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Internet Quarantine Etiquette!

Internet Quarantine Etiquette!

Hey folks, so times are weird right now but that doesn't mean we can't learn how to leave proper and respectful etiquette online! In today's lesson, I teamkill about thirty thousand people and then talk to a couch.

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Social Media Pets"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Social Media Pets"

In today's lesson, we learn all about how getting a new pet means nothing if you don't first get the approval from the entire internet that your pet is in fact worth your attention!

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"Avoiding Politics" Script Notes

Hey Patreonaroonies, so here in the extra credit classroom I'm always trying to think of cool stuff I can share without pulling the curtain too far back on what goes into my lesson prep. So here's something I do for every video, which is to write out a full script and then print it and mark notes...

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Avoiding Politics"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Avoiding Politics"

I figured the best way to kick off the 2020 curriculum would be with a how-to guide on avoiding what is likely to be the main thing that defines this year: politics! 

Spoiler alert, I failed to avoid politics in this video.

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "The War on Happy Holidays"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The War on Happy Holidays"

Day 519:

The sky is filled with so much smoke, it's impossible to tell whether it's night or day. We've been stuck in these trenches for what feels like months. Perhaps it has been. We lost Ronnie the other night. Xmas troops caught him running between machine gun nests and cut him down. He...

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"Feeding Time" -- A Vimeo Short Film

"Feeding Time" -- A Vimeo Short Film

Please enjoy this German art film that I made while on the set of my latest lesson. It cost eight thousand dollars.

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Being a Creep"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Being a Creep"

In today's lesson, we learn all about what it takes to be the best creep possible online! If you're gonna do it, you might as well do it right. Isn't that right Buddy? Oh man Buddy what did you do to my couch dude?

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "JUMP SCARES"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "JUMP SCARES"

A good, honest jump scare only comes when the audience is least expecting it. That's why I decided to make my lesson on jump scares happen a week after Halloween! BOO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Internet Comment Extracrediquette: “Brazilian Booty Scallop Recipe”

Internet Comment Extracrediquette: “Brazilian Booty Scallop Recipe”

After a long session of booty dancing, you want to make sure you get yourself some healthy proteins to keep those booty muscles juiced up and ready for the next song! Today I'm making seared scallops, and while I may have slightly overcooked them, they were still a worthy dinner for a working boo...

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Importance of Health"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Importance of Health"

In today's lesson, we see a side of Erik that many people would describe as "his dick"

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "The 5G Apocalypse"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The 5G Apocalypse"

In today's lesson, teacher Erik learns the pain of not doing your research!

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Don't Drink Bleach"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Don't Drink Bleach"

Holy shit guys I finally did it. I finally filled a lav mic with sweat.

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Deepfakes"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Deepfakes"

In today's lesson, Erik needs a new video card!

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Internet Unsolved Etiquemysteries: "UFOs"

Internet Unsolved Etiquemysteries: "UFOs"

If you guys thought my british and russian and carl sagan impressions were bad, hoooo shit wait till you see my Robert Stack! 

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Freedom Fighter Salvia Checks Out

Freedom Fighter Salvia Checks Out

I filmed a quick cell phone video detailing the weird ass scene in the hotel room I booked for an hour to grab a quick scene for the newest lesson. Maybe some of you guys are used to this shit but I felt like a creep carrying an ICE vest and futuristic laser rifle into my room. Not pictured: all ...

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Late-Night YouTube"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Late-Night YouTube"

Goodnight and goodmorning my beloved students. Today we take a trip through the time compression black hole known as "Late-Night YouTube" where one quick video can suddenly turn into hours upon hours of zombielike watching as you realize the big project you had due tomorrow is now officially fuck...

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Re-Optimize Your Youtube Channel"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Re-Optimize Your Youtube Channel"

I went on a Twitter tirade to get this bitch live. But don't worry, I've isolated the company that made this video nearly impossible to upload due to false DMCA claims. I'm going to deal with them by doing absolutely nothing and forever being wary of content I pay money to license from now on, sl...

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Things That are Cute"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Things That are Cute"

I've been planning this one for a long time, and approximately three thousand rewrites later I have to say I'm just happy I got to put those fake tits to use finally.  Let me know in the comments what you think of this, but would it be an interesting patreon extra to make a post tracking all...

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Mandela Effect"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Mandela Effect"

Hold on tight cause this universe is hittin some bumpy water!

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "The LetsGoToClass Years" AUDIO COMMENTARY

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The LetsGoToClass Years" AUDIO COMMENTARY

In this bonus feature, Erik and special guest star Jarret Palmer examine every single video that led to Erik realizing that a new channel was necessary to not only educate the masses, but also to run away from all the problematic jokes he made in his early 20's.

Take a drink everytime Erik ...

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "The LetsGoToClass Years"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The LetsGoToClass Years"

 

Here is every single lesson that came before I started the new channel, packaged together for easy consumption at a runtime that still remains shorter than your run of the mill Marvel movie while also being so problematic that I'm considering deleting some of these goddamn videos bef...

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Patreon Extra: "Erik Gets Measles"

Patreon Extra: "Erik Gets Measles"

I normally don't have much to show from behind the scenes of my lessons besides what wine I'm drinking and how much sweat I wipe from my brow between takes. That's why I was so excited to have my friend Shawn come and film the makeup process of getting Measles all over my face and arms! In this r...

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Measles"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Measles"

In today's lesson, Erik learns what it means to immunize yourself with essential oils and healing crystals at a young age: it means you get MEASLES!

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NUBLEBORSKY

NUBLEBORSKY

Thought I'd quick pop this up here before I make it public later, enjoy best Russian detective drama NUBLEBORSKY

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "Quora VS Yahoo! Answers"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "Quora VS Yahoo! Answers"

In this lesson I practiced for weeks how to do the perfect Russian accent, and then hit my head and forgot it all

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Copyright Claim Olympics Recap!

Copyright Claim Olympics Recap!

NOT CHARGING FOR THIS. Nah, this isn't even a lesson. It's just a silly little recap about why you can no longer watch The Copyright Claim Olympics on my channel. Though you can watch it in like a dozen other places. Enjoy!

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Copyright Claim Olympics"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Copyright Claim Olympics"

I have preserved this work of art for the sake of posterity here, public and free of charge obviously I'm not fuckin Andy Warhol over here.

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "JANUARY!"

Internet Comment Etiquette: "JANUARY!"

Hey folks, your boy Salvia's been busy as shit this month! First off I finally got to see what it's like to teamkill in virtual reality, and it's amazing. BUT just today I also put up a video about YouTube's copyright claim system so check that out here:

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Big Money Space Race" Part 2

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Big Money Space Race" Part 2

The thrilling conclusion to the Big Money Space Race is finally here exactly one week later! Have a wonderful holiday everyone -- I'm off to work on my 2018 clip show now. Everyone likes clip shows right?

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Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Big Money Space Race" Part 1

Internet Comment Etiquette: "The Big Money Space Race" Part 1

In Part 1 of this new adventure, Erik blasts off into the world of weird-talking billionaires who want to leave us all behind when Earth becomes unlivable. Also we hear from Mark Zuckerberg's doctor.

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