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Baldwin Blitz - Snark Tank #87

Baldwin Blitz - Snark Tank #87

Is Alec Baldwin an evil greature? Would Tom Holland kill with a blunderbuss? GTA Vice City being censored? Resident Evil VR censored? Tom Sweeny is an OJ Simp-son? Do humans taste like rabbits? When did the backlight happen? What were some viral trends when we were in high school? Why are you an ...

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Conservative Ghosts - Snark Tank #86

Conservative Ghosts - Snark Tank #86

Would you want to be haunted by a conservative ghost? Do you remember 100 Good Deeds by Eddie McDowd? Dennis Prager got COVID? Was Nightmare on Elm Street overrated? Tali or Liara? Smashmouth wants to kill your entire family (they swear to god?) Did Shane Dawson’s cat put out a mix tape? Is Kan...

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HALF GAY SUPERSON - Snark Tank #85

HALF GAY SUPERSON - Snark Tank #85

Marcus Fenix squirting up a storm? Demi Lavato a traitor to the human race? Zodiac Killer revealed? Half Gay Superman? Are Bisexuals real? Who’s to say really? Metroid Dread hacked? Is Trix Yogurt is back? Is Shrek is a Namekian? Too many questions, too little time. This is a fever dream, this ...

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Wack - Snark Tank #84

Wack  - Snark Tank #84

Are Chris and Derrick stupid with relationship advice? Is God of War a Top 5 of All Time Game? Is Sweenys girlfriend even a real person? Are old people doomed to be terrible? Is jumping a necessity in video games? The Rise of Skywalker is a real movie? How do you throw a funeral for someone who's...

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Our Perfect Mario Cast - Snark Tank #83

Our Perfect Mario Cast - Snark Tank #83

What is the best Mario movie cast? Is Netflix's Cowboy Beebop bad? What's the best video game generation? Was Donda stupid? All these questions will be answered today on this thing that you listen to/watch.

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Does Inspector Gadget Deserve Human Rights? - Snark Tank #82

Does Inspector Gadget Deserve Human Rights? - Snark Tank #82

Does Inspector Gadget deserve human rights? Why is Jake from State Farm in a video game? Why is the KOTOR Remake concerning? All these questions and more will be answered pretty immediately.

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Nicki Minaj & Swollen Balls - Snark Tank #81

Nicki Minaj & Swollen Balls  - Snark Tank #81

Vaccines making peoples balls massive honking chonkers dude just massive badoinkey doinkeys, bands we didn't know were Christian bands, worst first dates, Chris struggles to remember Trapt's "Headstrong" for far too long, MediaMonkey vs iTunes, do we care about Dune? All this and a couple other m...

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DISCORD LINK - September!

DISCORD LINK - September!

Hell yeah bitch it's here don't piss me off or piss me away

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Chris Never Saw INDIANA JONES! WHAT?! - Snark Tank #80

Chris Never Saw INDIANA JONES! WHAT?! - Snark Tank #80

Does every game need an Easy Mode? Chris is moving to New York and has only apparently seen like three movies in his entire life, the least likable fictional characters are the dumbest ones, Sweeny likes Marvel still somehow,  best multiplayer maps of all time and MORE!

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Chris Chan vs The World - Snark Tank #79

Chris Chan vs The World - Snark Tank #79

Nobody is happy about the fact that we have to mention Chris Chan, but it'd be impossible to not mention it so, here we are. Keemstar dates a 20 year old, Chris Chan f**** his mom, Black John Cena, pirates vs samurais vs knights vs Vikings, Suicide Squad was kinda great? I dunno, this is a mess.<...

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August: Question Thread

July's thread was long and we've finally reached the end of it. You know the music! Time to dance! Topics, questions, suggestions. Anything your feeble heart desires. Send 'em our way and we'll do our best to get everybody involved. 

Keep in mind: Your question has a higher likelihood ...

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NEW EPISODE HICCUP!

Hey, everyone! Just wanted to heads up about this weeks upload. Something occurred this week at our place of residence that put us in an uncomfortable spot. Long story short, Sweeny and I are in the process now of moving due to some questionable decisions by our current landlord. As a result, we ...

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SPACE JAM IS AWFUL - Snark Tank #78

SPACE JAM IS AWFUL - Snark Tank #78

Is The Last Airbender worse than Space Jam 2? Is Derrick a fake mythology fan? Where do eels reproduce? Is it okay to bite into string cheese? Is it cannibalism to eat human ashes? To Pimp a Butterfly < GGMC? Is the Riddler gay? Is Hitler autistic? Is this show a mess? Yes. Welcome!

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Bell of the Ball: Snark Tank #77

Bell of the Ball: Snark Tank #77

The absurd shit you can find on YouTube, Full Metal Sheen, Space Jam 2, Drake Bell got GOT, Call of Duty and the fun words their players use, Tim Allen is the worst, dishwashers are a scam, and myths and legends and myths and legends! Our first episode of the Snark Tank edited by the wonderful Ca...

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DARK TANK - Snark Tank #76

DARK TANK - Snark Tank #76

Black nerds talk about game of thrones lol I don't know what they're talking about it's absurd like what?!

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DISCORD LINK! July!

DISCORD LINK! July!

You know it. 

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Lyle Rath - Snark Tank #75

Lyle Rath - Snark Tank #75

Lyle Rath joins the boys for a wonderful discussion about music, green goblins, warding bears away with cancer, Scooby Doo theories, weird controllers, old internet, newgrounds, aging, buying gold, and so much more!

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JULY - QUESTIONS THREAD!

Come on, baby! Send us your saucy little inquiries! Don't let the goblins get ya while you're writing. Always be keenly aware of your surroundings, you never know when a rouge tire will just come out of the woodwork and bean your brain into the ground. Be careful out there!

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CROWDER vs SEDER - Snark Tank #74

CROWDER vs SEDER - Snark Tank #74

Sweeny is on VACATION! Laci tricked Chris into eating bugs! Crowder, Ethan, and Sam square off in a pathetic battle of ideas! Paul Joseph Watson vs Chris Ray Gun! Drake Bell is a Jared! Man gets surgery to become Korean! and many more wonderful stories god help me wow oh fucking wow

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Batman Won't Eat Pussy! - Snark Tank #73

Batman Won't Eat Pussy! - Snark Tank #73

We're live one day early! Heroes don't go down on women according to DC? The Green Goblin attacks New York City in real life? Masks are done? Cyberpunk is back but still busted? NYC Councilman caught in a BDSM bar? Derrick is lost in the Paris Catacombs? Let's talk about it on todays Snark Tank P...

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SO, E3 HAPPENED! - Snark Tank #72

SO, E3 HAPPENED! - Snark Tank #72

Derrick died, Twitch becomes a fetish site, Chris breaks his glasses, Sonic denote autism, Dream makes cringey music; and our eyes soak in some news on Halo Infinite, Metroid, Final Fantasy, Outer Worlds! It's E3 2021 and boy was it mixed! Listen up, gamers! Sorry, I didn't mean to call you that....

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New Episode Will Be LIVE Soon.

E3 is a bitch and there’s so fucking much. Stay tuned tomorrow.

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Fight Night - Snark Tank #71

Fight Night - Snark Tank #71

YouTubers are boxing again, Gorillas vs Bears, Jeff Bezos fucks off to space, Samsung fetish fuel, and more nonsense on this episode of The Snark Tank! Don't forget to eat your vitamins.

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Tom Sweeny - Snark Tank SOLO III

Tom Sweeny - Snark Tank SOLO III

Hey, everybody! As some some of you might have seen, if you're on Twitter, Chris had a mental breakdown in front of nearly half a million strangers so this weeks episode didn't turn out well enough to post. Luckily, we've got a Sweeny Solo episode for your silly little ears. Also, our Lyle Episod...

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Kink at Pride - Snark Tank #70

Kink at Pride - Snark Tank #70

Did the new Powerpuff Girls edgy script leak? Is John Cena c**ked by China? Is Bollywood better than Hollywood? Why is Seth Rogen criticizing comedians about Cancel Culture? Do the Kardashians feed on talented people? Why do people hate Skylar (Breaking Bad) and Amber (Invincible)? Was COVID Papa...

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DISCORD INVITE (MAY)

DISCORD INVITE (MAY)

Welcome, one and all! Sorry for the hiccups! Trying to find a way to fix the Discord/Patreon link in the backened. Untill then, here's your window!

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Is Shrek 2 the BEST SEQUEL EVER? - Snark Tank #69 (The Sex Number)

Is Shrek 2 the BEST SEQUEL EVER? - Snark Tank #69 (The Sex Number)

Why is Shrek getting hate from The Guardian? Why is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever? Why does Sweeny hate The Godfather? Why is Joe Budden losing everything? Why is everyone just OKAY with the new UFO information? Sweeny is finally playing Mass Effect for the first time, but does he like it? Does De...

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Resident Evil Village is Good? - Snark Tank #68

Resident Evil Village is Good? - Snark Tank #68

Broken ankle Chris is on too many meds, Obama's dog bit the dust, Chandler Bing flirts on Raya, Boogie gets arrested, Elon cringes us to death, and only one of us beat Resident Evil: Sexy Big Lady Edition. All this and more on todays Snark Tank!

Time Stamps:
Dead Bo! - 00:00:37 - 00:05:3...

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EDP445 Returns? - Snark Tank #67

EDP445 Returns? - Snark Tank #67

EatDatPussy445 returning after confessing to a concerning method of cupcake acquisition? Is Twitch finally banning Hot Tub streams? Chris and Sween debate the likelihood of aliens being exactly the same as humans and Derrick laments the passing of MySpace. Botox, cumming confetti, sitcom casts ba...

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May Question Thread!

The Question thread of the month of May! Don’t diss appoint us! Give us all the juice we require. For I am sad!

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