Have you ever stared at someone sleeping and thought, “Wow, I am in trouble”? No? Just me then?
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You do realise staring at you while you sleep was not part of my original plan, right? And yet, here I am, hopelessly tangled in feelings I never meant to have, watching you breathe...
2025-02-13 08:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do people think being sneaky is attractive when they are so bad at it?
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Oh no, you have been caught, red-handed and red-spooned, my little ice cream ninja. Do you have any last words before I pass down your sentence... of cuddles and possibly a chocolate-flavoured kiss?
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2025-02-13 08:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do people think being sneaky is attractive when they are so bad at it?
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Oh no, you have been caught, red-handed and red-spooned, my little ice cream ninja. Do you have any last words before I pass down your sentence... of cuddles and possibly a chocolate-flavoured kiss?
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2025-02-13 07:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you ruin your life for the right reasons, does it really count as ruining it?
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I called off my wedding, realised I was in love with you, and now I’m sitting here questioning every life decision I’ve ever made. Honestly, I’d say this is rock bottom, but I feel like we...
2025-02-13 07:51:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If you ruin your life for the right reasons, does it really count as ruining it?
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I called off my wedding, realised I was in love with you, and now I’m sitting here questioning every life decision I’ve ever made. Honestly, I’d say this is rock bottom, but I feel like we...
2025-02-13 07:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Why is it that the moment you decide to be emotionally vulnerable, the universe intervenes?
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You had to go and make things complicated, didn’t you? I was all set to finally tell you, but no, you had to throw yourself into traffic first, now I’m sitting her...
2025-02-12 02:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is it that the moment you decide to be emotionally vulnerable, the universe intervenes?
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You had to go and make things complicated, didn’t you? I was all set to finally tell you, but no, you had to throw yourself into traffic first, now I’m sitting her...
2025-02-12 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostRight, so I’m currently knee-deep in editing Cuddly Cat Girl, except, uh, I may have slightly overcommitted to the cat part. You know when you start something with the best of intentions and then, suddenly, you’re staring at an audio file full of… meowing? Yeah. That....
2025-02-07 22:31:13 +0000 UTC View PostRight, so here’s the thing, I’ve been meowing for an hour and a half, and honestly? That does things to a person.
Some days you just get completely knocked off course, and that’s fine. It’s allowed. You’re allowed to wallow a bit, get a bit lost in it, maybe mutter dramatic things...
2025-02-07 21:52:59 +0000 UTC View PostRight, so… ever spent far too long making something worse before realising you were the problem all along? Yeah. That.
This wasn’t a ramble so much as 45 solid minutes trapped in the clutches of my own stupidity, a full-scale, slow-motion disaster of my ow...
2025-02-07 21:45:09 +0000 UTC View PostSo, my little delightful disasters, how’s the week treating you so far?
Anyone else feeling the urge to set something on fire, or is that just me? No reason. Totally hypothetical.
Just remember, fire isn’t always the answer. Sometimes, it takes fire and ...
2025-02-05 23:25:23 +0000 UTC View PostOh look, I’ve finally got myself together enough to schedule some livestreams, what a thrilling display of organisation. Here’s what’s coming up:
📅 Livestream Dates:
Thursday, 13 February 2025
Wedn...
2025-02-05 22:52:15 +0000 UTC View PostRight, so...slight delay on the audios. Nothing dramatic, just, you know… having to rerecord every single one and then edit them all. But it’s fine. Completely fine. I am calm. I am serene. No frustration whatsoever.
Absolutely nothing was smashed in a fit...
2025-02-05 22:01:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do best friends always have that annoying superpower of seeing straight through your nonsense? It’s like they’re psychic or something.
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So, I had a foolproof plan to confess my undying love… and then you went and ruined it by being your usual annoyingly perc...
2025-02-05 02:54:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Why do best friends always have that annoying superpower of seeing straight through your nonsense? It’s like they’re psychic or something.
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So, I had a foolproof plan to confess my undying love… and then you went and ruined it by being your usual annoyingly perceptive se...
2025-02-05 02:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever been so awkward that you could physically feel your ancestors cringing?
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You know that feeling when you’re sure something’s off, but you can’t quite put your finger on it? Yeah, turns out it’s love; I know, I didn’t see it coming either.
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EVEN...
2025-02-05 02:27:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever been so awkward that you could physically feel your ancestors cringing?
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You know that feeling when you’re sure something’s off, but you can’t quite put your finger on it? Yeah, turns out it’s love; I know, I didn’t see it coming either.
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EVEN...
2025-02-05 02:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If books could blush, which cover do you think would be the most embarrassed?
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So, you found the book. Brilliant! Now we can all pretend I wasn’t panicking like a caffeinated owl when you read page 227.
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EVENT: A sleep-deprived author tries, and spectacularly fails...
2025-02-05 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If books could blush, which cover do you think would be the most embarrassed?
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So, you found the book. Brilliant! Now we can all pretend I wasn’t panicking like a caffeinated owl when you read page 227.
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EVENT: A sleep-deprived author tries, and spectacularly fails...
2025-02-05 01:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
What’s your “fight or flight” response when someone you fancy catches you off guard?
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You caught me talking to myself... but what if I was really talking about you?
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EVENT: A bumbling, borderline desperate confession, peppered with awkward humour and pen theft ...
2025-02-05 01:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s your “fight or flight” response when someone you fancy catches you off guard?
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You caught me talking to myself... but what if I was really talking about you?
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EVENT: A bumbling, borderline desperate confession, peppered with awkward humour and pen theft ...
2025-02-05 01:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostI can talk. I am an adult who drinks water. Lots of water. Because hydration is important. It keeps you healthy, helps you think clearly and, most crucially, makes it easier to ramble for extended periods.
Alright, fine, I may have exaggerated. But Pepsi Max does contain water… well, the ...
2025-01-31 23:59:50 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not saying I’m a little weird. I’m saying I’m a lot of weird, served with a side of sarkiness, cuteness, and tea. You knew what you were signing up for.
Below are your options for this January’s Wayward Special Audio Slot, a selection of stories that are equal parts charming a...
2025-01-31 23:15:57 +0000 UTC View PostNever met a niche I didn’t love, which is ironic, really, coming from someone with claustrophobia.
Below are your options for this January’s Genre Audio Slot, a selection spanning futures, hauntings, betrayals, and the occasional moral dilemma. All selected audios will ...
2025-01-31 22:37:09 +0000 UTC View PostNot to be dramatic (who, me?), but I could have sworn the nonsense of last year wasn’t supposed to breach the salt line of the new year. And yet, here I am, still wading through the flotsam and jetsam of 2024. I was promised a reset. I was promised new beginnings. Instead, I’m still ...
2025-01-31 21:17:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s more worrying? The fact that I’m alarmingly good at being evil… or the fact that you like it?
Either way, it’s time to choose your next Delightfully Dark audio, because a little menace never hurt anyone (except, well...
2025-01-31 21:17:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Is love stronger when it’s patient or when it’s desperate?
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You know, sometimes it feels like the person you love is just out of reach, even when they’re standing right in front of you. Have you ever felt that? It’s maddening, isn’t it?
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EVENT: A long-overd...
2025-01-26 02:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostIs love stronger when it’s patient or when it’s desperate?
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You know, sometimes it feels like the person you love is just out of reach, even when they’re standing right in front of you. Have you ever felt that? It’s maddening, isn’t it?
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EVENT: A long-overd...
2025-01-26 02:11:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone let you fall asleep on them, do you think it means something? Or am I reading too much into it?
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Do you ever have one of those moments where your brain just stops working mid-thought? That’s exactly what happened when I woke up and realised I was snuggled up to you. I ...
2025-01-26 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If someone let you fall asleep on them, do you think it means something? Or am I reading too much into it?
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Do you ever have one of those moments where your brain just stops working mid-thought? That’s exactly what happened when I woke up and realised I was snuggled up to you. I ...
2025-01-26 01:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post