theofficialpodcast : 382: Defecating at Casinos

The “charlie never existed” bit at the beginning is crazy now knowing he leaves 17 episodes later lol

Nick cage

2024-11-03 02:09:30 +0000 UTC

How about we just don’t try and control peoples language?

scooter

2024-06-27 12:08:33 +0000 UTC

Stop being a pussy bro idk what to tell you 🙄 I've been taking anti anxiety meds for years and all I wanna do is hide in my house all day, but I still got bills to pay and shit to do. That's not a healthy way to think and live.

p

2024-06-24 19:01:47 +0000 UTC

Bruh I got told Native American was too broad and offensive so American Indian was the right term im just not referring to yall at this point 💀

p

2024-06-24 18:55:49 +0000 UTC

No its pretty much just that word :) and I know he wasn't being offensive, I didn't mean to come across like that. Again, it's not an appropriate term because we are not Indian, not even close to India lol. Love you Andrew

Jared Sparkes

2024-04-18 19:19:34 +0000 UTC

In 10 years you'll come back and correct him to say American of the Native Regions. He obviously wasn't being offensive.

beans

2024-04-18 18:57:08 +0000 UTC

Hey Andrew, we are not Indians we are Native Americans. Indian is not an appropriate term anymore. Despite whats in our legislation, where I live its considered an offensive slur. I just thought I would let you know :)

Jared Sparkes

2024-04-06 15:47:16 +0000 UTC

I was just about to say this lol. Fuck overwatch 2 and the blizzard execs behind the shit show but the collab was pretty good. Spike was the only real down side and besides the white metal arm for some reason I think it was alright, def the least best out of all of them but mid nonetheless. Faye and jet were done amazingly!

Dream.dean

2024-04-05 03:39:18 +0000 UTC

Wait Deadstream is actually a funny movie though bc it’s making fun of those bad influencer movies lol

Sabs

2024-04-02 14:52:24 +0000 UTC

Any way maybe i could tune into something that involves Kaya and Andrew interacting? You guys seem like such a particular duo and I’ve grown accustomed to leaning towards Charlie and Jackson. Thank you.

Tony Rivera

2024-04-01 18:32:56 +0000 UTC

just as jackson brings up boogie every so often, andrew cant get his mind off of post malone in magic lmao

Spacedementia

2024-04-01 00:27:16 +0000 UTC

Darn, I wanted first touch

Jacob S

2024-03-30 18:39:06 +0000 UTC

Yea i know that’s essentially what the podcast is, but personally there are some episodes like this where there is not really any humor or entertainment in it, it’s literally just bitching and moaning

Cloud X

2024-03-30 16:02:10 +0000 UTC

yeah but in that instance you would have a carer… if you can afford doordash every single day than you can afford a carer

Kansara

2024-03-30 10:14:00 +0000 UTC

Exposure therapy and medication

Angel

2024-03-30 05:23:20 +0000 UTC

You should totally start watching Lego ninjago masters of spinjizu, it will get Jackson back into legos

THELOLMAN

2024-03-30 01:31:07 +0000 UTC

The literal first sentence is me saying i put it into a website. Are you retarded

iFrog

2024-03-29 22:26:25 +0000 UTC

The ai transcribed it, not you...

Max Sinclair

2024-03-29 22:23:29 +0000 UTC

Hey Guys, I transcribed this, or well, put it into a website for it to do it because I fell asleep while watching it at night and wanted to rewatch to find the Doordash debate. Anyways here you go for anyone who wants it https://turboscribe.ai/transcript/share/6332061076084708748/WvV8KdTahX-18_E85DxLbQxww3wbrKDbnrAWEbJo7pA/the-official-podcast-episode-382-early-access

iFrog

2024-03-29 19:18:45 +0000 UTC

“The Fake Win Concept” Work by switching the Loss into a win. If a Slot Machine required a Dollar to play. Instead of Saying “you Lost -0.50¢” they said “Congrat You won 0.50¢” but the 0.50¢ you won is from the $1 you spent so it’s still net -0.50¢. Same for Concept work for Scratch off or Lottery if you spent $20 on some tickets and bring it to the Gas station to check. They’re gonna say you won $5 dollar instead of sayin you lost $15 bc u feel like u won and u would likely to buy it again

DinoBeano

2024-03-29 04:56:42 +0000 UTC

I can say that pretty much the oly time I uber eats anything is when I'm drunk at 2 in the morning or when me and my fiancé get home after being out and about for 20+ hours and we're exhausted and don't wanna cook, So maybe like once a month in short

bigwilly

2024-03-29 04:30:42 +0000 UTC

@beans Some of us are in environments, at home too, that are terrible for anxiety. That means that meal prep ends up being even worse than going out, as you’re spending 1-2 hours in a terrible situation instead of that 15-30 minutes, or that 30-40 seconds. I’m moving across the country tomorrow for exactly that reason.

Zenrati

2024-03-29 04:03:58 +0000 UTC

Alright Andrew was spreading abit of misinformation about the overwatch crossover with cowboy bebop. There were 5 skins of the 5 main characters from the anime that being Ein playing as hammy, Mauga as jet, Ashe as Faye, Ed as Sombra, and Mccree as Spike. The skins where NOT reskins of current skins in the game like Andrew said. They actually did a pretty good job with all them........except spike......they some how fucked his hair up and made hime look like deku from my hero. That was pretty much the only big disappointment from this crossover everything else was pretty faithful. Just wanted to correct Andrew as what he said didn't sit with me right. But i do agree fuck overwatch, hate the game but its hard not to play it when your friends are.

FraGSupport

2024-03-29 01:06:33 +0000 UTC

To even get the job u have to go to dealer school which the ones around me is like 1500 but u get ur money back pretty quickly use to work in a casino thought about doing its still think about it

alex mendoza

2024-03-28 23:50:15 +0000 UTC

You guys do know casino dealers get tipped very good sometimes up 2000 a night depends if they get a winner on their table they make most money out everyone besides the owners its a good job

alex mendoza

2024-03-28 23:47:58 +0000 UTC

I believe Jackson mentioned in a previous post that they plan to start those back up sometime in April. Switching Red Thread to weekly was something they wanted to get used to before adding Criminally Stupid weekly as well.

Darth Insanius

2024-03-28 19:07:41 +0000 UTC

I already miss the bonuses

Monkey d dragon deez nuts on your chin

2024-03-28 18:22:46 +0000 UTC

You've tuned into the wrong podcast. Go back 200 episodes and you'll find the same exact energy. The hypotheticals and arguments are for fun-- take the "anger" with a grain of salt: they're playing it up for the show.

beans

2024-03-28 16:56:57 +0000 UTC

I do too, I don't start acting like it's the only way I can get food. You order online groceries and prep meals at home or you face the anxiety and it gets better over time.

beans

2024-03-28 16:56:11 +0000 UTC

Maybe I’m lame, but the constant “i hate this” and yelling at clouds every episode is getting annoying

Cloud X

2024-03-28 16:40:04 +0000 UTC

Charlie can’t be fucked to come on a main episode

Thoams Wyatt

2024-03-28 11:51:12 +0000 UTC

Dibs on touching Jackson first

Quickbeamx

2024-03-28 10:09:55 +0000 UTC

Cam and Spree are fun horror influencer movies

Holden Windbigler

2024-03-28 09:42:04 +0000 UTC

Guatemala

Joxev

2024-03-28 06:24:37 +0000 UTC

exposure therapy

FatMammoth

2024-03-28 05:58:22 +0000 UTC

we’re all going to touch you Jackson

Ant

2024-03-28 02:59:09 +0000 UTC

i get addicted to anything i touch, currently folding origami because thats my latest craze, so i almost know that if i started gamboling without a limit id lose my net worth in an hour, i kinda want to go to vegas just to see what its like, but id much rather just lose all my caps in new veags

Simon Hughes

2024-03-28 02:27:59 +0000 UTC

thats a whole extra third of the show. not chump numbers

Charlotte

2024-03-28 02:11:25 +0000 UTC

I agree except for the fact that Spike/Cassidy looks terrible the rest look really good. People just want 1-1 recreations of the characters like fortnite when blizzard doesn't want to muddy the ability to easily identify characters.

Austin

2024-03-28 01:54:43 +0000 UTC

Everyone gather round to listen to Andrew pontificate.

Lou Sassle

2024-03-28 01:46:23 +0000 UTC

I disagree I hate that man

Glen Quagmire

2024-03-27 23:24:30 +0000 UTC

Of course Kaya identifies with the white man instead of his own kind. The disabled.

Fueled By Fart Porn

2024-03-27 23:14:48 +0000 UTC

I just wanted to point out that some of us are crippled by anxiety. I start shaking, sweating profusely, and feel like I can’t breathe sometimes when I’m out. Store, restaurant, it doesn’t matter. Ordering food is infinitely easier when going in myself feels like intentionally jumping off a bridge, but even picking up the order causes that anxiety. It’s just for like 30-40 seconds rather than 15-30 minutes. And that’s assuming you can drive or that the food’s near enough to walk to. Couldn’t care less about the left vs right bullshit just wanted to share another perspective

Zenrati

2024-03-27 22:39:40 +0000 UTC

Another episode of Andrew saying shit he has no idea what he’s talking about I want to clarify, I fucking hate overwatch and blizzard as a whole but I was very impressed with the Bebop collaboration the skins are the exact same from the trailer and there’s 4 not 3 skins the Ein one for ball was free by completing challenges. I’m not going to sit here though and say they are worth buying $20 each.

Gort

2024-03-27 22:30:37 +0000 UTC

Gawd andrew hates everything except food

Miguel Contreras

2024-03-27 20:34:16 +0000 UTC

For an extra 20 min?

Miguel Contreras

2024-03-27 20:31:57 +0000 UTC

Honestly its kind of nice to have Charlie not here only because half the episodes would end early because he stays extremely busy. The rest of the boys actually have time to talk about what they want to without a time constraint. Love charlie's content otherwise but thats my personal opinion

Zeraphys

2024-03-27 20:17:34 +0000 UTC

This is gonna sound kinda shitty but I think these resent episodes without Charlie are actually better than the usual videos I think because Charlie just sorda brings in internet drama rather than more interesting topic, just take that how you will

Glen Quagmire

2024-03-27 19:49:48 +0000 UTC

Another poop episode, hype!

The_Doge_God777

2024-03-27 19:28:01 +0000 UTC

That doordash/disabled take was really fucking dumb. Like, there ARE cases in between completely bed-ridden and just having no use of your legs.

DaveEvo11

2024-03-27 19:25:18 +0000 UTC

Spree is the only good movie about an influencer

jack rouse

2024-03-27 18:50:38 +0000 UTC

Exactly. These people have to be fake

Joe

2024-03-27 18:27:21 +0000 UTC

I’m a cook at a casino and we don’t have any real dealers at our casino. It’s all big digital blackjack and poker machines. When you win larger amounts of money security and one of the floor workers will come over and pay you out. Also it is very depressing in the morning. Seeing regulars is sad.

Not_Isaiah

2024-03-27 17:37:07 +0000 UTC

99% of gamblers quit right before they win big

izZzlefishy

2024-03-27 16:35:36 +0000 UTC

It would be cool to see anyone of the boys as a guest on pka. Jackson make it happen!

Satan

2024-03-27 16:27:21 +0000 UTC

Regarding the door dash part…. If reading the microwave directions and opening a box is prohibitive, how the hell do they navigate the door dash app, open the door, open the packaging and operate a fork?

Bwoods

2024-03-27 16:04:17 +0000 UTC

Woah mama! Double feature!

Nathanial Green

2024-03-27 15:51:07 +0000 UTC

He probably doesn’t have one ever since he was sent to the emergency room for having a prolapsed anus. Dude that gooch is gone you don’t know what type of extreme damage he’s done over his 40 years on earth

Satan

2024-03-27 15:42:20 +0000 UTC

You mean they're... Good enough?

Brashends Demon

2024-03-27 15:02:21 +0000 UTC

Kaya will literally believe anyone with a twitter account

Satan

2024-03-27 14:25:11 +0000 UTC

No more criminally stupid?

Not_Isaiah

2024-03-27 13:25:53 +0000 UTC

Great episode guys

beans

2024-03-27 12:40:21 +0000 UTC

I’m going to touch you Jackson

Unknown Jpeg

2024-03-27 12:27:08 +0000 UTC

Back to back shit themed episodes???

Jacob G

2024-03-27 12:23:40 +0000 UTC

You guys are alright

Martian Manfucker

2024-03-27 12:17:04 +0000 UTC

You guys should bring back penguinz0 for an episode, he was one of my favorite guests

penguinz0fanboi2780

2024-03-27 12:05:28 +0000 UTC

WORK IS GOOD TONIGHT BOYS WHOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sebastian Duran

2024-03-27 11:49:12 +0000 UTC

“You think people take out loans to play poker?” Congrats Jackson you just discovered gambling addiction😂

Waits Sharpe

2024-03-27 11:49:08 +0000 UTC

jackson im gonna touch you

Kirby Slaughter

2024-03-27 11:48:47 +0000 UTC

You could definitely have a host be forgotten, especially by new fans, but the PKA community knows wings well. They still talk about him on the show sometimes because he claims they owe him money for their success after his departure, and wings just talks shit semi regularly

Vuskenicht

2024-03-27 11:14:25 +0000 UTC

Flob

Prentice

2024-03-27 11:08:52 +0000 UTC

Jackson u son a bitch. When Halo season 2 movie night!

Bilal el

2024-03-27 10:44:15 +0000 UTC

Needed this, shift was getting slow thanks guys!

Naomi

2024-03-27 10:38:36 +0000 UTC

Thanks Jackson

Bigbuffa

2024-03-27 10:37:02 +0000 UTC

im about to bet my entire life savings on red and the only thing that can stop me is charlie being present this episode

cas.ko

2024-03-27 10:37:01 +0000 UTC

4th

harry girven

2024-03-27 10:35:56 +0000 UTC

Show us Kayas gooch pls

Tr3yta

2024-03-27 10:35:46 +0000 UTC

Two episodes to listen today, we getting fed good

Damian Cylkaa

2024-03-27 10:35:45 +0000 UTC

I love you jackson

toxysalamander HD

2024-03-27 10:35:22 +0000 UTC

382: Defecating at Casinos

Comments

The “charlie never existed” bit at the beginning is crazy now knowing he leaves 17 episodes later lol

How about we just don’t try and control peoples language?

Stop being a pussy bro idk what to tell you 🙄 I've been taking anti anxiety meds for years and all I wanna do is hide in my house all day, but I still got bills to pay and shit to do. That's not a healthy way to think and live.

Bruh I got told Native American was too broad and offensive so American Indian was the right term im just not referring to yall at this point 💀

No its pretty much just that word :) and I know he wasn't being offensive, I didn't mean to come across like that. Again, it's not an appropriate term because we are not Indian, not even close to India lol. Love you Andrew

In 10 years you'll come back and correct him to say American of the Native Regions. He obviously wasn't being offensive.

Hey Andrew, we are not Indians we are Native Americans. Indian is not an appropriate term anymore. Despite whats in our legislation, where I live its considered an offensive slur. I just thought I would let you know :)

Wait Deadstream is actually a funny movie though bc it’s making fun of those bad influencer movies lol

Any way maybe i could tune into something that involves Kaya and Andrew interacting? You guys seem like such a particular duo and I’ve grown accustomed to leaning towards Charlie and Jackson. Thank you.

just as jackson brings up boogie every so often, andrew cant get his mind off of post malone in magic lmao

Darn, I wanted first touch

Yea i know that’s essentially what the podcast is, but personally there are some episodes like this where there is not really any humor or entertainment in it, it’s literally just bitching and moaning

yeah but in that instance you would have a carer… if you can afford doordash every single day than you can afford a carer

Exposure therapy and medication

You should totally start watching Lego ninjago masters of spinjizu, it will get Jackson back into legos

The literal first sentence is me saying i put it into a website. Are you retarded

The ai transcribed it, not you...

I can say that pretty much the oly time I uber eats anything is when I'm drunk at 2 in the morning or when me and my fiancé get home after being out and about for 20+ hours and we're exhausted and don't wanna cook, So maybe like once a month in short

To even get the job u have to go to dealer school which the ones around me is like 1500 but u get ur money back pretty quickly use to work in a casino thought about doing its still think about it

You guys do know casino dealers get tipped very good sometimes up 2000 a night depends if they get a winner on their table they make most money out everyone besides the owners its a good job

I believe Jackson mentioned in a previous post that they plan to start those back up sometime in April. Switching Red Thread to weekly was something they wanted to get used to before adding Criminally Stupid weekly as well.

I already miss the bonuses

You've tuned into the wrong podcast. Go back 200 episodes and you'll find the same exact energy. The hypotheticals and arguments are for fun-- take the "anger" with a grain of salt: they're playing it up for the show.

I do too, I don't start acting like it's the only way I can get food. You order online groceries and prep meals at home or you face the anxiety and it gets better over time.

Maybe I’m lame, but the constant “i hate this” and yelling at clouds every episode is getting annoying

Charlie can’t be fucked to come on a main episode

Dibs on touching Jackson first

Cam and Spree are fun horror influencer movies

Guatemala

exposure therapy

we’re all going to touch you Jackson

i get addicted to anything i touch, currently folding origami because thats my latest craze, so i almost know that if i started gamboling without a limit id lose my net worth in an hour, i kinda want to go to vegas just to see what its like, but id much rather just lose all my caps in new veags

thats a whole extra third of the show. not chump numbers

I agree except for the fact that Spike/Cassidy looks terrible the rest look really good. People just want 1-1 recreations of the characters like fortnite when blizzard doesn't want to muddy the ability to easily identify characters.

Everyone gather round to listen to Andrew pontificate.

I disagree I hate that man

Of course Kaya identifies with the white man instead of his own kind. The disabled.

Gawd andrew hates everything except food

For an extra 20 min?

Honestly its kind of nice to have Charlie not here only because half the episodes would end early because he stays extremely busy. The rest of the boys actually have time to talk about what they want to without a time constraint. Love charlie's content otherwise but thats my personal opinion

This is gonna sound kinda shitty but I think these resent episodes without Charlie are actually better than the usual videos I think because Charlie just sorda brings in internet drama rather than more interesting topic, just take that how you will

Another poop episode, hype!

That doordash/disabled take was really fucking dumb. Like, there ARE cases in between completely bed-ridden and just having no use of your legs.

Spree is the only good movie about an influencer

Exactly. These people have to be fake

99% of gamblers quit right before they win big

It would be cool to see anyone of the boys as a guest on pka. Jackson make it happen!

Regarding the door dash part…. If reading the microwave directions and opening a box is prohibitive, how the hell do they navigate the door dash app, open the door, open the packaging and operate a fork?

Woah mama! Double feature!

He probably doesn’t have one ever since he was sent to the emergency room for having a prolapsed anus. Dude that gooch is gone you don’t know what type of extreme damage he’s done over his 40 years on earth

You mean they're... Good enough?

Kaya will literally believe anyone with a twitter account

No more criminally stupid?

Great episode guys

I’m going to touch you Jackson

Back to back shit themed episodes???

You guys are alright

You guys should bring back penguinz0 for an episode, he was one of my favorite guests

WORK IS GOOD TONIGHT BOYS WHOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

“You think people take out loans to play poker?” Congrats Jackson you just discovered gambling addiction😂

jackson im gonna touch you

You could definitely have a host be forgotten, especially by new fans, but the PKA community knows wings well. They still talk about him on the show sometimes because he claims they owe him money for their success after his departure, and wings just talks shit semi regularly

Flob

Jackson u son a bitch. When Halo season 2 movie night!

Needed this, shift was getting slow thanks guys!

Thanks Jackson

im about to bet my entire life savings on red and the only thing that can stop me is charlie being present this episode

4th

Show us Kayas gooch pls

Two episodes to listen today, we getting fed good

I love you jackson

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