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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 174

Chapter 174 - The Battle of Pyrindel

Eve stood atop the city’s northern wall, staring across the empty fields and farmland at the wall of unnatural mist rolling in. It moved far faster than fog had any right to, which was to say a bit slower than a person’s normal walking pace. But it c...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 173

Chapter 173 - The Eleventh Hour

Eve awoke to cool silence as the guest wing of the palace slumbered around her. If she ran Mana through her ears, she could pick up the ongoing bustle of the distant city streets as Pyrindel hastened to accommodate refugees from the surrounding area and bolst...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 172

Chapter 172 - One Last Upgrade

Eve didn’t wait to fully catch up Alex and Preston. She didn’t pause for a moment to explain the fight with the Muffin Man nor the strange nefarious plot they’d interrupted. She didn’t even bother to loot the room, leaving that task to the oth...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 171

Chapter 171 - A Quick Muffin and Muffout

The stench of sewage assaulted Eve’s nose as the narrow tunnel spat them out into a cylindrical passage. Unlike the Lynthia sewers Eve remembered all too unfortunately, the Pyrindel sewers actually functioned. A stone walkway lined each side of the...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 170

Chapter 170 - If You Didn’t See This Joke Coming, You Haven’t Been Paying Attention

Riverwest was quiet.

No wagons carried cargo along the bumpy cobblestones, no laborers loaded crates into the warehouses that lined the street, no merchants hawked their wares to the few passersby ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 169

Chapter 169 - Okay, Maybe One More Side Quest

As Eve cautiously swung the door open to the Maple St. Bakery, she braced herself for anything. Preston stayed close, ready to blast her with healing should the need arise. Alex stood guard out on the street, her shield raised and ready to repel...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 168

Chapter 168 - The Same Side

Eve had expected all sorts of responses to Alex and Mila popping out of hole in the ground in the middle of a palace courtyard. After seeing the guards react to Reginald’s appearance, a circle of spears leveled at the new arrivals would’ve made sense. Since, ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 167

Chapter 167 - Like Old Times

Eve awoke to the intensely familiar experience of a throbbing hangover and the noise of somebody pounding on her door.

You have a visitor.

“Lumy,” Eve groaned, “I can hear that. Why are you in my room?”

Well, like I said, w...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 166

Chapter 166 - Making an Entrance

I got your shadowgram, Emily sent, taking to telepathic communication surprisingly easily. How much danger are we in? Where are you?

A shitload of danger, Eve replied. We’re in a shitload of danger. As for where I am…...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 165

Chapter 165 - Commanding Presence

Eve and Lumy hovered in the air above the city of Pyrindel, appearing, incorporeal as they were, to be no more than a particularly bright cloud to anyone below. I missed this place, Eve sent.

It smells like shit, Lumy replied.

...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 164

Chapter 164 - No More Side Quests

Daddy says it’s all Uncle Calibax’s fault. He keeps saying if Uncle Cal hadn’t researched the all-cleansing Mana, the mist-man wouldn’t be coming for us. Uncle Cal thinks he was plenty careful—he even set up those extra dimens-whatever incursi...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 163

[cliff ahead]

Chapter 163 - Getting Rid of the Damned Thing

“For safety’s sake, I want to check the leyline first,” Eve said as she turned away from the vault door and towards the side passage from which echoed the familiar roar of rushing Mana.

Lumy flashed confused purpl...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 162

[Surprise second chapter!]

Chapter 162 - Harvester

Eve started by doing the sensible thing.

Level ?? Skeletal Rock Worm

Following up with her out-of-character trend of doing the sensible thing, Eve didn’t stop to wonder why it was called a worm ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 161

[This chapter's a bit later than I planned because I needed the extra day to come up with an idea this stupid.]

Chapter 161 - What Do Undead Do All Day?

As Eve cast the light of her eyes around the dark tunnel, four more notifications blazed into view.

Legendary...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 160

Chapter 160 - Do Hive Minds Commit Grand Larceny?

You realize we’re not actually robbing this place, right? Lumy asked as she hovered above Eve’s hand-drawn map of Annie’s bank.

“Not even a little?”

Eve, no. How does one rob someplace a little?

...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 159

Chapter 159 - There’s a Wayo

Are you sure this is a good idea? Lumy asked as Eve walked with purpose to the closest restaurant.

“Of course it is,” Eve replied. “All my ideas are good ideas.”

The fact that you think that explains so many things, Lumy s...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 158

Chapter 158 - Where There’s a Willow

The crystal willow towered over the wetlands, a glimmering beacon guiding Eve towards her destination. She couldn’t even fathom attempting to gauge its full size, its vastness playing tricks on her eyes at such a distance. She could already tell that...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 157

Chapter 157 - Forgetting Someone?

By the time she awoke the following morning, Eve knew the others had already left. Her reasoning had nothing to do with any confidence in Wes or Preston’s ability to wake up earlier than she, but everything to do with the hideously blue box floating befor...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 156

Chapter 156 - What Happens Now?

Returning to the wedding reception was never going to be on the cards, not after everything that had just happened. They’d already spoken with those they’d needed to at the event, and the prospect of celebrating felt so outlandish as to be not worth consi...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 155

Chapter 155 - I Always Cry at Weddings

Contrary to the new arrival’s direct request, the air in lungeon stood still. The music stopped. The dancers froze. Human, rusalka, and dread beast alike all watched with bated breath.

Artemiev? Is that you?

Eve glanced sideways ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 154

[Quick note: I've realized so far I have two Carls and a Carly.  Since both Carls appear in already-published books, I'm changing She Beneath the Earth's name to Mila.]

[Oh, also, cliff ahead.]

Chapter 154 - Quest Hint

“Mawwige…” Preston coughed. “Excuse me...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 153

Chapter 153 - Nothing Like a Wedding to Bring People Together

The party arrived in style.

Eve grabbed the attention of everyone milling about outside the venue as she came plummeting out of the sky, shimmering sapphire dress billowing in the wind, only for her fall to stop short six i...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 152

Chapter 152 - Every Day is a Gift

Upon their swift return to the safety of Dragonwrought Hold, the party unanimously voted to take something of a short break. Eve liked to think the decision motivated by important things like the need to train with the new items and abilities, Reginald’s ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 151

Chapter 151 - Getting the Hells Out of Here

The party traveled through the night.

It was Wes’s idea, originally, to forego a night’s sleep or two for the sake of building distance between them and She Beneath the Earth on the off chance Carly had lied about or misevaluate...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 150

Chapter 150 - The Crown Jewels

Eve hopped off the throne just in time for the lights to come back on, starting the whole overdramatic ceremony all over again. Not bothering to try and speak over the deafening fanfare, she simply gestured the others back into the main hall. Shutting the door...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 149

Chapter 149 - Long Live the Queen

A horrified look spread across Alex’s face, though she didn’t direct it at the door trapping them inside. She directed it at Eve. “What have you done?”

“That’s it,” the obsidian woman growled, “I’m killing her.”

Eve snorted. ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 148

Chapter 148 - The Worst Possible Place to Have This Conversation

The third of the particularly important-seeming doors opened up into a spiral stairway that Wes decided he absolutely hated the moment he set foot on it.

“It’s not a circle!” he griped as they rounded the first ben...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 147

Chapter 147 -What Are Ancient Deadly Ruins For If Not Quiet Self-Reflection?

Alvin sent them on their way with packs newly brimming with cloth wrapped bundles of bacon, sausage, crepes, and other goodies to keep them exceptionally well fed over the coming days. Against his protests, Eve pai...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 146

Chapter 146 - Save the Date

“What’s going on?” Eve asked audibly knowing full well the trellac was going to tell them anyway.

The door changed, Art relayed. Lumy watched it. One second it was a normal Burendian side door, now it’s something else. There was a puff ...

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This Quest is Bullshit - Chapter 145

Chapter 145 - What’s Behind Door Number Two?

Ar-iron letter opener and little girl’s diary tucked away, the party made their way back to the open entry hall to find Reginald had decidedly not waited for them by the door. Instead, he and Lumy had embarked on some particularly in...

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