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Bonus #88 - Bad Celebrities & How We End The World

Hey guys,

The title isn't mutually exclusive, but it feels that way. This week we talk about celebrities bein bad boys and how we'd go about destroying everything and everyone if we were given the opportunity... or forced to, I don't know. 

Jackson

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Holy shit, this is the episode when they learn about "Moonfall"

Paolo De Leon

andrew lives a life of delusion

Antonio Mosca

My mom used that horse ivermectin when she thought she had Covid and ended up getting really sick for a couple weeks and then she got Covid so it didn’t really do anything, worst part is she still keeps In her drawer at her desk.

Alek Ruberry

If Andrew likes bottle movies, I wonder how he felt about “The Chef”. That’s a pretty tense film

NoCloutJoey

This is where moonfall all started…

Varisser

I feel like Morgan freeman would be pretty down to earth

Taylor King

Whenever Andrew is about to bring up a topic and say “I think this is a fun topic” I instantly skip 10 minutes because I already know he’s just going to jerk himself off for 20 minutes about something he researched on Wikipedia for 30 minutes

squidbate

Watch the double toasted podcast they actually knew Alex Jones personally before the fame. It is 100% an act and he is a terrible human being

Droppa Dior

Why would I, your oppressor, want to seethe? If anything, I’d be laughing maniacally at the fruition of my diabolical plans!

seethe

emilio

Cope with what? You’re the one who’s going to be persecuted, not me. I work for the (((global financial elite))), remember?

cope + dilate

emilio

Oh wow, people still say cuck as an insult? I guess Poe’s law is pretty accurate. But for real, my Mossad handlers have informed me that George Soros and Antifa are currently on their way to victimize you until you accept the teachings of Jewish Bolshevism and have gay sex against your will. However, they will send news of it to the media (that they control, of course) so that the world can know how oppressed you are. You will be the most persecuted man since Christ himself!

Don't you have a George Floyd shrine to worship you cuck ?

emilio

You got me: it’s all part of the (((globalist))) plot to oppress you. Looks like we’re going to have to silence you so that the goyim don’t find out. How about a big old crucifix? It would be great PR for you that way.

lol looking at your patreon subs i guess you think they should be talking about white privilege

emilio

Man, these bonus episodes are getting more bitter and depressing by the hour. Have you guys considered discussing something other than the (((global financial elites))) trying to oppress us?

It’s so weird having a bonus start with the regular intro

The birds take burning sticks from one fire and will drop it onto another area to create another fire.

Also both those governors recommend getting vaxed they are just against government force

Both those governors want choice

you sound fun

Chris

Jackson talking about kooky animal facts reminds me of when Andrew taught us about angler fish reproduction

Rhys

Nah a lot of the states are still in lockdown atm.

Spud

But what if it was a SMALLER atom?

Ryan

is this an old recording bc jackson said that half the country is in lock down bc of covid but thats over now unless im an idiot

Remember the best way to destroy anything is to hit it hard enough. Literally. Get a giant meteor and smash it into the earth. It's more reasonable to move an asteroid than the entire earth. I mean, even individual atoms will break if you hit it with another atom hard enough.

AGuyNamedSmith

Ignore the traced profile picture tho lol I made it in 2016 when I had magnificent fry cook hair

Evan Cross

Spoken as a resident veteran early onset bald man since the age of 21 with a bad run in with the genetics lottery, I feel it’s necessary to toss my name into the hat for celebrity guests. My DMs are open. Long time fan and patron, love you guys!

Evan Cross

jacksons a vAmP

Australian Father’s Day For Australian fathers

Happy Jackson caught himself before acting like he knew about the personal lives of Kanye and his wife lmao

Melodic

i'm pretty sure kurzgesagt has at least a couple videos about destroying the world

Hey lads, Im currently enlisted in the Navy and in the nuclear pipeline studying to get qualified to work on reactors for submarines. Before I joined I was a hefty 250 lbs due to poor eating habits, but currently Im down to 175 lbs. I find myself falling back into bad habits of eating too much fast food to ease the stress. What do you guys do to keep your mind on track and away from falling into old bad habits?

Andrew Kirk

I think I remember liking “This Is the End”

Alloway

Thanks Riley, you too! J

The Boys

Great episode Boys. Have a good week

Dilkdud

Awesome misinformation in this one, guys. V cool

it wouldn't be The Official Podcast without that.

Grelk

yeah, real controversial take there :0

Grelk

Okay ready for this idea…maybe not doable but hear me out. One episode without the words “child, molestation, and pedophile” in it. Start to finish , end to end. No talk of it. I know what a thought.

Mitchell

Good thing they won’t have to spend their childhood in a mask if people just get vaccinated

Stretch Nutz

really happy the boys are taking the piss at Rogan

Stretch Nutz

Kids shouldn’t have to spend their entire childhood in masks that are supposed to protect them from a disease that doesn’t even effect most of them.

As the union representative of the Official Podcast Patreon, WE DEMAND MORE MOVIE NIGHTS!!! It’s so much fun to watch things and get your commentary in real time. WE NEED MORE!

that's not how seasons work. it's because of the earth's tilt.

plainLain

😈

Grelk

i didn't know how ivermectin was produced until charlie said it

blopsterman

Always been that way. We always say take what we say with a grain of salt, we're not trying to educate people so it doesn't matter. We're shooting the shit.

The Boys

I looked at the moon fall trailer and it kinda looks like plot is that the moon is also an alien spaceship so that look fun and goofy

Angry dweller

I love y’all but this is the most painfully ill informed podcast I’ve heard here

Alright if you boys could get full unlimited funding to make your own movie of any type BUT you have to make the star and hero of the movie James Corden would you do it?

Doppel Gamma

I really enjoyed this episode. The topics and discussion were great and I especially liked how you guys sounded excited to move onto new topics rather than just wanting to end.

I dont think they realize that nuclear bombs are WAY more powerful than the ones used during WW2. I dont know where they got being barely able to wipe one city.

evan lawson

I just checked our previous episodes on here and, no, there's no other episode with this intro. Maybe you're remembering listening to it live or something. If anyone has evidence or can link me to a previous file with this intro, let me know. -J

The Boys

Letsgoooooo the Donda episode

Isn't this a re-upload?

This comment would make my things I like corner.

evan lawson

Bring back the things we like corner

Bustin

What do you mean?

evan lawson

Intro song on bonuses too? NICE!

evan lawson

Y’all don’t need to push the earth towards the sun, you just need to cause a solar flare big enough

Jeremy Camey

Yeezy, Yeezy, what's good? It's your boy Max B, what's going on? Just checking in on you Appreciate the love and support The wave is here You a wavey dude anyway, so you already know Ain't no problem, man, the game... You already know how this game thing goes Do your wave, nigga You got the official wave, man Just, just doing you... Doing you, doing your wave And keep it loopy, I know you're going to keep it loopy man Shoutout, just shout you out Hollering at you man, it's all love I appreciate the... the energy And we here, hit the town, we do something big We gonna make a big tsunami up in the joint You already know what it is, ahh Silver Surfer, Silver Surfer in the flesh Silver Surfer in the flesh Max Biggaveli shout to Yeezy What's good, I see you It's love, appreciate it It's honor, appreciate it Oww, wavey, baby, yeah

Dayman

Wtf is going on with the bonus episodes

Official podcast boys confirmed wavy 🌊

I truly appreciate the respectful discussion about Kanye. I will not tolerate any Kanye slander.

Dayman

Fuck yeah

Aaron Vera

What a great day.

Shane Annichiarico

Yay :)

Will Pitman

This is like the 30th time y'all have talked about destroying the world..... Are y'all ok?

Dayman

Monkey

THarv287

Fuck yeah I’m so hard

Alex Michael Christensen

Woooo baby that’s what I’m talking about that’s what I’ve been waiting for

let’s gooo

Bryce Bryant


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