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June Release Update (2)

And we are officially back on the Hogwarts Express tracks!

Mover/Shaker Step 9 is out as Uki begins the new leg of his journey in the next arc of the series!


The filming for Half Blood Prince has officially wrapped, and in the freshly released IoTV! Chapters 36.5,37, and 37.5 ...

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Chapter 37.5: Dance Dance Retribution 

Chapter 37.5: Dance Dance Retribution 

Jack Black’s Home, Beachwood California. May 2008.

“Sing from your diaphragm, Bas baby. You gotta - waaAAH - let it out!” Jack Black’s backyard was about as open as it gets. Yet somehow, despite that...

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Chapter 37: Keeping Tabs

Chapter 37: Keeping Tabs

Production Office, Leavesden. April 2008.

Never did I believe that so far away from my schooling years that I’d be back in the principal’s office awaiting correction.

David Heyman’s warm woody office was replaced b...

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Chapter 36.5: Cockroach Spray

Chapter 36.5: Cockroach Spray

The Automat, London. April 2008.

The American housing market had crashed out, and the nervous bobblehead I’d employed as my financial manager, Ben Wyatt, had cashed in.

Busy as I was, we’d yet to go into the ful...

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9th Move: Juggling Relationships

9th Move: Juggling Relationships

Violet City Gym

At this moment, I am euphoric, not because I have seized victory, but because I am basking in my opponent’s misery.

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Release Update June (1)

Tardy to the party, but the music's still pumping!

Apologies for the slight delay this week. Writer's block had turned me into a blockhead, but I beat my head against that brick wall long enough to get the newest batch out as I promised!

Mover/Shaker Step 8 - Uki takes his first ste...

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Chapter 36: Keeping Mum

Chapter 36: Keeping Mum

Cardiff, Wales. March 2 2008.

The wheels on the bus went crunch as it drove over the gravel driveway of the manor. With a whiny crank and steamy hiss, it came just a few meters away from the entrance of&nbs...

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Chapter 35.5: I’d Like to Spank the Academy

Chapter 35.5: I’d Like to Spank the Academy

Kodak Theatre, Hollywood. February 2008.

The glam! The glitz! A red sea littered with stars as far as I could spit. 

Not that I would since several thousand lenses that would catch any glob of s...

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Chapter 35: HeartFelt(on) Apology

Chapter 35: HeartFelt(on) Apology

Leavesden Studios, UK. January 2008.

Something stank to high heaven, and it wasn’t his soggy socks. 

“Alright, gentlemen. I believe we’ve got the shot - even the one for posterity.” Tom Felton remai...

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8th Move: Zephyr

8th Move: Zephyr

Uki’s Campsite, Route 36.

As clever as I felt for coming up with alliterative, or tongue-in-cheek, or even funny punny names for the moves I create; all that work I put into training my Pokémon to use those moves goes down the dr...

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Release Update May (4)

Looks like we've finally reached the end of the month!

Mover/Shaker takes its seventh rumbling step as Uki is well under way preparing for his upcoming gym challenge.

IoTV! 33.5, 34, and 34.5 are also up and ready to read. Bas finally gets to relax a little and chooses to get his bl...

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Chapter 34.5: The Crux of it All - Part 2

Chapter 34.5: The Crux of it All - Part 2

Leavesden Studio, UK. January 2008.

There was a crack in my butt. Not just the one that ran down the middle.

Heineken owed me royalties for all the free advertising I was giving them for constantly rubbi...

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Chapter 34: The Crux of it All - Part 1

Chapter 34: The Crux of it All - Part 1

Leavesden Studios, UK. December 2007.

[Dumbledore’s circular office looked a lot neater than the last time I’d visited. Considering I’d vented my frustrations out on it, it wasn’t a surprise to me th...

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Chapter 33.5: Weasley Slashing

Chapter 33.5: Weasley Slashing

Makeup Station, Durham Cathedral. December 2007.

Love is in the air - that’s how the saying goes, but I had a unique spin on it. Love is in the hair.

That’s why David Yates’ balding scalp looked like a hairy ...

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7th Move: Fairplay

7th Move: Fairplay

Route 36 Campsite, Johto.

Falkner had whipped off his falconry gloves and whapped me across the face twice to a gym sanctioned duel.

The stakes were simple - he wins and I’m forced to abandon my Pokédollar printi...

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Release Update May (3)

Whoops! Almost forgot to do one of these this week!

As an apology I'm uploading the latest chapter of Mover/Shaker after this post to continue Uki's Pokemon journey.

Three more chapters of IoTV! are slated for release this week from now till Monday. Currently chapters 32, 32.5, and ...

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Chapter 33: High Tea

Chapter 33: High Tea

Bas’ Caravan, Leavesden. November 2007.

Over the past few weeks, when I wake up in the morning, it’s usually been me grumbling at the sunlight streaming in through my window when it hurts my eyes. 

But today, instea...

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Chapter 32.5: Tele-Socio-Pathy

Chapter 32.5: Tele-Socio-Pathy

Wardrobe Department, Leavesden. November 2007.

“Would you fuck me?” Jealousy doesn’t come naturally to me, but as I stared at the shirtless hunk in the mirror, I was feeling it full force.

“Thank God you’...

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Chapter 32: The Half-Wit Ponce

Chapter 32: The Half-Wit Ponce

Leavesden Studios, UK. October 2007.

Dilemmas did diddly-squat when it came to delaying production. If the money train was full speed ahead, there wasn’t any thought going into the trolley problem. It wouldn’t matter...

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Release Update May (2)

Hello all,

IoTV! has the next three chapter 30.5, 31, and 31.5 out and ready to read. Half blood prince is having a rocky start, but the team will do their best to get it back on track. And Bas finally read the acknowledgments!

I owe an apology for Mover/Shaker unfortunately the cha...

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Chapter 31.5: Jumping the Gun, Not the Shark

Chapter 31.5: Jumping the Gun, Not the Shark

Bas’s Caravan, Leavesden. October 2007.

“Storming out like that, even choreographed, is unbecoming, Mr Rhys.”

“C’mon Cad, calling it storming out is a little ha...

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Chapter 31: Comply, Come Fly Away

Chapter 31: Comply, Come Fly Away

Leavesden Studios, UK. October 2007.

Fear wasn’t a foreign concept to me, but the circumstances that led to me living the life I did now, not to mention the extremely cushy existence I’d carved out for myself, had...

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Chapter 30.5: Boxing in the Office

Chapter 30.5: Boxing in the Office

Dunshire Equities, LA. September 2007.

“Take a seat.”

“...This is my office, Bas. You take a seat.” Would you look at that? Not only had my ever indefatigable financial advisor Ben gotten ...

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Release Update May (1)

I feel like every time I blink I'm writing another one of these.

This week just flew by.

Mover/Shaker chapter 6 is out. Uki has managed to barter better rewards from a jilted gym leader. Who will he train for his impending match and will he succeed?

IoTV! 29, 29.5, and 30 a...

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Chapter 30: Getting Lei’d 

Chapter 30: Getting Lei’d 

Hilo, Hawaii. September 2007.

The ballistic storm battering Kaua’i was ready to ebb. In around another week, there’d no longer be thunder over the tropics.

After anything and everything involving jungles, an...

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Chapter 29.5: Hawaiian Cruise

Chapter 29.5: Hawaiian Cruise

Kaua’i, Hawaii. August 2007.

Whenever the weather is on the brink of rain, a lot of us have the senses to tell that a shift is coming. Some people feel an ache in their bones and others breathe in that earthy scent of p...

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Chapter 29: Rigidity Don’t Jive

Chapter 29: Rigidity Don’t Jive

Kaua’i, Hawaii. August 2007.

I loved practical effects. CG has its place in movie making for sure, but I dreaded the day when tasteful enhancements were subsumed by the viral infection that computer graphics would i...

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6th Move: Hostile Negotiations

6th Move: Hostile Negotiations

Entertainment took many many forms in the Pokémon world. Outside of battling, there was an entire ocean of industries and fields that gained eyes and attention. 

And often with that attention came the corresponding fame and power...

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Release Update April (5)

I don't know how I've managed to fit in so many update in a single month, but I doubt anybody is complaining haha.

Another week gone and another pack of chapters are available for you at your leisure!

Mover/Shaker chapter 5 is out - Uki's recent shenanigans have potentially put him t...

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Chapter 28.5: Pineapples & Oranges

Chapter 28.5: Pineapples & Oranges

Kaua’i, Hawaii. July 2007.

My body gently swayed. I lounged in a hammock tied between two palm trees. Distant crunching and sloshing sang the siren call of a cerulean sea. But nothing could take me away from th...

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