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#1067 A Beautiful War

Well, this all started rather abruptly.

A debate among the gods.

For some reason, the war goddess Athena and the war god Velesares have decided to descend to the mortal realm to clash over their opinions.

The topic of today’s debate is how to deal wit...

#1066 A Live Debate Until the End  

“Thanks for coming all the way out here, Sensei.”

“Please, think nothing of it.”

First things first, I invited Sensei the Lifeless King over.

In reality, he’d arrived at the farm ages ago and was apparently having a blast in a snowball fight w...

#1065 The Hero Heads to the Saint’s Farm

My encounter with the hero Momoko came as a bit of a surprise, even to me.

I hadn’t realized someone had been searching for the farm for such a long time.

So, I thought, “Well, might as well show her around,” and guided her to the farm.

“This is...

#1064 The Saint has been Found

All right, that’s a wrap for this year’s Orkubo’s Castle.

Time to pack up, everyone!

But don’t let your guard down just yet. The event isn’t over until you’re safely home.

Make sure our departing guests make it back without any injuries, so please guide ...

#1063 Curtain Call and Awarding

It’s me again.

We’ve wrapped up this year’s Orkubo’s Castle without a hitch.

Since it was our first festival after that massive baby boom, I think the dads were extra fired up in the competitions this time to celebrate the birth of their kids and to show appreciat...

#1062 Arms United

The Demon Prince Goetia stands at the fourth gate.

Well, that’s technically me, though.

The first and second checkpoints had some interesting theatrics, but the third obstacle took things to a whole new level.

At Orkubo’s Castle’s third obstacle, ...

#1061 A Small Holy Demon

Once again, it’s me Demon Prince Goetia.

Every single day, including today, is essential nourishment on my journey to becoming the Demon King.

I can’t afford to waste even a moment.

Today’s event at Orkubo’s Castle will surely be another preciou...

#1060 A Mini-Challenge

I’m Goetia.

Eldest son of the great Demon King, Zedan.

One day, I’ll step into my dad’s shoes and lead the demon race and our kingdom as the next Demon King.

The responsibility and hope for the future always set my heart on fire!

So today, I...

#1059 A Holy Sword’s Murmur EX

My name’s Annihilating-Holy Sword Siebengrün.

I’m one of the Seven Holy Swords forged by the Underworld God, Hades.

We Seven Holy Swords are destined to destroy each other.

We battle, win, crush, and snap our foes in half, devouring their essence t...

#1058 Hero vs Demon King

The Demon King Who Got His Buff Body Back Thanks to Natto!

...Not that a summary of previous events would make any sense.

In any case, the Demon King shed his chubby shell and reclaimed his title as the strongest once more.

Even Hero Momoko is utterly o...

#1057 The Demon King’s Revival

As the fourth checkpoint’s trial concluded, the arena was engulfed in a storm of boos.

Why, you ask?

Because Momoko’s victory was just too dirty!

Naturally, the audience was furious at seeing evil triumph, shouting, “You’ve got to be bullshittin...

#1056 Hero vs Hero

And so, the battle begins between Ritheseus and... that woman now calling herself Momoko? The summoned hero from another world.

It’s a showdown of heroes, old versus new.

On one side, a hero from ancient times who gained superhuman powers by inheriting divi...

#1055 Gama Kenpo

At the third checkpoint, something unexpected happened.

An actual sword fight broke out?!

“Take that! And this! Ha!”

“Wraaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!”

Defending the checkpoint is none other than Mermaid King Arowana.

He rules over the vast ocean...

#1054 A Hero Challenging the King of the Seas

It’s me again. The event’s in full swing.

Orkubo’s Castle is bustling with excitement again this year.

As we move into the afternoon session, things are getting unusually lively.

It all started with the new support system we introduced.

&nbs...

#1053 Rivalry Between the Newbie and Pro

Still your favorite hero, Momoko, speaking!

Actually, scratch that. I’m not a hero right now!

I’m just your humble challenger, Momoko!

A lone warrior taking on the impregnable fortress known as Orkubo’s Castle!

I’m like Don Qu...

#1052 The Hero Joins the Fray

Momoko joins the battle at Orkubo’s Castle!

It’s time for an all-out Crash Break brawl!

“Hey, no roughhousing, Momoko. We have to follow the competition rules,” Selena reminds me.

Right. Let’s play fair and have fun!

I promptly submitted...

#1051 A Considerate Princess

I’m Momoko, the hero who’s currently just a spectator.

It’s SASUK*!

*ASUKE!!!

I never imagined they’d have SAS*KE in another world!

I thought nothing from modern times would exist here, but there’s a festival that rivals any...

#1050 There’s Always Something Similar in Every Generation

I’m Momoko the Heroine in the middle of winter.

As the chilly season sets in and farming takes a backseat, everyone seems to have some free time.

But that’s precisely when the star entertainer—yours truly—takes center stage!

...Huh? You’re won...

#1049 The Heroine Momoko Returns

My name’s Momoko.

One of the legendary heroes summoned to this world.

After countless twists, turns, ups, and downs, I now dedicate my life to bringing joy to people everywhere.

And how, you ask? Through women’s pro wrestling...!

...

#1048 The Ultimate Orkubo’s Castle

And so, winter arrives...

It’s time for Orkubo’s Castle!!!

This is the annual tradition where everyone gathers for a fun-filled obstacle course!

You could even call it a day of bonding for the farm and the rest of the world.

This ...

#1047 A Series of Celebratory News

Later on...

Word of successful births kept pouring in from places far beyond the farm.

First off, the Mermaid Kingdom.

The entire kingdom went wild with the news that the Mermaid King and Queen had welcomed their second child. 

The whole sea, perhaps?&nbs...

#1046 The Sunniest Day

That day might have been the happiest day the world had ever seen.

All over the globe, babies were being born left and right, and every single one was healthy. 

There were no complications for any of the mothers, either. It was smooth sailing for almost everyone.

#1045 Guardian Spirit

For the next one to two hours, an intense sports match raged on, with the earth spirits squaring off against the Ubusunagamis.

“Supernovaaaa!”

“Lightning Craaaash!!!”

Both sides keep hurling what I can only assume are their “ultimate moves.”...

#1044 Pinch Hitter

What a predicament.

A crisis has emerged right before the big baby boom in this other world.

In this world, divine blessings are required for pretty much everything.

That also includes childbirth.

Here, the goddess in charge of delive...

#1043 Falling at the Last Hurdle

It’s me back at the farm again.

Lately, my life has been chaotic thanks to the baby boom that’s swept across the land. But finally, it seems the craziness is about to end.

Platy’s belly has grown quite round, too.

Looks like her due d...

#1042 A Renowned Prime Minister’s Dignity

Former Mermaid Kingdom Prime Minister Midrocon!!!

My chance has comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

While that foolish woman leaves the prime minister’s seat vacant, it’s my turn to shine!

Once that seat’s open, there’s no doubt everyone will ...

#1039 Sensei’s Legend

“What’s wrong with dried meat? It just kinda hangs out in your mouth, waiting for the right moment to go down.”

Veil mumbles while chewing noisily, stuffing her face with the meat.

Yes, dried meat is great.

It keeps well and, most importantly, it�...

#1041 Remaining in Obscurity for Life

The Most Capable Minister of the Mermaid Kingdom, Midrocon.

My woes began right when the king swapped out.

With the new reign of King Arowana, there was no room for me.

Not only was I dismissed from my position, but I didn’t even get some honorary tit...

#1040 The Mermaid Prime Minister Reminisces

I am Midrocon. 

Mermaid Kingdom Prime Minister Midrocon! 

...Well, former, that is.

Former Prime Minister Midrocon. 

I once ran the kingdom’s affairs and was a trusted right-hand man to...

#1038 A Lonely Sensei

Continuing as Sensei the Lifeless King, ever at your service.

We’ve managed to capture the band of thieves that have been troubling the town.

For the time being, I’ve frozen them in place using time magic, but it’s not a permanent solution. Perhaps it�...