Queenie Goldstein was starting to think she made a mistake. There was a good chance she’d made a lot of them actually. So many mistakes, in fact, that there was no way she could recover from them all.
Nurmengard Castle wasn’t what she imagined. The work Grindlewald gave her wasn’t wha...
2025-03-01 05:35:05 +0000 UTC View PostNo joke, I just totally forgot to put the oneshot poll up for this week. My bad people. Here it is now, and you've got until Tuesday at midnight to cast your votes.
2025-02-28 23:49:31 +0000 UTC View Post“So THIS is why you kids keep disappearing!” Mrs. Weasley said. “This whole time… This whole ENTIRE time…”
Harry winced. He wondered what would happen. Would she get so mad she threw him out? It was possible. Mrs. Weasley was ordinarily very kind, sometimes too kind, but she cou...
2025-02-28 04:32:22 +0000 UTC View Post“I thought the OWL was going to be harder, to be honest,” Hermione said.
“I agree. I thought they would at least get into Countermotion Charms,” said Pansy. “Flitwick had already covered everything needed. That was the easiest O I’ve ever gotten.”
“Wasn’t it just?”...
2025-02-27 05:45:34 +0000 UTC View PostThis was it. Even more than when Hermione and Ron were first pulled away by prefect duties, leaving Harry to ride the train without them for the first time, THIS was the most awkward trip Harry had ever had on the Hogwarts Express.
He looked around the cabin. Pansy was to his right, huddlin...
2025-02-25 05:34:56 +0000 UTC View PostSusan Bones had a major problem, and it all stemmed from her perfect boyfriend. He hadn’t done anything. The problem was actually about what he WOULDN’T do.
They had been dating for two whole years now. It all started when Harry came back for another year at Hogwarts, finishing his educ...
2025-02-24 04:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post“You kids behave yourselves alright?”
Mayday Parker gave Peter a big nod, while her younger brother Benjamin sniffled.
“Aw, come on, Benjy.” Peter went down on his knee, rubbing his son's back. “It’s only a camp. I’ll be picking you up before you know it.”
“I w...
2025-02-23 05:26:04 +0000 UTC View Post“Thaaat’s right folks! Who can you trust if not J. Jonah Jameson, and THIS news anchor is telling you right now, wake up! Spider-Man is a menace! He’s ruining the safety of our streets! He’s ruining the appeal of our lovely city! And mark my words, he’s not done yet. There’s nothing h...
2025-02-22 04:12:36 +0000 UTC View Post“Shizuneeeee!” Naruto said. “Stop hitting me! I yield! Yield!”
The blond boy had his arms raised while he cowered behind them. Shizune, meanwhile, had her pillow raised, delivering brutal blows with it.
Why was she doing this, behaving like a child at a sleepover? It was becau...
2025-02-21 07:16:32 +0000 UTC View PostVote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.
Previous Winner: Peter Parker/Darcy Lewis Continued
2025-02-20 05:09:06 +0000 UTC View PostHarry awoke to a warm, wet, and heavenly feeling in his crotch.
He blinked his eyes open, feeling invigorated instead of tired. He shifted in bed, raising his hips up reflexively while reaching down. He saw the blanket laid over him had been shifted, while a single girl huddled between his ...
2025-02-20 05:04:26 +0000 UTC View PostThis one is basically two days worth of chapters rolled into one. I'd love for all my chapters to be more like this length, but to keep them daily, I have to keep them shorter for now.
Harry’s instincts took over quickly, as soon as he realized Draco was going to curse him. He reco...
2025-02-18 05:57:33 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys. The next chapter of Growth Spurt is a big one, both for plot and "plot". I've been working on it all day today, but it's going to come out as about twice the length of a normal chapter, so I need an extra day to get it finished. It'll go up tomorrow!
2025-02-17 05:34:12 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about the late post. I got behind.
“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Naruto!”
Sitting at a table inside an inn near the border of Fire Country, a handsome blond grinned, sitting behind a birthday cake that had eighteen lit candles stuc...
2025-02-16 07:54:29 +0000 UTC View PostSilverware tapped against plates as four people sat around a table, eating a nutritious breakfast.
“The eggs are perfect, as usual,” Fleur said.
“Thanks, Dear,” Harry said.
Fleur leaned over, pecking his cheek. Her breath smelled of scrambled eggs, coffee, and cum....
2025-02-15 05:37:50 +0000 UTC View PostAt least once a year, ever since Harry married his gorgeous half veela wife, someone would joke that he “Must have made a deal with the devil to land that one!”
It didn’t make all that much sense to Harry. He was well aware of what a catch he had on his hands. But at the same time, he...
2025-02-14 05:06:22 +0000 UTC View PostVote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.
Previous Winner: Harry/Rias/Akeno/Fleur (Harry Potter/High School DxD)
2025-02-13 06:25:41 +0000 UTC View Post“Vacation!” Seamus Finnegan screamed, pumping his fists high into the air.
“Five points from Gryffindor!” Professor McGonagall rebuked him from the staff table. “It is too early for such nonsense.”
Seamus didn’t look upset. He just pulled large helpings of bacon and brea...
2025-02-13 03:40:06 +0000 UTC View PostSorry to be the bearer of bad news, but there won't be a chapter today. I was going to post a commission today, but it strayed a bit close to Terms of Service, and I don't want to give Patreon an excuse to F me over.
Growth Spurt will be back on Wednesday along with a new Weekly Ones...
2025-02-11 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostDarcy Lewis was smart.
She thought that people forgot this a lot, an account of her generally goofy personality, but her brain was actually extremely sharp. Darcy had also spent a significant amount of time around, let’s say, enhanced individuals.
She saw all the ways Thor was just ...
2025-02-10 04:24:40 +0000 UTC View PostDarcy Lewis didn’t enjoy the guest speaking parts of her job one bit.
It was worked into the contract of her last research deal. She thought that astrophysicists would dou, y' know, astrophysics stuff. Science, and experiments! She didn’t really imagine herself giving lectures to colleg...
2025-02-09 02:58:57 +0000 UTC View PostThe day of the fateful match between Ravenclaw and Gryffindor was not much nicer than that dreary, stormy evening had been.
It wasn’t wet, at least. There was that. But it was frigidly cold, enough to bite into their skin when the players walked onto the field, let alone when they mounted...
2025-02-08 04:08:39 +0000 UTC View PostExams for the end of the first term were approaching fast, and you could feel it all over Hogwarts. It wouldn’t be too long before Christmas Holidays came around, and everyone was gearing up for the mad rush that would precede it.
Perhaps that was why, with tensions already running high, ...
2025-02-07 03:59:51 +0000 UTC View PostVote on which pairing you would like to see me write next week.
Previous Winner: Peter Parker/Darcy Lewis... By tie-breaker. The votes were exactly the same for the Gravity Falls prompt, but I gave it to the MCU one because that one finished runner-up so many times before. 2025-02-06 04:23:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In an alternate universe Jiraiya manned up and chose to raise his godson, challenges be damned. He teaches Naruto everything that he knows, from information gathering, to ninjutsu, to women. When he returns home after his 18th birthday, Naruto is ready to take the leaf by storm. He'll be the best...
2025-02-06 03:59:55 +0000 UTC View PostAfter Xander suddenly grows into a new power, he wastes no time in putting it to use bringing Cordelia down a peg.
2025-02-04 04:06:52 +0000 UTC View PostOne week later on the dot, Harry was climbing the Astronomy Tower again, this time with a different book in hand. He was determined to be more careful with this one. The dueling book he brought to the last detention session had ended up partially ruined after Romilda squirted on its pages. Harry ...
2025-02-03 04:38:42 +0000 UTC View PostHarry checked his favorite book out from the library—a book about dueling that, although it didn’t have any spells, gave plenty of tips and tricks—and began the arduous climb up the Astronomy tower.
It was late, already evening, but he’d actually never been up there so early. Since ...
2025-02-02 03:38:31 +0000 UTC View PostRomilda had always been a girl who was confident in her looks. She didn’t think this was arrogance. She was just good to look at and always had been. No, she had never felt ugly in her life, until now.
It wasn’t that she was in a bad state. In fact, she’d never done her makeup this ca...
2025-02-01 03:55:51 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon took down this post again after like 30 minutes. I've put it up in PDF and EPub below. If you have trouble accessing these, please just leave me a message, and I can find a way to get you the story.
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