Keep Clearing Out the Yahoo! Archive
It's amazing how lo-res some of these are! I am sorry, I can't imagine how anyone ever even was able to read some of these back in the day!
2023-05-05 03:29:42 +0000 UTC View Post
It's amazing how lo-res some of these are! I am sorry, I can't imagine how anyone ever even was able to read some of these back in the day!
2023-05-05 03:29:42 +0000 UTC View PostAaron was enjoying the new nightly street market opened in his city, but he became annoyed when a woman approached him. She looked to be in tough shape, strung out on some god-forsaken drug. He tried to brush her off, but she wouldn’t leave him alone.
“For $5, you can have this body,”...
2023-05-04 02:14:27 +0000 UTC View PostThis is absolutely one of the more ridiculous captions I have made. Possibly the point of stupid; maybe that's why I love it so much?
2023-04-30 20:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostHad a bit of a nervous moment today, because I almost thought I lost everything. Luckily had a backup.
2023-04-29 18:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostThese are all focused on the Great Shift (I think!)
2023-04-25 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn my Yahoo! archives, I seem to have two main batches (unless I find more). This seems to be the end of the first one. I will start with Batch 2 of the Yahoo! archives shortly (with some newer stuff sprinkled in).
2023-04-24 15:59:04 +0000 UTC View PostJackson’s rational mind was telling him to panic. He suddenly found himself sitting on the street in a bad neighborhood, there was used needles surrounding him, and the most terrifying part was that he was in someone else’s body -- the body of a woman!
However, his rational mind felt li...
2023-04-22 11:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostThese are all still from prior to 2009 or so...
2023-04-19 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostJared could see the sparkle of the Medallion of Zulu stuck between the fridge and counter. He had tried to reach something into the crack to pull it out, and he had also tried to move the fridge; he was unable to do either. Maybe if he hadn’t used the medallion to turn himself into a copy of Da...
2023-04-17 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf anyone remembers a particular caption from the past that I have made that they want to see here, feel free to shoot me a message -- I will try to find it and post it!
I got a message about a past caption that someone remembered (which I don't think was even mine), and the first image i...
Probably the oldest group of captions I have done. These are likely terrible. :P
2023-04-12 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey! There’s a cabin down this way!” Ryan shouted out to his girlfriend.
“But we need to find that strange cave!” She shouted back.
Ryan sighed, “I know we need to find the cave with that weird orb that swapped our bodies. I don’t want to be stuck in your body any longe...
2023-04-11 15:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostTed had always been very religious. He went every Sunday to church and often volunteered to help out. The only thing he struggled with was confession; he often had trouble thinking of anything sins he could even tell the priest.
Yet one day as he volunteered, Ted overheard a woman in confes...
2023-04-08 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend Robert asked me to step into the strange chamber in his basement. I asked what it did, but he only answered with the statement, “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.” I wasn’t totally sure if I could trust him, but my curiosity got the better of me. I mean, my friend had a str...
2023-04-02 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post