Please insert disc 2. This time we’re closing out characters with third techs, jumping on a tombstone, giving a book to a homeopathic surfer, eating children, pushing blobs for butterflies, kicking turds, visiting our doomed dimensional twin, diseasing opponents, cooking with a brother, inspiri...
2021-05-17 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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No one can believe this shit. On Parasite Eve’s final episode, we’re dramatically sitting on an Egyptian throne, assembling the ugly mama, gobbling immunosuppressants, screaming the name of my slimed wife, blowing up helicopters, becoming more monster, properly modifying our gun, melting into...
2021-05-12 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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We’ve got our Serge boy body back. With that we’re populating the island of misfit toys, dreaming of vegetables, resonating a sword, changing animations, divining dragon falls, industrializing Marbule, marrying mermaids, creating an iridescent super axe, grand slamming Janice out of the fight...
2021-05-10 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Every game has a Krelian’s Lab. This time we’re talking body part strength, following ghost Klamp, answering trivia questions for medical supplies, slaying troodons, walking through the rainforest, admiring Olmec colossal heads, seeing the skeleton family, stopping by the gift tent, reanimati...
2021-05-05 10:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Blushing, I walk the royal carpet. This time we’re answering riddles, introducing Orcha to himself, forgetting to save, recruiting ghosts as techs, fighting Evil Serge, learning the history of the world, absorbing reptite lore, transforming and getting naked, and receiving the title of the game...
2021-05-03 10:33:01 +0000 UTC
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Don’t learn the system until it forces your hand. On this episode we’re detailing soylent, separating cats from rats, debating grenade launcher density, smelling rotten meat, evading darkness in the sewer grid, coating the walls in people slime, not turning valves, evading criticals, insertin...
2021-04-28 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Listen to the planet’s woes, humans. As we consecrate our dragon destiny, we’re also wrecking creatures of legend, watching Orlha kick ass then kicking Orlha’s ass, referencing a dimensional twin, receiving a Dragon Emblem, jumping in odor holes, receiving Snakes & Orbs, discovering a m...
2021-04-26 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
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I haven't done a post in a bit. It is time to post.
Chrono Cross recording is complete, including two more upcoming bonus episodes. The main series caps off at 40 episodes, including the New Game Plus endings. For upcoming bonus pods, we have a Character Tournament and the ...
2021-04-22 17:50:29 +0000 UTC
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Join us for a review of a brief retrospective on the original NieR and a review of NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...
2021-04-22 12:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Everyone is either dead or evacuated. This time we’re repairing wires, rescuing live human beings, duplicating trading cards, fiddling with liquid nitrogen, masturbating at a doctor’s office, moving a centrifuge to push a button, tying back to the book, dispatching jets, tracking down sperm, ...
2021-04-21 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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What powers doth thou seek? While we scour the world for relics, we’re jumping in the sand boil, breaking down the Fossicker, blowing up local wildlife, combining philosophy with destiny and violence, observing the sacred pilfering percentage, stealing plates, getting Chris the Beeba Flute, rid...
2021-04-19 10:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Is there a sperm bank nearby? This time we’re encouraging our buddy, wondering why Eve attacked the precinct, trading mod permits for cards, guarding the base, loving jank, fumbling with card keys, cutting the power, shooting slime, combining guns with grenade launchers, collecting fuses, eject...
2021-04-14 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Aye, landlubber…!? This time we’re reforming Fargo, motivating mistreated laborers, missing metaphors, conducting a speech synthesis play, dissecting stage plays in RPG’s, exterminating all monsters in Marbule, listening across dimensions, recruiting a dancer, barely animating a dragon, and...
2021-04-12 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Let go, Ben. Sheeva is sick. Today we’re sorting through a wrecked police station, trashing a Shinto charm, receiving ammo from dead cops, stealing desks, misjudging gun damage, disappearing Torres, fighting werewolves in an interrogation room, witnessing a dog mutation, denying first aid, heat...
2021-04-07 10:00:00 +0000 UTC
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You are Lynx-kinds. Well, ok. Today we’re playing the Yggdrasil’s theme, Kidding with Marcy, protecting Riddel from scum, tracking down the Spice Boys, spitting exclamation points, flashing back to adolescence, accepting friend flowers, failing to express admiration, proposing marriage, possi...
2021-04-05 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Road rules don’t apply here anymore. Today we’re waking up in a soggy bedroom, looting a pharmacy, making tapes, refusing to upgrade, practicing poor gun safety, stealing large guns, modifying other guns, breaking into a lab, extracting gel-like substances, looking at blood, mutating mitochon...
2021-03-31 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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The ground here is hot. This time we’re confronting Radius with Radius, rubbing a child’s head, getting in a real time turn based fight, boarding the reflection bridge, churning resolution from flashbacks, putting everyone in this game in our party, reflecting our image on the mirror of truth...
2021-03-29 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Come, my dear, let’s go for a ride. This time we’re getting a break in the case, retiring a dog, speeding out of a parking garage, igniting clothing, slaughtering zoo animals, attending a concert during a mitochondrial pandemic, reducing to slime, following a child ghost, boss fighting worms,...
2021-03-24 11:08:59 +0000 UTC
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We are the Chrono Crossers. Today we’re jailing the Fake Net, playing bad cop bad cop, standing by in the parlor, putting Norris on Norris, making the Hell Cook, unmasking the spy, turning valves in the sewers, fighting a big gross bug, freeing prisoners, fighting a quaffid seed addict, fightin...
2021-03-22 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Can I evolve out of my appendix? Today we’re framing a town as a police station, chopping it up with Warner and Nix, touching on the Manga, counting desks in the briefing room, meeting German shepherds, expressing a desire for gun control, illegally modifying weapons, making questionable parent...
2021-03-17 10:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Ye be me!? Today we’re meeting a realistic dragon, acquiring Denadorite, shewing away shadow cats, taking refuge at Gonji’s, finding our living dead dragon mother, hearing Home music in Another world, suspending economic activity, experiencing a mushroom crisis, identifying the Drakehorn gras...
2021-03-15 10:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Nucleic domination has finally come to an end. This week we’re following ghost children, witnessing a rat mutation, stepping over burned up guys, interrogating a clown, reporting back to base, reading a diary, growing large hands, smashing piano keys, slaying mutants, heating up, punching a jer...
2021-03-10 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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The vengeance of the future we killed is about to begin. Today we’re comparing melodies, evaluating Y2K futurism, speculating machine sentience, finding Johnny, spec’ing Zappa, hacking lore with Norris, shopping at the mannequeen mall, missing Doc’s tech, going over Tragedienne’s dialogue...
2021-03-08 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Yes, we did a The Bouncer one.
01:11 Intro | 02:12 Development Overview & Personal History | 12:12 Prologue | 21:12 Fate Bar | 37:58 Central Square | 41:21 Train Station | 44:24 MSD Cargo Train | 53:26 Emergency Exit | 55:01 Air Carrier | 57:36 Hanging Garden | 01:02:54 Crystal Dome | 0...
2021-03-05 00:40:02 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to episode one of our Parasite Eve miniseries! In this audio transmission we’re fondly recalling rental scenarios, ignoring Europe, summarizing a novel, reading a graphic sex scene, getting on the cover of EGM, crying blood from primal eyes, denying the tutorial, ignoring my dick boyfri...
2021-03-03 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Express your intent to the Einlanzer. On this episode we’re using a crab to quell a storm, knocking on death’s door, debating the morality of a sword, going hard in the paint on the masamune, flashing back to Dario’s final days, using a keepsake mirror to trick trick mirrors, normalizing ol...
2021-03-01 12:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Rockin, I knew you’d come. This time we’re taking stock of the Zelbess, becoming semi-permanent felines, hurting our back, observing a remorseful pirate, sneaking through a crow’s nest, learning about the power of song, disabling cheaters, confronting Father, falling into a monster fighting...
2021-02-22 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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My girlfriend is my mother again. On the final episode of this miniseries, we’re waking up as an infant, suffering a heel turn, reborning ourselves, obtaining the arms of the hero, accepting avian mail, joining the compatriot caravan, teaming up in the laboratory, pushing but...
2021-02-17 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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One. Two. Free. While we listening we’re visiting the muppet house, observing a haunted island, getting lore injections from Toma, stalking a nocturnal mermaid, hopping aboard a kitschy cruise ship, calculating interest in coffee money, watching a magician do actual magic, dealing with po...
2021-02-15 12:01:33 +0000 UTC
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We have made it to the final episode of our Radical Dream. In this episode, we tackle The Enigmatic Gigaweapon: Paradise X and The Shadow Realm and the Goddess of Death. Totally normal stuff, right?
Radical Dreamers may be over, but Pods of Fate will return. Send us your ideas for bon...
2021-02-10 12:01:00 +0000 UTC
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