Oh, darling, did you think you’d moved on? Lucky for you, I’m here to make sure you’ll never get rid of me quite that easily…
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Event: I’ve come back to see an old friend. After all, you left me all alone, and I was just aching for some good ...
2024-11-14 22:56:10 +0000 UTC
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Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just the unflappable professional here to serve you some champagne and … accidentally profess undying affection, apparently. I swear, I totally didn’t bribe the crew to keep me in your section... just ignore the biscuits.
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Event: A slightly c...
2024-11-14 02:44:15 +0000 UTC
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You know, risking my entire career for you might be the worst decision I've ever made... or maybe the best. But don't go thinking you've got me wrapped around your finger, even if we both know you do.
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Oh, don’t worry—I’m not here to be your ‘good girl.’ I’ve got my own plans… but you’re welcome to try and stop me.
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Not to sound totally creepy, but… watching you sleep might just be the best part of my night. You’re stuck with me and my ‘heart eyes’ forever.
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Oh, you finally woke up. Took you long enough – and here I was, all dolled up just for you! But don’t worry – I’ve got all night, and you’re not going anywhere. 😉
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I swear, it’s not my fault her face met that cake—Emma was asking for it. But if you think that means I’m jealous, well… maybe you’re not wrong.
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igor Grimble
Underground Lair No. 42, Basement Level
(Don't mention this if you happen to know Mistress Wayward)
Via discreet delivery only, please
Dear Esteemed Laboratory Master/Mistress,
I am writing to express my interest in joining your most reputable es...
2024-11-11 04:44:08 +0000 UTC
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M-m-mistress Wayward has decreed that fresh audios shall soon grace her lair from the 25th of November, and I… Igor, her faithful but embattled assistant, am tasked with gathering… suggestions. Yes, brilliant, inspired ideas from you, esteemed patrons! Mistress is ...
2024-11-11 04:26:43 +0000 UTC
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Sharing a tent, trying not to confess… but you’re looking at me like that, so how am I supposed to sleep?
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Event: Alright, so we’re sharing a tent, it’s raining, and I may or may not be sleep-talking my heart out to you… which is mildly inconvenient.
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2024-11-11 01:45:03 +0000 UTC
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3 a.m., four tables, questionable life choices, and me? Absolutely fine. Totally fine. Nothing to see here, except maybe a plague, delirium, and my spine on fire. It’s all fine. Really.
2024-11-11 01:26:21 +0000 UTC
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Oh, don’t mind me—I’m just ‘fine’ as always, right? Except for, you know, the fact that I might be on the verge of hating everything and the only one keeping me sane is you. Lucky for me, you’re annoyingly stubborn when it comes to making me feel better.
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Oh, don’t mind me—just ruining a perfectly good friendship by admitting I might be hopelessly, tragically in love with you. But hey, no pressure, right?
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So, here we are—cellmates in some dodgy American jail, all because I may or may not have torched the world's largest Oreo. But if you think that's my biggest problem right now... let's just say you're still as oblivious as ever."
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Event: Confessing my five-year crush to my c...
2024-11-11 00:51:14 +0000 UTC
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Imagine your worst enemy cooking you breakfast… badly. Just don’t question how they knew your favourite coffee or why they happen to know exactly where you keep the cutlery.
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Oh, you're really trying to leave, are you? Thought you’d wriggle free from my cuddle hold… not happening, love. Not until you pry my arms off one by one!
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...hospital sandwiches are tragic, and the tea? Absolute war crime.
2024-10-30 19:49:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
Just a heads-up that tonight’s livestream isn’t happening. I know it’s another cancellation, and you all deserve to know what’s been going on.
I’ve been at the hospital with my dad for eight hours now, waiting on a transfer. He’s finally stable enough to...
2024-10-30 19:45:57 +0000 UTC
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Look, let’s just get this out there—I’m a demon who failed Evil School, and, yes, I may have possessed your evil ex. But that’s only because I was assigned this mission… and certainly not because I might… erm… like you or anything. Oh, bollocks.
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Event: A...
2024-10-28 02:10:00 +0000 UTC
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Look, let’s just get this out there—I’m a demon who failed Evil School, and, yes, I may have possessed your evil ex. But that’s only because I was assigned this mission… and certainly not because I might… erm… like you or anything. Oh, bollocks.
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Event: A...
2024-10-28 01:55:01 +0000 UTC
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So… you went and did the unthinkable, all to bring me back. Well, here I am—in a body that’s all mine, thanks to your little twist on a blood ritual… Hope you know what you’re in for, love."
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So… you went and did the unthinkable, all to bring me back. Well, here I am—in a body that’s all mine, thanks to your little twist on a blood ritual… Hope you know what you’re in for, love."
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Well, it’s a shame, really – I had such high hopes for you. But if disappointing is what you do best, at least you're consistent, right?
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Well, it’s a shame, really – I had such high hopes for you. But if disappointing is what you do best, at least you're consistent, right?
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Me, jealous? Pffft. I’m just waging a teeny-tiny war on your ex. You know, for reasons. Important ones.
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Me, jealous? Pffft. I’m just waging a teeny-tiny war on your ex. You know, for reasons. Important ones.
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Ah, the hunter awakens. Here you thought you’d come to slay the monster, but really, darling, it’s yourself you should fear.
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Ah, the hunter awakens. Here you thought you’d come to slay the monster, but really, darling, it’s yourself you should fear.
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I am sorry, but there will be no stream tonight because I am still at the hospital.
2024-10-27 19:57:16 +0000 UTC
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I am currently at the hospital due to a complication in my dad's case. Right now I don't know if I will be able to stream tonight. Fingers crossed that I will, but I just wanted to give you all a head's up just in case.
2024-10-27 17:33:23 +0000 UTC
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