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#978 Norito’s Growth

Seasons come and go.

It’s me again.

After a long winter filled with all sorts of events, spring has finally returned to our farm.

“Our season has come backkkkkkkk!!!”

“Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!”

Even the cherry bl...

#977 Getting Wild

I’m Clemon, your everyday demoness, happily rescued.

All those nasty people who tried to kidnap us got nabbed.

There were dozens, but not one got away.

All thanks to the army troops swarming in.

“Hey, Gray Silva! Great job again!�...

#976 Downtown Hunter

It’s me, Clemon.

Who would’ve thought I’d get caught up in a kidnapping?

Being a young, naïve girl really didn’t help.

“Man, these chicks are real suckers. Falling for such an obvious scam...”

“That’s why we like them dumb. If the...

#975 The Café Barista’s Secret

I’m Clemon.

I’m a vibrant and lively young girl living in the Demon Capital!

However, my life plan is set in stone.

My dream is to become a bureaucrat and work for the Demon Kingdom. So right now, I’m studying hard at school!

Bu...

#974 He Who Has Never Caught a Cold...

Y’know...

If you call yourself a mountaineering expert, you should at least know how dangerous winter mountains can be!!!

Even a newbie like me knows that much from hearsay!

Out of the blue, this S-rank adventurer (or former), Golden Bat, shows up. 2024-06-18 16:55:50 +0000 UTC View Post

#973 Mountain Climbing Club

It’s still the dead of winter.

Uninvited guests have a knack for showing up at the worst times.

“It’s me, Golden Bat.”

“Go home.”

Here we go again with this S-class adventurer.

Ever since he discovered my farm, he’s been droppi...

#972 Where Santa Returns

On a night when soybeans piled up like snow...

The relentless soybean gift campaign by Letasreit is still going strong.

“Master, this is bad! At this rate, the town will be buried in beans!!!”

Even Veil feels the urgency of the situatio...

#971 Christmas Eve’s Crusade

t’s me. Or rather, I’m not quite my ordinary self tonight.

I’m Santa Claus.

Yes, the one and only, bringing dreams and gifts to children around the world.

I’m Santa Claus.

I arrived in town to deliver presents and was greeted with weapons ...

#970 Reindeer Visit

I’m Jiteo.

I’m an eight-year-old boy living in the Human Kingdom.

I really don’t like winter.

Why? Because there’s nothing to do.

Spring is warm, full of blooming flowers, and so much fun.

Summer is hot, but you get to p...

#969 To the Sacred Night Sky

The Christmas party, mistaken for my birthday celebration, is in full swing.

First, come the barrage of presents for me.

Since birthdays mean gifts, lots of people brought me presents.

“Lord Saint, I present a portion of our demon territory! Use it ho...

#968 A Gift to the Saint

Continuing with the Christmas preparations.

We’ve got our hands on a nice, sturdy conifer for the Christmas tree, but we can’t just leave it bare. We need to think about decorations too.

If we go about this haphazardly, we’ll end up with paper strips hanging off the...

#967 The God Governing Christmas

I was completely engrossed in my Christmas preparations.

Then, a visitor arrived.

Just when I’m pouring my heart and soul into this, who dares to interrupt me?!

“It is I.”

Great, the gods have shown up...

#966 The True Seven-Faced Body

We have secured a Christmas tree!

Well, the foundation for it, anyway.

We still need to decorate it with ornaments and other trinkets. The sakura, plum, and palm trees are still causing quite a ruckus, though, refusing to accept their fate.

But for now,...

#965 A Tree’s Qualifications

Here we are, gearing up to celebrate Christmas.

With great solemnity, by the way.

We must prepare a Christmas party where everyone can have a pure and enjoyable time.

...I’ve given up correcting the misconception that Christmas is my birt...

#964 The Forgotten Sabbath

And so, the saintess, left dazed and confused, was taken home by Sensei.

Though it’s unclear what kind of life she’ll lead from now on, I hope she enjoys this new chance, considering her young and tragic fate.

Now, let’s turn the spotlight back to our l...

#963 Relics  

I’d say that was a bit careless.

I should have been more mindful of the fact that Saintess Maradona, having returned to our world after generations of absence, has a touchy history with the royal family of the old Human Kingdom.

Maybe I should’ve waited for a better m...

#962 The Saintess’ Farm Study

Yes, Saintess Maradona has returned to our world.

But she’s not here to rest in peace. She’s here to stay.

First things first, she needs a crash course on what’s changed over the past few centuries.

“Well, the Human Kingdom has fall...

#961 The Saintess’ Apprenticeship

By the way, the legendary figure known as Thomack Moore...

...Is actually Sensei.

Even though he’s now a Lifeless King, the most powerful undead around, he used to be quite famous in his living days. So famous that history remembers him as Thomack Moore. 2024-06-01 19:38:02 +0000 UTC View Post

#960 The True History

I couldn’t shake off the suspicion that it might be someone else with the same name, so I decided to check directly with the saintess herself, Maradona.

“Yes, that’s right. I am the very same Saintess Maradona.”

Rrrrrreallyyyyy?

Even th...

#959 Legend of the Saintess

Saintess Maradona.

I quickly turn my head to look at the self-proclaimed saintess rolling around over there.

“Gyaaahhh!!! The flames bursting out for my regeneration won’t go outtttttttttttttttt!!!”

That woman is supposed to be Sainte...

#958 The Saintess According to History  

What’s the deal with this saintess?

She suddenly came back to life from mere bones and started causing chaos everywhere. But her actual strength was nothing special. She got repeatedly beaten up by an average Lifeless King, the Earl.

Well, average or not, r...

#957 The Saintess of Old

“Don’t worry! I’m a saintess! The fact that I came back to life is because of the blessings of the sacred gods! I’m not an evil undead! Therefore, I’m innocent! Case closed!”

Looks Like this saintess avoided a complete mental breakdown with her own convoluted logic....

#956 Resurrection is a Saintly Pursuit

The story thus far:

While tending to a cremation, the deceased decided to come back to life.

You might be wondering what I’m talking about, but trust me, I’m just as clueless as you are.

Doesn’t fire turn everything to ashes and then ...

#955 The Saintess’ Funeral

This season’s Orkubo’s Castle wrapped up early.

Hip-hip-hooray! It’s me again.

Winter has set in over at the farm, and everyone’s lounging about in a relaxed mood.

After all, winter = downtime for farming.

Time gently flows by...

#954 The Deities’ Frolic After the Party – Second Half

The story thus far:

The naïve otaku, Hephaestus, finds himself close to losing his self-composure, pressed sorely by his former wife, the not-so-otaku-friendly gyaru goddess known as Ishtar, who in another life bore the name Aphrodite.

There is but one cours...

#953 The Deities’ Frolic After the Party – First Half

“Waaaaaaaah! Vulcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!”

Such a scream from Brother Hephaestus is unheard of till now.

Ah, introductions art due belatedly—it is I, Hermes, the god of wisdom.

And here we art in the celestial realm.

Witnessing through ...

#952 Otherworldly Robot War

Phew, it’s me again.

This year’s Orkubo’s Castle event wrapped up without a hitch.

There were moments when I wondered how things would turn out, but thanks to Ritheseus’ unexpectedly adept maneuvering, everything settled down nicely.

The problem...

#951 Count Your Sins

Continuing, I am Hermes, a celestial deity.

The cause of Hephaestus’ mental turmoil, it would seem... are giant robots!!!

“...Huh?”

So sudden was this revelation, I could scarcely follow.

What is a giant robot?

#950 The Strongest Deity

Bonjour to all, ‘tis Hermes, the celestial deity.

In recent times, the heavens have been most tranquil.

The reason is that the celestial king Zeus, the root cause of nearly all troubles, hath been imprisoned.

Without that troublesome old man, the cele...

#949 Aotagai

Yes, it’s me again.

The prelims at Orkubo’s Castle had me wondering how it would all pan out.

But it ended on a high note with a bang.

I thought it was all over when Ritheseus, called up in a hurry, unexpectedly got eliminated in the first round. 2024-05-22 19:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post