This guy is truly horrible.
It's weird that this church uses the same holy symbol as the Mephitist church. Fuma would certainly never condone such behavior from one of her priests!
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2017-04-28 03:07:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Here comes trouble.
Lazlo mentioned in the confessional that his uncle was the Cardinal, which is how he was able to get Zandar into the convent.
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HE FELL FOR IT!
This is how I might have to handle sex scenes in the new pages now that the Saga is on Patreon.
Next page will have to be skipped. It shows Zandar learning to read, and paying for her lessons. Lazlo says the nuns will allow Zandar to walk in the quad only if she t...
2017-04-28 03:00:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh my goodness, do you really think he is going to fall for this mountain of BS??
The reference to a hole in the wall in panel 5 is to the encounter in the confessional, which I skipped for this recap. It is implied that Lazlo had a standing arrangement with the Guild for this service.
Here we are in the convent. Looks like the churchmen bought Zandar's preposterous story - well, at least some of them did.
Oooh, Zandar, you dirty liar.
Yes, that's the Lazlo who took Zandar's "confession."
Brother Philip truly has a cleric's priorities.
The two skipped pages in the confessional involved Zandar asking Father Lazlo for protection from the Prostitutes' Guild. She claimed that with the Guildmistress dead, this was the perfect opportunity for her to get away and join a convent. She did a .. "special favor" for Lazlo in the c...
2017-04-28 02:44:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Behold my attempts to draw a medieval city.
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2017-04-28 02:39:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Poor Hester seems ill prepared for this task.
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2017-04-28 02:36:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is where Zandar starts really manipulating people.
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2017-04-28 02:34:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Literacy was rare among the common folk back in the Furry Middle Ages.
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2017-04-28 02:31:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Dang it, there was some real dramatic stuff on those pages .. but there was also full frontal nudity, and I want this recap to be public.
Years went by. Wulfrida got old, but Zandar remained the same. Zandar could use bodymagic to temporarily revitalize Wulfrida, but she could not reve...
2017-04-28 02:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post
We already know from the prelude that Zandar does not obey this commandment.
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2017-04-28 02:21:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, that was a bigger gap than I expected. All of those pages had something, of varying degrees of strength, and I don't want to put any of this recap in the Patrons-only feed...
SO, what did we miss? Zandar and Wulfrida bond & fall in love. The Guildmistress calls upon Zan...
2017-04-28 02:18:58 +0000 UTC View Post
You can probably guess that the Rite of Partnership involves lesbian sex, so we will be skipping some pages...
Readers at the time this first came out noticed that Wulfrida looks like Springfield from the first story. Actually, since this is supposed to have happened earlier, it would be mor...
2017-04-28 02:06:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This spider character appeared later (in story chronology, earlier than her appearance here) in the Ballad of Adler Young.
The Ballad is at http://adleryoung.tumblr.com if you're not familiar with it.
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2017-04-28 02:03:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Dig that crazy Zip-a-Tone!
Actually it was done with a Photoshop filter. I don't think Zip-a-Tone has been made since the early 1990s. This reminds me that I haven't described my creation process.
I draw these pages on paper (often the back of random scrap sheets, which I impulsi...
2017-04-28 01:58:32 +0000 UTC View Post
In the pages we skipped, the Ladybird reminds Zandar to seek the land of the Keltoi. On her way, she learns that she can trade sex for things she needs.
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2017-04-28 01:48:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Panel 1: I know this Old Crow!
The Ladybird Ixie's "Order" would have to be The Sisterhood, but you didn't hear that from me.
Don't go hunting for these leaves; they do not exist, and I will not be held responsible for anything you may eat or insert into your orifices.
Panel 2: Where are you? (or if you're German, Who are you?)
The Ladybird's importance has been overlooked both in Zandar's Saga and in the Ballad of Adler Young. Keep your eye on this character and her innumerable sisters.
Panel two: You unlucky (one)!
Panel three: Why did they do that?
Panel seven: Who speaks?
Okay, we've had to skip over some sexy stuff. What's missing is, basically, Zandar wanders in the forest for an unspecified length of time, during which her body .. changes ..
She stumbles upon a shepherd who apparently speaks Italian, but understands the Universal Language - of Venery! &nbs...
2017-04-28 01:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Young Zandar makes her getaway, and there's clearly no going back.
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2017-04-28 01:19:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Panel 5: But my father and mother?
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2017-04-28 01:16:51 +0000 UTC View Post
"Witchcraft!"
I skipped over the unpleasantness in Skeorle's bedchamber. You have missed nothing.
Translation, panel 5: How is that done?
Gross. Rest assured, I didn't even show the next scene in the original, so you're doubly safe from seeing it here.
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2017-04-28 01:11:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Translation of that pidgin Old English:
Panel 2 - What are you saying?
Panel 3 - Eala! (You'll see this word a lot in the story. It's a meaningless exclamation, like "wow!" or "Golly!")
Panel 4 - I am a doppelganger? (a twin? a changeling?)
Panel 5 - What ...
2017-04-28 01:08:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I must confess I'm a little mystified as to who exactly the Old Crow is talking about when he refers to his "master." Presumably that would be High King Adler I "the Prudent" .. but why would elves concern themselves with the doings of some petty lowfolk lord?
That string of numbers next to my signature in the first panel .. that's my wacky Metric Date notation. People have asked, and I have explained, so FOR THE RECORD, here's how it works: The year is divided up into 100 units of 3.65 days each. I came up with a formula to convert from...
2017-04-28 00:59:53 +0000 UTC View Post