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Red Thread #25 - The Chicago Tylenol Murders

"1000 ways to kill Jackson"

Show Notes: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OI8ZHOOga7-q-XmLOOYYHXFSFIKzpvvh/view?usp=sharing

Red Thread #25 - The Chicago Tylenol Murders

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It took me this long to find you but I did find you

pinheadlarry

And I'm in lm in your walls

pinheadlarry

It's ok mate. You don't have to be scared. It's just the metric system

Quickbeamx

I worked at this Walgreens. My manager spoke to the guy

Robbie G

As an American it hurts too lol

Patrick Kelly

Agreed, I wouldn't eat anything mixed with shit either.

Little Lacie

It'd be cool to explore Australian, or other contries crypitdis and conspiracies! Loving the show boys!

Jakub Zolnik

As an Aussie, hearing Wendigoon call Kilometres “Kigs” was hard to listen to, much love though

Jacob Lee

Jackson is actually from Houston, Texas confirmed

Big Grease

Jackson, for the love of God purchase a pill cutter. Please stop chewing your pills. Also, please be very careful with some pills as some are not designed to be chewed or cut down as they are slow release pills which means they are multi layered. If you chew one of those you are getting the whole dose immediately which is dangerous. Using a pill cutter will make them smaller to take. Also if you are taking too much water while trying to take down pills that just makes it worse. Pills go in, some water, head back, swallow while bringing your head back down. Start with small pieces and work your way up. I am sure it's psychological for you.

dyslexicanaboko

They should do an entire episode !!

joe guevara

Pretty sure they’ve discussed it at some point.

Western Philosopher

I wonder why there hasn’t been a red thread episode about killdozer. Then I remember Jackson is Australian and probably isn’t privy to that absolute legend Guys Let’s killdozer on Jackson’s radar

joe guevara

night nurse has promethazine in it and it's OTC the Brits are on a different level i suppose

Rhys

Jackson's intros are always so well written. write a novel jackson.

Jayson Harper

I feel like the killings were so impersonal that they didn't hit the spot like he or she wanted them to so he just said "fuck it I quit"

TYRONIUS

If only Jackson didn't learn about the almonds.... Guess I'll have to cancel on shipping them now

Anticupid

Btw Jackson, chewing up painkillers in pill form can be pretty bad for your liver. You’re absorbing the dose faster than you’re meant to. This is especially true if the pill has some kind of coating, because that means it’s supposed to be a slow release. It’ll also usually wear off faster if you absorb the whole dose instantaneously. Just because Dr. House does it with his Vicodin and it looks cool doesn’t mean you should imitate him. Dissolve it under your tongue or shove it up the other end if you have to, but please don’t chew it.

Western Philosopher

Guy consumed nothing but peaches and coffee? If the cyanide pill hadn’t killed him, he was fixin to diarrhea himself to death.

Western Philosopher

it might make it easier but popping a capsule open and mixing it with shit isn’t always the right way of taking those pills, Jackson you silly goose

alexhasarrived

Wendigoon abbreviating "kg" is adorable 🤣

Thaddeus Tobin

Both apple and apricot seeds have cyanide present

bigwilly

Opening is scary as someone who can't sleep and gets chronic migraines

Maxwell Morgan

I live in the north Chicago area so it’s crazy to hear about this happening near my home

Christopher Milam

I’m inside his pants

Jackson Clarke’s Right Hand

great episode guys, i’m now scared to consume anything shelf bought. keep up the good work!

Libby McLaren

Life hack for Jackson: grab a spoon full of pudding, hell even apple sauce. Burrow the pill into the spoon full so its outta sight. Put it in mouth, then swallow. My ma used to do it when i was a wee baby when i was prescribed pills. Worked wonders 🤙

Claptain Cheeks

This episode was fantastic, i had no real knowledge of this besides the whole icream tiktok debacle a few years ago. I really like the tangents, too. Y’all are doing great, special thanks to Jackson and MrsJackson’sGirlfriend. Fantastic as always. My only two requests are: please make an episode that southern moms could really fuck with. I wanna get mine involved in this cult, because we need to have global dominance. Also, Jackson, please come over I made you an apple and peach and almond pie. I only trust your tastebuds, you are the ultimate judge. Thanks pookies, see you next time for TOP or Criminally Stupid

Twocan

Needa cheesey potato burrito rn (potato hash browns) with added onion slices, bacon, topped with chipotle sauce. Don't knock it till you try it

Alex Bryda

Also this is why you should not burn plastics as they may contain nitrates and create cyanide during combustion.

Liam Stevens-Holeman

I'm a paramedic and something that is important to note is that cyanide is created as a product of the incomplete combustion of plastics. Because of this we often have to treat house fire victims for cyanide exposure, fortunately there is a treatment for cyanide exposure it's an IV drug cocktail of amyl nitrite, sodium nitrite, and sodium thiosulfate followed by vitamin B12 (yes the same B12 that's in energy drinks) and simple high flow oxygen.

Liam Stevens-Holeman

I find it funny that Jackson states he knows nothing about the consumption of drugs, and then he is told cough syrup contains benzos (they contain opiates) and then they compare it to night nurse lol. He knows just as little about drug consumption now than he did before, in fact just misinformation

Zackery Wells

this is interesting and educative but holy shit its deppresing this is the most tramadic by far such inoccent lives lost good ep though

BroFist

Dude got addicted to night nurse a loooong while back he’s still into it all this time later

Mark

There are many accounts of rulers who will poison themselves and go crazy especially with mercury Ivan the terrible is one of the best examples that dude was fucking nuts

Thoams Wyatt

Chewing pills that aren't chewable isn't good, it can change how the work

ZombieWolf2508

I eat an apple a day and each one has 8-12 seeds you can get enough in 2 weeks and I think it turns into potassium cyanide which is the deadlier version.

Mack Ryan

an hour thirty five, i always love that these episodes can be up to two hours long

WheatiestBoy

Don't worry, me too. It was cathartic to write about. -J

The Boys

Enough of this! Jackson i cant swallow pills either

Pippy Pop

Idk if you tried this jackson but try looking down as far as possible then try swallowing thats how you open your throat not looking up

Thegreatbio

Damn I have severe chronic migraines and that opening really hit hard 😭

Jacob G

And that bottle was night nurse

larry snurtis

Thanks Jackson!

Truck MAN

Jackson im inside your walls

BIRB

Adam Janus’s parents could have really done him dirty with a last name like that

Bruce

You know what, fuck you @Unknown Jpeg, do you think I will let you touch Jackson without MY permission first? You have been mistaken my friend for I am the only one allowed to touch him, tickle his feet, and sing him sweet lullabies into the late dark night. For it is me that gets his attention not you goons! For it is me he wants to be with! I SAY IT ONE MORE TIME SIR! FUCK YOU!

Bruce

this episode i learned that me and jackson weigh the exact same

cryptorchid

I’m going to touch you Jackson

Unknown Jpeg

Baby is crying, the boys are posting, life is gooding.

Tim Wilkerson

Am good boy give like please?

Keegan

HELLOOOO HEHEH HELOOO HEY WHATS UP HELLOO WHATS UP! HELLO MY TWO DADDIES HELOOO

Nathanial Green

1000 ways to touch jackson

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