I’m Desmask, an elder spirit.
Everyone, please feel free to call me Desmask.
Mr. Desmask?
Sir Desmask?
No, just Desmask and nothing else, desumasu.
I live in the mighty currents... in a cave on an uninhabited island off D...
2023-06-09 13:02:11 +0000 UTC View PostWithout a moment’s delay, let’s call her in.
"Come on, Platy!"
"Yeah, yeah, coming."
Platy, holding our second son Norito in her arms and our eldest son Junior's hand, comes forward.
I asked my wife Platy, a master at making potions, to...
2023-06-08 14:18:26 +0000 UTC View PostAnd thus, we find ourselves creating a superhero.
Just by looking at the name, it sounds like some secret society trying to manipulate the world from behind the scenes.
We’re starting with creating the transformation belt that the superhero would wear.
After we went through the farm graduates’ letters, I got the urge to try something new.
Lately, I’ve been thinking about something.
My kids.
I want to spend more time playing with them, be more attached to them, and create core memories that ...
2023-06-05 13:27:40 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again.
Reading the letters updating me on the graduates’ current situations is truly a joy.
I’m deeply moved seeing how they’ve all grown.
Even Sensei, the Lifeless King, was moved to tears, overwhelmed by emotion.
We have to work even...
2023-06-02 17:23:14 +0000 UTC View PostQueen Puffer, you seem pretty confident fighting on your own turf, don’t you?
Too naïve.
These are the candidates I, the Head Attendant of the Mermaid Palace, Clam, carefully picked.
They’re not just of noble blood, their skills are undoubtedly above a...
2023-06-01 16:55:08 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Clam.
I hail from the distinguished Shell family, which has served the Mermaid Royal Family for generations.
Our lineage has dutifully occupied roles such as stewards and the lady’s attendants in the palace, ensuring the smooth running of royal life ...
2023-05-31 16:11:53 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again.
I’ve finished reading Ritheseus’ long letter.
It felt like reading an epic that would exceed a hundred pages...!
“Sounds like he’s doing his best back at his home territory...!”
It appears he’s currently giving ...
2023-05-30 13:16:23 +0000 UTC View Post“Huh? Me, a feudal lord?”
Caught off guard, I found myself lost for words.
Nevertheless, those around me quickly formed a consensus and pushed forward.
“That’s a good idea. Ritheseus has been trained and nurtured under Lord Saint. He certainly can f...
2023-05-29 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post“Blerghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
Upon being slapped, Saldacase spun around at high speed, spinning in place like a top.
After a while, friction with the ground started to slow his rotation, and his momentum gradually diminished.
As soon as his spinning c...
2023-05-27 16:36:50 +0000 UTC View Post“A lackey of the feudal lord? Bullshit...!”
I, Ritheseus, a farm graduate, am currently engaged in battle.
I’m facing off against bandits causing trouble in the territory.
“You’ve got some nerve to talk after creating the circumstances that forced...
2023-05-26 15:55:35 +0000 UTC View PostIt has been a few days since I returned to my hometown.
I’ve been swamped the entire time, working round-the-clock to restore the territory that fell into disarray because of that idiot heir, to compensate for all the time I spent training.
At first, I thought it’d be f...
2023-05-25 11:32:43 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s still me, the human Ritheseus, narrating this story.
When I returned after several years to the estate of the feudal lord, who had cared for me since I was a child, I found it in a state of ruin.
I couldn’t leave it like this, so I put everything I had l...
2023-05-24 12:37:47 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Ritheseus, a human who has just returned from the farm.
When I returned to the mansion I once served, it was in ruins.
An utter shock!
It’s so dilapidated that it can be called a haunted house or a ruin, but to my surprise, people still live here. 2023-05-23 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
My name is Ritheseus.
Until now, I’ve been studying on Lord Saint’s farm, reaching a certain level of proficiency and finally being recognized as a full-fledged individual.
The learning period is over, and now I’ve graduated and come home to put into practice what I...
2023-05-22 15:04:59 +0000 UTC View PostSsssssip...!
Coffee’s so good. Oh, hey, it’s me again.
The elves have circulated the tea leaves they produced, and time has passed.
Offering the final product for free or nearly free is a typical strategy for launching a new product.
...
I’m Creepie, a human.
I’m in a huge bind right now.
My beloved father has fallen ill and has been bedridden for quite some time.
According to the doctor, he might not even see tomorrow.
Oh, why has this happened...?
Just a f...
2023-05-19 15:13:37 +0000 UTC View Post“You know, manjuu were originally sweets offered to gods who demanded a sacrifice. That’s why the character for ‘head’ is in its name. They’re like fake severed heads.”
“Eww, that sounds so gross.”
“Right? Gods are such jerks, no matter the world you’re in.”
<... 2023-05-18 13:21:29 +0000 UTC View PostThe elves’ overwhelming tea strategy... on a global scale?!
Who would’ve thought they had been preparing to launch tea to such a thorough degree...?!
Although it wasn’t precisely because of their inspiration, I had been feeling motivated since early spring....
2023-05-17 16:08:32 +0000 UTC View PostSpring is the perfect season to start something new.
So, with many things happening at once, I’ll put the topic of the farm school aside for now and tell a different story.
Because it’s spring, the Sakura Yggdrasil, a signature scenery of the farm, is in full...
2023-05-17 12:35:25 +0000 UTC View PostSpring has come.
I wonder how many springs have passed since I came to this world.
This one feels particularly poignant.
Spring is a season of meeting and parting.
An event emphasizing the “parting” aspect will be held early this season—the grad...
2023-05-15 14:44:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe pyramid has become an impregnable fortress.
The World Heritage Site where the earth spirits have holed up, laden with traps and interior dungeons, is difficult to attack but easy to defend.
At its top, the earth spirits declare what sounds like a victory.
... 2023-05-13 15:57:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat in the world is happening in the pyramid, you ask?
The earth spirits, who should be dormant in winter, are active and doing as they please inside the pyramid.
No one could explain what was going on when I asked about it.
If no one knows, we ...
2023-05-12 16:17:10 +0000 UTC View PostEarth spirits.
Cute beings that live on our farm.
Spirits are originally formless beings that help with the workings of the world.
But on this farm, due to various special conditions, they’ve materialized and run around like ordinary creatures.
...
I, Shax, the president of Pandemonium Trading Company, am in distress...!
The sale of goods without disclosing their contents, as suggested by Lord Saint, was indeed profitable.
Customers would keep buying until they got the item they wanted, and if they wanted t...
2023-05-10 11:47:41 +0000 UTC View PostThus, the irregular Orkubo’s Castle: Snow Festival Arc comes to a peaceful close, and life returns to our usual farm routine.
Then again, it’s still winter, so there isn’t much to do.
Winter is basically the farming off-season, after all.
With lots of...
2023-05-09 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe creepy beastly statue with multiple arms, legs, and heads could curse you if you stare at it.
I initially thought it was a form of harassment to have such a sculpture made, but after the Snow Festival ended, the one redeeming aspect was that we could dispose of this wicked go...
2023-05-08 19:39:55 +0000 UTC View PostSensei, the Lifeless King, is fired up.
When it comes to his students, he loses his usual composure and acts like a typical Lifeless King.
To be fair, his basic abilities are dimensions beyond common sense, so it’s undeniable that everything he does is out of t...
2023-05-07 11:51:36 +0000 UTC View PostYup, it’s me again.
The Snow Festival that I organized is going well.
The attraction that created the biggest stir was my snow Tokyo Tower and the guardian deity sculptures by the proud elf and dwarf races.
Then, Junior made the snow Thousand-Armed Kannon...
2023-05-06 11:04:35 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings, ‘tis I, Apollo, god of art and sun.
I am frighted.
What doth frighten me, thou ask? ‘Tis the mortals who art building yet another tower.
The mortals built a tower to invade the path of the gods dwelling in the skies aforetime, and I was extre...
2023-05-05 15:34:11 +0000 UTC View Post