Maya: "Oh, the Warper was worth the cost. You turned out delicious didn't you Bruce? Oops. That's not your name! You're...what was it again?"
Batman: "I'm...I'm B...B...R...R...Rosita! No...you don't know what you've done. My mind...in my head...I'm a maid. A maid for...Batman? But how?" 2023-07-25 03:09:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You may have changed me, but you don't know what you're getting into to. You don't know who I am. What I'm capable of."
Maya: "Oh please. Whoever you are, Bruce, is irrelevant. You won't be who you were once I get the input code from the Warper. Oh, and here it is! Once I type this...
2023-07-25 02:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Bruce: "Aghhh!"
Maya: "That's it Brucie. Go to sleep. And when you wake you'll cease being the billionaire Bruce Wayne. Undone by the one night stand who you couldn't even bother to remember her name."
2023-07-25 02:42:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Maya (Blonde): "Bruce! You always end up naked when I see you. Something tells me you'll stick around longer this time."
Bruce: "You...you look familiar. Marina is it?"
Maya: "Typical selfish billionaire. Constantly toying with women. I'm not going to be your one night stand again. My...
2023-07-25 02:39:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Talia: "So it is done?"
Batman: "It is finished my love."
Talia: "The Robin is dead?"
Batman: "He was eliminated."
Talia: "You are sure?"
Batman: "Done by my hand."
Talia: "And how do you feel?"
Batman: "The legacy of al Ghul is further fortified. I feel ...
2023-07-24 03:26:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Talia, while the measures were extreme, your father is correct...this was the best way."
Talia: "So it's true. The Batman is no more?"
Batman: "The Batman does live, but it serves the cause of the League of Assassins. The serum administered has caused advanced age so that I m...
2023-07-24 03:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Ra's: "Shall we Bruce?"
Batman: "The transformation...it's nothing I've encountered before. Not like Ivy's pheromones. The love for you is rooted in my DNA. I can't override it. Ra's, you're a genuis."
Ra's: "As enemies we still respected one another. This partnership, however seeming...
2023-07-23 00:34:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Ra's: Far different from the Lazarus Pits, this pit will transform you in body and mind. You'll be much more amenable to my plans for the world and you will be able to serve my daughter for the rest of your life. Not just as one of her assassins, but as a devout and loving mother."
Batman: ...
2023-07-22 14:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Ra's: "You wish my daughter's hand and there is no one more worthy of it, detective. However, as long as our ideals differ, I cannot consent to your partnership with my beloved daughter. So, I have devised a compromise. Your wish to protect my daughter in sickness in health will be actualized, an...
2023-07-22 03:06:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Cheetah: "The great Wonder Woman. Chained by her own device. Resembling her enemy. Your fall even greater than your rise."
Wonder Woman (hissing like a cat): "Cheetah. Please. I've done everything you've asked. Please, leave my cubs alone. You've won. I am no amazon. I belong to your race. ...
2023-07-21 03:23:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Wonder Woman: "So long as I am collared I have no powers. I am a mere human, at mercy to the desires a human faces. The cravings are constant and the pains substantial. What's worse, with the nine months near conclusion, my next state will make me wish I remained this way. Curse you Cheetah. You'...
2023-07-21 03:14:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Wonder Woman: "Bruce. It can't be. We will fix this. Some way. Somehow."
Batman: "It's too late Diana. I'm of Cheetah's species to my very biology."
Wonder Woman: "I won't give up on you Bruce."
(Wonder Woman grabs Batman's hand).
Batman: "I know. Precisely your weak...
2023-07-21 03:07:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Cheetah: "Batman, transformed and collared."
Batman: "Cheetah...no no...that isn't right. Mistress Cheetah. What has happened?"
Cheetah: "You have undergone an appropriate change as a new thrawl in my lair. The collar around your neck is not only symbolic as you are now owned by me, i...
2023-07-06 03:35:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You...you did something. I can't stop. Need you inside me."
Cheetah: "Indeed I did. And what interesting language. It's working already. You are..."
Batman: "no...no...inside me? I'm..."
Cheetah: "identifying as female. And now my kiss will paralyze you for the final st...
2023-07-06 03:18:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Whatever twisted game you're up to Cheetah, there's no way you'll have me partake. Trap me as you might, I'll never hand you Wonder Woman. My will is too much for any torture you offer."
Cheetah: "Oh Batman, I have no doubt that you are right about that. That's why I've decided not...
2023-07-06 03:08:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Now before you have any crazy ideas pizza boy, I want you to understand just how strong I am. I have the strength of ten men and if I wanted to I could I could easily crush and snap you like a twig between my powerful thighs! Now cutie, if still you're feeling brave enough to give me a m...
2023-07-04 16:30:22 +0000 UTC View Post
(Batman rings the doorbell).
Batman: "Pizza Delivery for Devin! It's cheesy, it's gooey and it'll give ya a little somethin' somethin'"
Devin: "Oh shit, this girl is hot. What's your name pizza babe?"
Batman: "My name is, um, Batman."
Devin: "That's some funny shit. Especi...
2023-07-04 03:15:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Pizza Guy: "You look stunning Batman"
Batman: "Shut it Steve! This isn't a date. You know I can't resist the pizza."
Pizza Guy: "But you're here so let's make the best of it. And it isn't so bad. We've been living together for two months. And movie night last week was pretty electric....
2023-07-01 03:32:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "He's a low level thug but he's stumbled on a dangerous chemical and has been putting it in his pizza. Selling it to the school crowd and causing dangerous results. What's worse, we don't know the full effects and side effects of the drug. He should be easy to detain, there's no threat ou...
2023-06-30 17:28:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Um, um, excuse me..."
Bouncer: "What do ya want?"
Batman: "I'm looking for someone called, called the Charmer?"
Bouncer: "What's your business with him?"
Batman: "I...I knew but now I'm not sure. I know I was looking for him. He was doing something bad I think. Bu...
2023-06-30 16:28:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Mxy: "FAT"
Batman: "WAH! WAH! Mxy! You did something more that change me body. You messed with my head."
Mxy: "Well duh! A minor tweak different than the rest Fatsy! Can you tell what it is yet? Must be working. You didn't ask to change back."
Batman: "I can't you insufferable I...
2023-06-27 03:42:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Riddle me this and riddle me that! Who's got sex appeal and a mind to match? It's me, it's me, it's Batty who's going bat! Mxy you best change me before I become a criminal stat!
Mxy: "Oh Bats, this next one you'll love. It's the last and it's permanent, but you're not a villain or...
2023-06-27 03:14:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Mxy: "a villain."
Batman: "Oh what have ya' done this time Mr. Mxyie! I'm the B-Man, not Mista J's crazed sex throb! Though I am feelin' a little crazed! Hehe!"
Joker: "We need to hire that imp! C'mon Batsy! The faster we get rid of your Bat chumps, the faster I take you for a real ri...
2023-06-25 03:34:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Wonder Woman: "Come Wonder Girl. There isn't much time. The Minotaur intends to mate and has infected us with his hormonal serum. We will be in uncontrollable heat in a matter or moments."
Batman: "Myx. Fix this right now. I am not some sidekick. And I will not be Diana's underlin..."
Mr. Mxyzptlk: "Batman! How'ya doin' ol' buddy ol' pal?"
Batman: "I don't have time for your nonsense Mxyzptlk. Gotham needs..."
Mr. Mxyzptlk: "A hero. I know I know. So predictably boring Bats! How about you stay a hero, but Gotham finally gets a fun one!"
Batman: "Don't you dar...
2023-06-23 03:24:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Servant: "Is it true you were once the might champion Batman?"
Batman: "Circe. She took my manlihood, my pride, my identity. Wed me to my friend turned enemy, and conjured a child in my womb. And, yet, I still cannot help but say, "Hail Queen Circe, Queen of the Amazons. And soon Gotham." 2023-06-13 03:17:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Wonder Woman: "You are now officially my wife Batman. And by the grace of Queen Circe, you will produce a child."
Batman: "Diana, you must stop this! This cannnot be the fate of our...I mean, your people."
Wonder Woman: "Know your place Themysciran servant. You, a common weaver, are o...
2023-06-13 02:50:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Servant: "Such delicate features. Batman, you will look so beautiful for your wedding!"
Batman: "Know this. It is only Circe's commands that keep me rooted to this chair."
Servant: "Pink or Red?"
Batman: "........"
Servant: "The longer you stay silent, the longer your bott...
2023-06-13 00:11:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Servants: "Join us Batman! The waters are known to purify your soul."
Batman: "You still believe such superstition? I'd rather determine how to stop our new Queen. Don't you wish to be free of this slavery?"
Servant: "Oh Batman. Aren't you silly. There is no time for that! Not on the ...
2023-06-13 00:06:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Circe! What madness is this? Change me back immediately...my Queen! (gasp)...No. You've..."
Circe: "Ah, yes, the great detective has figured it out."
Batman: "You've transformed me into a true Themysciran. Which means I cannot leave the island...without your permission. And y...
2023-06-12 03:36:11 +0000 UTC View Post