Question Thread for August 2021

these bitches light candles to make 'bad vibes' go away, your not gonna catch them doing basic math to figure that out lol. it has to be static

In a recent bonus episode, you all were trying to come up with your own version of Astrology. I'd like to suggest mixing Astrology with Numerology. Even or odd numbered years basically correspond with right brain/left brain bullshit. Then break it down from there. Birth year divisible by 3? That means you see all sides of issues and always want to play peacemaker with your friends. Divisible by 7? You like to take chances. Then combine them. Birth year divisible by 21 (3 times 7)? You take chances to keep your friends happy. There's no perfect squares between 1936 and 2025, and no perfect cubes between 1728 and 2197 so you can make those super valuable. Hell, people will probably plan to have kids in 2025 if you make perfect squares good enough. Birth years that are prime numbers would be the best "realistic" types. "You are truly unique (despite 9 prime numbered years in the last 50 years), and you will always be vital in whatever field you choose," or some other bullshit. Tie it into "science" by saying those born in the same year will experience things at the same point in their lives (whether it's something like a pop culture thing or an national tragedy) so their lives are shaped similarly. It would seem to make sense on the surface.

You guys should bring back the corners. They were awesome

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Did Charlie ever get that me krabs on ketamine record back?

Question for Andrew: in Bonus Episode 75 you stated at the time that the Nintendo switch was the best handheld ever made. With the introduction of the steam link, would you still stand by this, or has your opinion changed? By the way keep up the videos on Huggbees, they're great. Also big ups to the rest of the official boys.

kaya andrew jackson; add an inch to your height or inch to your dick

Mitch Armitage

Question for all of the boys. Who Is your favorite least useful superhero. Or villain

bigboi limpin

Jackson, I heard there are Arsonist birds in Australia. Have you seen any or heard about any? Also, can you tell us any more weird/interesting Australia facts.

If you could choose one fictional character to deliver to the Mexican cartel, who would it be?

Stanley

fav anime/tv show from this year?

Māsōn

What’s the earliest memory you have because I woke up one day and was already 3

What's everyone's favourite kickstarter game?

Question for Charlie and Andrew, if you could invite any pro wrestler on the podcast who would it be

When will you boys be doing the next movie night?

Dawsz

https://www.newsbreakapp.com/n/0bOXBFIj?s=a99&pd=09nSL4iQ&lang=en_US

If you had the power to automatically put 4 individuals in jail at any given time who would it be, and would it be because they deserve it or just to fuck with them.

George Diaz

What do you guys think of the new suicide squad?

No question but i can u guys shout out andrew's stream? It's so high production value now its too insane.

Loxi

Would you boys go on Charlie’s Gameshow Hivemind?

genuinely how would all of you react if one of you was gay

Out of the 4 of you, Who would you be the least surprise at finding out They are a Karen

Cut or uncut dicks, which are better boys?

have any of you ever watched the show twin peaks, if so what were your thoughts?

Any of the other boys see The Suicide Squad?

Thegreensy

Did the boys talk about Chris Chan getting arrested yet?

Hab Maz

What's a trend thats become mainstream that you find so annoying? Also is the new bonus up...because I don't see it

This is more of a question anyone could possibly answer to me. Why cant i see anything but the announcements in the discord? I only occasionally talk, so I know i havent done anything to be muted/have restricted access, plus im obviously a patreon supporter.

When was the last time you felt genuine fear

PeenusMcsniff

How does everyone smell at this very moment? Go into great detail.

Ducksen

Not Kaya I'm afraid but - you can't hate yourself into/be hated into a version of yourself you like or even feel neutral towards. I'm saying this as someone with an eating disorder, in my experience practicing self hatred just reinforces the unhealthy behaviours and the cycle gets worse. I wouldn't normally reply to something not directed to me especially as I don't know you, but yeah, I just know the cycle of eating behaviours really sucks. Anyway, I too am curious about Kaya's thoughts.

Marti

How did the Jackson meet all of you?

Marxen

How often do you guys think about each other’s mental well-being? I’m other words, do you worry about each other and how do you let each other know?

and/or when TT at Official? (individually)

i really like jackson, he adds so much to the podcast 5 stars

Did the internet cause Chris Chan to go down the deep end (real hard), or was the raping part of his destiny?

Emil Livingstone

When/why did the boardwalk burger joke stop happening. It was the best part of my week and now I am ruined

Why not invest in gold and silver instead of crypto it always has been and always will be

Zalis

Starting at around 5 years old, how many gradually increasing waves of children can you beat with no weapons can you survive. It would be in a not very open area, with halls and not too big rooms, and every wave increases by 5 kids, and after every 5 waves the age increases

what happened to the Chris Chan episode

Santas_Babe

To Kaya, I am just curious as to whether or not his fat-shaming weight counseling has worked for the people he's done it on long term. I regrettably weigh nearly 400lb and have always failed whenever I try to lose weight, so I am wondering if I should get someone to fat-shame me.

John Smith

How much wood could a woodcuck chuck if a woodcuck could cuck wood?

Lt. Knickers

What are your guess opinions on the outrageous claims made by governments that birds were NOT replaced by drones during the Reagan Administration when we know for a FACT that BIRDS ARE NOT REAL?

Can any of you guys share a story on how you lost your virginity? Like if it was really awkward or funny when doing it for the first time

TurboFisto

How far will my van get this weekend?

Hills Have Eyes On Me

Why doesn't god love me

Hills Have Eyes On Me

What Minecraft block would you be

Skruffy Janitor

This is my my first Patreon response and I just wanted to say thanks for making my 12 hour shift go by faster

would you rather watch a fantastically written/directed movie with top notch special effects but only with child actors, or a movie with A-list actors but it's written and directed by children?

crowpen

It's been a few years but doing you think the burgers are still bored or have they found meaning in life?

Loxi

Have you guys seen Opal on HBOmax ? It’s really trippy and the songs bang .

Fine erectrify mine ,erectrify my homo cock

Kaya's move was delayed because of covid and during the quarantine he moved to another apartment so he probably wont be moving again any time soon

Loxi

Did you guys hear about the passing of Thea White? Truly a sad loss.

Does Jackson or Kaya ever plan on moving to America to make the studio podcast that was spoken of so many fortnights ago

Timothy Trusov

Where the fuck is Doug?

You’re number one in the world in this game too

If you could competitively play one game whether it be in esports or speed running, what would it be

Kaya what’s the maximum weight you can hang from your nutts? Asking for a friend.

Bring Doug back

nickotine

Charlie please say your world famous burger joke one more time, I beg of you good sir

Erik

If you guys could have one item from any cartoon or anime what would it be

What was your life goal before streaming/YouTube or the podcast

If Kaya could kill 3 pedophiles who would it be

Kaalinex

Do you guys like the IMDb

Peter Dickmeiss

Doug

Jake

When will charlie be on trash taste?

Lt. Knickers

Will kaya or Jackson ever be visiting the USA?

Sayin boys, what’s the best band you guys have seen live?

Question for Kaya/Jackson: have you ever been recognized in public?

Why are you so cute Jackson?

can a dude be a lesbian for a chick?

History of Forgotten Lands

What’s the weirdest object you used to wipe your cum with. Asking for my uncle.

or vice versa

Dylan

Will you guys invite Charlie’s puerto rican brother onto the podcast?

Manny

Where is doug and anthony

What are your thoughts

If you had to be any supervillan and fight the hero, who would you be?

BobDirt

what are your thoughts?

I had a dream last night you guys came to my house and gave me legos. Thoughts on this?

If you were named a prophet of a religion, what 10 commandments would “god” pass down to your followers?

Life is hard but you guys and the community make it better❤️

Would you trade inches off your penis to add to your height?

AmarokHunt

If you can choose anyone from the world who would to see a sex tape from?

Dimana

Have any of you boys masturbated during the podcast? Pre-webcam era or episodes when webcams are off.

The Possum King (DillaDong)

Fuck, marry, kill the other official boys

DraculasAssCheeks

Has there been any progress on hard turbo? I would love to hear a premise and what the show art style would've been

Who has the biggest nuts

Joe M.

I remember on a previous episode Charlie thought about making a billboard of the offical podcast with the quote "make it offical" here in California it will grant alot of viewers since I got a billboard on a busy free way will that ever come true?

Which member of the podcast would you guys rather be married to.?

Where has been the weirdest place you have been recognized?

Question for the boys: If you got transported back to the Wild West, what kind of career would you pursue with your current skill set?

What profession that’s not involved in the entertainment industry would you guys want to explore/work in

If you guys could have one additional permanent member of the podcast who would it be and why?

Lorens van den bergh

Each of you I have a question. Crunchy or creamy PB?

Jackson wont settle for Mikey if Mikey isn't a INFP personality type like himself

Aed

he reloaded his firearm and whispered out, ''But not for long''.

Aed

Have either Charlie or Andrew personally know a "Florida man"?

Question for all the boys: if you could live in any other time period/fictional universe, where would it be and why?

Ethan Phillips

I got the chance to speak to Boogie in Houston. He wishes y'all well.

Question for Charlie and Andrew: would either of you consider getting an acting roll in a darman vid

Tdes

Which Official Podcast boy would you want to body swap with for a day?

Amanda Rae

Which Souls-Borne game would you rather be dropped in as the protagonist?

If you guys could get rid of one music genre what would it be and why?

If you want that then listen to the very first episode, that was the first time Kaya and Andrew properly spoke. Also, Charlie already read out Jackson's emails about his game in an episode, I don't remember which one but I think it was called "that's embarrassing" or something like that.

Second wave of Corona hits except it's like a fucking Resident Evil outbreak. Quick military camps have been set up but everyone has been wiped out without a proper fight by zombies and became an even bigger horde. Armories have the capabilities to give you any weapons you want. What do you choose and what will you do moving forward?

What the dog doin

Cloudly

Whats your opinion on Meat Canyon?

DerI3auer

What happened to the idea of the podcast evolving into a bigger production, possibly all done in your own studio if everyone ends up moving to the US? Kaya used to talk more about wanting to move here, and I'm not sure about Jackson's stance on leaving Australia, but personally this is something I've been hoping to see since I started listening. Thanks for keeping me company on many painfully long drives boys, love ya.

When will you guys finally do another watch party?

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle would you guys be? (In my opinion, Jackson would be Mikey, Andrew - Donnie, Charlie - Leo and Kaya - Raph). Love you boys!

The Regular Boy

If you could have any one mythical creature stuffed and displayed in your home as a trophy which would you choose?

What’s the smoothest you’ve ever been with a woman/women? For example my dad once picked up a girl by walking right up to her and saying ‘I want to take you home tonight’.

What movie would you watch with a girl to guarantee you get laid after?

I would love to hear the earliest clips of all of you interacting with eachother is that possible, like some sort of time capsule????? Whether it be everyone's first YouTube video with eachother or something like Jackson tricking Charlie with his fake video game

I have 7$ what should I buy at Burger King !?

What happened to things we like corner, I miss the theme song, would u guys make a theme song for the podcast?

Hab Maz

Favourite bands?

Tdes

If you could mildly inconvenience someone you dislike, what would you do? For example, putting a single plate in the wrong cupboard or something like that

Odd Richard

Dear Charlie and the boys why do you guys think cars are fucking lame are y’all just pussies to getting into a bucket of metal shooting out on roads above 150+mph or do y’all not understand the cultures yet? If you don’t know about cars check out Japan sometime they love it over there

WHOS CHAOS .

Not really a question, just need help. My roommate moved out in the middle of the night a few days ago and now I’m back in my parents house, need words of encouragement.

If each of you were in a medieval rpg what class would each of you be and why (ex: warrior, wizard, cleric, Rouge, and etc)

SoduS

:(

Grelk

god i hope they pick this lmao

Grelk

When is Charlie’s Puerto Rican brother coming on the podcast?

Stanley

you cannot tell me you just asked kaya who chris motherfucking chan was

Dialga236

What’s something you liked as a kid(music,food, etc) but when you grew up and tried it again you wondered “why did I like this so much it’s terrible”

i wanna know about your first kiss and or bad kiss stories

He spoke about it on 244, idk if it'll make it in tho

Grelk

I feel like hard turbo just turned into that slapping comic he's making

Grelk

When will Charlie go hunting for hairy hands?

Is hard turbo still in the works?

Yilan

Do they respawn

If you could go back, back to the past (samurai jack) and change 1 thing either in your life or a major event in history what would you change and why?

When is the next Official Meetup, I wanna see my boys together again

JC Chance

Has anyone figured out what Movie Charlie was talking about a few episodes ago?

Jacob Tuck

When are we getting Hardin on a main episode.

specky

You have the option to kill all pedophiles on the planet, but in the wake of this decision, everyone thinks you’re the only pedophile and the worst of them all, do you pull the trigger?

What is a skill or talent you each wish you had? Cheers guys

Marti

Hey boys I got a question for Charlie which do you think is a better achievement God slap the comic or the gentleman band

Kenneth Hunter

Anthony solo episode?

Daniel Ridgway

What is the worst experience you’ve ever had while on vacation?

The Six-Gun Gorilla

would you guys look down on someone less for wanting to get cucked by a woman instead of a man?

Elijah Ellison

Bring back Doug!!! also love the show boys hope everyone is doing well

Eric Curry

Boys have you ever found your self outdoors and in desprate need of a toilet and with no other options at hand and had to shit in some bushes?

What three bands would you boys want to see live? Fictional or real bands are acceptable

Scott Vecheta

Who has the highest body count

Do you guys plan on doing anything together besides the podcast? I'd like to see content besides the podcast with you guys and I'm sure other people would too

What’s your favorite bug?/what’s the best bug?

Dicky Cheese

Give us Doug dammit!

Have you guys ever had nicknames for each other? Kaya being called anything else but "the Turkish terror" is unacceptable.

The Possum King (DillaDong)

What's your favorite retro game and why is it Super Metroid?

Allison F.

Would you rather have pubes for teeth or teeth for pubes

Kaya how is your health?

A habit you boys want to break?

Marzura

This question is for Kaya but the rest of you can join in: Do you think pedophiles are psychic or fortune tellers? Like... if you go up to a convicted pedophile, and hand him a bunch of babies, ask him "hey which one of these do you think is the hottest?", the baby he chooses will grow up to be the hottest adult?

Garlic Bread Ben

Not a question but just wanted to say that I've been going through a lot since my gf broke up with me and your podcast has helped me a lot, so thanks

Oh and where tf is Doug? lol

What are the specs of your PC's?

If people were able to buy interchangeable private parts would you guys buy one yourself?

calvin paul

If you had to fuck two girls with a combined age of 30, how old would each be?

Is there more plenty of trash on the way for the patreon?

You guys should get Jeremy from Cinemasins on the podcast👍

How come Charlie has to take a shit at the end of every bonus? Does he save it up for the ending or does he have the bowel movements of a hippo on laxatives?

If you could live rent free, which video game or video game franchise would you live in?

When is the next Pepper Parade? I want Blood

Do you guys have any blemishes anywhere on your body that you are insecure about? For instance Jackson has a mole directly above his starfish that he talks about all the time. Do you guys have any more and do you have any funny stories about them?

Squatchin Good

pokemon question! what pokemon type gym leader would you be?

jackson, why are you so eager to distance yourself from your man-boy persona? there is a lot of value in embracing who you are

Which wii sports game were you best at? (Boxing, tennis, bowling etc)

Nav

What do you guys think is the worst state? My choice is new jersey

BTH

Why are guests in a bit of a lul the past year or so, like noone really big has been on? Would you consider having The Goons on (TheDooo, Soup, Mcnasty, Blag & Grizzy) theyre great content, huge youtubers and big fans of Charlie. Blags probably the easiest to get in touch with on twitter. Id also consider having the lead singer of an indie band Long Sleeves in Summer on think their instas @lssthanoffcial they seem like a super cool, and quirky charater

If you could kick in the balls someone to death who would it be?

quixx

Yes an albums in the works, follow the gentlemens insta to stay updated

Why are you gehy

What's your favorite drug

Hey big fan of the podcast. My question is what long term problems do you think will come off the huge surge of everyone wanting to be a YouTuber or Livestreamer for a career

What’s the worst patron/listener question you’ve ever read? There are a lot of stupid ones in this thread

Why are you gay

Grelk

Yeah fuck doug. I want larry on the podcast

Aaron Vera

If you could be any superhero or super villain who would you be?

Prim

Charlie have you got any more music on the horizon? cheers 🤙

When was the last time you shit yourself?

Which one of you do you think would be the greatest super villain given the chance

Simon Arseneault

Kaya, have you had any experiences with the Turkish police or in general the government?

When will we see another drunk episode?

Raymond Real

Charlie, would you fly to Australia to save Jackson's life

Small questions for all four of you. Charlie: any plans of The Gentle Men performing live or touring? Andrew: what is your favorite pokemon? Kaya: I know you love the Worms series, how do you feel about Bloons? Jackson: Have you ever pooped your pants?

What is your favorite weapon other than a gun?

Charlie, as somebody with Asperger's, the question that I always wanted to ask you was: What is something you did in high school or college that embarrasses you so bad that your body shuts down when you think about it? I'm sure you've named a few already on the podcast, but I'm curious if you could dig up more from your past.

As a thank you, may Charlie tell THE joke to us Patreons?

I asked Nick Crowley to come on the podcast you guys should check out his YouTube channel he has great videos.

What is ur guys biggest regret in life?

If you could learn any language instantly with full fluency, which one would you choose?

Have any of you guys slept with a girl that has made you “disgusted” such as she needed a shower but you did it anyways or her pussy just smelled terrible?

What do you guys think of the chris chan stuff going on

Steven McKenzie

Has there been a anything that y'all have changed your mind about recently. Something that you had been on one side of the argument, but switched sides.

what is something you do that helps you escape the hassle of everyday life? also Jackson has a sexy voice

SamH GAME

If you guys were to go to Japan, would y’all make a big crossover episode with Trash Taste?

Do you think different colored M&Ms taste different from each other? Like does a blue M&M taste better/worse than a red M&M?

Who would you guys body swap into? (it can be anyone)

They'll say James Allen McCune its so obvious

Loxi

Do you guys have any irl fan encounter stories?

Aaron Vera

What has been the wackiest dream that still haunts you to this day? I know how you guys have talked about them in the past but I think that is would still be fun, love you guys, and happy bday Charlie

If you had to choose one person from the podcast to negotiate with hostile aliens, who would it be? And what would you give them as a gift/service to please them. Please no alien sex.

What are your thoughts on Star Wars Squadrons?

I too need to know this

we want doug we want doug

Andrew, why are you so quiet? More often than not, you only speak when you have to do an ad read.

Jordan Lemasters

(charlie and Andrew) What were your stances on guns before and after you shot them? Did you have fun? What new perspective have you gained from handling one irl vs what characters does in video games/ movies? PS. Don't flag people you fucks

Why did you stop putting the intro theme song at the start of episodes?

Hello you are all very lovely gentlemen!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

AJ

If you woke up with superman like powers would you do heroic deeds or cause villain like chaos?

Shriekin Desperado

Do you think you guys would’ve been friends with each other if you all went to the same high school?

Stanley

The next time Jackson and Kaya are in the States, are you going Bigfoot hunting with Jose Canseco?

What's your dream video game crossover? Ignoring logistical concerns such as console exclusivity and budgets and whatnot, what two games to you think could mix together to make the best product?

DankBonkRippper

You boys all look very nice today!

favorite lego set?

How do you guys feel about the Chris Chan situation?

Whats the hardest drug or substance you could ever see yourself trying at some point in your life? Also have any of you tried acid?

Charlie, did you get my snapchat the day you graduated college? I graduated the same exact day (1 hour removed bc i was in TN and you were in FL) and i was super psyched for both of us, but you never responded. It eviscerates me to this day.

The Heirs Of History

You get to direct one episode for Dhar Mann. What would it be?

Nomis

What is the scariest horror movie scenario for you guys? For example: I hate the Escape Room concept because I’d fuck it up

Hudson Smith

Also it’s been like thirty episodes mention the juggalo demographic again 😂 Whoop Whoop

You boys ever thought of inviting any of the members of the cumtown podcast to the show?

Shut up

But fr where the fuck is Doug

Please either have Doug back on or have Basically Homeless on for an episode.

Nathan Bromschwig

@cornsbread I’ve only ever heard them mention them never talk like at length about wendigo or skinwalkers

4v4 pickup game of basketball, you can pick anyone or anything ever, who you got?

Derek Mezyk

Where the fuck is Doug?

Sir Jeremiah Pennybottom

What do you think will happen to Chis Chan? Prison? Institutionalized? Slap on the wrist?

Joseph

I definitely remember a couple episodes where they talk extensively about cryptids. You could probably find them if you do some digging

Cornsbread

A question for Andrew , was shooting everything you thought it was . Much love from a uk shooter

If you could make any 2 people throughout history real or fake fight to the death who would you pick

Jackson Werner

What is the worse and best country in your guys opinion

Did Kaya use Charlie's shower to wash his ass as part of his bathroom ritual?

Jorroj

You 4 are stranded on deserted island with no food left. Which one of you will you eat first?

staarii

What are you’re guys opinions on Metroid Dread?

No question love you guys keep it up

Aaron

Do you think the performance problems with Halo Infinite can be resolved before November?

It says demands on the thread so here we go, I demand the boys make a video of y’all dressing as cat boys and sword fighting with charlie’s astounding collection of flesh sabers just for the patreon. Also just wanted to say you guys get me through my day of managing sausage stock, keep it up, love you 😘

When are you getting ricepirate mick back on?

Joshua Grant

What's the deal with airline food?

What would be the stupidest but most entertaining concept to make a cinematic universe about?

Cornsbread

Hey! Jackson specifically, I’ve just now been playing Jurassic world alive the mobile game it’s actually pretty cool. My question is have you guys ever been a addicted to a mobile game? What’s the most you’ve spent on one?

jaymin riley

Do you guys know who Chris Chan is? They got arrested this week

Erik

What do you think is the best video game genre and why

Jackson Werner

Is there ever going to be any serious consideration to bring things like the “Things we like corner” or “Guess that Videogame/Movie OST” back? Either way hope nothing but the absolute best for you guys you seriously make days better with the cast, love you Jackson <3

All of you guys are on an island. Stranded, plane crash.. typical lost scenario. What would you do to survive?.. and why would you kill Kaya.

What's everyone's favorite animals and or invertebrates

What is your guys' favorite activity to do on the shitter?

Dialga236

Where is the continuation of the "Moon Ninja" saga?

Denilo12

After the Oedipus-Chan incident, What lolcow do you think will have a big downfall next?

PBotis

Would you rather shit a little or piss a little before you ejaculate?

🛢

What's each of your most embarrassing high school moments/stories?

Joseph

Thoughts on Chris Chan’s recent escapades? @kaya

Ed

How do you enlarge your penis size at least 2 inches?

What is your favorite movie, and what would your moist meter rating be of it?

Zachary tatman

Penis

Andromeda

What are your thoughts on Cryaotic being outed as a pedophile last year? Did you get creepy vibes when he came on the show?

if you were to subtract one inch from your penis length what would it be?

why dont Charlie and and Andrew hang out. very disappointing

Which of the official boys is the best cook?

If you had to remove one game/movie from your favorite media franchise which would you pick? (All 4 of ya for this obv)

Ceebm

Bring boogie on the podcast

Ritty6

What happened to the Boardwalk Burgers joke?

Hey there you sexy official men I’ve always wanted to hear what you all think about cryptids or creepy pastas much love from Wisconsin

Hey big fan of the show my question is how much does your set ups cost to up keep an episode of the podcast?

Bring Charlie’s twin brother to the podcast

Erik

Who is your faviroute dictator? Ps. Kaya I just got a black labrador puppy called Watson!

Joshua

When is uncle Larry going to be on the show?

Ripman25

Love you guys <3

ManiakalHawk

What is your earliest childhood memory?

Where the fuck is Doug?

PBotis

I’m rewatching the podcast from the beginning and I was wondering, who is your favorite guest so far?

Which fictional character would you want to have on the podcast?

DevyAnimations

Doubling down on where the hell is Doug?

Harvey Puerta

bring back getting down under with jackson

How do you recommend I sit through the boogie episode because I cannot get through it thank you

Where the fuck is doug

Wroble

Where the fuck is doug?

Bustin

Fuckyou jackson!! Jk. Love you

Germano Puglia