Winter is almost over.
But before the snow melts, there is one more project I’d like to try: tea brewing, something I have been thinking about doing for a long time!
It’s one of the ideas that came to mind when deciding what refreshing beverages we can make on the farm....
2022-11-02 11:12:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is going on here, really?
If we were to summarize what has happened so far...
• A box fell from the sky.
• I opened it.
• A woman came out.
• Letasreit beat up the woman.
Why did a box fall from the sky, or why was there a wom...
2022-11-02 11:10:44 +0000 UTC View PostA woman named Pandora came out of the box.
This situation is changing rapidly beyond our comprehension.
Pandora is a stunningly beautiful woman with dark hair, all the while clad in armor.
Her eyes are filled with ambition, and she looks just like a natural...
2022-11-02 10:44:55 +0000 UTC View PostHey, it’s me.
We’re bored out of our minds during winter with fewer things to do.
After I finished all the chores and put Junior to bed, I was free.
I wanted to give Platy some alone time, so I went outside and found people amusing themselves in the winter season....
2022-10-29 20:21:40 +0000 UTC View PostAll women art either scum or trash.
Every single one of those folk dares to seduce mine own husband.
Oh, I am Hera, queen of the most wondrous god Zeus.
“I think Father instigates that on his own. The women find it a nuisance too.”
What...
2022-10-29 20:13:51 +0000 UTC View PostAfter the festivities at Orkubo’s Castle came to an end, we returned to the farm.
Without any particular work to do in the winter, we were left with a lot of time on our hands.
When I have free time, my mind tends to wander and suddenly remember things I have nearly...
2022-10-26 18:25:58 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Serbenhough.
I am one of the coolest adventurers in the Human Kingdom.
And I’m in A-class!
Do you have any idea how incredible A-class is? Out of the tens of thousands of adventurers in the world, there are only less than a hundred of us.
If you don...
2022-10-25 18:11:46 +0000 UTC View PostThere was already a casualty right after Orkubo’s Castle, EX mode for advanced players, began.
“Not Sir Dalkish...!”
“He, who held the record for two consecutive years of clearing the castle, is already out of the game...?!”
Zoth Syra then appears...
2022-10-25 17:56:55 +0000 UTC View PostAll right. Let’s turn our attention back to the main game at Orkubo’s Castle.
Once again, courageous contestants are going to challenge the impregnable castle.
There are no specific requirements, so anyone can participate as long as they are in good health.
Among ...
2022-10-25 17:26:30 +0000 UTC View PostNow, it’s time for Orkubo’s Castle!
Many participants are heading for the castle tower, across the beam, up the hill, and into the castle!
The cheers of the spectators are even more powerful now that Silver Wolf’s demonstration has fired them up!
We h...
2022-10-21 14:58:28 +0000 UTC View PostThus, the exhibition race at Orkubo’s Castle resulted in a huge comeback victory for Silver Wolf.
“Silver Wolf! Silver Wolf! Silver Wolf! Silver Wolf! Silver Wolf!!!”
The crowd gave a generous chant to the winner, congratulating him on his victory.
Af...
2022-10-20 18:50:48 +0000 UTC View PostIf the castle tower were to be reached by such a foul technique, the reputation of Orkubo’s Castle would be ruined.
So, a desperate anti-aircraft intercept attempt was made by the staff.
The cushioned catapult was prepared to launch high-aim barrages.
“Hahahahahah...
2022-10-19 10:51:16 +0000 UTC View PostThus, the race is underway.
S-class adventurers Golden Bat and Silver Wolf are fighting a battle of willpower and pride as professionals.
But the plan was a friendly competition as a build-up for the main event...
A stifling atmosphere hangs in the air.
... 2022-10-18 16:02:59 +0000 UTC View PostAnd so, the day of the event has arrived.
Ten-tennen! Orkubo’s Castle: Season Three!!!
The previous seasons were well received; this time, the number of participants has hit a new record!
As always, we intend to make this event as lively as possible.<...
2022-10-15 09:52:00 +0000 UTC View Post“Orkubo’s Castle will be held again this year!!!”
A round of applause erupts.
It has become a winter tradition at our farm, although it’s hosted at a place far from here.
When was it...two years ago, I think? What started as the orcs’ wish to buil...
2022-10-13 15:58:35 +0000 UTC View Post“Depurressing! I can’t believe it already ended the moment it started!!!”
“This isn’t fair! Isn’t the guardian supposed to be waiting at the end of the dungeon? Why is he here at the entrance?!”
The S-class adventurers Black Cat and Golden Bat have completed t...
2022-10-12 13:57:56 +0000 UTC View Post“Please forgive them, Lord Saint. They are selfish people who only care about their interests...!” frantically says Silver Wolf as he gets downs on his knees, sweating profusely.
Er...I’m not quite sure about the sweating profusely part with all that fur covering his face.<...
2022-10-11 18:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostWinter has arrived, despite all that has happened.
We have experienced winter multiple times on the farm, so we have grown accustomed to it.
The earth spirits part with us to hibernate during this cold season, and the orcs go fishing in the distant seas.
I’m still trying to create an octopus dish after I upset everyone by fooling around by making octopus wieners and tacos.
In order to maintain my dignity as a husband, I must create a genuine dish today.
And so, I jog my memory to see what kind of octopus recipes I know.
2022-10-08 14:13:16 +0000 UTC
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An octopus came to our farm.
It came out of nowhere for who knows what, but the fact is that the octopus is here.
And it’s not just any octopus. It’s ginormous.
I fear it could even sink an industrial ship if the octopus were to wrap itself around it. <...
2022-10-06 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re back on the farm, and I say again: Platy is pregnant with her second child!
I’m so happy!
Whoo!
Not only is our family growing, but Junior will finally be a big brother!
That alone is great news, but it doesn’t stop there.
Puffer and...
2022-10-05 17:29:20 +0000 UTC View PostThus ended a very successful dungeon conquering competition.
...Huh?
The single unlimited match between Queen Glasya and Pink Tonton wasn’t the main event?
Well, no one said that, right?
Today’s focus was unveiling the new Dragon Emperor’s Castl...
2022-10-04 11:56:35 +0000 UTC View PostPlaty’s pregnant with her second child?!
Yay!
Woohoooooo!!!
I can’t help but jump for joy hearing this good news!
I received blessings from the Demon King and Arowana, who are also with me.
But, putting that aside... We must keep ...
2022-10-04 08:11:32 +0000 UTC View Post“Thank you, Lord Alexander!”
“We feel energized thanks to you, Lord Alexander!”
“Because of you, I can continue being the Prime Minister!”
After cheering up Lord Alexander, we headed to the next area, leaving one “golden” idiot behind after beating him...
2022-10-03 17:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostThus completed the formation of a temporary interracial party consisting of a human, a demon, and a mermaid—me (Silver Wolf), Mamoru, and Zoth Syra.
Golden Bat is following us, seemingly bored, but I’ll try not to mention him as much as possible.
Our focus is coop...
2022-09-30 15:38:37 +0000 UTC View PostAhem, Silver Wolf, representing the S-class adventurer group here.
We’re still exploring the dungeon ruled by the Geyser Dragon.
And as we were competing against other teams, we crossed paths with each other.
If I recall, they’re from the demon team and the mermai...
2022-09-29 19:08:49 +0000 UTC View PostHello, it’s me, Mamoru of the Heavenly Four, also known as “Mamoru from the Shadows.”
Our team's best member, Lord Belphgamilia, got eliminated early, leaving us in a pinch.
Can we conquer this dungeon where the greatest dragon lives without Lord Belphgamilia’s supe...
2022-09-28 18:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Silver Wolf, an S-class adventurer, and I’m here at Dragon Emperor’s Castle!
It’s an extremely rare dungeon ruled by the Dragon Emperor!
Nothing would make an adventurer happy than venturing into such a place!
The moment you take a step inside, you’ll fe...
2022-09-27 18:29:30 +0000 UTC View Post...Platy has dropped out of the competition.
She is pregnant with her second child. Congrats to her.
But as the Witch of the Abyss, Zoth Syra, who is forced to do everything, I’m not satisfied with this turn of events.
Do I still have to explore this dungeon?
...
2022-09-26 20:32:46 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me, Zoth Syra, the Witch of the Abyss.
I’m unwillingly taking part in a dungeon-exploration competition(?) organized by the land-dwellers.
At first, I thought I’d give whoever sent this proposal to my office a good beating, but in the end, I got coerced int...
2022-09-26 20:08:45 +0000 UTC View Post