"Come, join us."
alternate joke
let's take ibuprofen together
alternate alternate joke
we saw you from across the bar and really dug your vibe
if you haven't read house of...
2023-10-21 23:47:38 +0000 UTC View Post
"Was the one for her mouth necessary, doctor?"
"Oh, absolutely."
i'm better now
2023-10-20 15:51:44 +0000 UTC View Post
It's research.
i very nearly skipped this one because your boy is Unwell yet again, so depending on how i feel tomorrow i may take a break. which kills me as a guy who loves a streak, but i also like to not rush a drawing because i feel like death
so. we'll see
2023-10-19 00:11:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Love doesn't believe in unflattering angles.
yeah yeah this one's a rerun of an older max and mortis drawing. i was sick today!! i'm allowed. and i always liked that old drawing, but it was just a sketch
2023-10-17 21:44:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Please, please..."
"Not till you've swallowed it all down, Prince."
2023-10-16 22:09:17 +0000 UTC View Post
so while i was away on vacation i started writing a book centering around romick, which is going to be structured as 4 vignettes taking place in a day in his wizard tower, from the povs of the people he makes use of in his sexy magic research. and given i have a bunch of fantasy characters alread...
2023-10-15 21:41:36 +0000 UTC View Post
"I hoped I'd see you here again."
i'm back from vacation! and i did in fact have a good time. i actually got to hang out with rl monroe, the writer of dogs at duskfall! a great trip
2023-10-15 19:11:41 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oops."
and that's the last of what i had scheduled! if nothing went disastrously wrong i'm headed home today after what was surely a great and restful vacation. i have no idea i'm writing this on the 6th.
see you tomorrow?? probably??
2023-10-14 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Nothing like pondering the ol' orb while the kids are away.
jerund does not have wizard beard pubes. now you all know
2023-10-13 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
i don't have a cute narrative for this one. it's actually a reference to a late 18th century print, "Client Lubricating a Prostitute" by Kitagawa Utamoro. if you ever googled homosexuality in japan, it's the picture on the wiki for it lol
2023-10-12 21:00:02 +0000 UTC
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This is what passes for vampire entertainment...?
i wish these weren't one after the other in the order lol, but it still counts as not repeating pairings!! conrad is here this time
2023-10-11 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
In the boudoir of the Countess...
the original sketch for this didn't have cygnet in it, it was Just countess gerhardt, but i couldn't leave her out
2023-10-10 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"I missed your smell."
i'm sure you all missed the dogs too. johnny/mateo otp
2023-10-09 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If she'll whore for a dragon, she'll whore for a knight.
this one's my favorite of the bunch so far. i'd been wanting to draw something like it for a while and finally had an excuse~
2023-10-08 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It was strange, so strange. He wasn't there, but the slick heat of his tongue radiated all the same.
some of you guys already saw this a few days ago because patreon's stupid fuckin system undid my attempt to schedule it and just posted it instantly instead. that sure would be an e...
2023-10-07 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What to do with this silly little unicorn this time...
it's laurestine! i haven't drawn her since february, and before that i hadn't drawn her since last november. missed my pretty girl
so you guys like. really really like romick huh. like Really like him. lmao
since i'm going on vacation tomorrow i'm going to let the poll run for the full week i'm gone rather than just the weekend. may the best romick win
2023-10-06 16:12:30 +0000 UTC View Post
"I told you, no one can see us."
it makes me insane that they broke text formatting. like i can Do it in the editor, but none of it displays. i want my contextual story bits to be italicized got damn it.
"You'll wanna be good n' wet for this."
dude i hate new patreon. this shit sucks. they made it so it takes clicking through two pages to upload something when it only used to take one. why do websites keep thinking it's a good idea to make me click more shit and load more pages. 2023-10-04 16:56:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"It's five points for a nipple. Ten points for their pussy."
this was originally going to be chique trapped by some sort of slime creature, but i had the idea of the bars and being looked down on, and it didn't look as good without the slime stalagtites. so.
look don't ...
2023-10-03 18:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How did you manage this? You aren't even on Monsterfuck Mountain yet, this is just the road there! You're a truly awful mage.
good news, gundrid did not burn the goblin gang to a crisp. or maybe this took place before that event. who can say.
a good handful of these are going...
2023-10-02 19:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
She hoped they could hear her squeals all the way down in the village, that they would come running and see!
that's right babie we're doing kinktober. no guarantees i actually post one a day or make it through the whole thing, but i Did plan out what i'll be doing for all the promp...
2023-10-01 16:16:47 +0000 UTC View Post
He snaps his fingers and points at it. He doesn't need to ask.
i spent today finishing the first 3 kinktober prompts and they all Rule but it gave me Poster's Brain where it made me crazy i did all that drawing and didn't actually post any of it. even if they're just going to be po...
2023-09-30 21:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post
"Quiet yourself. You're distracting from my book."
"Yes, master."
romick doesn't think of the doll as anything more than that: a doll. a mindless plaything, a servant, something to ride his cock when he's bored. there are thoughts inside that pretty head, bu...
2023-09-28 22:30:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"She does good work collecting samples. You almost wouldn't believe she's porcelain."
also introducing romick's doll, an animated--you guessed it--doll who lives only to serve him. she's meant to be mindless, but over time, some life has crept in... yet there is still nowhere else ...
2023-09-28 00:48:33 +0000 UTC View Post
How convenient that you wear your own weakness around your neck.
gundrid's turn
2023-09-27 15:02:18 +0000 UTC View Post
You fuck elves make it so easy.
introducing romick, a wizard i designed a couple weeks ago and then did nothing with. i wanted him as an alternative to jerund for wizard sex stuff, since it's not really jerund's thing but he was the only wizard i had at the time
anyw...
2023-09-26 23:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post
i WANTED to draw riffin giving him a standing bj because the height difference is so huge but the pose looked stupid as hell. so a classic bj for the big boy
with astarion's permission, of course
2023-09-25 22:51:27 +0000 UTC View Post
despite all the revisions, starbuster is still the coming through your clothes book
2023-09-22 19:17:59 +0000 UTC View Post
still working on this novel!! 100% of the reason i don't draw them very often is that tom (left) is super hard to draw for me, between having a beard, an adult haircut, and a non-twink physique. i struggle every day
i've reached the second horny scene in my rewrites, which originally took p...
2023-09-19 19:26:39 +0000 UTC View Post