AGATHA! Dame Agatha Christie was a British novelist. Her books were and are so popular that she's credited with being the best-selling fictional author in history, having flogged 2 billion books. Primarily known for her characters Hercule Poirot and Jane Marple, Christie's works concern murder my...
2023-12-10 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Join Nova in this detailed tutorial as she unveils the secrets to transforming lacklustre wigs into beautiful masterpieces once more! β¨
2023-12-09 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe winner of Novympia's Arsehole Race season 4, Steamy Nix and her troupe of handlers sit down to open their ridiculous prize package.
2023-12-05 16:31:14 +0000 UTC View Post
...and it's a Full Of Bard starring Nova 'Willy' Shakes. William Shakespeare is a name celebrated and feared the world over, as hoards of school children are forced to read his great works and think 'wtf is that'. I've...
2023-12-03 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Not to be one that denies herself dumb stuff from the internet, Nova woke up and chose violence YET again by buying a 'Cookeez Makery' toy, much to Olympia's chagrin.
2023-12-02 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIn 2024 we're gonna trial a brand new podcast where we take the problems you have submitted to us and try our best to solve them on air! Whether this be in the form of relationship advice, trouble at your day job or drag advice we will try our best to answer your questions with a delicate balance...
2023-11-27 13:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh stop it, this is so cute. Educating Rita is a 1983 British drama film starring Julie Walters as a gobby lady who just wants to learn about poetry for some reason. It's one of those films where very little actually happens but it's also wildly poignant, as the brassy a...
2023-11-26 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Having sampled tasty treats from all over the globe, we've finally fulfilled your requests to chow down on what we consider to be quintessential snack foods from Britain.
2023-11-25 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
In June of 1979, a large fire destroyed the ghost train ride at Australian amusement park, Luna Park, resulting in the deaths of 7 people. I'd heard of this tragedy before but Netflix recently dropped a documentary called Exposed: The Ghost Train Fire which interviews su...
2023-11-19 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This month, yer gerls are discussing the delicious downfall of a British woman who stole charity money, Nova's love of the new Britney Spears book and the curse of the kitchen bin, while Wendy Williams and 'Native New Yorker' makes a spectacular return to the channel.
2023-11-18 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYessHellooooHHYESSS!
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2023-11-13 15:52:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Rosemary & Thyme is a British mystery drama and quite the most preposterous thing you could ever watch. It's described as a 'cosy', which is a work of fiction that does away with sex and violence, in this case, in favour of ludicrous storylines. The two leading ladie...
2023-11-12 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Today we're playing song association inspired by the Elle series, with none of the budget.
2023-11-11 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe can't believe that we already have our first song for next year's #Eurovision Song Contest! Join us as we react to France's 2024 entry for the first time.
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2023-11-09 00:29:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Simone is a 2002 American science-fiction romp of ridiculous proportions, starring Al Pacino and the woman from The 40-Year-Old Virgin who wants to steal all your crap. Conceivably the most far-fetched story about a director secretly using an AI...
2023-11-05 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Paranormal Activity is an American found-footage horror franchise that managed to do the seemingly impossible after an absolute slew of shite was released following the explosion of The Blair Witch Project. It took a style of filmmaking that fel...
2023-10-28 23:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Even the words... 'Novympia Parody'... bring chills to the spines of many. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! π Join us as we visit historic Knowlton Church to investigate some paranormal activity.
2023-10-28 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Ready for another chapter? Part 3 of our series in which we discover the disturbing history of our hometown.
2023-10-21 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for a festive edition of Novympia's Faves & Sh*tters! This month we both have musical artists to share, some love for a certain Greek dip and an old lady rant from Lymp as she describes her struggles with another every day piece of tech.
2023-10-20 16:49:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us on our quest to find Halloween goodies in the UK! We explore a variety of shops including major supermarkets and homeware stores, to try and uncover the creepiest and most creative Halloween decorations, costumes, and other treasures. Whether you're looking for inspiration for your ...
2023-10-16 14:37:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Scary Movie is an American horror parody franchise that sat at the pinnacle of humour and culture for teenagers around the world in the early 2000s. Led for the first 4 movies by stunning performances from Anna Faris and Regina Hall, who were strangely overlooked by The ...
2023-10-14 23:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
...which we don't say very often since we've obviously carved more of these things than you could fit into a large stadium.
2023-10-14 22:10:40 +0000 UTC View Post
π» SPOOKY SEASON BEGINS! This week we're finally creating an animatronic from scratch and obviously it was not as simple as we thought it would be.
2023-10-08 08:45:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Final Destination is an American horror franchise that as of this ep, consists of 5 movies and a lot of hot air. Spanning the naughties (otherwise known as the decade for which taste was completely absent), the premise of each film centres on a barely-fleshed out charact...
2023-10-07 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
π©πͺ JA, NATURLICH! Today yer gerls are opening the largest snack box we've ever been sent - it was so large that we couldn't finish it... all the way from Germany!
2023-10-02 17:47:41 +0000 UTC View Post
In case anyone was concerned the viral Magic Mixies toys might make their son bat for the other team, the developers have created a brand new version to appeal to your fragile masculinity.
2023-10-01 12:59:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Saw is an American horror movie franchise that year after year would serve up the most farfetched plots about a terminally ill man who produces complex murder-machinery, framed within seizure-inducing editing. Of course it's absolute grade-A cack but GOD did we always co...
2023-09-30 23:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This month's list of hits and misses include Olympia's disdain for headphones, Nova's new favourite trading card game and the garbage heap that is Chicken Run 2.
2023-09-24 13:01:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Searching For Sugar Man is a 2012 documentary about a mysterious search conducted by two men who were looking into the history of a popular singer in South Africa. Armed with urban legends of the grisly death of American recording artist Sixto Rodrigues, the men would go...
2023-09-16 23:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us! ...as we realise a lifelong dream and hop the Atlantic to visit witchypoo HQ - Salem, Massachusetts.
2023-09-16 10:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post