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Fangtastic Mornings with Your Vampire Girlfriend: A Cozy Sunrise Surprise - Audio Roleplay

Character Type: Soft Vampire Girlfriend

Theme or Scenario: An Unconventional Morning After – Vampiric Romance Meets Daylight Dilemmas

Emotional Tone or Mood: Playfully Romantic, Slightly Sarcastic, and Undyingly Heartfelt

2023-12-29 17:44:28 +0000 UTC View Post

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It's me, Wayward, your favourite off-brand Time Lord and general muppet of a voice actress. I've got a bit of an update that's as exciting as finding a wormhole in your backyard!

You know how navigating our vast library of roleplay audios has been like try...

What would like to hear me ramble or rant about?

Knock Knock?

Oh....wrong house.

Hydrate or Die-drate: Wayward's Quest for Moisture

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JUST FUCKING MOISTURISE ALREADY! AKA Wayward finally does some skincare after two weeks.

DISCLAIMER: Wayward knows nothing about skincare, so please do not believe a thing she says. Your mileage may vary. 

Rinse and Ramble: Wayward's After-Dark Lore Laundry

Things are getting complicated when it comes to the lore of the off-brand Time Lord, and words are hard. Wayward gets seriously distracted and goes off on a tangent.

The Great Wall of Doggo Two: Bark to the Future

A Jack Russell is officially more stubborn than Wayward and may also be her clone.

Scream and Clean: The Banshee vs. The Vacuum

Little sisters are the worst.

What it would be like is Wayward was your little sister.

The Wall Did It: A Banshee's Guide to Blame-Shifting

The Banshee is definitely that villager.

The Great Wall of Doggo: A Tail of Persistence

Wherein Wayward realises that she might be a Jack Russell.

Breaking the Fourth Wall... Literally!

Fold and Foretell: Wayward's Late-Night Laundry Lore

Why does Wayward always do her laundry in the middle of the night? The start of the off-brand Time Lord. Cameo by Banshee!

ALSO...YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND!

Little Person, Big Stretch

What Wayward is like first thing in the morning. Yawns, clicks, and the practicalities of coming up with a new channel when you are a muppet of a voice actress.

DAY OF THE RAMBLES

[Voiceover, deep and gravelly, oozing with over-the-top 1980s horror trailer charm]:

"In a world where the unexpected becomes the norm, comes a tale so bizarre, it will leave you... rambling. This summer, prepare for the 'Day of the Rambles'!

[Dark, synth-heavy 80s mu...

What is your favourite joke?

Yule Love This: My Two Favourite Christmas Chat-Up Lines with a Twist

I really ought to stop picking favourites.

Mistle-Toe-Curling Pickup Lines: Ho Ho Ho Edition

Naughty(?) Christmas chat-up lines. 

What's in a Name? Apparently, a Lot of Regrets!

A quick look back at my previous usernames.

How can you tell if you're a nerd?

Well, one indicator might be writing a textbook chapter about a quantum mechanics thought experiment AKA Schrödinger's Corgi as flavor text

Chapter 4: The Schrödinger's Corgi Conundrum (Or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Biscuit)

Ah, dear trainees, ga...

Patreon Choose Your Own Adventure - Star-Crossed or Star-Tossed? You Decide with Wayward!

[Opening with retro 80s synth-pop music, the screen flickers to life, revealing a dimly lit room adorned with various interdimensional knick-knacks. In the centre, there's a chair, and seated in it is Wayward, her purple hair slightly dishevelled, wearing a smirk that suggests she's up to no good...

Just when you thought it was safe to log onto Patreon, an eerie glow from the computer screen began to cast sinister shadows across the room, hinting at the digital nightmare that was about to unfold

[Opening Shot]: A dimly lit, cluttered bedroom filled with 80s posters and vintage recording equipment. The camera pans over to WAYWARD, a voice actress with a gothic flair, sitting in front of her microphone, a cup of tea and a Cherry Pepsi Max nearby.

Narrator (Vo...