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2024.06.06: On Goes Frasier

Burnie sits down with Special Guest Becca Frasier on this edition of Morning Someone. Becca talks about her life growing up on the Texas/Mexico border, changing careers five times, & the wild adventures of Hilaria Baldwin's accent.

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2024.06.05: Tucker Did It

Burnie talks with Jason Saldaña.

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2024.06.04: One Eyed Wunderkind

Burnie and his special guest discuss Pixar's plan, giving ourselves ulcers, and a certain one-eyed monster that may or may not have directed The Matrix.

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2024.06.03: Crime Time

Burnie and Ashley discuss record scrubbings, Mike Tyson's ulcer, misattributed Nintendo quotes, and doing the time while doing the crime.

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[BONUS] 2024.06.02: Q&A Part The Third

Ashley and Burns answer your questions as submitted!

Music is Pesticides by Moselle

https://open.spotify.com/track/4aKkU38qgSKSxpSW3Cuzdi?si=5ff3b5533c2e4651

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2024.05.31: Stepbros & Techbros

Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, add a few thumbs, talk about the Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, and reminisce about their favorite brother/sister ships.

Q&A this weekend! Check out the post on the main page to submit questions.

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Taking Questions for Q&A #3

We return again, for the first time*, for the last time* to answer the queriest of questions. What mysteries of the world can we unravel for you? Look for the answers this weekend, exclusively for our Tier 2 and Tier 3 patrons.

*not accurate or financial advice

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2024.05.30: More Monkeys, More Problems

Burnie and Ashley discuss monkeys in cities, monkeys on the Titanic, monkeys in space, and billionaire monkeys.

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2024.05.29: Avocado Ghost

Burnie and Ashley discuss our declining spiritual heritage, financial domination, AI ghosts, and the 221 year locust plague.

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2024.05.28 C Minus A Equals Bees

Burnie and Ashley discuss  Terry-ology, the return of bees, the morality of new technology, ad-blocking, and the lowest common denominators in modern capitalism.

Please see our post about updating your addresss if you are a Co-Founder!

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Co-founders Club Challenge Coin Update

Good morning! We've got an update on our Co-founders Club challenge coins to share.

The coins are headed our way and then we will send them on to our co-founding patrons. We really appreciate all the support you've thrown our way as we've launched this Patreon, and we'd like to make an addi...

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2024.05.27 Dogs On A Plane!

Burnie and Ashley discuss the differences in UK/US military remembrances, the dismal state of movie theaters, and taking your dog everywhere.

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[BONUS] 2024.05.26: Full Spoiler Furiosa Talk

Bonus Patreon content! Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Furiosa movie. We don't really talk spoilers until the 18 minute mark. So, even if you haven't seen it there is something here for you to enjoy.

Full Spoilers Within For:

Furiosa

Mad Max: Fury Road

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2024.05.24: The Console War Has Ended

Burnie and Ashley discuss  the original console war, the NCAA multi-billion dollar settlement, and follow up on the week.

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2024.05.23: That's Mister Soleil To You

Burnie and Ashley discuss  the un-Olympics, channeling Donald Glover, Xmen 97, Scotch Whisky, and staying in the barrel until its time to come out. 

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2024.05.22 Creative Title

Burnie and Ashley discuss turbulence, plane stories, and the Victorian shenanigans of Bridgerton. 

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2024.05.21 Our Cousin Gro[n]k Era

Burnie and Ashley discuss getting sorted into houses, Burnie's weird high school, and Scarlett Johansson's lawyers protecting us all, all the time. 

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2024.05.20: Furyousted

Ashley steps in and does the intro while Burnie's voice recovers and they discuss helicopter crashes, Sean Combs, the great SNL Weekend Update joke swap tradition, and a massive round up of weekend news. 

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Join Us Now for Game Night

Join Us Now for Game Night

We're playing Jackbox right now! Join us in the chat on YouTube to participate.

For future reference, we'd also like to know if you prefer posts about these events in advance. We want to respect your inboxes. Please let us know how you'd like to learn about and participate in future ...

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2024.05.17 Gerald Of Riverside

Burnie and Ashley discuss  the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week. 

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2024.05.16: The Fetish & Phobias Episode

Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on.

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2024.05.15: Sometimes The Bull Wins

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation.

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2024.05.14: Sexless Bumble

Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes. 

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2024.05.13: Out Of Your Element

Burnie and Ashley discuss  New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot. 

Timestamps

00:00 Good Morning

01:20 Territorial About the Sky

05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi

09:15 Clam Chowder Faux...

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[BONUS] 2024.05.12: Red vs Blue Movie Night (01h 22m run time)

Play your copy of Restoration and follow along with Burnie as he reveals some of his motiviations for some of the moments in the Red vs Blue series finale and stories from the twenty-one year run.

CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR RVB Restoration

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2024.05.10: Established 1898

Burnie and Ashley discuss Malkovich, Malkovich & Malkovich, various factors that saved the UK economy, Helldivers 2 dismissals, and follow up on the week's top stories. 

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2024.05.09: We Have A Legal Contract

Burnie and Ashley alert the media about rental car companies, discuss the Hulk as an upset customer, fight on purpose, and then get back 118% of the time they wasted talking about FTX. 

Thank you fror supporting our Patreon!

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2024.05.08: Let's Sue America

Burnie and Ashley discuss  TikTok vs America, fragile eggs, and drive-by dumbasses. 

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2024.05.07: Zendaya Zerged My Cloudsong

Burnie and Ashley discuss  the Met Gala, RvB Restoration premiere, men's limited fashion choices and the upcoming season of The Boys.

Timestamps

00:00 Good Morning

00:45 Red vs Blue Restoration

08:40 The Boys

12:45 The Walking Dead

15:10 Furiosa

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2024.05.06: An End To Shrimp

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Helldivers 2 disaster, snakes in pants, diss tracks, endless shrimp, and the high cost of fast food. 

00:00 Good Morning

00:55 Helldivers 2 Disaster

07:20 The Fall Guy

09:45 Diss Tracks

11:35 Snakes in Pants

14:00 Ashle...

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