The unexpected three-round showdown between the Farm and Alexander’s team has begun.
The first round was an angel battle, where our farm's representative, Horkosfon, showcased her deep-rooted love for natto, securing a solid victory.
The second round followed, featuring our very own...
2025-04-01 19:18:03 +0000 UTC
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Before I knew it, the best-of-three showdown had been decided.
The Farm Team vs. Mountain of the Sacred White Maiden Team.
The first match, which happened between angels, went to Horkosfon, who made full use of her vast experience.
And now, the second match...
The world...
2025-04-01 19:11:12 +0000 UTC
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"If yacall for me, I’ll be there in a flash! The ultra-cute, super-cool love angel, Songokufon, has arrived! Bankai!!!"
Oh, hey, Songokufon. Long time no see.
By the way, I heard you’ve been hanging out with Alexander lately?
"Saint, bro, you’ve gotten kinda gloomy sinc...
2025-03-28 12:00:11 +0000 UTC
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'Sup, it’s me again.
The trade fair wrapped up without a hitch.
Well, there was a bit of chaos near the end thanks to Letasreit & Horkosfon’s sudden arrival, but everything eventually settled down.
The beans they introduced were a hit with the visitors, and they even managed...
2025-03-27 17:37:19 +0000 UTC
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My name is Alexander.
I’m just your average, everyday dragon.
I live quietly in a corner of what humans call the Human Kingdom, deep within my personal dungeon.
The name of my dungeon is the Mountain of the Sacred White Maiden.
Most dragons make their homes in mountain dunge...
2025-03-27 17:36:55 +0000 UTC
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B-Bean Kingdom?
What kind of country is that supposed to be?
"As the name suggests, it's a nation that loves beans! A country that lives for beans, by beans, and exists solely for beans!!!"
"The heavens did not place humans above beans, nor did they place beans beneath humans."
<...
2025-03-26 19:43:35 +0000 UTC
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The trade fair is still in full swing.
Not only are the Big Three Nations participating, but smaller races and independent autonomous regions have joined in as well, making it an even bigger success than expected.
Since this event has been heavily promoted worldwide, visitors have com...
2025-03-24 20:04:51 +0000 UTC
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Phew, that was a good match.
After that, I spent about an hour playing God Figure with the Demon King.
It had been a while, but it was just as fun as ever.
And with all the updates over time, the game had gotten even better.
For a moment, I thought about getting seriously into...
2025-03-21 12:00:11 +0000 UTC
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not sure how it posted the same chapter twice but ive updated it now, sorry about that!
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The trade fair is now open for business.
The Mermaid Kingdom was the first to set up their booth, and their display was nothing short of groundbreaking.
Could any other nation...
2025-03-20 12:00:12 +0000 UTC
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And just like that, the day of the trade fair arrived.
Surprisingly, everything came together pretty smoothly.
Normally, an event like this would require a ton of prep work, but not so much this time.
Since each participating nation was responsible for their own preparations, all ...
2025-03-19 18:28:37 +0000 UTC
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I am Demon King Zedan.
I’m the ruler of the demon race, and my duty is to govern.
But oh, how difficult that duty can be.
It has been many years since I inherited the throne from my father.
There was hardly ever a time when things were easy.
During war, battles raged end...
2025-03-19 18:26:10 +0000 UTC
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The Farm Kingdom-building project is coming along slowly but surely.
But just when things seemed to be settling down, another visitor arrived.
A new event is about to begin.
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"Oh, Ritheseus. How have you been?"
"Great! I’m always full of energy!"
Ritheseus had...
2025-03-19 18:25:49 +0000 UTC
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It’d be a shame to wrap up this karaage talk so soon.
So, I went ahead and served karaage for tonight’s dinner on the farm.
Junior and Norito’s reactions when they saw the karaage:
“HOKKYO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
“WHOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”...
2025-03-18 18:13:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey there, it’s me again.
My grand plan for a mixer is finally showing signs of success.
Right after the event, I’ve already spotted a few new couples here and there.
When I first pitched the idea, everyone was all, ‘Are you out of your mind?’ or ‘Do you even know how gu...
2025-03-18 18:13:19 +0000 UTC
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Tomia.
…Wow, how many decades has it been since someone last called me by that name?
When I still lived in my hometown, that’s what everyone called me.
But once I started working at the brothel and was given the stage name Rita-Shiera, I practically forgot it ever existed.
2025-03-18 18:12:59 +0000 UTC
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I am Rita-Shiera, the courtesan.
And so, this so-called mixer continues on.
“All right then, since this is a mixer, let’s bust out the booze! Nothing breaks the ice like a good drink! We’ve got fries on the table, so obviously, beer’s the perfect match!!!”
They hand me...
2025-03-18 18:12:40 +0000 UTC
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“It’s a mixer!!!”
I am Rita-Shiera, a courtesan.
…But still.
What on earth is happening here?
They’ve sat me down at a big table, with seating arranged so that men are on one side and women on the other.
And I’m on the women’s side.
It’s like they w...
2025-03-18 18:12:08 +0000 UTC
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I am Rita-Shiera.
A human courtesan from the royal capital.
That said, I was shipped off to this backwater site at the whim of those in power.
This land is still completely undeveloped, with no roads or infrastructure.
We’ll have to start from scratch if people are to l...
2025-03-17 18:14:07 +0000 UTC
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I, Rita-Shiera, a courtesan, let out a disappointed laugh at the orders I’d more or less been expecting all along.
“So this is finally the part where they toss me aside.”
I’m well aware that I’m past my prime as a working courtesan.
They’re sending me off to some far...
2025-03-17 17:39:42 +0000 UTC
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...Huu.
My name’s Rita-Shiera.
They say I’m the finest courtesan in the entire Human Kingdom.
Though let’s be honest, there’s always someone claiming to be “Number One” in this business, no matter where you go.
I’ve been in the trade for a long time now.
Ba...
2025-03-17 17:39:05 +0000 UTC
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“My Lord, there’s trouble in the development site.”
Oh, great. Another one?
I was in the middle of farm work when I got the report from the goblins.
Well, I did figure there’d be one problem after another. The development site, and by extension, this whole budding Farm Kin...
2025-03-17 17:38:13 +0000 UTC
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It’s begun.
Settlers vs. Farm Monsters.
Chiki-Chiki Intelligence Showdown! Which Side’s the Real Lower Lifeform?!
“UOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!”
They’re fired up.
Is there any battle in the world they’re more desperate not to lose than this?
But seriously, they’r...
2025-03-17 17:37:49 +0000 UTC
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Facing the problem head-on, we headed straight to the troubled development site.
When I arrived, the pioneers who were hard at work each day welcomed me with loud cheers.
“It’s Lord Saint!”
“Lord Saint has come to visit!”
My popularity in the...
2025-03-14 13:59:41 +0000 UTC
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Studying?!
That’s the last thing I want to hear!
I mean, is there any kid born in Japan who genuinely likes studying?!
Yet Orkubo and Gobukichi, the very ones who dropped that dreadful word, are all too eager to continue.
“We thought long and hard ...
2025-03-11 19:04:29 +0000 UTC
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Now that I’ve treated myself to some sweet waffles, it’s time to get down to business and start building the Farm Kingdom!
That said, I’m still at the stage where I’m laying down the groundwork.
Everything around me is a blank canvas, so blank that I’m not even s...
2025-03-10 19:12:08 +0000 UTC
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It’s me again; and I’m back at the farm.
Man, making the rounds to greet everyone really drained me.
Sure, it’s a necessary step toward building the Farm Kingdom, but for a total recluse with zero social skills like me, it was a brutal mission.
And this was ...
2025-03-07 06:58:29 +0000 UTC
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Ritheseus vs. the Earl Lifeless King.
Their fight is really heating up!
“Special Attack! Immortal Spinning Slash!!!”
“Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!”
Taking advantage of a brief opening, Ritheseus unleashes a dramatic finishing blow that lands clean...
2025-03-05 07:12:00 +0000 UTC
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I’m standing in the Human Kingdom’s government office, completely at a loss.
Because all of a sudden, Ritheseus here is trying to hand over the entire country to me!
Hang on a second, Ritheseus!
Weren’t you the one who’s been leading this country all along?&n...
2025-03-03 15:17:39 +0000 UTC
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We’ve finally arrived in the Human Kingdom.
More precisely, it’s the “New Human Kingdom,” a.k.a. the Human Republic.
I’ve visited this country a couple of times in the past, but this is my very first official trip. Naturally, I’m on edge.
“Don’t wo...
2025-03-03 15:16:24 +0000 UTC
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It’s me again.
Phew… I’m completely wiped out.
Standing in front of a crowd really does a number on my nerves.
It’s so much more exhausting than swinging a hoe all day on the farm.
This is the kind of fatigue that hits you right in the spirit, not j...
2025-02-28 10:02:00 +0000 UTC
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