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[Tier 3] ATEEZ - 2023 MAMA (Ready or Not + Bouncy + Weeoo + Crazy Form)

WE'RE PREGNANT AFTER WATCHING THIS ONE.

Okay. Violent video this one, so won't write much here.

1. One of the hardest drops ever. No competition.

2. Peppers

3. San take me

4. Nipple

Okay, you know what's up. Enjoy.

Early Access: SVT - Happy Burst Day Trailer

Here's our reaction to the trailer for SVT's upcoming album, Happy Burst Day :D

DARKSEVENTEEN FOR THE WIN

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] SEVENTEEN - Ah Yeah (Lyrics Video + Debut Showcase)

OH MY GOSH.

Firstly, we didn't know Ah Yeah was a unit song, so there's that.
Secondly, even for a hiphop unit track, this was ridiculously hard, especially when you consider the fact that this is their debut album. Not to mention their skills :0...
And lastly, WORDPLAYS.

We g...

Early Access: SKZ Talker Go! S05 E07

Here's our reaction to SKZ Talker Go episode 7, taking place in Macau! :D

Best episode so far!! :)

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] Going Seventeen Spin-Off Ep.22 TTT (MT SVT Reality) #2

THE episode of the week XD We've been looking forward to seeing SVT members in action for the whole week, and they delivered 200% :D

Zombie Game was fire as expected, but the true MVP of the night was definitely the Forbidden Words Game :) Had so much fun watching, especially because these ...

Early Access: Xdinary Heroes - Fight Me

Here's our reaction to Xdinary Heroes' Fight Me!

This album is already goated.

Enjoy <3

Early Access: 82MAJOR - Takeover

Here's our reaction to 82MAJOR's Takeover! :D

They are SO FIRE.

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] ATEEZ x 1N2D Ep. 14-2 | The Real Exciting Vibe of a Drinking Party 🏴‍☠

Warning: Do not watch if you're hungry.
Actually, watch it anyways cuz it's worth it. And you can just eat while watching :D
Plus, we talk more about K-food afterwards, so you might really want to have something to eat if you're going to watch this XD

But otherwise, we had a lot of fu...

[Tier 3] SKZ - Secret Secret / Silent Cry #2

From Nipple Twists to conspiracy talk, the chaotic Sausages are are BACK with more inappropriate jokes, JYP hate, SKZ lore and theories :D ...We apologize in advance.

We could NOT let this one go (and honestly, we still can't) so we came back for more as promised! And we're willing to check...

SEVENTEEN - Maestro (MV + [it's Live])

Hello :)
Totally forgot to upload this. Maestro unblurred.

Enjoy <3 XD

Early Access: SVT - Maestro (MV + It's Live)

Here's our reaction to SVT's Maestro :D both the MV and the It's Live performance!

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] Stray Kids - Idol Human Theater | Spent 100 Million On Claw Machine VS 23 Years of Jabbing

Okay. What the fck was Han on in this episode? XD A true MVP if there is one. He carried this episode from start to finish.

Honorable mention goes to Seungmin for never breaking character, and Bang Chan for just... managing these kids in general.

Idol Human Theater goes hard with whic...

Early Access: NMIXX - High Horse (Stage Practice)

Here's our reaction to NMIXX's High Horse, stage practice video!

UNBELIEVABLE :') Didn't think we'd even be able to love this track more than we already did, but here we are.

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] ATEEZ - Bouncy (Dance Practice + Performance 37)

God DANG this was good!!! And we've already seen like 5 Bouncy videos at this point.
We can do this all day long, seriously. When it comes to Bouncy, there is no stopping.

We talk about it in the video, but like many of you said, it was near impossible to find the right vid to check out...

[Tier 3] SEVENTEEN - Adore You (MV + Acoustic Ver. + Dance Practice)

This is THE track of this album, and it did NOT disappoint :D
This aged so well; we cannot believe this was 2015. And we thought Shining Diamond was ahead of its time!

The bar keeps getting higher with SVT and they keep going over it. We have no clue what Ah Yeah is going to be like, but...

Early Access: Xdinary Heroes - BBB

Here's our reaction to Xdinary Heroes' BBB Live Clip!

Indeed better, but don't know about bitter :D

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] Going Seventeen Spin-Off Ep.21 TTT (MT SVT Reality) #1

As promised, we're checking out the 2018 OG TTT episodes FIRST before jumping back into the 2019 era of GoSe, so buckle up for this wild ride everyone! :D

Not much to add here, other than "this was hella fun", especially for us (and I assume everyone else who is more familiar with K-youth-...

Early Access: SKZ Talker Go! S05 E06

Here's our reaction to SKZ Talker Go S05 episode 6, KAOHSIUNG & BULACAN!

Back at it now! :D

Enjoy <3

[Tier 2] LeeMujin Service 'NMIXX - Kyujin'

We FINALLY got to Kyujin's episode on LeeMujin Service! :)

It's unfortunate that she didn't get a full length episode, as LMJ was not there at the time, and we hope that she'll be invited once again in the future, but for now, we got to see her talk, sing, and tell her stories. So all is go...

[Tier 3] ATEEZ x 1N2D Ep. 14-2 | I'll Have the Chili Bag 🌶 Challenge!

ANDDDDDD We're back! HOW. HOW do they make this so FUN.

This format shouldn't be this fun. There is no way.

But wait. There is, isn't there.

1. ATEEZ.

2. Competent staffs.

3. ATEEZ.

4. ATEEZ.

We talk a lot during and after, so we'll keep it short here, bu...

[Tier 3] SKZ - Secret Secret / Silent Cry

THEORY TIME IS BACK.

But before that, UHM, EXCUSE ME, but these tracks are HELLA STRONG, musically for Secret Secret, and vocally for Silent Cry!

We're 100% going to make another video on these tracks because they deserve it and we need it, so we're going to reserve a lot of our thoug...

Early Access: Woodz - Amnesia (World Tour 'OO-LI' Finale Clip)

Here's our reaction to Woodz' Amnesia as seen from his World Tour 'OO-LI' Finale!

We still still still miss you Woodz <3

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] Stray Kids - Idol Human Theater | Stray Kids is a Living Sitcom!

The series we've all been waiting for :D It's SKZ on Idol Human Theater!

Now, you may remember us reacting to one of their latest episodes some time in the past, and the reactions were overwhelmingly positive, urging us to check out the rest...so what better time to do that than now, after ...

Early Access: SVT Wonwoo - Tomboy (HyukOh cover)

Here's our reaction to SEVENTEEN Wonwoo's cover of Hyuk Oh's TOMBOY!

BEAUTIFUL. Stay safe Wonwoo <3

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] ATEEZ - This World + Wake Up + San Solo (TOWARDS THE LIGHT : WILL TO POWER in SEOUL Day2)

OUTLAWWWWW IS HEREEEEE!!!!

So as many of you have already mentioned, we've checked out the majority of the 'main' contents available for this album (as in, all the official tracks/MVs, the entirety of the showcase, and we even did a full album review), and so we thought it'd be better to fi...

Early Access: Xikers - You Hide We Seek

Here's our reaction to Xikers' You Hide We Seek!

Korean lyrics explanation at its peak with this one XD SO many to go through.

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] SEVENTEEN - Shining Diamond (Official Track, Debut Live Show, Caratland 2024)

Be excited everyone, because our SVT journey OFFICIALLY begins TODAY :D

No need to unpack everything when the video is self-explanatory. Let's cut to the chase and click play. This is Shining Diamond, the very first track of SVT's very first album! We're checking out the official track, tal...

Early Access: NMIXX - High Horse & KNOW ABOUT ME [it's Live]

Here's our (unblurred) reaction to NMIXX performing High Horse & Know About Me on It's Live! :)

Oh, and still one of our favourite tracks this year. Yep.

Enjoy <3

[Tier 3] Going Seventeen 2019 Ep.07 | Making of Going Seventeen Intro Video

Finally getting to the actual making of the intro video matched to the incredible logo song :D

And oh man this was more than we could ask for XD some of the scenes were just HILARIOUS (including one shown at the end result that was never shown in the making part, ehem, coat hanger).

[Tier 3] SKZ CODE - Ep. 74｜Go, Han! #2

Andddd we're finally here with the "last" SKZ Code episode, Go, Han! part 2! :')

From the awards, to the revisiting of the very first episode, and to this cozy meal/party with the members....the past couple episodes have been nothing but beautiful, and we do think that this is the perfect p...