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#798 Tolerable Thinness of Being

It’s me again.

I just got back from watching a wrestling match. If you asked me if that was really wrestling, I’d have a hard time answering straight away.

Junior, who watched it with me, seemed to enjoy it, especially since his mother was part of the match.&...

#797 The True Conclusion

It is I, Shinbishanme, a true journalist and a warrior for the news, standing up to great evils.

Yes! I’ve done it!

I’ve got a massive scoop!

The identity of the mysterious masked wrestler, Miss Bean Crush, is none other than Princess Letasreit!

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#796 The Revelation

“Heh...! I admit defeat...!”

Though Platy was bested by the ultimate bean technique, she took the loss gracefully. 

Despite being blown away, she bounced back into the ring, looking relatively unscathed.

“To be able to repel solmization magic... ...

#795 Gamma May

Letasreit vs. Mrs. Astres.

Or Miss Bean Crush vs. Demon General.

The tension builds as their match continues.

Mrs. Astres continues to unleash a barrage of shockwaves, leaving Letasreit with no choice but to maintain a defensive stance from a safe distance....

#794 The Impenetrable Anti-Aircraft Wife

“Heh heh heh...! Just because you defeated Aileron doesn’t mean you should get cocky. She was just the weakest among us,” says my wife, acting like a true villain.

This is making me want to explode with frustration from my seat.

“Your next opponent isn�...

#793 The Third Assassin

Neptune Queen and the Demon General.

In an unbelievable match set up by the genius promoter, Horkosfon, Letasreit faces formidable opponents!

Both of them stand at the top tiers of the merfolk and demon race!

How will Letasreit handle this intense situation...

#792 The Rivals Appear

“Bean-kenstein!!!”

“Super Bean Backbreaker!!!”

“Natto Stretch!!!”

“Pursuit Elbow!!!”

Letasreit is unstoppable.

Or should I say Miss Bean Crush?

Either way, with her mask on, she dances around the ring like a butterfly, grab...

#791 The Mask Hunter’s Messenger

And so it finally begins.

The match that would decide the fate of Letasreit’s wrestling career and, incidentally, whether or not world peace would be disturbed.

The Mask-Ripping Deathmatch.

Apparently, it’s a standard format in the wrestling world, give...

#790 Máscara Contra Máscara

It’s me.

As I expected, my worst fears came true.

I always get my predictions right.

The white will win!

But...it lost.

Well, whatever.

Anyway, as I had guessed, Letasreit’s case was taking a perilous turn.

...

#789 He Who Pursues the Truth

My name is Shinbishanme.

I am a noble journalist.

My mission is to write articles and convey the truth of the world to the masses.

Everyone in this world has the right to know the truth!

It’s my duty to uncover secrets that some powers might be hidi...

#788 The Masked Princess Takes Off

Autumn deepens.

The foliage changes color, transforming from green to golden hues, and someone finds this transformation incredibly exhilarating. 

Who might that be?

It’s Letasreit.

Suddenly, she’s sparring with a group of orcs in ...

#787 HAPPY HAPPY

After seeking abundant prayers from Sugawara no Michizane, we successfully completed junior’s Shichi-Go-San.

“May he mature with a gentle spirit. Let it be so that he does not cast aspersions upon his peers and cast them asunder.”

Compared to other gods I k...

#786 Ultimate vs. Supreme

“You know, now that you mention it... Junior really does seem to have a divine gift.”

Sensei looks closer, cementing this astounding revelation.

Wait, when did this happen?!

I thought we refused all the gifts the gods tried to give him!

#785 Mitama-gami

“Whawuhwhawhahaaaaaaaat?!”

“What’s with this god?!”

The gods of earth and sea are astonished by the foreign deity summoned through Sensei’s secret technique.

I mean, the overwhelming presence it exuded was beyond belief.

Even I had to catc...

#784 The Place Where God Dwells

The shrine is finished.

It took about three days.

Impressive.

It’s no surprise, given how many buildings our orcs have constructed so far.

They work incredibly fast, but that doesn’t mean they skimp on quality.

The main part of th...

#783 Frontier Genius

It is I, the young prodigy seamstress, Shalanthea.

Huh? I’m still just an apprentice, you say?

Quiet, you.

Even as an apprentice, a genius has been different from the rest since birth.

What am I saying? There’s an aura about them!

You know, ...

#782 Otherwordly Shichi-Go-San Plan

Prime numbers. I must count the prime numbers...!

Three, five, seven, eleven, thirteen...!

Here, we can already see the famous 7-5-3.

...Huh? Two’s a prime number, too? Eh, let’s not sweat the small stuff.

Right now, what’s crucial is celebratin...

#781 Celebrating Birth

Before I knew it, we were in the middle of autumn.

It’s no exaggeration to say that spring and summer had been consumed mostly by the joint wedding ceremony.

Such a significant event meant that I hoped for autumn to be more relaxed.

But even in this off-s...

#780 Who’s that Challenger?

Our okonomiyaki party goes on.

We have Kraken, Desmask, and the Horned Boar happily sizzling away at the iron grill.

“Hey, hey, hey! The fun party has started!”

“The taste of the seafood wrapped in the okonomiyaki batter is so good, desumasu!!!”

“The s...

#779 As You Like It

Oil the surfaceee.

Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle.

The iron plate roars with heat.

Underneath, flames rage, heating the surface even further with the oil.

The heat feels oppressive, almost tangible from this distance.

The air...

#778 The Battle Between the Sea and the Mountain

Yup, it’s me again.  

The long joint wedding is over, and regular operations are back on from today.

Okayyy, everyone, switch gears.  

Party time’s overrrr. Shake off that light-headedness, and no more frolicking.

Now that Zoth Syra and ...

#777 The Strongest Dragons’ Battle (Lower)

Things are about to get exciting!

Listen closely, because this farm dragon, Veil, is about to tell a thrilling story!

...Hm? What’s up, Master?

You’re asking if I didn’t help Alexander in his fight against the idiot?

...

Hmmmmmm.

Cle...

#776 The Strongest Dragons' Battle (Upper)

Yo, it’s the one and only great farm dragon Veil.

What’s the story today?

...

Ah, it’s about the Proto-Geyser Dragon? 

She did make an appearance at the recent wedding ceremony, after all.

Of course you’d want to know how...

#775 Post-Party Melancholy

Belena of the demon race speaking.

Having returned to the farm after the grand event, a joint wedding ceremony, things are quieting down again.

The party was bustling and eventful, but once it’s over, we’re back to the peaceful rhythm of our everyday lives.

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#774 The Joint Wedding’s Recap

Happy Wedding—it’s me.

The joint wedding ceremony that started on a whim turned out to be livelier than expected.

Firstly, having four couples combined for the event brought in a considerable crowd.

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#773 The Attendants’ Perspective 3: The Young Lady’s Closure

It’s me, demon noblewoman Nehera.

I can’t believe that the designer behind the Noujou brand actually exists!!!

...Well, of course, someone has to make the clothes.

But to think that designer is engaged to Lord Olba?!

How can ...

#772 The Attendees' Perspective 2: Through the Eyes of Yesteryears

My name is Traditional Betta.

A grand general, tasked with defending the Mermaid Kingdom.

I’m also the head of the esteemed Betta House, a lineage serving the Mermaid Royal Family. We’ve been birthing heroes and warriors for generations.

Since my youth,...

#771 The Attendees’ Perspective 1: The Man Who May Be Unbothered but Can Still Be Taken by Surprise

I am Olba, a Demon King’s Army officer.

Well... actually, I’m about to retire from the army and become a nobleman due to my upcoming marriage. But due to some responsibilities, I’ll have to remain in service for a little while, even after getting married.

Y...

#770 Dragon Hunting

It has begun.

The wedding’s grand entertainment(?) —a Dragon Showdown — is at its climax. 

Facing off are the current Geyser Dragon, Ardheg, and his antagonist, the dragon leader, Charleartz.

Team Anti-Ardheg, though uninvited, decided to crash t...

#769 What is Strength?

Here’s a record of the intermission matches that happened at the Dragon Wedding Reception:

1. Veil makes use of the opponent’s sabotage and finishes first.

2. The second match was a messy, voided game due to unclear victory conditions.

3. The third game was voided...