What’s your office superpower? Mine is pretending to work while napping.
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Imagine trying to flirt with your office crush while also being knackered, overworked, and slightly obsessed with your corgi. It’s not a date, obviously—it’s just dinner in the conference room with
What’s your office superpower? Mine is pretending to work while napping.
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Imagine trying to flirt with your office crush while also being knackered, overworked, and slightly obsessed with your corgi. It’s not a date, obviously—it’s just dinner in the conference room with
Which is harder, wrapping a present perfectly or admitting your feelings?
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Fancy helping me survive the worst Christmas party ever by pretending we’re dating? Don’t worry, it’s not like I’ve been secretly in love with you or anything… oh wait.
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Even...
2024-12-10 01:51:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Which is harder, wrapping a present perfectly or admitting your feelings?
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Fancy helping me survive the worst Christmas party ever by pretending we’re dating? Don’t worry, it’s not like I’ve been secretly in love with you or anything… oh wait.
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Even...
2024-12-10 01:43:01 +0000 UTC View Post
When your ex is terrible, does that make you the good one by default?
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Christmas with no furniture, no fridge, and no ex? Sounds like the perfect time for me to confess my feelings, doesn’t it?
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Event: So your ex dumped you, nicked everythi...
2024-12-10 01:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
When your ex is terrible, does that make you the good one by default?
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Christmas with no furniture, no fridge, and no ex? Sounds like the perfect time for me to confess my feelings, doesn’t it?
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Event: So your ex dumped you, nicked everythi...
2024-12-10 01:13:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TL;DR: The Hospital Ramble Edition
Weird. Everything’s weird. Also, hospitals.
Turns out passing out is not a personality trait people find chill. Who knew?
“Exhaustion” + “low oxygen” = the world’s least fun math equation.
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How do you feel about ‘guest dungeons’? Just me, or is this royal nonsense going a bit too far?
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Well, this is what happens when you fall in love with your sworn protector—getting thrown in the dungeon for it, obviously. But it’s fine; I’ll just sit here, in this ador...
2024-11-28 10:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If your protector can’t protect you from yourself... who does that leave?
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Well, look who finally found me, aren’t you just the clever one? But don’t get too comfortable; this is far from the happily-ever-after you might be dreaming of, sweetheart.
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How far would you let someone push you, just to see how much you can bend before you break?
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I’ve been waiting for you to see it—can’t you just admit that you’ve always known? But don’t worry, I’ll give you a little more time to catch up."
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Event:...
2024-11-28 09:21:00 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you feel about ‘guest dungeons’? Just me, or is this royal nonsense going a bit too far?
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Well, this is what happens when you fall in love with your sworn protector—getting thrown in the dungeon for it, obviously. But it’s fine; I’ll just sit here, in this ador...
2024-11-28 08:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If your protector can’t protect you from yourself... who does that leave?
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Well, look who finally found me, aren’t you just the clever one? But don’t get too comfortable; this is far from the happily-ever-after you might be dreaming of, sweetheart.
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How far would you let someone push you, just to see how much you can bend before you break?
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I’ve been waiting for you to see it—can’t you just admit that you’ve always known? But don’t worry, I’ll give you a little more time to catch up."
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Event:...
2024-11-28 08:14:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do awkward confessions always feel like a slow-motion car crash?
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I wasn’t staring at you, all right? Okay, maybe I was, but when the person you love is moving away tomorrow and you’ve just realised you’ve been in love with them this whole time, subtlety isn’t exactly m...
2024-11-28 08:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do awkward confessions always feel like a slow-motion car crash?
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I wasn’t staring at you, all right? Okay, maybe I was, but when the person you love is moving away tomorrow and you’ve just realised you’ve been in love with them this whole time, subtlety isn’t exactly m...
2024-11-28 07:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does every love confession feel like being wrapped in tinsel? Unnecessarily sparkly and a little suffocating.
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You’re the reason I hate Christmas, you know that? And now you’re the reason I don’t.
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Event: Just a regular day of hating Christmas. Exce...
2024-11-27 16:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Why pack light when you can pack like you're relocating an entire country?
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You’re stubborn, hopeless, and, for reasons I’ll never understand, completely content to spend Christmas alone. But lucky for you, I’m even more stubborn, and I’ve already decided: you’re coming h...
2024-11-27 11:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Why pack light when you can pack like you're relocating an entire country?
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You’re stubborn, hopeless, and, for reasons I’ll never understand, completely content to spend Christmas alone. But lucky for you, I’m even more stubborn, and I’ve already decided: you’re coming h...
2024-11-27 10:14:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Are Christmas lights just fairy lights with delusions of grandeur?
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It’s 4 a.m., you’re half asleep, and I’ve just informed you we’re about to ‘liberate’ a Christmas tree. Don’t worry, it’s all perfectly normal behaviour when you’re as ridiculous as I am.
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2024-11-27 10:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostAre Christmas lights just fairy lights with delusions of grandeur?
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It’s 4 a.m., you’re half asleep, and I’ve just informed you we’re about to ‘liberate’ a Christmas tree. Don’t worry, it’s all perfectly normal behaviour when you’re as ridiculous as I am.
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2024-11-27 09:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s worse: being dumped before Christmas or wearing a light-up jumper in public?
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Well, if being dumped before Christmas wasn’t enough, now I’m standing in a light-up jumper, confessing my feelings to the person who’s been ruining my grumpiness all evening. Fancy hearing...
2024-11-27 09:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s worse: being dumped before Christmas or wearing a light-up jumper in public?
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Well, if being dumped before Christmas wasn’t enough, now I’m standing in a light-up jumper, confessing my feelings to the person who’s been ruining my grumpiness all evening. Fancy hearing...
2024-11-27 04:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You think I hate what’s happened to you, but how could I? You’re everything to me.
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Event: I’m confessing my undying love for you while also admitting that I may have been the one who told the doctor to slap all those augments on you. So, yeah, it’s an apology, a co...
2024-11-23 03:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostYou think I hate what’s happened to you, but how could I? You’re everything to me.
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Event: I’m confessing my undying love for you while also admitting that I may have been the one who told the doctor to slap all those augments on you. So, yeah, it’s an apology, a co...
2024-11-23 02:40:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hiding behind your sofa was not my proudest moment, but here we are. I’d say I handled confessing my love pretty well… except for all the lying, rambling, and general awkwardness.
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Event: I hid behind your sofa, tried to avoid a conversation I knew I had to have, a...
2024-11-23 02:03:00 +0000 UTC View PostHiding behind your sofa was not my proudest moment, but here we are. I’d say I handled confessing my love pretty well… except for all the lying, rambling, and general awkwardness.
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Event: I hid behind your sofa, tried to avoid a conversation I knew I had to have, a...
2024-11-23 01:24:17 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re lucky you’re cute; otherwise, I’d be way too embarrassed to even look at you after last night.
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Event: Last night, we kissed. This morning, I’m realising how much I suck at pretending I didn’t love you all along.
Setting: My bed, your ridiculou...
2024-11-23 01:12:00 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re lucky you’re cute; otherwise, I’d be way too embarrassed to even look at you after last night.
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Event: Last night, we kissed. This morning, I’m realising how much I suck at pretending I didn’t love you all along.
Setting: My bed, your ridiculou...
2024-11-23 00:25:20 +0000 UTC View Post
You were snoring. I was confessing my undying love. And then you had the audacity to twitch. Typical.
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Event: I thought I could confess my feelings while you were ‘asleep.’ Turns out, you’ve been awake long enough to hear every embarrassing w...
2024-11-22 23:53:00 +0000 UTC View PostYou were snoring. I was confessing my undying love. And then you had the audacity to twitch. Typical.
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Event: I thought I could confess my feelings while you were ‘asleep.’ Turns out, you’ve been awake long enough to hear every embarrassing w...
2024-11-22 23:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post