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2025.11.26: The Gooner Ending

Burnie and Ashley discuss defrosting, learning you're smarter than adults, microwave fears, gifts for dads, Stranger Things release day, AP's Top 25 Football teams, AP Top 10 videogames, fictional kinks, Burnie's awful streak of endings, and Disney World kind of sucking.

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2025.11.25: Chomp On A Cow

Burnie and Ashley discuss Executive death threats, Starliner, Bitcoin crash, day trading, Scion fund closure, Wicked premiere, Titanic's PCP problem, and deli meats.

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2025.11.24: The Burden of Originality

Burnie and Ashley discuss passkeys, sleeping in the car, Xbox 360 turns 20, the weird weekend of American politics, Helldivers, Dispatch, Megabonk, and the terrible burden of original ideas.

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[BONUS] Weekend Q&A 2025.11.23

Burnie and Ashley ruin the lightning round... again.

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2025.11.21: Pocket Joey

Burnie and Ashley discuss Dispatch, Joey's lost episodes, funny voiced actors, Sean Astin, Gomez Addams, Star Trek lyrics, Xena, Outland, Dark Star, and fringe sci-fi favorites.

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2025.11.20: The End Of The Start Of The Conclusion

Burnie and Ashley discuss Aberdeen, Scottish weather, World Cup, geography according to Americans, Epstein, training LLMs on locked documents, Devs, Nick Offerman, Station Eleven, 1978 Dawn of the Dead, Kingdom Come, physical vs digital games, and shoveling snow.

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2025.11.19: The Backlog Of The Year Awards

Burnie and Ashley discuss 6/7, generational numbers, Epstein saga ending, Epstein saga just beginning, being cool vs being responsible, Game of the Year, Disptach, Deadpool VR, Subnautica 2, technology only used by accident, and Games Of The Year Of Our Backlog.

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2025.11.18: Lego Blockchain

Burnie and Ashley discuss chess lessons, carton physics, Rube Goldberg, female members of Jackass, Lego Economics, Home Alone, Zathura, Jumanji, Simpsons Fortnite, Vbucks, Microsoft Points, and virtual currencies.

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2025.11.17: The HUCTOFCHVSOTTEAHUBOW Award

Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend box office, Running Man 2025, Now You Don't Cant't See Me, Dispatch, AP Top 25, Tom Cruise's first Oscar, weird Oscar snubs, most coveted awards, DJI's uncertain sales future, the Maldives generational ban, and updates on RvB Restoration.

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2025.11.14: Funding The AI Arts

Burnie and Ashley discsuss Sabrina Carpenter, Veronika Slowikowska, cringe vs empathy, funding for the arts vs funding for AI artists, Vine reboots, billionaire activities, MySpace Tom, Star Trek's odd number problem, the female gaze, and RvB Restoration hits the site this weekend.

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2025.11.13: That Shallow End Crouch

Burnie and Ashley discuss the RT Podcast poster, Tobin Lee, limited runs, Valve's hardware announcements, government reopening, Tehran drinking words, liquid words, drop crocs, dads in the pool, and a new drop contest.

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2025.11.12: Yes and... Finger

Burnie and Ashley discuss Wicked 2, finger stroking, Hot Ones new show, Sean Evans, Running Man, Now You See Me's cool popcorn bucket, Funko's troubles, the end of Roombas, and the iPhone pocket.

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2025.11.11: Bananapocalypses

Burnie and Ashley discuss rainbow hexagons, rainbow marriages, the Supreme Court leaves Kim Davis on read, the SNAP escalation, AI country songs, ghost bananas, Coke AI ads, Gen V, Andor, and Burnie's baguette era.

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2025.11.10: Part One of Thirty-five

Burnie and Ashley discuss sin-based wishes, date formats, 22:22 as underrated time, left-hand drive, genie strategy, couples watching habits, Stranger Things Season 5 Parts 1-3, holiday movies, Scottish rugby, government restarts, and Tehrans' dire water scenario.

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[BONUS] 2025.11.09: Weekend Sponsor Chat

Burnie and Ashley discuss unexplored RvB ideas, collaboration with Trocadero, circadian rhythms, bot fights, Sponsor previews, website updates, and testing the circle of trust.

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2025.11.07: Responsible Cuts

Burnie and Ashley discuss Thanksgiving buffers, gift giving, Burnie's impatience, hard to find Thanksgiving foods, NSFW Reddit, getting stuck in space, Burnie VLOG, cutting inappropriate content, Uber, Austin, the modern media timelines, and GTA VI gets delayed again.

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2025.11.06: Mush Part II

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Iron Cross, strippers, Showgirls week, Mush clones, Tom Brady's genetic experiments, mandatory disclosures, Counterstrike's market crash, Reddit NFTs, Bitcoin dips below 100k, rotating socks, losing clothes, and different greens.

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2025.11.05: From A Hole In The Ground

Burnie and Ashley discuss NY elections, Ted Danson, The Good Place, Michael Schur, Jared Keeso, enviable careers, Showgirls, Dutch cuts, being Hobbits, Elon Musk on Scots, and loving our chosen home.

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2025.11.04: Proper Props

Burnie and Ashley discuss election day, prize pumpkins, Sexiest Man of the Year, Wicked, Bridgerton, the 14 month calendar, the Phantom Tim Conspiracy, Hooters comeback, Switch 2 sales numbers, and what day of the week should be the start.

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2025.11.03: Everything Gets A Date

Burnie and Ashley discuss daylights saving, relative holidays, mobile nuggets, trick or treating, Scottish commitment, blue shells, Nintendo lawsuits, and keep our vow of silence.

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[BONUS] 2025.11.02 Weekend Chat

Burnie and Ashley chat about their chill weekend of baseball, fireworks, and video games.

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2025.10.31: No More Days Til Halloween

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, John Carepenter's Halloween, Halloween 3, Meta's very personal porn habit, Best and Worst Halloween candies, dark chocolate, Nvidia hits 5 trillion, Netflix considering Warner, and weirdest movie in a franchise.

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2025.10.30: Hallow's Eve Eve

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, Trick or Treating, secret identities, high resolution, Brazil police raids, American gunboats, tourists sweeps, Error 37, cursor blindness, videogame problems, timed achievements, and the World Series enters the final stretch.

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2025.10.29: Join The Club

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, 1X Neo robot, training in the home, monkeys on the loose, and mice with beautiful heads of hair.

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2025.10.28: Waking Up To Baseball

Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying technology, Apple Live Events, the record setting-ish World Series game, Burnie and Gus Sorola at the 2005 World Series, Ashley hears Burnie's ghost, Nike's powered shoe, mainstream exoskeletons, Emily Blunt roleplay, Live Die Repeat, the Rivian eBike, Elon Musk...

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2025.10.27: Jonas Bonus

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Jonas Brothers, U2, Cam Skatebo, NY Giants, the precious resource of public attention, and thoughts about the Halo Campaign Evolved announcement.

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[BONUS] 2025.10.26 Sponsor Chat

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Cormac McCarthy, licensing behind the scenes, Jonas Brothers, and plans for a weekend of gaming in the Early Risers guild on Sea of Thieves.

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2025.10.24: The Puppy Timeline

Burnie and Ashley discuss NBA gambling busts, forest fire trials, AI police work, rooting for Canada, Pokemon Happy Meals, puppies vs lingerie, flag football Pro Bowl, and fixing the fix.

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2025.10.23: Saving Your Place

Burnie and Ashley discuss female anatomy, community posts, weight based diet plans, Bobiverse, Downton Abbey, Red vs Blue's long term structure, locking up everything, anti-theft culture, Get Smart, Rosey The Robot, and learning to love the Star Wars prequels.

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2025.10.22: Locally Sourced Content

Burnie and Ashley discuss Open AI's new browser, ASMR fugitives, The Anti Corruption of Public Morals Act, government shutdown correction, gold toilet futures, postive aspects of lockdown, drinking fountains, and peanut allergies taking a nose dive.

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