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Monster of the Week: Listless

Bannock's Guide to the Monsters of Mejina

Listless

So Vasen really hate these things for some reason. Some religious thing. You won't be seeing any of Stahl's comments on this one, he bowed out because of that. Ah well, I don't blame the guy. We ...

Monster of the Week: Kokeshi

Bannock's Guide to the Creatures of Mejina

Kokeshi

Man, the nuts on this thing would make a Kinstal jealous. Not that I am, of course, I'm packing way more heat. It's kind of weird that they have parts anyway, they don't exactly bump uglies. Thes...

Monster of the Week: Mycolith

Bannock's Guide to Monsters of Mejina

   Mycolith

These poor guys need to get more sleep! Their eyes look about to fall out their heads.

Mycoliths are some kinda living mushroom? Apparently some mage down in Maripo...

Monster Of the Week: Croaker

Bannock's Guide to the Monsters of Mejina

   Croakers

Man, I hate these things. Pallidoads at least look sort of like a person, but these are just WEIRD. Almost look like they belong on another planet. Anyway, Croakers are some kind of monster that...

Monster of the Week: Mimic Rat

Bannock's Guide to the Monsters of Mejina

   Mimic Rat

Yikes. Everybody hates these things, everybody knows them. It's almost redundant to include them, but since this manual is, as Stahl says, "comprehensive," I gotta do my due diligence and make sure ...

Monster of the Week: Sackcloth

Bannock's Guide to the Monsters of Mejina

   Sackcloth

Okay so. I get it. I get they're scary.

DON'T talk about the Sackcloth.

Boy, how do I talk about something I can't talk about?  Well, I guess I should try to be that thing Stahl alw...

Monster of the Week: Beeper

Bannock's Guide to the Monsters of Mejina

   Beeper

Beepers beep. Very simple. They come in two flavours, large and not large. Large Beepers are four metres tall and very strong. Little Beepers are two metres tall, and still just as strong, if not stron...

Monster of the Week: Festerwort

Bannock's Guide to the Monsters of Mejina

   Festerwort

Man these things stink something fierce. They're named after the plant they love eating the most, which is stupid in my opinion. Festerworts eat Festerwort because Festerwort is the Festerwort's fa...

Early Celebration

Riggan knew better than to let Carvy drag him into making merry again. At least, his mind did; forsaken by the third mug his hands tilted into his mouth. He wasn't quite sure how Carvy always made his senses leave him, but it kept happening nonetheless.

From the first time they'd met thir...

Race Feature: The Vasen

The Vasen are a species born with magic crystals embedded in their bodies, that grow along with their age and their strength. The crystals manifest as large stones in the forehead, horns or as large, shockingly mobile tubes that grow out of their ribcage along their sides.

They h...

Monster of the Week: Schute

Bannock's Guide to the Monster's of Llamarkolos

   Schute

Finally we get to something good! Schutes are mainly harmless. I mean, they're as big as four Nalanjos, and they're as dangerous as any wild animal, but they're not ACTIVELY evil like some of the other critters i...

Monster of the Week: The Rook

Bannock's Guide to the Monsters of Mejina

   Rook

"Hoo boy, story time. So when I was a little pup and my family was caravanning the road between Maripol and Delbuk, we went up through the mountains. And we ran into one of these things. I had no idea what it was at the ...

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Class Highlights: Brawlers

The Brawler embodies the "Spirit of Equity" and in all situations does everything within their power to ensure things are fair. At least, from their perspective. Might makes right, and theyre here to fight for what's right as long as theyre paid well. They'll do any job, no matter how tough, nor ...