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Loving Girlfriend Voicemail 💖 A Little Reminder

[F4A] A Little Reminder [A Pick Me Up][Reminding You That You Are Amazing][Adoration][Gender Neutral][Loving Girlfriend Voicemail] 

Desirous Girlfriend Voicemail 💖 Unfair

[F4A] Unfair [Desire][I Can Still Feel You][Just Wait][I Will Make You Feel This][Gender Neutral][Desirous Girlfriend Voicemail]

The Almost Love Confession of the Utterly Smitten Dork 💖 I Really Really Really Like You

[F4A] I Really Really Really Like You [You Are Unfairly Likable][Utterly Smitten][I Have It Bad][More Than Friends Less Than Lovers][I Want to Make You Happy][Awkward and Rambling][You Are Very Distracting][T-Shirt Stealing Tendencies][Appreciation][Adoration][Gender Neutral][The Almost Love Conf...

Pouty Girlfriend Voicemail 💖 The Worst Part of My Day

[F4A] The Worst Part of My Day [I Hate That You Get up First Leaving Me Here][Pillow Possession Is Nine-Tenths of the Law][I Miss You][Which Is Ridiculous][Threats of Pillow Barrage][Gender Neutral][Pouty Girlfriend Voicemail] 

A Sweet Midnight Confession the Dark Summer Forest 😍 Taken with You

[F4A] Taken with You [A Weekend Away in the Wilds][Getting You Alone][You Definitely Did Not Just Walk into a Tree][Utterly Smitten][Adorable Confessions][I Really like You][Gender Neutral][A Sweet Midnight Confession the Dark Summer Forest]

Tea with Honey - The Worst Month of My Life Only Not Really but It Has Been Shit

20 minutes of rambling of how things are and how I have not been very nice to myself recently. Importantly you don't have to be my patron, but you will get everything that you are owed.

UNEDITED to save me from deleting it. 

The Ache of Being Ghosted and Letting Go 🍯 I Wanted to Text You Last Night

[F4A] I Wanted to Text You Last Night [Longing][The Bitter Side of Being Smitten][Being Ghosted][Gender Neutral][The Ache of Being Ghosted and Letting Go]

Three sailors are discussing their cargo

They are used to transporting goods and make a good living doing so, this time however they've been tasked with taking 300 boxes of penis shaped potatoes across the channel and they all think it's a joke.

"We'll be a laughing stock" says the first sailor.

"I'll never be able to li...

The Rambling Voicemail of the Pining Girlfriend 💖 Longing for You

[F4A] Longing for You [Adoration][Love Confession][I Miss You][Love Makes Me Ridiculous][Gender Neutral][The Rambling Voicemail of the Pining Girlfriend] 

The Danger of Catching the Eye of a Yandere Girl 💖 It Will Be Perfect This Time

[F4A] It Will Be Perfect This Time [Stalking][Chance Meetings][Infatuation][Obsession][Gender Neutral][The Danger of Catching the Eye of a Yandere Girl] 

Bickering Over What We Should Have for Dinner Tonight 💖 What Should We Have for Dinner?

[F4A] What Should We Have for Dinner? [Playful Bickering][Domestic Bliss][Pineapple on Pizza][A Cheeky Nandos][Olives Are Evil][You Must Choose!][Threats of Pillow Bombardment][Gender Neutral][Bickering Over What We Should Have for Dinner Tonight] 

A Betrothed Princess Confesses Her Love to Her Sworn Protector 👸🏻 The Swan Cometh

[F4A] The Princess and Her Sworn Protector Part Two [The Swan Cometh][I Think It Went Rather Well All in All][You Threatened the King][Sticking a Sword in His Face Is Kind of Threatening][Did You Just Giggle?][Doesn’t Everyone Have a Guest Dungeon?][Gender Neutral][A Betrothed Princess ...