335: Kaya's Strange Addiction
Added 2023-05-04 19:25:53 +0000 UTCFour close man friends gather around to talk about salt.
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Comments
As a not salt licker nor a naked shitter I can confirm the feeling of your dick touching the bowl is genuinely horrible. 6.8/10 episode
Copycat
2023-09-22 00:01:56 +0000 UTCI'm glad you agree, fellow Ethan
Ethan Kelly
2023-07-13 21:34:35 +0000 UTCI see your dick-tip kissing the edge of the bowl, and meet you with the waterflow being so strong it waterboards your dick every time you flush
Ethan Kelly
2023-07-13 21:08:01 +0000 UTCI played all of jedi survivor on my Xbox Series X and it ran great lol it crashed ONE time in the Jedha desert wasn't even on Khobo. On Khobo I had 2 instances of slight stuttering and that's it. Rest of game I ran at 4k quality mode on a 75" 4k QLED Samsung TV it was gorgeous great game.
DeathClaw13
2023-06-06 11:45:53 +0000 UTC5/10* bro living in the past
FatMammoth
2023-05-13 23:34:52 +0000 UTCRip having an episode today, maybe tomorrow I guess
A.K.A.
2023-05-13 22:35:26 +0000 UTCI saw they recorded 336 on 3/10. Not sure why it's taken this long to get uploaded.
Dual
2023-05-13 20:09:59 +0000 UTCI mean, we do pay them for early access to each episode. If there’s no release schedule, then why does it matter? Apparently, we only get one bonus episode a month. Two if we’re lucky
Dustin
2023-05-13 20:07:11 +0000 UTCPeople getting saltier about the late upload than Kaya's tongue before bed.
Dual
2023-05-13 18:53:42 +0000 UTCThey used to have a consistent release schedule. Every Thursday
Dustin
2023-05-13 18:12:06 +0000 UTCGive it up for day 9 everybody!!!!!!!! Woooooohoooooo!!!!
Jake Heckel
2023-05-13 17:55:58 +0000 UTCBeen waiting for over a week
Mr.Gooble
2023-05-13 15:32:49 +0000 UTCWhen’s the bonus
Mr.Gooble
2023-05-13 15:32:03 +0000 UTCBest episode in a while!
joebossalina
2023-05-13 02:13:05 +0000 UTCTry to release an episode on time challenge (impossible)
Wyatt
2023-05-12 18:26:44 +0000 UTCFair. Fair.
Squillz
2023-05-12 16:38:25 +0000 UTCI like the part where we don’t get an episode every week
Jake Heckel
2023-05-12 16:18:15 +0000 UTCAlso wondering
Kamoto
2023-05-12 15:47:18 +0000 UTCHow are episodes late every week???
Holden Windbigler
2023-05-12 10:13:44 +0000 UTCok
FatMammoth
2023-05-12 04:27:18 +0000 UTCHad to pause on Patreon to go to YouTube to see when the cats appeared on cam
RP
2023-05-10 08:38:59 +0000 UTCWhen I know it's going to be a long shit, I'll get naked but sit turned around and rest my arms and head. Obviously only at my house, and yes, I keep my toilet super clean.
BiggusDiqqus
2023-05-09 17:05:56 +0000 UTCShitting naked makes me feel like a sinner
leatherhand
2023-05-09 05:08:56 +0000 UTCI SHIT NAKED AND PROUD
Jay
2023-05-08 21:36:42 +0000 UTCThe anecdotal stories about naked shitting and salt licking really made this feel like one of the original episodes. Amazing episode.
Jay
2023-05-08 19:01:38 +0000 UTCAndrew is the only sane shitter here
Lucais
2023-05-08 16:14:30 +0000 UTCI play xbox simply because I prefer the xbox controller to the PlayStation controller
Ethan Ricks
2023-05-08 16:04:57 +0000 UTCone of the funniest episodes in years
ItchyAsshole4000
2023-05-08 15:44:03 +0000 UTCDon't let your kitties lick the salt lick it can give them urinary tract issues 🥲
Colin Maxwell
2023-05-08 09:23:24 +0000 UTCi also shit naked sometimes. totally agree with Jackson here.
phsiic (sick)
2023-05-08 02:56:49 +0000 UTCFellow waffle stomper I see
Hills Have Eyes On Me
2023-05-08 01:33:53 +0000 UTCThe last 30 minutes of this episode was so fucking funny. Jackson, it is weird you take your socks off when you shit bro
Deandre
2023-05-07 21:41:48 +0000 UTCI don't want the bottom of my shirt touching the toilet seat. Unless I'm wearing a skintight crop top I ain't taking the risk if I don't have to.
Me
2023-05-07 20:34:29 +0000 UTC“What the fuck are ants” holy fuck 😂😂
Nick cage
2023-05-07 18:10:31 +0000 UTCThe whole salt portion of this was the hardest ive laughed at this podcast in a while
Nick cage
2023-05-07 18:09:48 +0000 UTCShitting with your pants off makes sense and I can rationalize people doing that to some degree, but I don’t get the shirt needing to come off. You’re saying your shit is so powerful that you can’t risk being constricted by your shirt? Does the shit come out easier without one on? Or is it better shitting aerodynamics? I don’t get it.
Not_Isaiah
2023-05-07 18:09:40 +0000 UTCThis episode felt like a blast from the past, great episode
Shane Souders
2023-05-07 15:29:25 +0000 UTCDefinitely a naked shitter, at the very least the bottoms are coming fully off for a shit, you can’t constrain what’s about to happen to that toilet.
Tanner Herlihy
2023-05-07 02:58:56 +0000 UTCI run a Facebook page on toilets and bathrooms, and there have been a few pictures where someone is sitting in a stall with all their clothes neatly folded on the ground in front of them.
Tecknicolour
2023-05-07 02:05:16 +0000 UTCShitting without pants around your legs is so much more pleasant
Gavin Zeh
2023-05-06 22:25:50 +0000 UTCCan we get Doug back on?
Brendon
2023-05-06 14:27:01 +0000 UTCAyeee have fun tonight man, and yea this episode had me dying at work also i dont judge on people’s habits bro i got my own weird habits too
xGhost
2023-05-06 00:50:37 +0000 UTCI took a shit naked while listening to this episode. 10/10 in the shower again
Cloudly
2023-05-06 00:02:42 +0000 UTCI blame games being bad starting the same time people started getting "participation trophie" rewards for no effort or barebones effort
Homnix HD
2023-05-05 23:54:09 +0000 UTCJackson is a dirty toilet hugger, that damn hippie
SirNootNoot
2023-05-05 21:28:01 +0000 UTCI’m a naked shitter and a salt addict and this episode fucking slapped. Gonna put extra salt on my tequila for cinco de Mayo tonight
Daniel
2023-05-05 20:46:24 +0000 UTCDefinitely one of the best episodes in awhile! And the last episode of podophiles was a banger
Daniel
2023-05-05 20:44:46 +0000 UTCDefinitely one of the funniest episodes recently, kayas whole salt addiction conversation had me dying, good work boys <3 (also not a naked shitter and not a salt addict)
xGhost
2023-05-05 19:47:02 +0000 UTCJackson give us the shit
Esteban5050
2023-05-05 19:22:17 +0000 UTCNaked shiter here
Mambo
2023-05-05 18:53:13 +0000 UTCYou know like how spider-man and god of war where exclusives on the ps4 for a couple years then went to PC? Think that’s what he meant.
Non Inveni
2023-05-05 16:51:25 +0000 UTCI'm with Jackson, I physically can not shit unless I am naked at home.
Donnie Hostillo
2023-05-05 16:31:02 +0000 UTCHad to turn this one off at the end amd come back later cause I couldn't keep myself from laughing out loud at work. RIP Kaya. Gonna get heart disease at 40
Ploooperdooper
2023-05-05 16:04:46 +0000 UTC“ what the fuck is ants “ had me laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe 🤣
Robbie
2023-05-05 15:45:13 +0000 UTCWtf is a timed exclusive? Andrew didn’t pull up the wrong list, he was just talking out of his ass 💀
Alec
2023-05-05 14:56:27 +0000 UTCcurrently relistening to every episode, and this one is now the best one yet.
internetmickey
2023-05-05 14:18:51 +0000 UTCGo eat shit
Tyvin Wells
2023-05-05 14:09:27 +0000 UTCThis shit hit hard
slump
2023-05-05 11:00:12 +0000 UTCRip kayas kidneys
BIRB
2023-05-05 10:36:49 +0000 UTCReading comments beforehand is great
Zack Lenox
2023-05-05 10:26:38 +0000 UTCBest episode in a while
Aajika
2023-05-05 10:20:52 +0000 UTCwhat
speedlemon
2023-05-05 06:39:52 +0000 UTCI'm a nudist at home so every shit is a naked shit
Pheonixheat420
2023-05-05 06:10:43 +0000 UTCAs a fellow naked shitter, y'all haven't shit in the shower clearly: it's sublime
The Trail We Banana
2023-05-05 06:00:52 +0000 UTCi used to get completely naked in buffalo wild wings handicap stalls cause they were big enough to get naked without seeing all my clothes on the floor. did that till probably 7th or 8th grade.
speedlemon
2023-05-05 03:05:15 +0000 UTCShitting naked all the time is kind of questionable, but I'll always lose the shirt if I know I'm fighting with the toilet.
Trasharu
2023-05-05 01:26:10 +0000 UTCI have an issue with so called "stage fright" when pissing, if anybody is in the same public multi-stall restroom as me I cannot pee no matter how bad I have to go, my body retracts and will not ever let it out. I have to be absolutely alone. Apparently it's called Paruresis. With how open stalls are this is terrible, and I actually failed all high school drug tests because of this when I did those. This is super annoying on road trips because I could be to the point of pain in my bladder and still not be able to pee. So far I've found no remedy for this issue and it does not sound common.
Dylan Davis
2023-05-05 00:35:39 +0000 UTCThis is funniest episode I've listened to in such a long time thank you so much for this
PBotis
2023-05-05 00:06:14 +0000 UTCI have an xbox bc of gamepass and I have a huge library built up over the decades. Also, the new console was $400 for me so it's not exact a hard sell
Dante
2023-05-04 23:47:43 +0000 UTCEpisode #335??? Might be the greatest day of my life holy shit
Dragon
2023-05-04 23:43:30 +0000 UTCHardest I've laughed this year
DevyAnimations
2023-05-04 23:30:22 +0000 UTCPs5s should still exist even without exclusives, it’s easier for a 12 year to ask there parents for a ps5 instead of a whole gaming rig lmao
Jack Lippe
2023-05-04 23:17:52 +0000 UTCSpoil me with bonuses daddies
2008LilWayne
2023-05-04 23:11:33 +0000 UTCChad warden was right “Xbox ain’t got games”
Josephtfc
2023-05-04 22:51:16 +0000 UTCI just imagine that Kaya's wife wakes up in the middle of the night and sees him licking a salt lick in the corner
The_Doge_God777
2023-05-04 21:45:04 +0000 UTCanyone ever have gay thoughts
Corey
2023-05-04 19:52:02 +0000 UTCU gotta link ur patrion to discord
Mambo
2023-05-04 19:35:55 +0000 UTCHey I just starting supporting them on this app how do I get into the discord chats?
potato man64s
2023-05-04 19:34:37 +0000 UTCI can hear my nails growing
Josh Crawford
2023-05-04 19:33:22 +0000 UTCmmm
Mr.Gooble
2023-05-04 19:30:57 +0000 UTCHi
Terry Stiffler
2023-05-04 19:30:08 +0000 UTCmmm
Milk
2023-05-04 19:29:43 +0000 UTCWhat’s good
Connor Arrington
2023-05-04 19:29:39 +0000 UTCHey gang!
Tarran
2023-05-04 19:29:17 +0000 UTC
