GAME NIGHT IS LIVE!
Join us for the sixth pub quiz here:
2022-02-05 18:50:21 +0000 UTC View Post
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It's Novympia GAME NIGHT, TONIGHT!
At 7:00pm GMT / 2:00pm EST / 11:00am PST / 6:00am ACT tonight, we'll be going live in a private YouTube stream for another pub quiz!
All patrons are invited and you need only bring a notepad and pen or notepad app. The quiz is divided into 5 rounds and are all based on video/audio clips and...
2022-02-05 13:30:56 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia's Arsehole Race - Season 3 - Episode 9
SHALL WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE FINAL EPISODE BEFORE THE REUNION?!
IT'S THE TOP 3 SHOWDOWN!
2022-02-04 23:02:12 +0000 UTC View PostOlympia’s First Twitch Stream Tonight!
HELLOHH!
As we power forth with our new weekly Twitch streams, tonight sees the debut of Olympia’s solo gaming adventures as she sits down to play 90s PS1 classic 40 Winks!
Head over at 9pm GMT to see what will inevitably be a disaster since she’s very old.
Also keep an eye...
2022-02-02 14:24:49 +0000 UTC View PostWe're on TWITCH!
Nova's gonna be live on Twitch in an hour's time playing the latest Pokémon game Legends Arceus! Be sure to follow us on Twitch to be notified of future streams there as this will be where we focus our gaming streams in the future.
On our Twitch channel you can check out our schedule to se...
2022-01-31 20:03:10 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #189 - Fyre Festival
Fyre Festival was a fraudulent "luxury" music festival slated to occur in April and May of 2017 in The Bahamas. Fronted by Ja Rule and a moronic schlub called Billy McFarland, the festival was supposed to launch an app that would provide a service enabling the super rich to book ...
2022-01-30 17:25:29 +0000 UTC View PostTasting JAPANESE SNACKS
The team over at Try Treats love sending us free food and who the HELL are we to say no. For some reason though, this Japanese box is just full of hideous grape-flavoured candy which is the absolute worst.
2022-01-30 15:35:42 +0000 UTC View PostSigned prints now available!
Hi all!
Just wanted to let everyone know that we've added some signed prints to novympia.com! We've had a lot of requests to offer this so happy to finally be able to 😍
After asking you guys about what size we should g...
2022-01-29 15:29:41 +0000 UTC View PostUpcoming Pub Quiz!
Its the return of the NOVYMPIA PUB QUIZ! Questions will follow various topics and categories and shall be streamed via an unlisted Youtube link which shall be revealed on Patreon on the night.
All you need to bring is yourself and a notepad to record your answers, be it physical or digital!...
2022-01-29 14:47:01 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #188 - The Death of Kenneka Jenkins
Kenneka Jenkins was a 19-year-old American woman whose body was discovered in a walk-in freezer in a Chicago hotel kitchen in 2017. In a similar set of circumstances to the Elisa Lam case, the story her death and of what potentially happened to Kenneka inspired a slew of Internet conspiracies tha...
2022-01-23 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLet's Read More MEAN COMMENTS
This is weirdly cathartic. In grand Novympia tradition, we're sitting down today to read through some of our most hateful mean comments.
2022-01-21 15:48:30 +0000 UTC View PostGoing LIVE in 10!
...for another excruciating round of 'It Takes Two'.
2022-01-20 17:52:04 +0000 UTC View Post...and it's another unboxing!
The hilarious Alex is here to brighten up your miserable Wednesday with a lovely Secret Santa box that just goes to show that perhaps starting this process in October still isn't enough time to prep.
2022-01-19 12:52:05 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #187 - The Sinking of Costa Concordia
Costa Concordia was an Italian ocean liner whose name would become infamous around the world when, on January 13, 2012 (10 years to the day of this recording), it struck a rock off the coast of Tuscany and gradually capsized.
The captain of the ship is curren...
2022-01-16 00:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia's Arsehole Race - Season 3 - Episode 8
It's the SEMI FINAL! By the end of this week we'll have a top 3 and I just CANNOT believe it omg.
2022-01-14 20:22:27 +0000 UTC View PostWe Tried FINNISH SNACKS
A kind puffin from Finland sent us an enormous box of Finnish snacks to nibble on for your viewing pleasure with possibly not-so-surprising results.
2022-01-14 15:33:33 +0000 UTC View PostPrint sizes!
Gonna get some lovely gorgeous signed prints to add to our merch store and wanted to know what sizes you guys would prefer? Looks like American queens go for a 5" x 8" and British queens stick to A4. We would hate to upset anyone's collection by offering a weird size so please let us know your th...
2022-01-12 11:45:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe Secret Santa Train is still going!
...and today we've got another 3 patrons who have sent in their unboxing videos to soothe the January blues.
Up first is the remarkably glamorous Lana from the UK, who was sent a box from Illinois, then we've got the wonderfully charismatic handler of Arsehole Race contestant Lynn Gui...
2022-01-10 23:27:18 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #186 - NFTs
...and it's a Full Of Beef starring Nivea Guyana.
Today, Nova thought it would be a good idea to sit down and discuss NFTs over a hot bev. By the time I realised that not only did my green tea have a disturbing flavour but that this conversation abou...
2022-01-09 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostGet Ready With Us For NYE 2022
Join us as we sit down to prep our *ettrective* looks for New Year's Eve 2022. With thanks to Glaze for sponsoring this video! #GRWM
2022-01-06 18:27:05 +0000 UTC View PostReacting to our infamous VIRAL FURNITURE PARODY
In 2015 we made a parody of #MyStrangeAddiction which would become infamous around the world as people weren't entirely sure if Olympia was really addicted to pretending to be a lamp.
2022-01-04 23:57:15 +0000 UTC View PostA Secret Santa Unboxing Motion Picture Event
The effervescent and theatrical American treat Andrew is bringing us today's post-Christmas Secret Santa event, as a glorious box is unopened before our very eyes courtesy of Adam from the UK!
2022-01-04 15:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #185 - Airline
Airline is a ridiculous fly-on-the-wall TV series originating in the UK featuring entitled people getting angry when they're told they've arrived too late to board a flight. There was an equally absurd American version which featured passengers who were just as irate at ...
2022-01-02 00:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I Want To Be A Sofa | My Weird Addiction | 4K REMASTER
As part of a Novympia 2022 effort to produce all our content in crystal clear 4K with improved audio, we've remastered the one that started it all - the heinous My Strange Addiction parody from 2015.
In retrospect it really deserved to be in low quality, some of those close-ups are...
2021-12-29 21:33:44 +0000 UTC View PostUpcoming Gaming Stream!
IT'S BEEN A WHILE but tomorrow we shall be back for another installment of It Takes Two! 6PM GMT - don't miss out!
2021-12-29 13:44:52 +0000 UTC View PostFull Of It #184 - Space Cadets
Space Cadets was a British reality television event that spanned 10 consecutive nights during the Winter of 2005. 9 members of the public were weeded out to participate in a training program which would take place in Russia, with the end result being that 3 of the lucky ...
2021-12-28 17:37:56 +0000 UTC View PostIt's still the holidays here on the pâtrœnë!
...and today we have a Secret Santa unboxing treat from gorgeous US cultists Kristin and Mellie. 😊🎄
2021-12-27 19:57:23 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas Day Unboxings!
Merry Christmas, puffins - today we're bringing you Secret Santa unboxing videos from the USA in the shape of two marvellous ladies, Lynn and Sally. They're followed by duo Gavin and Seán from the UK who bring a very special cameo to the video in the form of Arsehole Race top 4 moron, Lüump! ...
2021-12-25 16:12:21 +0000 UTC View PostNovympia's Christmas Gift-Wrapping Seminar
Join us for a festive holiday hurrah as yer gerls awkwardly wrap some #Christmas presents while very little actual wrapping advice is imparted.
🎁 Merry Christmas, puffins 🎄
2021-12-24 21:37:15 +0000 UTC View Post