The Official Patron Question Thread (January 2021)

Do you feel you've gone through all of your crazy/funny childhood stories or is there still something left? And what stories have been your favorites (or most memorable)?

ajanvaraus

What was the hardest part of learning English, anything you didn't know you were doing wrong ant wasn't corrected on it for a while? (for Kiya)

Ethan Kelly

are you guys going to do more movie nights?

I was wondering if you guys were ever planning on talking about Leafyishere again, he's been attempting to return to youtube a few times now and he keeps getting banned

Get Doug back

Alan Christopher

Will Kaya come to Serbia ?

emilio

For Kaya: Why the obsession with Jackson's bussy?

Aarow

Any thoughts or stories about torrenting and illegally downloading shit?

My languaguage

Cats On My Lawn

Donkey Ollie moist meter when

Ethan

What are the boy’s thoughts on the new spider-man movie? Specifically Willem Dafoe’s performance. Love you boys, keep it up :)

What movie or show do you consider to a classic that everyone should like

Is America still the move?

If you were to learn another language, what would it be and why?

Can we have an update on Godslap? Pretty please?

For Andrew: Favorite character from Vermintide 2? Bardin main here.

Andre Buval

Any plans to have Vargskelethor Joel from Vinesauce as a guest?

when i was about 14 i woke up from a nap and being disoriented from just waking up, i noticed a large wet stain on the bed so i initially thought i pissed my bed so i told my mom because i thought something was wrong because i am a bad hypochondriac. she came in and we were both looking at it so i decided to smell it as any sigma male would do and i then immediately realized it was my baby batter from a wet dream. which then led to me to say “yeah i dont think this is pee you can leave now” do you guys have any awkward/embarrassing stories like this with your parents?

If you can bring one dnd spell with you to the bedroom what would it be?

Grumbledor .

(I'm copy pasting this on several recent episodes in the hopes it increases the chances it'll be seen.) This is a question for Charlie: Are you gonna help Momma Max with his latest video covering pedophilia on IMVU being taken down by YouTube? I feel like he's doing important work exposing the kind of back alley shit we don't normally see, plus it's dunking on pedos which is a staple of this podcast. He mentioned you by name and I feel like a lot of good could come from having him on as a guest or something, even just making a video about his video being taken down by YouTube due to mass reporting from pedos would be huge. I've been a big fan of the podcast for years and feel like this is absolutely your territory. Love you guys and peace be with you.

Sam Murphy

What professional gamer could you take on 1-1?

Do any of y’all clean you’re dick with a piece of paper after peeing?

Hopefully not, I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a spork than listen to him talk for more than 30 minutes.

Spud

Check the discord announcements

Karim Rhaloui

Yeah they know, Kaya made fun of it one episode

JC Chance

Yo where the fucks my podcast Jackson, keep up the great work boys

Does Kaya have any advice for someone trying to learn German?

A request for whoever is reading this, can you read this question and answer it as Jesse Pinkman (like saying yo and bitch)? I’m new to this podcast and I binge listening to this while working at Amazon but anyways, what’s something that traumatized you at a young age and still does till this day? Everyone can answer but whoever read this has to answer as Jesse still. Also keep up the good work broskis

Any Hope for Clive Palmer coming on?

Tdes

I think he said he was going to do it on the 300th episode or something like that but I can’t even remember the episode it was on

BitArrow

Are there any plans to do another show with you guys together or any new merch ideas?

BitArrow

Got any life advice for a 15 year old in a top 20 school that doesn’t like studying?

Who would survive a battle royal where the first 2 are voted to die and the survivors (remaining 2) had to fight to the death h2h

TravisPerry

A bit wordy but I like this question

What is your favorite type of sandwich, from where (no dox of course) and what type of chips/side to go with it?

If you can pick one historical figure to play any video game with (or really any famous person in general, past or present times) who would you pick? I would pick hitler and play league of legends with him so he can kill himself quicker.

Waheed Al-Hamad

Question for Kaya, for a self proclaimed libertarian you seem to be a pretty large supporter of mandatory vaccines. This has nothing to do with my political opinions I just want to know what makes this any different than any other mandate?

Can I be a guest on the show?

I would like to hear a short story about, or about something that happened at a shit job you had (like if you worked fast for our anything) or what is the most reticulated thing you've done for money. Something along those line.

I’m dating this girl, and she low key drops that she’s a kinda a furry but not full on, it’s not really a question I just wanted kaya’s perspective. Shout out my friend Cat she got me a board burgers shirt for Christmas ✌️

Charlie and or Jackson, has there ever been a 100% on the moist meter???

Thor Jingles

What is the best way to deal with fake people?

Did you guys hear that supreme lord commander died? Was just listening to the most controversial episode and looked him up and he passed a year ago

has you ever had a guest come on and not like being on the show? or someone who dislike you after an episode

Pedro Montoya

I request a 2v2 debate of any pairing of the boys of your choosing regardless of whether you actually agree with your side's argument. While I encourage you to come up with your own if that is too difficult might I suggest arguing over; Who would win between a bear and a gorilla? Or is it better to masturbate 5 times a day or 5 times a year? Or is it better to have 3 arms or 3 legs?

HAZARD

I’ve been listening to u guys since middle school n now i’m off to college! since all of you have some uni experience, do you guys have any advice for making friends/being social in college?

If you guys sold an NFT what would it be?

In episode 55 when Charlie confessed to ‘being coked out of his mind’ was that a joke or is he secretly a coke addict?

Guys help my dad is convinced that the COVID vaccine is actually giving people COVID what do I do

Jacob Tuck

What happened with the story of Kaya calling the cops on his girlfriend?

When will you have a 4 sum like come on it’s been years and nothing

Blake2002

How long do I have to wait until one (or all) of you finally does a Warhammer 40K deep dive? It perfectly walks the line between goofy and cool, and has a lot of fun games and lore. I mean, it has the orks, a race of sentient fungus creatures that love fighting and whose technology only works because they believe really, really hard that it works lol.

Roderick720

What books would you boys recommend?

When is uncle Larry coming on the show?

Ripman25

Would you ever have SSMatt as a guest again?

hunter quarles

I’ve recently gotten into speedrunning, have you boys ever speedrun a game before? I know Charlie had a record at one point, but would you recommend any games to speedrun?

Noah Bailey

hey gents, this will probably never get read but figured I’d give it a shot since you all got me through college with the podcast. So my question is who’s your favorite ridiculous comic book character or characters? Mine is Cygor from Spawn, he’s just a cybernetic gorilla and that’s all you need to know. Stay frosty.

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

If all the currencies in the world vanished what would you use to replace them as the new universal currency? It can’t be any precious metals, gems or cryptos.

Christopher Milam

Are any of the boys into DnD?

The Sneaky Strangler

It was in Charlie's old place, it think that ship has sailed

Karim Rhaloui

Will Alex’s mic ever be fixed?

Ethan Phillips

Kaya often teasing a story about him and his uncle, The Boys are under the impression they told it on the show but its not in any preshow, bonus or main. So, what happened with Kaya's uncle trying to kidnap him?

Karim Rhaloui

My question is if there is a episode this week?

evan lawson

Are you guys still doing the Japan trip? (Bonus 67)

Also where’s the episode

Kyle

Movie night?

Kyle

Will you ever have Yms or any of the sardonicast members on again ?

Fine erectrify mine ,erectrify my homo cock

Will Charlie’s dad, or any of your dads for that matter ever come on the show

Tdes

ANDREW what is that emulator device game thing you mentioned purchasing a few episodes back.

EvergreenTrunk

What if you had to jerk off every time you needed to take a piss?

billybob

That only lasted 3 weeks

evan lawson

Movie Night....Bahahahaha!!!

evan lawson

Do you guys watch Bojack Horseman and if not, can you do a Movie Night on an episode like Big Mouth?

WHEE

how’s the competition between Jackson and Charlie going?

This one is for Charlie, as a big fan of your speedrun videos, have you ever considered doing any other type of challenge runs? E.g. dark souls without levelling or GTA one hit, one kill

If you guys had to make a porn parody based off an existing IP, what do you think is the best/funniest name you could come up with? My favorites are Schindler’s Fist and Foreskin Gump. Also thank you guys for making my work days bearable, love you guys and keep being the homies

For kaya: what is it like being trilingual

Bigbuffa

Where is the new ep Mr Clarke

Bigbuffa

Au neater

Bigbuffa

Jackson and Kaya why aren’t you in The U.S. yet I know you just bought a house Jackson so that’s probably why but still it’s pretty neat here

Zalis

The word change isn’t supposed to be in there

If you change take away one incident in history and trade it for an equally bad one in the future. which one would you(you cannot predict when and where it would happen in the future)

You ever take a shit so big that you thought; wow. I guess a dick that big really could fit up my ass?

would kaya make an NFT of his cheetah poster

pinksubzero

Do you guys like Playboi Carti?

Am I a filling machine or rinsing machine please let me know Andrew.

What happened to the legendary joke? Is it gone forever???

Kaya, why the fuck don’t you like Shrek? In episode 58.5 you said you don’t like Shrek. I want to know why. The first two Shrek movies are great.

For Kaya: how often do you asked to continue the pee pod?

TurkeySandwich

Who out of the 4 of you would win a fight to the death

Have you cuties tried getting a doctor on yet? I think it would be fun to ask a bunch of stupid medical questions

Raymond Real

KAYA Pleaaasse tell us why you called the cops on your girlfriend!! You withheld this story long enough

What is your favourite killer/psychopath story. For example: Zodiac killer, if OJ did it, etc.

What’s your favorite bug/the best bug?

Dicky Cheese

@kaya. I just relistened to the episode where you bet the boys $50 that transformers would be the new bronies. Whatever was the result of this bet? Thank you guys for making my walks as a mailman worth every minute.

Are you comfortable talking to them socially/casually (as in just everyday chatter and passing by) or is it only when trying make a move or show interest?

evan lawson

Not sure if this has been asked before, but what are your most epic moments in gaming?

At what age did you guys stop being afraid of women? Almost 21 and this shit been rough no lie.

What's the worst thing you'd be willing to do for money? What's your favourite prank?

First time participating in one of these since subbing to your patreon. You are the one thing in my life I find comfort in since my depression got worse so thank you. Its not a question, just a genuine thank you💜

Sammy Kane

Do you guys think you will continue doing the podcast for as long as it gets listeners or do yall plan to end it at a certain point/milestone?

What are the boys favorite and least favorite color, and why?

What are guilty pleasure shows or games that you guys watch/play?

How buff is too buff?

Cloudly

How many people do you guys think have masturbated while watching or listening to one of your guy's podcasts or streams?

The Lethalcactusman

What happened to Doug & Anthony?

UnRelated Player

Where’s Doug?

Stretch Nutz

Today the government framed you for a serious crime, you are not allowed to stream or do YouTube and and your being hunted down. Where would you go and what would you do?

Paddy

Are you planning on getting that japan trip back together once covid allows?

Joshua Grant

who got the best signature dance move?

Spreehox

Do y'all prefer nice and shapely titties, or do big mommy milkers always take the crown? This is imperative information I need to know.

Potatocody

What is one decision you made that completely changed your life? How would things be different if you never made that decision? Love the show guys!!! Don't forget to drink water.

Cristian Luna

what is charlie’s favourite quest in runescape

How familiar are you guys with "Car Culture" and is it a big thing where you live? You know, those people who are only obsessed with cars and nothing else, post shitty car memes and tell car jokes constantly, tell people they drive 140 over the speed limit cause it clears their mind, etc etc.

Booty juice or anal concoction?

You mean Kaya? Kia would be pronounced “Key-A”

evan lawson

This question is for Andrew but I want Kia to read it. Since you where a software engineer I assume you worked on Python or at least know some coding language, do you have any advice for someone trying to learn?

will you guys ever do fan meetups? I feel like that would be so fucking cool

kennyisonfire

Charlie, since your esports brand is doing well I’m curious to know if you’ll be doing other games? And if you plan to do DRAGON BALL FIGHTERZ please let me join I suck but I’ll try my best to get better! Much love to y’all boys <3

What's the name you gave your dicks? I go back and forth from snatch blaster and cooter intruder

Hey boys. You considered having both MXR and Potasticpanda as guests for an episode?

King Tristynak

Would the boys ever go on tour? I live in Michigan and would like to see some funny shit live.

Don’t say my name say wilk but anyway, is there anything that is weird to you guys that makes complete sense. For example, the goal is to walk 100 feet but you go half the distance every time so 50’ then 25’ then 12.5 and so on. It’s weird to me because that makes movement impossible almost. Or if you rebuild a boat one plank at a time is it a new ship? Thanks boys cheers.

Which lethal predator do you think you all could beat as a group like your in a colleseum and you have to work together to kill a mountain lion or a bear also what are thoughts on trophy hunting I think it's stupid how people feel proud about killing an innocent ellaphant with 50 cal from a helicopter a mile away

Lathan Means

You get to redo one moment/decision in your life what would it be? (nothing about deciding to invest in bitcoin or something else )

Are you guys happy with your fan base so far?

mikhail cruz

2022 bozo

If you boys were just wiped from every bodies minds and were out of the public eye, would you be happy to live quietly? Or would you try zany Ed edd n eddy schemes to climb back to where you’re currently at?

TimTheTree

Are you guys gonna read this? No?

who’s winning in a fight to the death out of the boys?

Would you guys rather have $10Billion each and have Epstein be brought back to life in full-swing and the world has forgotten what he did. Or be broke and have there be no pedophiles

That Monkey

Do you guys plan on bringing back past guests? Such as Harley Morenstein, Noah Munk, etc? Since it has been a few years. Also where tf is our favorite fat man Doug?

N0Rst4TheW1cked

Also shouldn’t this be January 2022 or December 2021

stopnads

When are you mf’s gonna have a con panel??

Adubs

When is official con happening?

Scott Vecheta

Recently I’d heard on another podcast that it is impossible to be a streamer without becoming an influencer first, and i’ve been thinking a lot about this. about two years ago i completely abandoned all of my social media feeds and yes, that even means the narcotic addiction that is twitter. never had a tiktok and i dont care to. that said, many people in my life have recommended that i become a streamer after they watch me play a game, i have moderate skill at whatever i play and entertainment comes naturally when playing anything. but i’ve been put off from the idea due to the fact that i don’t want to touch social media ever again, at least in the posting or browsing sense, and i don’t believe in the luck of one post making a man an internet sensation if he/she/they don’t already have some sort of personality already established. where do you boys stand on this? can someone become a successful streamer and never post on any social platforms before, during, or after? can anyone be excused for not having a public opinion?

Sarlacc

Can Charlie address the great controversy that are his twiggy legs in the moist tee promo video?

Travis Jones

This question is for Kaya since he didn’t answer my DM but I wanted to know what language he thinks in.

What will you guys do if someone bought the 50,000 patron. I don't know why but I really wanna buy it

I just found out my girlfriend of almost 2 years actually was never actually my girlfriend and thought we weren't exclusive, any advice on how to move past this?

When’s the next meetup?

Matt Bains

Which of you boys would win in a turkish oil wrestling match?

Which podcast member do you not like the most and why

If you only had one shot... would you point it at the director?

kriket games

If you 4 can pilot a mech, what kind of mech would you pilot? Standard, Spider, Chicken Walker, etc.,etc.

Henry Delgado

This one is only for Kaya; Are your thoughts and dreams all in English or are some also in Turkish/German. If your internal voice is English, when did this start to happen?

Jason

Yall ever get peggd?

What do y'all think of twinks/femboys? Also what about being dominated and being punished? like being spanked

Question for Charlie, I remember watching this one video of you talking about drama with your ex and other hardships in your life. The video ended with you saying more content is coming and “no face cams” flash to today you have yourself on screen. What made you want to make that transition and do you have a preference of showing your face or the anonymity?

If they invented a fart silencing butt plug, would you boys use it?

Sad Lad

what do you think of the saying "respect you elders"? i personally think its dick riding, especially if i dont know them

cloud

What would each of you say was your biggest positive experience in your careers on the internet besides the podcast?

SythBoss

out of all of you who’s the gayest? my guess has to be Andrew

Kaje Carroll

Would you guys ever do a live show again,but for non-floridians?

Andrew Alonso

How do you find meaning in your life?

If you have to relive the same day of your past for an entire month, which day would you pick?

What do Andrew and Charlie think of their reputations on iFunny? (For reference, everyone there loves Andrew but they don't know his name, and everyone there hates Charlie for some reason)

History of Forgotten Lands

Jackson I donated to Charlie on his stream too tell you I love you and you replied I love you too Robbie. It made my day, so my question is how much do you love Robbie

Thoughts on Anomalocaris?

角柱Galaxy_Pleiades

Out of your favorite video games or video game franchises, which one would change / affect or impact you the most if it didn't exist? (for example if Halo or cod didn't exist I wouldve never been into shooters and it would change my life a lot )

Our house burned down last March. So for a change of pace, when was the time when you actually feared for your life's safety and think that you were actually going to die?? (obv Kaya was the poop story xd)

Will we get a new ghosts of halo video from Jackson ?

Put him in some movie like cannibal holocaust and hope it traumatizes him

Alex Michael Christensen

Oh fuck I totally forgot about this

Alex Michael Christensen

Are Kaya, Jackson, and Andrew are also hunting down old YouTube long lost footage of theirs so we can hunt for an easier 25k?

Brashends

If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?

Ryan

Have you ever put something in the microwave for 30 seconds and watched it tick down and the more you watch it the more you realize that time is meaningless and that your eating an uncrustable at 3am or just me?

What dose Jackson think about the UCS republic gunship (75309)?

Mr.cow2000

Probably Conspiracy Jeff.

evan lawson

Ass, Titties, or Thighs is the official question.

evan lawson

Favorite pizza topping?

Gibbles

Ass or titties

Why is Kaya so focused on Jackson's bussy?

Aarow

So theres a pizza baker at a pizza hut on acid making two pizzas, a regular mushroom pizza and a psychedelic pizza, would it be possible to get the two pizzas mixed up and send the wrong one out to a customer. Got into a heated debate and I need answers plz ❤️

Fernando Torres

Has there ever been a guest who you were genuinely pissed off at, and almost went off on?

blopsterman

Are you getting bored with the podcast yet?

Minimo

What’s up bros

RinBburner

For everyone, what is your favourite horror movie of all time

Would you rather sit on a dick and eat a pizza or sit on a pizza and eat a dick.

Where the fuck is Doug

Wroble

How do you plan to time travel back to the beginning of 2021? 🤔

Why did Kaya call the police on his GF? The anticipation is killing us!

Jamie Hind

TOP 5 reasons name your first born as megatron.

What is the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

Timothy Trusov

Was there ever anything one of the boys or a guest said that made you think "wtf" but you didn't say anything at the time?

Give us your drug experiences Charlie’s mentioned his cocaine use which I’m assuming is a joke but Jackson’s mentioned his mom being a hippy so I imagine there’s some good stories from everyone

Big Man

who has the biggest dick and who has the smallest dick of the boys

is charlie sexually repressed with the amount of wet dreams he has

pinksubzero

If you had to have sex with a man, who would it be?

If you'd be able to change your voice to anything what would it be and why

why’d kaya call the cops on his girl?

They reacted to it on their twitch channels

Gdjbduedhe

Can you guys visit 3rd world countries and have Kaya as your tour guide while you traverse through those war zones? E.g. Turkey, Kazakhstan, Mexico etc.

TurboFisto

Do you guys smoke weed? I know once Charlie had some edibles on his desk, kaya and Andrew have but dont know about Jackson

If you could be a color what color would you be and why

Will Jackson/Kaya ever be moving to the states?

What is the worst quality you think each other have?

Ezra

Are you guys addicted/deeply obsessed with anything that you didnt expect to be?

Sam Abdallah

Would you guys rather learn to fix something or pay someone to do it.

Twitter is constantly adding stupid features that nobody asked for. Spaces, fleets, NFT hexagon pfp's, etc. A recent post from Reddit talked about a dream somebody had that added what type of milk you liked to your profile and how it caused chaos on the website. My question to you is what potential feature do you think would be a great addition that would divide people further over something so meaningless?

Blackjack

what is the meaning of life?

Did you guys hear that Vincent Fernandez died today ? Sad stuff

Diego Suarez

How have your friendships with each other changed since the podcast started?

Why does game companies suck in the last couple of years? What do you think is the main reason?

Zach M.

What makes a good game?

Malachy Mullaghy

Have you guys thought of making more than 1 main episode every week or does the differant timezones limit you on how many you can do?

I want to see fat picture of charlie

Buster

What changes would you do to the current school system in your country? Has it changed since your last day there?

MercrulioBronco804 j

What pets do each of you guys have?

Hello lads. Which do you find more comfortable for sleeping: Cold house and warm blankets, or warm house and light blankets?

If you were forced to receive cum. Would it be in your ass or in your mouth?

What is something each lad actively seeks out on a regular basis on the internet that evokes negative emotions but you keep coming back for more

If you could have an old game remastered and be guaranteed that it will be remastered well and with the care it deserves, what game would you have remastered?

What is the most intense physical or verbal altercation you've ever been in (ideally, outside your childhood)? I remember Andrew talking about someone yelling at him on a subway a while ago and found it a pretty interesting anecdote

If possible, would the boys donate some of their height (making them shorter) to give to Charlie to make him taller? I’m looking at you, Andrew.

AmarokHunt

If each one of you were turned into girls for one day, who would be the hottest?

PBotis

We need Stan Merlin?

What is an upcoming game that you are least interested in/ have low hopes for?

Question!: What is Charlie’s favorite tattoo and why? Also do the other boys have any and or what would they want to get?

If you boys got elected as the prime minister of Australia, what changes would you make to the country? PS I'm Australian if that wasn't obvious😂 much love to you boys

DeviatePredator

Yee

JustRoach

If you boys could activate an IRL randomised mod for a month what would you want to randomise? e.g. everytime you fall asleep you wake up in a random location on the planet. This question could probably be refined a lot better

If you guys could have sex with any u.s president who would it be?

Joshua Palacios

Was/is there guest each one of you would like to bring on the podcast but due to some reasons, can't /couldn't? I.e. Kaya said he would love to have the Alaskan avaneger on but wouldn't due to him possibly having to lie for legal reasons. P.s. what is your favorite minecraft block?

Hyperbolic

What are your thoughts on reality dating TV? (Love Island, The Bachelor etc)

What is your favorite holiday

SoduS

To any of you guys! If you could bring back one extinct species (whether it's animal, insect, dino or whatever) but you had to make a current species extinct to take its place, what would you bring back, and what would you get rid of?

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or unlimited games, but no games?

Hunter Greenfield

If you had to exclusively live in the clouds or in the ocean which would you choose

Jackson Werner

Will you be talking to doug or karl soon? That shit was always hilarious

stopnads

Question to everyone, what is your guys most anticipated games coming in the next few years

Question to everyone of you guys - what is the movie and/or game that people and critics loved but you really disliked? And on the other hand, what is the movie and/or game that most people and critics hated but you guys really enjoyed? Also thanks for making great content, been with you guys since episode 1, cheers from Poland!

TurtleFrank

Some podcast recommendations? Apart from Whos right of course.

Can kaya tell the story about how he called the cops on his girlfriend yet?

Any more masturbatory tales anyone?

Love you guys! Four player baulders gate 3 stream???

Dylan

I wanna know if anything ever came of that phone call Charlie had with Susan Wojcicki he hasn’t talked about it since the video he made about it

Ed

If the 4 of you hosted a slapfest filled with only movie/TV celebrities. Which celebrities would you pit against each other and more importantly who would get the honor/duty to slap James Corden? I was thinking the Rock or someone of that caliber.

Ryuu Gray

I have one for Jackson: Have you read some of the 'legends' material for Star Wars? Been reading those myself and I think they are great. Are you interested in them?

Darth Insanius

This one is for Charlie I just got a big dog ( he’s a black lab) and I’m trying my best to train him but it’s been difficult do you have and advice for what I can do to get him to listen

Dunno if you all talked about it already, but what music are you boys into?

Darth Insanius

thoughts on the game awards? do you guys think it takes two deserved the win?

Dialga236

Who was, or is the guest that made you guys go “we made it” and if yes, is there also a guest in the future that would also make those same feelings return?

Kip

Wtf is up with movie nights

Grelk

Are pre post shows making a comeback

BlazeAntz

If you guys were put in charge of the Mexican Cartel what would you do?

What’s your favorite tp brand? (Except for lizard man Charlie who doesn’t need to wipe)

Littlechungus

Step 1: stop feeling sad Step 2: be happy

m00str

Where is a place that you be least likely to visit and why?

Littlechungus

Did charlie get a starlight dragoon?

what are things that you guys like and don’t understand how other people don’t like ?

Gabe

What is a place you’ve always wanted to go too and why?

Littlechungus

If you could choose the way you died, what would you choose?

Littlechungus

Is it gay to fuck your own clone?

Stephen Hollenback

This question is for Kaya but others can chime in, we all know you have a fiery hatred for pedos but what if you could wipe the world of them all but to do so you had to blow up an orphanage for kids. Would you still do it for the betterment of the world??

YungOwl

And I think we already know Kayas😂

What was you’re first time ingesting marijuana? Edibles, etc..

Were not on episode 300 yet :(

How can I be happy

What happened to movie nights?

BIRB

What do you think of people who choose to not use any social media or the internet itself? If you could, would you quit social media?

If you could get all the funding you could possibly need to make/remake any movie or show you want BUT James Corden has to be the main character would you do it or would it not be worth it

Doppel Gamma

My question is for Kaya, if you were able to live in Germany before the podcast why did you stay in Turkey?

Hey boys what's everyone's favorite tv show and/or movie?

General question, what are the worst shooter game top 5 at least

Pedro Gaona

Please for the love of god tell us why Kaya called the cops on his ex

NehNehDoffy

This question is for Kaya but the rest of you can join in: Do you think pedophiles are psychic or fortune tellers? Like... if you go up to a convicted pedophile, and hand him a bunch of babies, ask him "hey which one of these do you think is the hottest?", the baby he chooses will grow up to be the hottest adult?

Garlic Bread Ben

You have a chance at being immortal with only one downside, you have to choose between transferring your mind to a different body or replacing your aging body parts with robotic parts. Which of the two would you go for?

Did you guys think that It Takes 2 would actually win the game awards from the way the rest of the show was going?

What was the worst shit you’ve ever had?

What person place, thing, ect would you y'all consider either overrated or underrated. Also fuck you kaya

Luis Martinez

When is uncle Larry coming on?

I know you boys hate cigarettes but do you agree that people who chew tobacco are significantly worse

What was each of you guy's game/Movie of the year

Austin

Please don't start this again :D

m00str

Less a question, more of an anecdote you boys might appreciate; Without doxing myself, I live in very close proximity to the man himself, Boogie2988. On several occasions a few of my friends have come across Boogie while visiting some of the card game stores around town. There's the stereotype of the sweaty gamers who will take up residence in these stores and challenge other players to games of Magic or what have you, but Boogie really takes this experience up a notch. There was one instance I was told about in particular where Boogie was by himself at a local MTG store, and had comondeered a nice little corner in the back of the room. Apparently he was just sitting there, with a shit eating grin, just watching the other players. He had colonized this little corner of the store just to sit on his iron throne and assert silent dominance over the other, lower level gamers. As far as I know, he wasn't even interacting with anyone, moreso just surveying his potential victims. It seemed like he was waiting for recognition, or bowing, while he just sat in the corner menacingly. No hate for Boogie, just a lovely image to let stew in your head. I'll do some more reconnaissance lads. If I happen to stumble across him personally, I'll give him y'alls regards. Later boys!

Andrew have you ever considered doing voice acting work? And Boys, would you all ever do a Dungoens and dragons campaign?

Mecha Man Studios

Pick one food and one drink to have forever but you still get to have nutritious essential foods ie: water, gfuel, vegetables, meat, etc. Everything else extra is banned.

Jake Carlesimo

Are you guys into Warhammer 40k at all?? And if so what's your favorite faction? if not then your lame as fuck and should get into the hobbie

Crazyhatter 56

Bowser

Self taught he learn from stand up comedy I believe

hey Jackson how far does that bussy squirt? and out of the other 3 of you who would make it squirt the furthest, my money is on Kaya man handling you like a hairy bear on a fresh piece of meat. like the twink you are... but Charlie does have the Moby huge.... it's up for debate

Could you survive with a katana against 100 zombies in a clear area the size of two soccer fields?

Shiska

Do you think you could beat an identical clone of yourself in a fight?

What type of music do you boys like?

Aaron Vera

I have 3 that could potentially be good. 1. What are your favorite sources for true crime? (Shows, YouTube channels, other podcasts...) 2. What's the most disturbing thing that you've ever seen or that you know exists on the internet? 3. What are some bizarre theories/phenomena that you know of? Thanks lads, love all you do!

If you could time travel back to experience one entire decade in the 1900s which one would it be.

Besides JUST being able to record in person, what would be one really cool thing you'd like to do during a recording?

Isn't jackson building a house in AUS? I assumed the moving to one location idea was dead in the water ages ago

If you could pick each other's New Years Resolutions, what would they be?

If you could revive an old videogame franchise, which franchise would it be and why? Personal answer: I would fucking love if Dead Rising would make a glorious return (like a remake or smth). Imagine how much fucking shit Capcom could put into it with all the new next gen tech.

CaptainObvs3420

opinions on ass eating

Now that the pandemic is coming to and end, and the House of Moisture has been refurbished, Is there the potential for the Kaya and Jackson to move to Tampa to create the podcast in a studio setup within the warehouse?

Which professions would you have chosen if you lived in medieval times? (Merchant, Farmer, Blacksmith, Jester, Knight, etc.)

m00str

If you guys had to go to college, what would you major in?

Jacob Harwood

If you met my dog (a beautiful husky) would you give him a belly rub and a nose boop?

If you had to go back to a regular 9-5 what would it be? (I mean like something you don't need a degree for)

What is the best christmas gift you've ever gotten or you ever gave?

What was your favourite childhood toy and how does it compare to today's standards?

Do yall ever plan on getting everyone together again when covid is over with?

What's the most exotic food you've ever had or been forced to eat like the most alien looking thing you've ever eaten you don't have to have liked it just eaten it

The Lethalcactusman

If you could cum on anything, anywhere at anytime (like in the past or the future), where would you cum?

quixx

What historical figure would you like to have the show if you had a time machine?

Grenade2ThaFace .

Can we get an update on kayas poster?

Ivan Zamarripa

If you 4 were stuck on a deserted island and the only way to survive long enough was to eat one of the 4, which one is the one who would be devoured?

staarii

I have a question for the foreigners and then for the group, Kaya and Jackson given the current situation of the world still, do you guys still see yourselves coming to America anytime soon, and if so can we expect maybe some type of “Content House” where you all live together and record? Other than that I love you all💚

Adrian Velasco

Be honest, out of the four of you who gets the most pussy

Alec

I've always wondered were did Kaya learn english? Do he learn in school or is he self taught.

Have you guys ever wanted to do any kind of psychedelics? And if so, which one? (Mushrooms are my personal favorite)

deb

Favorite game of 2020 and worse game of 2020 that you have played

Joe

What do y'all think about neuralink and the fact that it's being used at first for medical purposes and do you think it will have a good effect on the whole of society

Which celebrity or internet personality would you guys have on the show to roast?

What/where is the weirdest place you guys had to use the bathroom

Joetaro Kujoe

Where is Doug

Whats the oldest age you think could beat in a fight if they had basically perfect skill in hand to hand combat, but regular strength for their age? So like a 9 year old strength and size wise, but they are more skilled than top level MMA fighters.

stopnads

what kind of cars do you guys drive and if you could have any vehicle you can think of what would you drive

OBAMA: anal?

What's been the challenge that each of you had to overcome in your lives? And would you have considered it a net positive or a massive learning point in your lives? You boys are amazing!

RynPrime

Ever been in a moment where afterward you were like "Man, one tiny little slip, and I would've died."

When is charlie gonna dress up in his edgy anime protagonist gear he wore in college we have all heard the character development but i think its time we see it

Keanu Reeves/Bob Ross, only one can stay

Why don't you guys all jizz on the cum poster and increase its patronage value? It seems like a solid investment, I'd even pay shipping for the semen to be shipped to kayas door.

Pelotes

Did you boys expect the popularity this podcast has received and what do you see for the future of the official boys?

Who is your least favorite member of the Official Podcast?

what is your least favorite animal (excluding insect)

FatMammoth

When’s the gentlemen going on tour

Are you happy with current growth and production of the show, or are there goals you boys are trying to reach. Say a monetary goal or even a relocation so that we can more IRL videos. Just wondering, thanks Ps. When are buying tickets for the pedo colony take over ?

UwUBiSoft

Real question, if you had a magical debit card with literally unlimited money on it, but neither of you 4 or your families could have it, who would you give it to? I think finding someone with major schizophrenia would be an amazing person to give it to, watch what weird shit they pay scientists and governments money to do would be hilarious

Alex Michael Christensen

I’m mostly wondering for Kaya and Jackson, but do you guys have any interesting fan interactions? Love you guys!

Cassy Turner

What was the best movie released from 2020

CrackerBino

You find out jackson has mysteriously died, who killed him? (Matt and Danny are also suspects)

Sky Kahu

will you cum in the sink or sink in the cum?

What are your thoughts on the Star Wars galactic cruiser hotel? do you think itll be a flop or maybe be a succes for disney? anyways thanks for the content every week, keep it up bois

MF DOOM is pretty cool

What is the most legal trouble y'all have individually been in?

Hills Have Eyes On Me

What is your favorite fetishes and why

Chizuru kagura

This is mainly for the people who stream but do you guys play games outside of streams and videos?

If you could only eat one food item for the rest of your life, what would it be? If you say chicken for example, you are allowed to cook it in different ways, but it has to still be chicken.

What’s the worst video games you have played since lockdown ?

What is an opinion you have changed your mind on recently.

Favorite 2021 anime that you watched doesn’t have to be a new series just any anime that you watched

Do you guys think outer space travel is an outdated goal of humanity, and that we should instead focus on inner space travel such as simulated realities?

Logimotion

will Hard Turbo ever be created?

Are you a power bottom?

Dayman

Ever heard of sawcon?

Elijah Mosley

Fuck marry kill the other 3

Fuck yeah I’m so hard jackson

Alex Michael Christensen

Obviously, what are your guys new year resolution?

Erik

What’s your favourite season my dudes

BlazeAntz

Fuck you jackson

FYFE