Homeless Bunny 10
I mixed up a negroni cocktail and slid it over to Roman Torchwick. Pompous asshole made me want to feed him his own hat, but he did have a solid taste in drinks. And hats. Fortuna would approve. It was a pity the man wore more eyeliner than the hyper-compe...
2024-03-23 01:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 9
"Jiii…" The single most adorable (and weaponless) grim reaper in the world stared me down as I went about making a marinade. Diced pineapple, roasted red peppers, dried tomatoes, and a host of other spices flew through the air, only to be intercepted by t...
2024-03-23 01:04:56 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 8
"It's just a weapon, brat," I told the silver-eyed brat. I regretted those words the moment they left my lips. The sheer unadulterated grief in her expression couldn't be faked. She didn't look like a huntress who'd lost her primary means of combat; she loo...
2024-03-23 01:03:21 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 7
Yang Xiao Long
‘This may have been a mistake,’ I thought as I dodged a claw swipe from the red one.
I knew a fair bit about anger and coping mechanisms; I had to with my Semblance being what it was. Dad and I burned hot, sam...
2024-03-23 01:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 6
Another three weeks passed and Junior’s club started to take on a reputation for fine dining with an ever-changing menu and nightly entertainment. Most days, the club was just that, a nightclub full of loud music and sweaty bodies. On Tuesdays and Wednesd...
2024-03-23 00:59:41 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 5
Despite the twins’ grandstanding, they had to wait a few hours for their auras to recharge. On the plus side, I finished making my ice cream. I tasted it, decided to go with the vanilla-ginger recipe, and roped the entire unpowered gang membership into st...
2024-03-23 00:59:02 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 4
“Tianyu~” I heard the twins cry out as they jumped down from the second floor. Their auras flared briefly upon landing but they didn’t care in the least. The pair rushed over to take their seats at the bar and stared eagerly at me as I made the finish...
2024-03-23 00:58:32 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 3
“Suspect is a male, rabbit faunus child with white hair and prominent ears. He assaulted two gate guards and fled into the city before losing them by hopping onto the rooftops. He is thought to be a White Fang agent and possesses a mobility-related Se...
2024-03-23 00:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 2
“Oh, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” I moaned, clutching my poor head. My own yelling sent agonizing pangs through my skull, like that fucker Surtr took a club of magically-condensed magma to my head… again…
I took a deep breath and re...
2024-03-23 00:57:29 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
Please ignore the next 7 posts as I load up on chapters for this story.
Homeless Bunny 1
I groaned pitifully. I hadn’t been in this much pain since I got the bright idea to turn the Bull of Heaven into tartare. Definit...
2024-03-23 00:56:59 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 23
Weiss Schnee
My brother was the greatest!
Not my little brother; Whitley was… problematic.
Well, kind of my little brother. Tianyu was so little even though he was older than me. Little-big brother?
Yes, that soun...
2024-03-22 15:16:44 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 17: Daphne the Drug Dealer
Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain
“I have good news and bad news,” Madam Pomfrey said. We were in her office in the hospital wing, sharing a box of her favorite scones. Most students di...
2024-03-15 13:20:06 +0000 UTC View PostLiftoff 1.13
June 2015
A crustle. A motherfucking crustle. Just when I thought things were settling down into a pattern, it turned out our food thief was a goddamn tank on stilts. How the hell had it gotten there?
No, that was the wrong question...
2024-03-11 14:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostEdit: Sorry, for those who are new, the monthly poll is your chance to influence what I write. The winner is guaranteed two chapters from me (updated Fridays).
I almost forgot to put this up. Question for you all: How would you feel about a policy to remove the last month's...
2024-03-08 14:41:45 +0000 UTC View PostAaron’s Pokemon
- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Over Easy (Egg)
Fish 4.12
Artoria
Petalburg Woods
I teleported with my sister’s ball in hand a...
2024-03-08 14:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
Here's the first of three Troll chapters owed this month. Also, I've decided to run a flash live of A Colorful Life, mostly so I can figure out how that last scene is going to go and what I need to do with the interludes. If you don't read that one, do...
2024-03-05 16:15:04 +0000 UTC View PostSpit of Spite 2.4
John Soprano
*Thwack*
The meaty sound of my shinai meeting Missy's forehead echoed in my back lot. Usually, this lot behind a restaurant was reserved for the dumpster and employee parking, but I shoved the dumpsters out into a ...
2024-03-03 02:44:48 +0000 UTC View PostRespite 8.5
2005, July 9: Nameless Village, Babylon
The farm boy was named Joseph. He liked hunting with his da’ and wished there wasn’t so much to harvest so he’d have more time to play with his brothers. He also asked a lot of questions.
Seal 4.13
Bryce Kiley
2010, November 29: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
I tried not to think about it. Damascus. Behemoth. Arsalan. Lily. Everything. It was just easier, less overwhelming, to shelve everything in a little box in my mind,...
2024-02-28 13:51:07 +0000 UTC View PostLiftoff 1.12
June 2015
The morning after, I followed Sabrina and Austin towards the caverns. Our very own Professor Kush had decided to join us after all, Spade the drilbur waddling at her heels like the most adorable murder-mole in the state. It caug...
2024-02-23 14:22:25 +0000 UTC View PostProbably going to be short but I'd like to get something on the page this month.
2024-02-19 23:06:56 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
Here’s your second poll winning chapter. Pretty much a “Meanwhile…”
Interlude 4.12.5: Sabah Azimi
Sabah Azimi
2010, November 26: Brockton Bay, NH, USA
I checked New W...
2024-02-16 13:49:46 +0000 UTC View PostHomeless Bunny 22
Tianyu Yue
“We have time for one more,” Glynda said, rolling the dice once more. On the monitor, the faces of those who’d already fought were crossed out; they couldn’t be rolled but could be challenged on a voluntary basis. ...
2024-02-14 15:59:22 +0000 UTC View PostAaron’s Pokemon
- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Unnamed (Egg)
Fish 4.11
Aaron Fulan
Petalburg Woods
I’d missed out on the evacuation notice. N...
2024-02-09 13:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 15: The Foundation
Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain
I was so caught up in answering Mr. Weasley’s famous question in art club that I missed the scheduled broom race. It was apparently three laps around the Black L...
2024-02-07 16:13:49 +0000 UTC View PostAs always, here's where you get to decide on two of my posts. And here's what all I published last month:
3: LT 8.4
5: Spoon 4.10
8: Homeless Bunny 21
9: ACL live & Holy Grill 2.1
10: ACL live
13: ACL live
15: Troll 14
19: Apocalypse 1.11
...
2024-02-02 14:37:32 +0000 UTC View PostSeal 4.12
Bryce Kiley
2010, November 27: Damascus, Syria
The battlefield fell eerily silent. Men who’d been screaming for this or that were now quiet, shocked at the rapid conclusion of this mess. Villains and heroes, civilian...
2024-02-02 14:12:47 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
I had lots of wings and wings make me happy so have a free chapter lol.
Spit of Spite 2.3
John Soprano
I ran out of the Rig like a bat out of hell, sprinting along the edge of Ig-Alima.
...
2024-01-31 18:24:53 +0000 UTC View PostPreface
I'm technically done with my commissions for the month, but I don't feel right not posting anything on a Friday. So, in the words of Rin Tohsaka, "100% MAXIMUM NO-CHILL!"
Spit of Spite 2.2
John Soprano 2024-01-26 14:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Preface
I keep forgetting to keep Patreon up to date lol. Thanks for reminding me, guys.
Here’s a recap of things Cherie’s been doing for the past few days. Felt kinda necessary all things considered. Pretty much a “meanwhile…” 2024-01-20 23:19:09 +0000 UTC View Post