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The Official Podcast #394 - The Inner Sanctum Plan

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Because it never snows in Texas. The average winter temperature in that state is like 50° Fahrenheit. So yeah, obviously a little snow becomes a big issue as people in southern states often don't even bother purchasing four wheel drive cars. It is an extremely different, very warm climate, and there is zero reason to take precaution for snow because it virtually never happens, nevermind accumulates. You live in Norway, where like the more northern US, snow is a given. And like the northern US, it's no big issue because they've adapted. Totally different. The argument against parts of Europe here is the fact that they routinely have moderately warm and very muggy weather, it is a constant complaint, yet there's a million things they can be doing to make it more tolerable. And they often don't.

Roman Achille

There actually was a rape scene in MG ground zeroes (kinda it’s on audio tapes and it cuts right as the rape happens but the build up is still incredibly uncomfortable)

TheKhiGuy

It seems like you guys don’t use your technology because it becomes a problem every time it snow a little

Johannes Kransvik

So they’re the same as all of the EU?

scooter

So funny seeing all these butthurt Europeans coming out of the woodwork because the boys actually said something negative about the EU instead of just normally shitting on anything in the US. Doesn’t feel great does it?

scooter

Ahhh yes any criticism of Europe must be because he wants Americans to like him. Even though Kaya literally backed up his opinions by moving to the US.

scooter

Wtf does snow in Texas have to do with technology? You don’t think America has the technology to clear snow? You literally didn’t make a point. Wow you walk in 2m snow, Europe must be ahead of everyone else in technology!

scooter

you guys should talk about the star wars acolyte series

Ilias Smith

“It’s up there with the word ‘the’” May be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on the podcast

Phillip Motsinger II

Love the idea of episode ratings. Thanks! -J

The Boys

I am not defending Europe, but it’s funny listening to the Americans/ Australian talk about the technology problem in Europe, meanwhile in Texas they have a huge problem with a few centimeters of snow lol. Call us babies, but in Norway, but we walk to school with 1-2m snow

Johannes Kransvik

Episode Rating - B- Felt like a bit of a rehash in the beginning and was sort of stale until you guys switched to newer fresher subjects such as the sanctum and from that point on

Willoughby

UK heat is way different to Aussie heat imi

Kurt Boyd

Afl is way better than nrl

Kurt Boyd

You should talk about the new Metroid prime next episode

Sigma, Kell of Rizz

Live footage of Jackson being tag-teamed by a rugby team of big burly men. Be sure to tune in, you're not gonna want to miss it.

Lou Sassle

That's an opinion to have, it's too bad it has nothing to do with the comment of the hilarity of wanting certain games like dragon age that have changed with every release to not want to change, and have other games like far cry or fallout need to change

Elijah Ball

Dragon age fans weren't asking for the exact same game as origins, rather a modernized take on the series with the scope and visuals that new tech allows for. It's just that what they got looks like such a departure from the previous games both visually and tonally that it's lost its identity. They might as well have made a new ip because whats been shown of veilguard looks nothing like what the actual fans of the series were yearning for. From my perspective it seems as though the current team at Bioware has no love for the series. In conclusion I think the criticism for what's been shown of the new game is reasonable.

Lou Sassle

Do one second of research. Google is free. Just type in average price of air conditioning in the uk. Even the lowest, least effective tier is at the very least £500 per room.

Luke Seth

Go back and listen to early episodes. Kaya usually makes a point not to talk about video games. And if they did it wasn’t for half an episode. If that was the case I assure you I wouldn’t have stayed a listener for so long.

Roger Cruz

Dude talking about games has always been the number one recurring theme of this podcast since it's inception. If you haven't come to that realization yet I don't know what to tell you.

Lou Sassle

Cope is all this is. Some places in Florida average at a 90% humidity while seeing many days a year over 90F. Those are fucking miserably conditions no matter where you are and people who live in those places just deal with it. Plus the Sun is more direct in Florida so if anything it'd feel worse there. The south of UK maybe sees anything comparable to that once a year. I live in a place that will on rare occasions see 100F+ with 90+ humidity in the summer while seeing 50F below zero in the winter, and we just deal with it. The houses where I live are objectively build to store heat even moreso than European houses yet we're still able to make it comfortable in the height of summer with portable ac units. I ain't that bad. I think Andrew was right when he said Europeans just like to bitch and complain about Americans.

Lou Sassle

The humidity and heat you have in Europe will never compare to parts of the southern US, not even close. Either way it can be miserable. Where tf you looking at acs for thousands of euros lol

Lou Sassle

Australia and parts of America are practically always hot except for the 10% of the year where it isn't.

izZzlefishy

Do the fellas not understand there's no need to install AC into every European house when we only need to use them for like <5% of the year especially for Ireland and the UK. Such a waste of resources unless they're trolling😭

Frankie

I am NOT naked right now

Alex Bryda

Fucking Canadians ruining everything once again

MeMEGoingGreen

Ackthually, soccer, American football, and rugby all came from the same sport. Soccer comes from shortening the name association football. And the American Football we know is actually a descendant of Canadian Football.

Jackson Clarke’s Right Hand

Also, in Bristol it rarely drops to below 80% humidity in heat

TheFan

American's tend to think that the cost of utilities is matched in other countries. People can barely afford to heat central heating units in the UK. The price to run AC (if it even worked in our houses) could be the difference of feeding your kids.

TheFan

I'm probably coping but i have to at least give dragon age 4 a chance. They set up the next game so well at the end of inquisition... after a 10 year wait i have to hold on to some kind of hope

Testing

The British are fags bro.airplanes In Ireland are still made of mud and hay and they are still cooler than the british

cole

air conditioners dont work well in our homes, they just push the heat around rather than ciruclate them out. And the cost of them is worse here. If it was that easy we'd be doing it ffs.

GTFYU1IW

Definitely . They were also saying that every game is going too cartoonish and Andrew randomly starts ranting that every game is trying to be too realistic.

Monochrome Rainbow

I’m in Seattle and fucking freezing. I dream of the fr*nch’s weather.

Chuck_sticks

Still more impressive than any other European “power”

Thoams Wyatt

BIG emphasis on the "had". Nowadays, all they have left are delusions of grandeur.

Joe Momma

Nah they kinda had like the most impressive empire the world has ever seen and some of the coolest warrior kings throughout history

Thoams Wyatt

The only "cool" thing about the english is their weather.

Joe Momma

The English are the only slightly cool Europeans

Thoams Wyatt

Btw Kaya is wrong about so many things about Europeans - except for when talking about the English. Fuck the English!

Joe Momma

I'm from europe, too. I bought a mobile ac a few years ago since I live in the highest story in my building as well. It is a fucking godsend. BUT every person 40+ that sees it is complaining because apparently 1. how can I do that to the environment and 2. how can I pay that much money for electricity. Bitch, I'd much rather pay an extra 10€ a month in electricity than have a room temperature of 35°C+ (95°F) all summer long!

Joe Momma

I've lived in Florida and South of UK. The heat in the US is just different. 40C in Florida feels a lot more tolerable than 25C in UK

TheFan

200 year old building in america is old but not 1400 pub that's still standinu old

Jörundur Trausatson

I'm in the UK and it was fine to be honest. I live in a 70 year old house and it's just made to trap heat cus in England it's literally winter 80% of the year, so it's better to have houses built this way. But for the summer? We've bought AC and we're fine 😂 it's just that AC is extortionate here to have it fitted in your house because nobody does it and I don't understand why either. But again, the news saying we're all moaning is completely untrue. You should know not to believe journalists by now! Most Brits were enjoying the sun 😂

Chloe Purcell

I live in the US and it's 90° F and over this week. So 32° C and over. I didn't even install my air conditioner yet. My house doesn't trap heat horrendously but it is extremely old ( like 300 years old and can easily support AC units). Complaining about 70 degree heat is absolutely wild.

Roman Achille

Ik, it’s the same “back in my day” take on games. Gets repetitive

KameCold

Don’t ever come at southerns with “ohh it’s so humid” bro everyday in the south in summer it is 80% humidity 90 degrees F get an air conditioner

Thoams Wyatt

I found my air conditioner for $40 on fb marketplace

Roburt

As a fellow european Kaya’s opinion on the uk heatwave disgusts me. Selling out us Europeans to gain a small amount of favour with the Americans. Not everyone has hundreds/thousands of euros to spare, we cannot afford AC. Our weather is humid and out homes trap heat it will never be comparable to American heat.

Luke Seth

The pads on football players = it’s a safer game has been proven wrong a bunch of times. Yes there is protection, but football players are larger, and hit each other with all their strength every 20-30 seconds. I’m not saying rugby isn’t tough, cuz they’d all wreck me. But football is absolutely a more brutal sport.

Toothless

Jackson looks like Mike Glennon

Fueled By Fart Porn

why is it

Bryant Gutierrez

no way lol

Bryant Gutierrez

The regular episode have been consistently fun for a long time now, thanks guys, really helps make my days at work a bit better

Not Spider-Man

I feel Charlie and Andrew, I’m in Florida and I work as a welder. Heat is brutal, only 6 more months though :) Also, Jackson, please install a one way mirror in your bathroom so we can all see you get oiled up in a thong. Fair is fair. I miss Doug, and Josh Pallalt, I hope they visit again soon. I love the show, keep up the good work boys, you get me through my sweaty sweaty work days. Also, please do a LionMaker on Podophiles, he was the first big Minecrafter to truly love “minors.” And when Bigfoot red thread? I miss him.

Twocan

😴 wake me up when they stop talking about video games

Roger Cruz

Didn't in a previous episode they said they wouldn't mind if all new games released under Fortnite? Now they're complaining new games look like Fortnite?

KarbonRanger

Unlock the prepost shows or at least tell me to go fuck myself

p

Jackson how could you let the boys out heat you on the weather debate, cricket players play 8 hours in a test match in 40+ degree heat

Shadofeelz

Lovin the rugba league talk

Harrison Coy

It's legit 96 degrees rn for me. UK is weak.

TheNommerz

fuck you kaya letme on next episode to defend the EU.

xBooMz

Andrew coming in like a patriot to say "that's why it's called AMERICAN football" even though rugby came first is classic

Jaro Pennanen

Funniest thing about talking about heatwave it’s currently hotter in my hometown in Pennsylvania than Miami Florida

Aaron Schrack

Lmao UK pussies I work outside it’s 90 degrees with 80 percent humidity

Max christensen

Europeans love to go on vacation in the US (CA especially) then love to bitch about how they cant walk everywhere and will be walking on one lane bridges on backroads then proceed look at the locals like were retarded. they just love to complain

assclown

As opposed to the rest of Europe?

Grelk

I can already hear Andrew if kojima made Detroit become human: “such scathing political commentary daddy Kojima!” “I was enthralled the entire time.”

Thoams Wyatt

Or the cubs

CaptianMex1C0

It's funny how Andrew brought up Kojima doing a r*pe scene and didn't bring up the scene where Quiet was "killed" by a soldier and was almost assaulted afterwards.

Chimera

old men yell at art style

Hanni

Thank you for your service

Pubert

lmao. at least my fat ass american blubber keeps me warm in winter

galileeo

nvm i just like complaining, just realised

Cyonated

UK isn't in European anymore, UK is just an island of crybabies

Naomi

why is there this thing of Europeans hating air conditioning, that is not a thing at all. It’s just expensive

Cyonated

I think for the 400 episode y’all she get oiled up

Jacob Johnson

They put a snuke in that girl????

Sethisevilone02

I do have to point out with the whole dragon age thing that depending on the game apparently you get roasted for trying something new or not trying to do something different just depending on what they like.

Elijah Ball

I'm from eu and after lisening to you podcast i'm seething its 24°C.

Geralt

state of the game industry #73

Cyonated

I live in the uk and I think the thing that makes Americans think we are melting away is the fact the news will have nothing to report about so they say it’s a heatwave and exaggerate everything but when it’s 27°C everyone’s loving it. I work at a pool and I’m pretty sure the only people moaning when its hot is us because the humidity is ridiculous at an indoor pool. Everyone else drinking sunbathing and having a great time I was a bit annoyed but then it clicked that its not like they are hearing from us its from bored journalists

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Bruce

Jackson just wanna let you know I'm getting some mad gambit wins for the official clan I got dredgen gilded to 12 week one of TFS just for you

Lentchunk

Nah, go ahead Kaya lump yourself in with us Americans. You are civilized unlike those europeans

SpectreMk2

I dont know what you guys are on about i live in hungary and generally we have AC and dont rly care about what others do

Lengyel071

Kaya comes in swinging with the retarded takes here.

Thaddeus Tobin

is there not literally a team called the miami dolphins tho

rn

I think this episode should be called "Bomb Vagina Man" just to confuse the Spotify/Youtube frogs.

MeMEGoingGreen

Jackson acting like females in games being over sexual is taboo now has obviously not been paying attention to games lately did we forget about stellar blade?

LordDragon420Nuts

Tbf Quiet was a "big controversy" when MGS5 was released and no one really cares nowadays, that should indicate how much sway media has on such controversies like that lol

xnighttripperx

Anything big happening for 400?

Fabian

It’s midnight and i work at 7 am i need sleep

jonny br

Someone buy that cheetah poster I can't wait to hear someone bought it

LordDragon420Nuts

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