we see a top 10 hottest women episode, like when we seen a top 10 hottest men?

As if his pussy ass would ever get on a plane lol

Bört

What youtubers have you been watching recently?

CallMeLynx

Didn't they just do that last week?

Bört

Any upcoming plans for the patreon or podcast in general?

Stephen

What were your guy's first bad driving experience and what cars did you guys all drive first? Love sir Christmas island 🇨🇽

If you could control one country for 12 hours and change any laws you want in that time, what would you do?

Joshua

This question is for Charlie, awhile ago back before you showed your face you said you’d never do YouTube as a job, what changed? (Probably the money I assume)

What kind of car do you guys drive?

Jeremy p

I love you guys. That’s it. That’s the comment.

Tyler Herrera

Have you ever farted and tickled your ballsack?

thewheelchairr

What's the status on Shock Rockvein?

if you heard of an upcoming tv series called “charles bloffindales wet river extravaganza” what would you expect the story to contain

I have no question. My statement is that since I started back in April, I have now watched every single piece of content that The Official Podcast has put out since it’s creation.

walleluvseve

Any plans to do more streaming as a group? I really enjoyed the Mario Party charity stream and would love to see more.

If the supreme leader of North-Korea happens to be a big fan of the podcast and invited you to the country, would you go?

You should stream you playing games together again, just tell Jackson that nobody cares what time it's in Australia🤡

Bold of you to assume kaya misses family

Thoughts on the plasma discharge petroglyphs? Seems like everyone is sleeping on this event that happened around the time, the first alphabet was made. Why isnt this event talked about? This event even happened before the first religions were created.

角柱Galaxy_Pleiades

1. Would you live in your perfect dream house but some John Wayne Gacy shit took place there? 2. How much money would you have to be paid to permanently switch genders (dick chop, hormones, etc.)? 3. How many hard boiled eggs could you eat in 5 minutes if you get $10 per egg?

Dayman

I would also like to see that

A friend and I are adamant about starting our own podcast and we're in the planning and research stages now. I was wondering if yall had any tips for us starting out? Love the show guys and thanks in advance

What is Kaya's cup size?

Kaden G

kaya, what is something you miss about turkey besides family

speedlemon

What are your internet boundaries as in, what are some forms of content on the internet that you can't stomach or avoid like the plague. Thank you and I love you guys so much! ❤️

What’s are good tips to keep a group of friends together for a long time?

Showers or baths? I find baths terrible for getting clean but great for relaxing.

Least favorite food that other people enjoy immensely

On vacation right now. just wondering, anything funny happen on vacation as a kid or ever? My step brother broke his leg on the beach, that was pretty funny.

jaymin riley

Hey! I’ve been watching you guys since the first episode way back when I was in high school, and now I went through college and work a full time job! Y’all got me through a lot. Anyway my question: will you ever be back and do a fan meet up event somewhere in the US when things are more normal? Thank you so much! Also I loved the corners bring them back lol

Who has the biggest weiner?

Solar Insurgent

Do any of you guys have a go to band/artist that you secretly listen too that everyone else hates? i.e. I really like listening synthwave and most of my friends shit on me cause they don't like it lol. Cheers

Is Kaya gonna post a plenty of trash part 2?

Dan

what’s a recent movie or show that you think will be considered a classic in the future?

CheeseBurgerHelper

when was the last time you guys jumped? like actually took a big leap.

Rhys

Why don't Jackson and Kaya follow each other on Twitter?

Solar Insurgent

Hey Charlie, are you still into battlefield? Are you excited for battlefield 6?

I like this one! Great idea lol

Chunky Pineapple

when’s the next movie night babeeee

When are you going to do movie nights?

What is a piece of semi-realistic future tech that you would like to see in your lifetime?

Considering that Horizon: Forbidden West is just around the corner, I never heard you guys mention anything about Horizon: Zero Dawn. Did you play it, and if yes, what did you think of its gameplay and story?

Question for Charlie. Would you consider to be in the Trash Taste Podcast if you're ever in Japan?

What cryptid would you want to keep as a pet?

Are we ever going to address the dark times of the show aka the cornerpocalypse. It really seemed to abruptly end out of nowhere and there was no mention of it ever again. It’s a funny part of this shows history and it would be interesting to hear your boy’s opinion on it now that some time has passed

Will you have Asterios or anyone from the Maddox lore back on the show?

Nathan Bromschwig

If you guys got the chance to make a Marvel or Star Wars movie, what would you do differently so they aren’t generic and boring as hell?

CheeseBurgerHelper

What’s your guys opinion on all the UFOs being declassified by many government agencies? Do you think they were real sci-fi aliens or just natural phenomena no one can explain?

If you had to take over as CEO of some big company (disney, Amazon, Tesla, etc.) What company and what changes would you make to it?

Garry V

When will you all bathe in milk?

TOAST

With charlie posting a video on how his first date went. what were the rest of gangs first date like

If you guys could pick 3 lifetime stats from your lives to see when you die, what would they be? (Ex: How many times you came, how many flies killed with your bare hands, total hours of video games played)

If you could have any A list celebrity on the podcast, who would it be?

I know in the past you guys have talked about wanting permanently have all four of you guys in the US, is that likely to happen anytime soon?

What fictional universe would you guys like to visit or live in? (No Star Wars)

Question directed to charlie. Would you ever consider doing a dhar mann spin off and call it char mann

Hurt Reynolds

Kaya

best school fight you have seen?

If the podcast/YouTube didn’t work out what would you guys do for a living

When are we taking over pedo island? My uncle can be our guy on the inside

James Obsolete

If you guys were to be able to be any fictional character of your choosing who would you pick, minus god-like omnipotent characters

RoughFluff

What ever happened to Stamper coming on the show?

Alex Jordan

So you know the Taco Bell/ KFC combo buildings? What two food places would you put together in thst fashion? (doesn't have to be just fast food)

TheNommerz

Can we ever expect to see Lawrence Sonntag back as a returning guest, also hope you boys are having a good day

I don’t care what the fuck Charlie says I want kaya to kidnap him and put him in the plane hold while Jackson, Andrew and kaya enjoy a first class flight to Scotland so I can buy you all a drink and show you the Florida of Scotland which is Glasgow, deal?

Can kaya post more “Plenty of Trash” 1st one was so funny

Not sure if you guys have talked about it but what was your favorite console of all time??

MyNameIsAl

What has been all of your guys’ favorite thing that has come out this year (movie, show, game, etc.)?

Cheesepuff

Besides the podcast what’s your greatest achievement in life?

Jacob Durant

question: where the hell is the new episode? it's supposed to be here every tuesday for patreons right?

How do you guys like the remake of mass effect?

Who can bench the most out of you 4?

babygravy

What would you guys consider the best videogame series to be

Cooper Stephens

What’s one of y’all’s best and/or worst birthday experiences?

Have the official podcast Boys seen any public sex or sexual mischievous in public?

Pelotes

Of all your guests, which one do you think would win in an all out battle royale?

Oliver Sackrey

How did you guys learn to be so sexy?

Absolutely love the show by the way, keep it up!

Did you guys watch the new saw movie?

will any of you drive a motorcycle or have? my family says its too dangerous but i wanna live!

Favorite bad game?

Rach Zuben

How is Jackson house going

What’s you’re favorite fantasy series

Have you guys watched Castlevania yet and if not then why?

Would you fuck the green M&M?

Curtographer

If you were to switch lives with one of the other hosts of the podcast who would you change places with and why??

how big are ur wieners

After KFC, what fast food chain would trust to make a console?

Curtographer

Why am I so hard when you post

Alex Michael Christensen