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Question Thread for July 2021

Hey everyone,

Ask whatever questions you'd like to ask and maybe we'll answer them on one of the mains or bonuses. Or you can just send us a very kind, heartfelt message that only I will read. Whatever you want,

Thanks for your continued support,

Jackson

Comments

Kaya talk about Chris Chan raping his mother lol

Ed

Would you guys consider having a Vtuber on the show? Apparently Hololive member Mori Calliope is a big fan of Charlie and has said on another podcast that she would like to collaborate with him.

If you had the death penalty, but could choose any way to die, how would you do it?

What would you guys do in the trolly problem?

TurkeySandwich

@Charlie Why did you stop the Yu-gi-oh card unboxings?

UnRelated Player

What are each of your favorite childhood cartoons? (Excluding courage the cowardly dog)

This is has been a dilemma on my mind for a while now because me and my sister go to the gym together and every god damn time some dollar store body builder douche bag comes up to us just to jerk their own ego off giving useless advice. How do I ward these turbo assholes off ps. Out douche bagging them doesn't work they are immune to their own douche baggery

Rian

First I just wanna say you boy’s have helped me tremendously in my battle against mental health disorders. I always look forward to episodes because it means that for an hour each week I can pretend that my depression doesn’t exist so a million thanks for that. Now onto my question- Are there any content creators that you guys used to obsessively watch but have since stopped or not watch as frequently for any number of reasons? For example, I used to binge James Rolfe's content when I found his channel in 2009 but these days my drive to watch his videos outside AVGN episodes has kinda disappeared, which sucks because if it wasn't for him I wouldn't have pursued a career in the multi-media field.

JurassicYeti

Would you guys ever have any of the New grounds animators you had on near the beginning like Oney, Rice Pirate, or psychic pebbles back on? Newgrounds was a huge part of my childhood and those were some.of my favorite episodes. They've been working on a lot since you last had them on, Oney has a video game out now, Zach just got his 2nd episode of "Smiling friends" approved for Adult Swim, and Mick has been working on his fan project for Jojo called "Blood Sun Vendett" as well as voicing in a lot of new stuff including the "Lego City Adventures" game (looking at you Jackson.) Hell, you can even try having someone from that era you haven't had on yet, like Corey Spazkid. Ask him about the "water people" and you can probably get half an hour of content from that alone. Plus he finish working on his game he was working on with Jeff and Tom from New grounds called "nightmare cops." Plenty of potential content/discussion topics and I'm sure these boys would like a shout out for their newer work and a chance to bullshit around with yah for a little over an hour. Just a thought. -A man who still watches flash animations in 2021. L

Sam Murphy

Charlie has said how he makes way too much money every month (at least $40k), so why did he request $10k from his fans for donating for a good cause (got $15k), and then spends $10k on Pokemon cards within the week? This was back in November, but i'm just curious. I just don't understand why he would ask his fans for money if he has more than enough already to do whatever he wants.

Rank yourselves by dick size

if you guys could choose one game franchise to kill off what would it be?

Boys, reccomend us a fetish.

Gibbles

I've been passed over for opportunities at my radio job at least four times now - do I look for something else and quit or wait around? Radio jobs are hard to find.

Hey boys,Im goin through a bit of a rough patch right now Currently living with My dog,My friend, and his family after a disagreement between me and my dad about the dog and how he treats me.it kinda escalated beyond what I wanted.Then to add a cherry on top of that the girl of my dreams broke up with me (on good terms) due to long distance becoming a problem once she moves away. Luckily Unless you nerds remove my Patreon access I always have yall to make me feel better. Tl;DR I suppose my question is, when life is punching you every way it can at once, what do you do to get back up and move on? As always love yall and Stop making fun of Jackson ❤️

What’s something you liked as a kid (game,food,music,show,etc) but when you revisit it again you asked yourself “what the hell was Wrong with me for liking this crap”.

To mainly kaya because he's Turkish. Have you every heard of a sci fi speculative book All Tomorrows by another Turkish writer C.M Koseman? He's also wrote other books like All yesterday's about the dinosaurs, architecture and Jewish roots in turkey.

Max Payne?

billybob

Fuck ethan lmao

Howdy yall. I've been listening to y'all since Junior Year of Highschool. Keep up the good work. Anyways, my friends are ostracizing me for jacking off and ejaculating into condoms. They say it's disgusting and weird but I beg to differ. Jacking off with a condom on provides a more sanitary and convenient alternative than the traditional tissue box. It can be easily disposed of and I don't have to spend five minutes wiping baby gravy off of myself. Any input, fellas, or other convenient jacking off methods? Love from Orange County, California (the best Orange County).

Abolish Anime

First off, wanna ask if you guys can get Ethan(H3) back on the podcast for another episode. The first one was hilarious and overall just super entertaining. Second, how do you guys seriously feel about how climate change is going to affect the world going forward? Like, do you think we are past the point of no return (like I do) or do you think we'll manage to stop or at least slow the process of fucking everything up?

Anyone ( can I finally get the discord invite, never got it in my email )

Joel Slone

What do you guys enjoy about having a long running podcast and what are some of the hardships?

Michael

Is Doug coming back anytime soon. Miss him, some of the best episodes

Luke Seth

JACKSON!! I’ve been listening over the past year catching up from the very beginning! I’m all caught up on the regular episodes and over half way through the bonus episodes. I wanna ask if you have any pictures of your fish tank and what type of fish did you have before they all died of fin rot 😂? I know it’s been years but I was so interested and loved every time you guys talked about it. Thank you and love you all ❤️

Do you think pedophiles are fortune tellers? Like if you take a bunch of babies to a convicted pedophile, and ask him which baby he thinks is hottest, the one he choses will grow up to be the hottest 18 year old?

Garlic Bread Ben

Can you help me find a way out?

Hills Have Eyes On Me

I miss the Australia trivia game, you boys should bring it back sometimes

Do all four of you love me? Be honest

A buddy and I are both trying to go out and get laid but just are to weird how do we make the moves? I know Charlie has a few with his three in one day skills

Amogus

Steven McKenzie

Wheres the bonus fuckers?

Jack Mitchell

For some massive anniversary like 5 or 10 year you should get a bunch of old guest and hold the official slap fight a slapping contest of the gods

Is Godslap a direct competitor with Keanu Reeves new comic BRZRKR?

How would you kill a person you personally hate and a person you like but deserves it?

DerI3auer

Kaya once said you should never call someone a pedophile unless you would kill them for it. With that in mind would you still call Drake Campana a pedophile?

Who would you fuck it the podcast crew Danny and matt count

SuperJButt

What creative roles did Jackson and Charlie play in the creation of godslap? Possible future of hard turbo?

UnderwaterRohan

What's up with the latest bonus? 81 posted on jun 16 but you recorded bonus 82 on jun 26 and it's still not on. Boys please bring me the content to consum.

Stocku Live

If you guys had advice to help someone out of a dark place what would you say to them, and I don't want some sloppy answer like "Drinking alcohol".

Mildly Salty

I've been wondering the same thing as of late. Most recent episodes haven't all felt the same tbh.

Hey boys, long time listener and new patron checking in to ask my first question. I've gone back and have been listening to the early bonus episodes and in them, Jackson and especially Kaya talk a lot about their plans to move to America. So I was wondering, has any of that changed, or do they still plan to make a move over here at some point? Anyways thanks for being some of the funniest people on the internet, you all genuinely make my days so much more funny and entertaining. I love you all :)

When is Doug coming back on the show

Hey there boys, long time listener and new patron checking in to ask a question. As someone who deals with customers at work daily I was wondering if you guys have any interesting or funny customer service stories be it on the customer side or the employee side of things. Regardless, you guys have made some of my worst, generally unhappy days that much better just by making me laugh and forget all the bummer stuff. Thanks for continuing to be four of my favorite people on this big stupid rock we call home.

Andrew when did you quit being the lead singer of the Spin Doctors?

Uh fuck you kaya. No question, just wanted to say I appreciate the podcasts you guys make. I’ve listened to every episode twice and decided to buy the bonus episodes so I could have more content as I’ll listen to two or three of your shows in one night while I work. You guys definitely make getting through work as a janitor somewhat doable, so thanks for that! Love you four<3

Are you more of a pussy slayer or a sussy player?

stopnads

Do you guys think space colonization is an outdated or old ideology, and that humans should expand inwards instead of outwards into virtual man made simulations of civilization?

Logimotion

Now that we are nearing season 4 of the official podcast what would you boys think of occasional guest returns. Basically I'd love to see another dankula episode

Rian

If you could go back in time with one major advancement of today, what period would you go to with what advancement and how do you think people would react?

Would Jackson and/or kaya ever move to the states? And why or why not

Just curious, are you guys still enjoying making the podcast or continuing it out of necessity/tradition/something along those lines?

If you had a kid, what would be the most important thing you'd want to teach them?

Solar Insurgent

This is more of a suggestion, but do you have any plans on inviting the Botez sisters to the podcast?

Solar Insurgent

Why doesn't Jackson shave, facial hair on his baby face makes him look like the local ice dealer who robs kids for money

Skruffy Janitor

If I pre ordered 2 copies of GodSlap can I get one of them signed by Matt, Danny, and Charlie, and Andrew?

Stanley

Has anyone seen the game fraymakers? Its an indie smash like game that was a huge success on Kickstart but ive never heard anyone here talk about it

Going to retropalooza in Houston at the end of the month. Any questions yall would like me to ask Mr Steven Williams?

Worst game to speedrun?

Simon Arseneault

They already did this pretty early on

If you could completely erase one social media from existence in order to better society, which one would you remove?

Ulan Okai

Love you Jackson

Justin Tilley

What does kaya think about the new Metroid dread?

when do y’all think the men can meetup, also do the powerpuff girls cw script but act it out like a play

Alexander

What’s your ideal pizza toppings and from where?

I also ask this

Aaron Morneau

Where is my second bonus for June you motherfuckers

ethan durham

nOICE QUESTION

Who do you think is the most attractive of you

What is your dream video game cross over? Ignoring any logistical roadblocks like console exclusivity and rights complications, what are two video games you think could be combined together to make an even better experience?

DankBonkRippper

To all of you: if you could send your cum into space, which planet or moon would you send it to?

Meaning of life??

Can Charlie please retell the hamburger joke?

Erik

(Anyone) If the four of you boys were genderbent, who would be realistically the hottest/ugliest?

One4Ale

Andrew read please. With Jackson building his own home n Kaya being Turkish are you guys still planning on moving to the states? Love the content always puts me in a good mood

JustRoach

New Patreon I finished your shit a bit ago and had to support the boys. Now my question is question is do any of you find it weird that Charlie is disgusted by lettuce. Can you really be a man if you can’t appreciate the subtle crunch of lettuce on a burger or a nice salad

What were all of your guy’s favorite School subject PE does not count as a school subject? And also have you boys watched the 90s berserk anime if not you should it’s like no other anime ever and does not have stereotypical anime tropes, I highly recommend it to all of you but especially kaya

Charlie read. Are you guys still having fun with the show? Charlie I'm especially asking you

if you could've been born anywhere else, where would it be?

What the dog doin?

What do you boys like about each other?

Hey fellas, new patron, old listener here. After just going through a rough breakup myself, what have you guys done to get into a better mood in times of stress?

The Sneaky Strangler

Who is your favourite old youtuber? And why isn't it fnd films?

Are you familiar with cum dawg? What are your thoughts?

Isaac Broadbery

Would you rather have a 15 inch dick or a 3 inch dick?

Jackson, what is your favourite Aussie slang term?

Kaya what has happened to your soundboard?

If you could interbreed species what would you create

ethan durham

Hello this is for Andrew have you seen that video of the guy watching your video about peanut butter. i have seen it a lot recently

Are any of you boys into modding? If so, what are your favorite mods?

DIZZY fisshurre

Will any of you play Mass effect Legendary Edition?(side question: what was your favorite moment from the series)

calvin paul

Ask Jackson to smoke fossil fuels?

Favorite guest and least favorite guest on the show?

Least favourite minecraft block

Essays suck in general but has there ever been an essay you were genuinely interested / excited to write and research? (Also Charlie has said before he did the international baccalaureate program [actual scam] and as someone whos doing it too, what was his extended essay about?) Love the podcast :)

Will you Invite oliver tree on the podcast?

What happened to movie nights? Specifically Cats. I purchased Cats on DVD just to watch along with you boys. Now it sits on my shelf taunting me

Rusty Shackleford

What do you guys think is the most insufferable movie trope? Mine personally is the "liar revealed".

Fuck marry kill: Boogie, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, Jeff Bezos

Allen Tinko

What color is Shrek's nut?

BobDirt

Hey guys just a scenario i wanted to ask you boys How many 3rd graders can you take in a fight Location- open field -You wont starve or become exhausted but can become slightly winded -They will come from all sides in a giant hord -they will always know where you are Well anyways hope you see answer this it would mean the alot

This isn’t a question but like 2 years ago i told Kaya i was getting a job,that didn’t happen but now i do have a job and its aight.I hope you boys are doing good,I’ve been watching cr1tikal and huggbees for a few years now and i love listening to the podcast on mg lunch breaks and before i go to bed you boys are the best.

Slackerboy14

If you fellas were Batman villains what would your gimmick be

Any updates on having an adult film star on the show?

Do you guys draw a line between where you will or will not masturbate? Is anywhere off limits? It took me four and a half years to masturbate at work for the first time and now I can’t stop.

Aunt jemima

Bustin

Do any of you have any interesting/embarrassing work stories more specifically one from highschool

Why do you keep using right wing dog whistles Kaya??? Its obvious...

GHE45

Will you guys ever do a meetup in germany I'd love to have a fleshlight signed by charlie

What’s an exclusive group you’ve always wanted to be apart of?

Chuck_sticks

Now that the countries are slowly opening back up, will all 4 of your ever meet up again to do the Official Podcast in person again?

You need to pay 50k a month to keep it. Otherwise kaya will break into to your house and take it back

Aaron Vera

Tips for beginner streamers kaya , Charlie, Andrew ?

Mitchell

If you are to create the next fad, what would it be?

Do it fart?

stopnads

will you guys use the official boys twitch channel???

Kirby Slaughter

Aye also I’ve been waiting to hear Jackson’s emails little past 100 now ???

Well you official lovely’s I suppose my question is what are your thoughts on creepy pastas, cryptids, ghosts??? Thanks a ton love y’all

Did time exist before the universe was created, or did that come later?

Tanner Herlihy

Fuck a heartfelt message that shits for pussies, Suck a dick Jackson

Alec

You guys are awesome, I found y’all through charlie and i’ve been loving this podcast since the first episode I heard. I think my first episode was in the early 100s. But anyway, I have a question for all. What is everyones favorite time period on earth? Ranging from the formation of the planet/solar system—it’s first bacteria—to dinosaurs—to early humans—and even future space travel? Ive been learning a lot about space and what not. Thought it’d be interesting. Thanks!

Wen Beinberg

Also what’re your favorite bugs/the best bugs?

Dicky Cheese

Do you think you’ll be doing anymore movie nights? I think that would be cool

Dicky Cheese

I remember in a bonus a while ago kaya promised to read lolita and we never heard about that again, what happened

Whats is each of your scariest life experiences? P.S Thanks for the years of content

What would happen to all alarmist about global warming if we actually fixed the planet? Would they finally shut up or find new things to complain about

What race would you eradicate if you had to choose. Everyone dies if you dont.

I wanna draw the boys as characters from Any of the Soul Calibur games. Who wants to be who?

Jake Wulgar

Do you guys like zillakami or have you guys heard of nav ?

WHOS CHAOS .

What’s your guys’ favorite shoe model

Would you boys ever consider doing a few matches of Turkish Oil Wrestling against each other?

Who let the dogs out?... Charlie

What is the boys favorite Minecraft block?

Ok but who are your guys' mains in smash bros????

Merceus

Boys would you continue jerking off if every time you finished a random person gets cancer?

If you were to die in cartel execution, what would be worst way for you to die?

staarii

Why did Kaya call the cops on his girlfriend I must know

Was everybody really Kung fu fighting?

Erik

What has happened to Kayas tiger poster?

Erik

If you four gentlemen were stuck inside a room and had to sacrifice one of you to survive, who would you sacrifice and why?

Erik

Have you ever taken a ride in a semi-truck (lorry for Jackson)? If so did u like it? If not would u ever wanna do it?

Twelve_Aces

When was the last time you guys felt like actual fear?

Erik

What are some requirements when choosing who gets to be a guest in the podcast?

Erik

How do you choose the people that go in the podcast?

Erik

What do you guys think the most positive or likable trait of each other is?

Amanda Rae

What zoo animal do you think you can beat on a one on one and why?

Shriekin Desperado

What host do you think you would destroy in hand to hand combat?

I'm dying to hear more of bad date stories!

The Regular Boy

Andrew, as a fellow rollercoaster enthusiast, I am curious to know which coaster is your favorite?

What was the last thing that made you guys angry

If you could cause any geographical devastation event, what would you pick and why

Serious question: when is donkey ollie going to be on watched for a movie night

Ethan

 If you were required by law to get a full body tattoo, what would you get tattooed over your entire body and why?

Does Andrew have any other amusing/ bad date stories? I always liked hearing about them during the earlier episodes. This could also apply to the other boys. Thanks!

Serious question. Is Kayas ass okay now or is he still having issues. My mind can't move on from this ark in the manga

If you could, what kind of cult would you start? What following, name, ideology and goal?

Noah

do you pee in the shower

also im currently watching last of the grads with a couple of friends, ANDREWS PART WAS DEFINITELY THE BEST IM SO SAD HE DIED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.

After 3 whole months of listening to the podcast throughout my full time job i have finally listened to the entirety of the main show, i am now working on the bonus episodes!

Question for Andrew will you marry me? Plus check out huggbees videos especially the one staring the onion master himself.

I've been listening to the podcast for a year now but became a patreon a month ago. I wanted to thank you guys for keeping me from blowing my brains off at work, and making the day go by faster. Really appreciate you 4 wonderful boys. Much love from Argentina! ♥️

Aaron Vera

Do you have a favorite black person? (mine is my father)

Which Official Boy likes black people the least? Who likes them the most?

What are your favorite B-list movies? Any that make it into your top 10? Or If you were all transformed into women, who would have the phattest ass and tits respectively?

Borah

James Bond movie night WE DONT FORGET

Anal?

When are the boys going on tour or making a live appearance again?

Harrison Kovitz

This question is for Jackson, Fuck you?

specky

What are your guys thoughts on U.K. YouTube ?

hey Jackson/Mr Godswood CEO, are you going to put GoM exclusively with GME?

Have any of you had near death experiences?

If Charlie never went to college would he have become king of the incels?

Pelotes

What is a qualification of being a guest on this special podcast

If you were a cartoon villain, what would your wacky evil plan be?

Aaron Vera

this is specifically for Jackson; are you aware that a raccoon is a real creature because my friend is an Aussie and she didn't know until I showed her a video of one

History of Forgotten Lands

if you had a 6 inch tall version of Hitler who had all the same memories of the regular one, would you fuck with him? why or why not?

Update on Uncle Larry?

Why is the cheetah cum poster 50k per month? Isn't it a 1 time payment?

i’d appreciate my name not said but do you guys ever worry about running out of topics/ getting bored of the show?

Duke Holsing

Will you boys consider having Teo on the show? He’s a Swedish with a YouTube channel and he loves masturbating

Josh Vance

Kaya, why is it that turkey is very nationalist

Dr.Genesect

Top 5 most interesting guests you've had (that aren't necessarily the obvious answers).

How big are your cocks?

Would you guys ever want to make the podcast more like rooster teeth podcast or trash taste podcast. All together and having podcast specials.

Timino

When it comes to sponsors, do yinz prefer we do it under the official podcast? Or should we do it under our preferred host if they have the same sponsor?

What one useful feature would you add to the human body? Can be using technology or a feature from a another creature

I ask this to a lot of people but never to you. What is the hardest you've ever laughed?

Hi, Sean here living in Russia (from Ireland originally), this year and previous has been tough for many who’ve been abroad and unable to return to family or loved ones (I couldn’t because Russia still restricts foreigners coming back). But on a happy note, do you guys look forward to seeing each other again? Not for anything work related or for fans, just simply to see friends in the flesh again. Anyways, thanks for expressing yourselves to us throughout the years and making thousands happier throughout their days. :)

Any good school stories, particularly 6-9th grade lmao

Favourite word to say?

Probably anything with cockroaches in it

Bigbuffa

Hey boys, any plans on getting Asterios back for a main episode?

Thegreensy

Hey boys, just wanted to ask: What is one hobby that you think everyone should get in to or one thing that everyone should try at least once in their life?

(0_0)

What is everyone’s favorite video game.

Eli Volpini

I know nothing scares Charlie, but is there any one specific movie or game that genuinely scared him. Open for everyone idk why I’m singling out Charlie

pip and Perry’s purple podcast

No questions. Just wanted to say that you guys inspired me to quit smoking, and because of you guys I'm now 100 percent cigarette free.

Is there any supernatural happen to the boys?

Adepthigh

Do you guys have any plans for the patreon going forward? At the moment it feels like all we get is bonus episodes which is fine but it feels like you boys are getting lazy

Who has the longest dong on the podcast? Who has the fattest? These are the important questions

What's Kaya's opinion on Cr1TiKaL's Race Theory?

Hi thx to all 4 of u its super fun listening to your podcast while workin out ! U all rock!

Frank1982

When it comes to monkeys and apes what is your favourite? I am partial to the Emperor tamarin because they have got great facial hair and likely use Harry's razors.

What is the Official Boys™ favourite brand of power tools?

Ashton

Are you guys ever going to do a movie night? Watching movies alongside the boys would be a very enjoyable experience. Thanks, and as always, love the content you boys put out 😁.

What is the most unexplainable paranormal-seeming event to happen in your lives?

Do you guys fish? And if not or so, will you guys make a fishing video together? Florida is absolutely fantastic for fishing and I think you guys would really like it. Sincerely, a New Yorker who wants to fish in Florida

Kip

If you could create a “wonder drug” that can do literally anything to the human body/mind (with no adverse side effects), what would it be?

SteadiedShoe

The hypothetical of that you are in a room and there is an exact clone of you in another room and then the wall between the two rooms disappears. If the setting and position you and your clone are the exact same, what is stopping you and your clone from thinking the exact same things at the exact same time? What could break the chain between you and your clone doing the exact same actions? (The room can’t aid in breaking the chain and it’s on you and your clone to break the chain)

brugley

Do you guys have any thoughts about Cryaotic being outed as a pedophile last year? Just curious because you guys are typically very in-the-know about youtube/twitch pedophiles and he was a guest on an episode a while before he was outed. Did you get creepy vibes from him or anything?

Have any of you tried physchedelics

Charlie, did you get my snapchat the day you graduated college? I graduated the same exact day (1 hour removed bc i was in TN and you were in FL) and i was super psyched for both of us, but you never responded. It eviscerates me to this day.

The Heirs Of History

If you could make the afterlife whatever you wanted it to be, what would it be I like?

do any any of you have any projects in the works?

Elijah Ellison

Figured I'd give y'all the $5 considering you guys get me thru my 10 hour shifts and community service. For reference it's for possession of pot so nothing serious. But thanks for the countless hours of entertainment and keep it going.

Who else besides Jeff died?

Alesia Montes

What guest was this I really wanna watch that ep?

A simple question: how have you boys been ?

Killian Fitzgerald

Does Charlie know that he was on Chuckle Sandwich with Slimecicle, the one y'all made fun of for turning Carson in to the FBI.

moosloll

Kaya, you talked about having a bull named after you on a previous episode. I do not have a bull but i have a hamster and i named him after you. Kaya the hamster and his wife just had 9 little baby hamsters yesterday, do you have any name suggestions for them?

Do you guys know the impact you have had on some peoples lives including mine? Listening to y’all have motivated me to get my life back on track. Graduating HS and trying to start my life during COVID made me depressed and confused to say the least, finding this podcast has finally given me a little escape from life and the drive to be happy enough to live again. Thank you. <3

Jackson, one of the most fascinating parts of this podcast has been seeing you evolve. You've grown to carry the show at points and (even though you never bring topics lol) you keep it moving in it's dull moments. It is a stark difference from the beginning of the show. It reminds me of the changes to my personality that came with my job, which requires me to be extroverted. Also, answer my question from last thread about the corners. Thanks and keep being you man.

Is there a horror game or movie that scared you the most?

RobotZombiBear

Charlie, what do you think about the idea of a podcast guest tier list? I know y'all have had to deal with a not so enthusiastic guest in the past..

Daniel Mendez

How tight is Jackson’s ass

JC Chance

If possible, would any of the boys donate inches off their height (making them shorter) to make Charlie taller?

AmarokHunt

What is your favorite guilty pleasure drink to drink when you don’t wanna drink water?

not really a question, but I would like a personal thank you for being a patreon or I'm leaving

Because they're yummy like beef jerky

How does it feel knowing you had a guest on the show who "died"?

The Salt Miner

Would you punch a cactus if it looked at your sister wrong?

If the world were over run by aliens that can only be killed by sucking them off. How many would you be able to take down before they take you down?

I know that Charlie’s superpower is knowing when his dog is about to shit, what are the other boys powers? (Sorry if you’ve already touched on this, it sounds familiar to me)

Alex Hines

I have gone through listening to every episode of this podcast at work and it’s the only reason I haven’t beat up a customer yet so thank you gents for that. Recently I have just moved on to a career in a corporate office when I’m not even 21 yet, what is the boys’ advice for going into this? What should I do to secure my position within the first week? (Also you guys continue to make me laugh all the time, keep doing your thing) 😘

Kaya your the shit, Charlie keep up on controlling the crypto market, Andrew your very gorgeous, Jackson don't kill this lizard you want

How much can you guys drink and how much poon do you smash?

Stanley

Hi big fan of the podcast, I look forward to the episode drop every week. Keep up the great work!

charlie and andrew what is your favorite thing about florida and your least favorite thing. kaya if you had to give away your cats to one US president dead or alive who would it be? jackson if you had to sell all your legos and get another childish hobby what would it be?

Do you think America’s foreign policy is based on imperialism?

do any of you thinj you could beat boogie in a fight. hand to hand combat only.

What is the least thing someone can do to get you to saw their head off? Like...saying "Oh if someone did this I'd kill them" is easy, but what is the absolute minimum thing someone would need to do before you said "I'm going to saw their head off their body" Also this is comment number 69 lol. (That's the weed number)

Garlic Bread Ben

What company has completely lost your business and why??

This is not a question but i just wanna say that you guys keep making awesome content! 5/5

What was your worst experience at a restaurant?

The Six-Gun Gorilla

Get Doug back on!

This one is specifically for Andrew, did you ever watch those old mtv shows like “where my dogs at?” Or “Celebrity deathmatch”? Also I heard you make a reference to the show “drawn together”. Good fucking show man, I have the DVDs

What are your guys’ guilty pleasures? (Shows, movies, games, etc) and don’t fucking give me some shit about art or taste being subjective give me something good

if you could hang out with anybody in the world for a whole day (dead/alive). who would it be? also shoutout to my boy Levi you’re a cuck. love all you boys stay safe out there!

What are some goals you had for the show in before episode 1? Have you reached those goal and what are some new goals for the show?

I’ll do you one better, when the fuck is Doug?

Why does Charlie keep talking about aborted babies? It really just comes out of nowhere and adds nothing to the conversation

Stretch Nutz

Lol it always bothers me when they say that, especially Charlie

Who’s side are you on?

Where is doug

itshughmungus69

Imagine if somebody is pointing a gun to your guys’ heads and forced you to say something good (not ironic) about the following things, what do you say? Andrew- Gamefreak Jackson- Rise of Skywalker Charlie- Florida Kaya- Jackson

What is the newest thing you bought ? I recently bought a nice vacuum.

You walk into a convenience store with 5 bucks in hand, what are you getting for a snack?

startnine

What is your greatest achievement? It can either be in a game or real life, preferably in real life because we all know what jocks you 4 are like in games.

Kiriko

You guys make my day so much easier there's nothing like sitting down and chilling out with the official Boys. Thank you guys for all the hard work and for inspiring me .I love you guys and the community you've made!

Question to Kaya: How has your health been? You shared about going to doctor about tremors and restlessness, so hope you are doing better!

Any update on the Shock Rockvein cinematic universe?

Are we ever going to get any more show or movie bonuses?

Dylan Hedin

Do you guys have any crazy 'solutions' to real problems? Like if you had boatloads of money, how would you solve world hunger or bring peace to the middle east?

Have you ever been blamed for something you didn't do? Good or bad. (You don't need to read this next part) For me I was blamed for kicking a disabled kid in elementary school even though I had no idea it was going on behind me. A group of kids were picking on a disabled kid and I was on the swings enjoying recess. One of the parent volunteers just grouped me up with them.

Pacey

Who has the biggest dick and how do you know it's Jackson?

Sir Jeremiah Pennybottom

If you had to only play 1 video game for the rest of your life and it had to be a ranked team based multiplayer (eg. League of Legends, rainbow 6, csgo) which would it be and how long would it take you to kill yourself?

What do you guys think the worse or/and best country to live in is?

To each of the boys, what is the piece of content you have worked on that you are most proud of?

Alex

You guys often say a movie is objectively good or bad, do you actually believe there are objective ways of apprehending a movie ? Because there are not. Love you guys

Has there ever been a time where you heard something another one of the boys said, and just thought "wtf."?

If you dedicated your life to it, what is the most dangerous animal you could tame?

Will you actually answer questions from this monthly thread?

Dayman

What are some games you’ve enjoyed this year? Also love the show boys!

King Weeb

What early Podcast guest would you want back for another round?

DuganTheCreator

With onlyfans moving away from porn, what would it take you boys to switch platforms?

TimTheTree

Not a question, but I wanted to say I absolutely love this podcast that you all have created together. You all have such great personalities & seem like really funny people. I hope you continue to make more.

Do u guys sleep with a fan or ac on and still use a blanket?

Ja

How often as young lady did you give sucking your selves of the old college try?

De

What are your guy’s plans with the podcast in the future? (Move to studio, etc)

BitArrow

What has been each of your boys favorite thing (movie, video game, music, etc.) to come out so far this year?

Cheesepuff

Favorite soundtrack to anything? Movie/game/show etc

So now you've had 2 guests of the podcast die after being on the show. If you could pick a third who would it be :)

Ceebm

If you could thanos snap one shitty meme out of existence what would it be or rather a pet peeve of yours that people do or believe in

Do you guys think sucking dick is vegan? Why or why not?

What’s a popular food that you hate

Hey guys, would love to here some of your favorite musicians and/or albums. Love you bois.

I’m in love with the podcasts and listening to them get me through the work day unlike any other form of media. What made you boys want to start putting yourselves out there?

S1GrandPlat

When's the last time you shit your pants

Favorite video games of all time, also where the fuck is Doug

If you could be a soup what kind of soup would you be ?

Sonny with

Who is your favorite starter Pokémon and why is it bulbasaur?

Travis

What’s the worst vacation you guys have been on?

I may not be able to tell Jackson and kayas voices apart but I just want you to know, whichever one of you are reading this your way better then the other one

When do you sit to pee?

Bustin

What was the worst meal each of you have ever eaten?

walleluvseve

Do you guys have any super niche interests?

When are you guys gonna get Zillakami on the podcast? I know Charlie likes him and had been wanting to do it for awhile

Where in the fuck is Doug?

Denilo12

if u werent on the podcast or anything online what would you be doing

Hey boys, what's one dream or nightmare you keep having over and over again?

ManiakalHawk

Anyone ever tear their frenulum?

FSD

What is your ideal personal theme park?

Where and when did you rip the best ass?

Joshua

Where the fuck is Doug

Wroble

What is everyone’s top 3 favorite movies of all time

Brandon Shissler

Where the fuck is Doug

What was your guys first jobs and do you have any good stories from them?

Malachy Mullaghy

Have you boys ever gotten into a fight?


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