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Deleted Comment: "Making Verizon Ad-Friendly"

I'm real sore about cutting this comment, so please enjoy!

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Crib Def"

In today's lesson, we see a grown man gagging while trying to do a british impression.

Plenty more where this came from

found this awesome youtube rapper and thought i'd do a whole youtube video about him. hope you bounce to this shit tonight everybody, new lesson tomorrow!

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Screaming Animals"

I've received countless emails asking me not to do a lesson on animals that are screaming. I've heard that it's overdone. That it's a grey area that should not be touched by comedians. I say to that: NEVERMORE!

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Mansplaining"

You might notice that something's different between this video and the wine spill blooper I put up earlier. See the problem is I forgot to actually make my video funny, and while I probably didn't actually solve that by going and refilming it all, at least I tricked myself into believing that second...

EtiqueExtraCrediquette: I spilled fucking wine all over my dick and butt all at once

This video tells the story of what it looks like when things behind the scenes don't go as planned! Also, 70% of all my raw footage is me adjusting my hair as you can see here.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Weed Channels"

I got so high during this lesson that I actually watched the entire Sinbad Shazaam movie in my head

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Mandela Effect"

Well shit I forgot to post this over here when I uploaded to Youtube. Sorry folks! Stay tuned for the next lesson on WEED SMOKIN

Dick Rap Track 1!

Hey guys, hope you enjoy the first of many rap songs all about different ways my dick don't work. I say first of many because I forgot to put a limit on how many of these I would do, so it looks like this is the rest of my life now and I couldn't be happier. My roommates on the other hand are fur...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Movie Trailers"

This one's really special because I finally went too far with the dog jokes and now I probably can't make dog jokes anymore for a while. Also there's a teaser for this kickstarter movie or whatever. Here's the link to that: 2017-01-20 12:36:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Learning to Hate"

Happy new year folks! I'm posting this on Erik's behalf, he still hasn't come back from his end of the year cabin trip. I'm sure we'll see him soon.

-Mark Dice

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Medical Advice"

This one has a few minutes of deleted comments, including the birth of Docta Moneystacks himself. Lemme just get over this cold and I'll pop it up here just like I popped a not when I saw Trump's cabinet picks.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Sex Ed"

I had to brush up on my sex ed knowledge while researching my first dick rap EP, and found some truly interesting revelations about the state of sex ed online. I also may have pissed off a bunch of old people.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Nice Guys"

You've probably seen this guy on your facebook feed talking about how women always pick the bad boy. Well he's right, and I'm the bad boy. 

*zooms away on a motorcycle made of women*

Doing Vice on Salvia!

So I did this thing with a show called hamilton's pharmacopeia, where they came over and interviewed me about the salvia vids I made way back when George W. Bush was still president. Remember that? Haha ahhhhh...

Anyway, here are some outtakes from the salvia vid that I filmed with them.  You...

Election Especial!

Hey guys get out there and vote as many times as you can! Magic Crystals 2016 drink melted tires everyday.

Deleted Robot Abuse

I hate to delete moments of robot getting blasted with projectiles, but this fucking lesson just ran too long. So robot had to go. In its own way, this was the ultimate abuse. 

ALEX JONES

I've wanted to do an episode on Alex Jones for years. In that time I've written this lesson a million different ways, but the thing that I always seemed to settle on in every version, is that this guy actually serves an important role as a shining example of free speech. He can spout all the conspir...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "How to Apologize Online"

I thought I was going to have a king's share of bonus material for this one but it turns out I love myself too much and made the whole video 16 minutes HURRAH!

Internet Comment Etiquette: News Websites!

Well I fucking hated editing this! I cut out about six minutes of footage, which I can't wait to shove down your throats disguised as bonus material for being a Patreon backer! jk it'll be funny

July Wrap Up! (finally)

I almost forgot what the hell even happened in July, and the answer is sadly "not much." Although Veronica did jump on skype with me here to thank everybody, and there's some extra footage of robot getting destroyed with chairs and plunger handles. Enjoy! August update in a few days!

Internet Comment Etiquette: "How to be a Critic"

We've all got a little critic inside of us. Watch how to unleash that angry small monster in a way that affects everyone but yourself!

Uncensored Advertisements!

I unblurred the sex toy vid, in case you wanted to see what that looks like? Lots of deleted scenes for this one too, doing a video for you guys on that this week for the long forgotten monthly update. I'm a horrible father.

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Advertisements"

In this lesson I tricked everyone into turning off their adblock! Uncensored version on the way for that one scene with the fuck toys.

Weed Talk with Erik July 2016

In this months Weed Talk, we're gonna figure out wtf happens when you teamkill the same person a dozen times in a row.

Cooking With Salvia: "Perfect Cast Iron Steak"

Alright everyone as you all know we hit the 600 dollar goal where I do a monthly cooking show, and I'm so excited that we reached this goal. You might not know this about me, but I love to cook. It's one of my few passions, and like I said I'm just so excited to share my gift with all of you. Hope y...

Drunk Patreon Update $69

Hey guys I'm drunk off some white wine at 3:40 AM and it really, just really makes me think about how much I appreciate you all. You guys are fucking awesome. From the live chats we've had, to the comments, to the messages you send me on this ridiculous subsciber-based website, I can't stop smiling ...

Internet Comment Etiquette: SCOTT BAIO APPRECIATION STATION

Every now and then, a celebrity from our past resurfaces and it's our duty to make sure they get as appreciated as possible. #thanksscottbaio

AMA livestream on Monday!

Doing an AMA soon for a video and I want to livestream for you guys

I'm bringing back subreddit of the week, hopefully to go up next week, and I'm covering our very own http://reddit.com/r/internetcommentetiq (yes the name cuts off like that)

I'm gonna do an AMA there and record some f...

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Children's Entertainment Online"

I may have gone off the rails a bit in this one. I just hope you all know that I will always abuse my robot son.