340: The England Expedition

As a man from the US who has never left this country i can confirm the uk sucks. 7.1/10 episode

Copycat

Over a month later and it's still the EmpLemon description lmao

Ethan Kelly

Andrew didn’t get the hint to stop talking about twisted metal

Plexx

Right?? -J

The Boys

I agree with the boys on the bottled water convo but Liquid Death x Travis Barker Collab Enema Set is hype

Tobey

It takes like 24 hours to get to Europe from Australia and costs thousands of dollars in flights, and they think staying there two weeks is excessive? What planet are they from? I can't imagine an Australian going to Europe for less than two weeks.

Chelsea Jane

They did not talk about Surfs Up

Even_Sbeven

i’m glad 6 year old me is getting his reckoning, thank you bingy

Boof

i think you’re twisted and sick

bingy

looking back, this was rather twisted. but as a nigh 6 year old, i was mad at my brother, sitting on our stairs when i found a needle about 3 inches long, maybe 1-2 mm in diameter. it was pretty substantial. and in my sick, home alone-ass mind, i decided to stick it into the carpet stairs straight up for him to step on. yes i had two parents and a sister too, but it’s not for them they won’t step on it. and i’m not a terrible person i don’t want to hurt him too bad, so i stick the sharp hurty side down yeah? well i forgot about it and kid-ran down the stairs, stepping directly onto the eye of the straight up needle, sinking half of it into the direct middle of my foot. the embarrassment and shame was palpable enough to not tell anyone, and pull it out and sulk alone in my room. thank you all for being the first people to know about this

Boof

Jackson will you make video about jedi survivor on your YouTube channel?

Lathan Means

Damn. I'm actually unsubscribing right now. I listen to other stuff now anyway (not in English). Thanks for saving me five bucks.

Esteban5050

I’m English. Cambridge is nice for a day trip and tons of top their restaurants and looks like Harry Potter some times

Jaraxu

Bristol and Bath and Glastonbury are a 2 hour train ride away. I don't not like London, but all of those places (esp the latter two) are much much more relaxed.

DazedDingo

Very very true

Nathan woodward

South west is pretty good too especially in the summer

still marked up heavy

FatMammoth

Go to the Lake District Jackson, genuinely just a beautiful part of the world

Fr let the man do what he wants, I don’t know why Jackson gets judged for the most random shit

Wyatt Brunton

Wow! You must live in your world

Satan

Fuckin America-cucked mindset of Andrew and Charlie being all “what are you doing there for that longg????? Whaaaaaa??” to Jackon. Fucking living. Enjoying life. As vacation goes. If your income primarily relies on talking with your friends for a couple hours each week why would you not?

the point of liquid death isn't to be "quirky" or "different"; aluminum is infinitely recyclable, whereas 90% of plastic winds up in landfills because it is much more difficult to recreate materials from. its purpose is to contribute to the whole "save the earth" initiative by cutting back on plastic pollution, not to be another fiji or voss.

Brock M.

Charlie and I are the same in that we hate traveling. People always look at me like I'm crazy when I say that.

Tecknicolour

I think liquid deaths big thing is that its way more recyclable. Also for some reason, anything from a can tastes better even though its still plastic inside

Briflex

And 23 days before that for 121. Gonna go bathe in milk.

HAZARD

20 days without a bonus and counting. I feel like such a pay piggy 😭

HAZARD

On a serious note, if you’re looking for nice places to visit in the UK Jackson, there are some. The Peak District is a nice national park, or you could visit somewhere like Stratford upon Avon for the day (Shakespeare’s home town with some cool architecture) or York. If you’re willing to travel a bit further you’ve also got the costal town of Cornwall which is supposed to be very nice.

As someone from the UK, just don’t visit the UK.

As an Englishman london is a shithole even the workers in london try to avoid london, northern England Scotland and wales is far better representation of the uk than london.

Nathan woodward

As someone from the UK, just don’t visit London. The further away, the better!

I like how 3/4 of the boys are so jaded they can't comprehend wanting to see family for more than a week

12TrillionIQ

Jackson tell Kaya he's cool and then afterwards tell your self your cool

fack tart

I know how to translate it. The only reason I said anything is they never wrote it like that before and it doesn't work for YouTube.

Conner

1:16:12

speedlemon

bro has a hatred for jackson😭😭

speedlemon

what

Zach M.

Hahaha the only reason why Jackson went to England is because he is a slave to his lady

Satan

Fuck you jackson

Satan

No wonder you’re a bozo Jackson at 3:40 at the podcast start talking about how fucking brain damage you are

Satan

Why is are some of the timestamps wrong. One of them is 76:12 lmao

Conner

Why is the description copy and pasted from the last episode?

XursDragonite

Jackson is a bozo

Satan

The boys not realizing Gen Z texts was wild

I went to London recently and Jackson is accurate. It’s loud, dirty, WAY too many people and the subways are fucking terrible. And that’s coming from someone who lives in NYC

JurassicYeti

If you hate city living join me out in Montana where the nearest big town is over 200 miles away

Reed Welch

Everyone else is great. But I'm getting to the point of not wanting to.

Jaden Otte

why do you pay them then

JC Chance

ok

Zach M.

Another episode where Andrew bitches, complains, and radiates his unwanted neck beard energy. I had to actually shut off the podcast, he was so bad.

Jaden Otte

thanks ringo

Vector

Peace n love ❤️✌🏼❤️ God bless, I’ve seen a stabbing or two in London. Stay safe and guard your teeth! Ringo 🤘🏼😎🦋

Ringo Starr

Yeah makes you question anything they say about things you don't know about lmao

MeMEGoingGreen

Always wild when the boys talk about stuff you actually know about and it's misinformation being corrected by misinformation lol. Still love ya tho boys

Harry Crossman