Alfred: "Master Bruce..."
Batman (sharply): "What!"
Alfred: "Apologies Master. But your exam is starting soon and you need to be at the Gotham High imminently. You must keep up appearances so long as the body swap continues."
Batman: "Ugh! Fine! Like I'm going now! Keep an eye o...
2024-05-03 17:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman (in his head): "Finally managed to get this toy walkie talkie to send out a transmission. Need to reach Gordon to send help , raid the residence and find me in this twisted dollhouse."
Operator: "911 dispatch. Please state your location and emergency."
Batman: "A tiny house fit...
2024-05-02 14:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Trafficker 1: "So you swapped Batman with the most used hooker in Gotham?"
Trafficker 2: "That's right. Batman's secret identity is out! He's Luxxy Lisbon."
Trafficker 1: "When he wakes up he's..."
Trafficker 2: "The drugs I injected in him were laced with Bane's venom. The addi...
2024-04-30 17:05:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Smuggler: "He's all ready for transport. He'll be out till arrival. American girls are extremely popular in Kazakhstan, Batman. Enjoy your new life and make us some money."
2024-04-30 16:49:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You little twit! When I get my hands on you I'm gonna...what? You want me to still go to the party? Mom and dad grounded me so looks like your plan failed...look out the window? Why?...you didn't! You sent Matt Sierra here? Oh god, he's sneaking up here!"
2024-04-29 17:58:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Catwoman: "Batman! Your grades! You're failing! You're the smartest detective in the world."
Batman: "I was the smartest man in the world. Like what's the point of doing these stupid classes? I'm just an ugly, chubby nobody who can't stop you. Your heists pay for e...
2024-04-26 15:54:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "The magic is too strong. I can't break it. It's made me...not Batman. Whenever I try to find out a way I distracted playing League. Sigh. Maybe I am just Wendy Kyle, grade A loser."
2024-04-26 15:48:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Mom...errr...Selina...what did you do to me? I'm..."
Catwoman: "No longer a threat."
Batman: "But...but...I'm still Batman...I'm...why do I feel so..."
Catwoman: "Meek? Docile? Lazy?"
Batman: "Why don't I know what to do?"
Catwoman: "That's the conditioning....
2024-04-26 15:41:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Catwoman: "Look at those cheekbones, the artifact is already doing its work. Now, we'll need to give you a whole new persona, something that will keep you completely hidden from the suspicion of your friends. Hmmmm, how about Wendy Kyle? The opposite of Batman, unfit and useless. You lack the amb...
2024-04-26 15:30:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Catwoman: "Oh Batman, you've been fun. And quite the adversary. But this is where it ends. You see, I just can't have you interfering with my plans."
Batman: "What did you do to me? I can't move. Completely frozen."
Catwoman: "Just a little magic from a special artifact I stole. Here,...
2024-04-26 15:18:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Need to get out of here...warn the others...UGH!...No, what is that...
Executive: "I don't think you'll be leaving anytime soon, Batman. You're now a product of FantasyCore. And this Krypto device works much like Kryptonite does on Superman, but is targeted at humans. We will contr...
2024-04-18 15:53:42 +0000 UTC View Post
(The transformed Batman is startled to see that his sidekick Robin has tracked down his whereabouts after having disappeared weeks ago)
Robin: "Batman?"
Batman: "Robin, please no. You not understand. He make me foreign exchange student. I must...how you say...fuck boy...or stay like g...
2024-04-17 17:43:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Abductor: "That's right. And you're going to say yes."
Batman: "And why would I do that?"
Abductor: "Well, look at you Batman. You came in a strong, indomitable more than man and now you're nothing but a weak and helpless mother. If you could stop things, you would've have stopped it ...
2024-04-17 16:13:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Girl: "You were supposed to rescue me, Batman! How did you let him do this to you? You're just as helpless as me and no one would ever recognize you for anyone other than my mom!"
Batman: "Hush! He was more powerful than I anticipated. Did he tell you anything? Why would he transform me int...
2024-04-17 15:55:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You're right that these pheromones are way more potent than Ivy's and I need to have you right now, but I'll find a way eventually. And when I do...ahhhh...more in that spot...yes...yes...yes...you're gonna pay. Now come here and take me...
2024-04-17 15:39:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "The portal is open. The Robin is dead. The Master's plan is perfect, those who fail to see it meet dread."
2024-04-16 03:33:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Alice: "A toast to the most special man in Wonderland. Our dearest and most hospitable Mr. Hatter! I apologize profusely for not being myself earlier. This tea party has made me realize who I really am. Alice I will always be. Wonderland will always be my home. And soon, under the vision of my ma...
2024-04-16 03:28:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "The whole woods are watching, they sense my escape. But what I fear most is Hatter's intense gaze. There's no question he is god supreme here, and, I, am swept up in his fantasy. His hold on me is impossible to deny, but he intends to transport all of Gotham here. I can no longer revel i...
2024-04-16 03:19:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Oh, Hatter, how is it so? A Knight I was but a princess I appear. This place is so magical yet I feel I should fear?"
Hatter: "Oh fret not my former foe. We'll rule this place together, hand in hand and toe to toe."
Batman: "My former form screams to resist, but your charms a...
2024-04-16 02:50:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "It's been weeks, feels like months, even years, since he's kept me trapped like this. He always leaves clues...why are there no clues...where is he...why is he just leaving me here...in this place...alone...HATTER!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!"
Hatter (only in voice): "Oh my dear...
2024-04-16 02:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Eugene: "Three weeks in a row with no rent. You know the risks. Seems like you're not even trying anymore Bats."
Batman: "It...it...it was Tina..."
Eugene: "Bats...I let Tina go a week ago..."
Batman: "I...just do it, please...I need your..."
(Eugene drops his pants and Ba...
2024-04-09 18:18:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Eugene: "Remember when you rolled up in here to this park, Batman, all intimidating and ready to put me away? Now look at ya. Ready to fuck me just to skip the week's rent. I know you can feel my seed swimming around in you."
Batman: "Rent? You want charge me, right?"
Eugene: "Nah. Bu...
2024-04-09 18:09:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "No, no, no...where is it? I had it. I can't be late for rent. He'll double my weight again. That idiot Tina...she must have stole it. She gets off bullying me because she knows I was Batman. Doesn't she know I'm our only hope to get us out of here!"
(Eugene bangs on the door).
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(Eugene enters the trailer to find Batman just as he anticipated he'd be: passed out and entirely transformed into just another one of his new tenants).
Eugene: "Wake up girl. This wonderful dump is all yours, and with it comes the rent, so you better have it by week's end."
Batman: "...
2024-04-09 17:46:20 +0000 UTC View Post(Batman descended down onto the trailer park. Disappearances seemed to be connected to the lot and he had a suspect who fit the bill for such crimes).
Batman: "It's over. Come out now Eugene. We can spare you a max security prison if you cooperate."
Eugene: "Gonna have to find me Batm...
2024-04-09 17:27:56 +0000 UTC View Post
The Deviator: "Well, well caped crusaders. By now you've probably realized that you're completely addicted to that thing between every man's legs. You can't seem to get the image out of your head. And here's the test. Suck the cock in front of you and the transformation becomes irreversible."
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Batman: "I figured out how the Hatter is transforming everyone. It's the TV sets..."
Robin: "Batman!"
Batman: "What is it? (looks down) Eeeeee!!!!!!"
2024-04-06 03:43:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Little Girl: "Give us smiles Batman! Or else!"
Batman: "Hey Gotham High! Just sending out an invite to y'all for the party at Kim's next Friday! And to Matt Sierra...I have the biggest crush on you! So please come too. Kimmy says we can hook up!"
Little Girl: "You killed it girl!"
... 2024-04-04 19:23:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Little Girl: "Eeeeeeeee! This is so exciting! I got Batman on Tiktok! The account is all ready. We just need your first post."
Batman: "You can't be serious. Not in this..."
Little Girl: "I wrote down what you need to say. You got this!"
Batman: "Oh my god..."
Little Girl:...
2024-04-03 18:31:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Little Girl: "Let's see how you look, Batman. C'mon, turn around...ohhhhh. you make such a wonderful princess! Now you know what you have to do. Say it."
Batman: "I've done what you wanted now..."
Little Girl: "Say it or I tell them you were smoking!"
Batman: "Oh thank you Queen...
2024-04-03 18:04:39 +0000 UTC View Post