Our Patron requests this month are themed around dolls and games.
Our next request was by Cydra to have the Mercs show up as action figures. To keep it game-y, I went with those figures that you get as preorder bonuses/in collector's editions. Even scaled down, the Mercs have suspect dimens...
2022-12-24 14:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, neat! Do you think it's like a dog breeder or cats? Maybe something exotic like working on a farm with horses or alpacas! I'm excited to see where this one goes.
2022-12-23 02:30:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Inclusive gaming helps everybody. And prevents your sister-program from pummeling you! Today is the day for generic NPC bartender!
How great would it be to leave all your reviews and feedback in the form of angry robots! Probably not great at all, but you would leave more reviews.
2022-12-22 02:56:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around dolls and games.
Our next request was by Firestorm Blade to see Lust and Pip playing some fancy toys-to-larger-than-life game as Shantae and Poison Ivy! Pip may not have any useful skills, but wasting a lifetime playing video games will save ...
2022-12-21 17:07:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Is this comic implying that standardized testing is not the holy grail of divine and infallible judgement?! Of all the seditious and immoral filth that's been posted...
2022-12-21 02:40:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Is this comic implying that standardized testing is not the holy grail of divine and infallible judgement?! Of all the seditious and immoral filth that's been posted...
To get the rest of this blasphemous story arc and bonus content, join the Patreon!
2022-12-21 02:39:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Sisters! Amirite?
The ethics of cheating your way into the affection of some AI constructs, that's questionable, yet debatable. But cheating in a video game! The shame! The dishonor!
2022-12-20 02:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Everybody is so cynical when discovering this new and improved society! The gods are bitter indeed.
But this looks like it's going to take a while to clean up, so we'll leave the crew to it and pick back up with Willow next mission.
On a more upbeat note, we have another fan-MORT arti...
2022-12-19 02:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Our current theme for the MORT is "games" and our museum patrons voted for "video games" as this month's sequence!
More deadly than a genre savvy villain, an evil entity that knows how to pander to the modding community!
Our Patrons get the full-sized image and the image broken into p...
2022-12-17 18:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Our current theme for the MORT is "games" and our museum patrons voted for "video games" as this month's sequence!
More deadly than a genre savvy villain, an evil entity that knows how to pander to the modding community!
As thanks for supporting the Museum, Patrons get the full-...
2022-12-17 18:53:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Nobody respects the trials that come with fending off the bimbo armies. Maw is a great warrior and deserves nothing but endless praise and awe from the Divine.
Our Patron requests this month are themed around dolls and games.
Our next request was by Jimmy to have a world where everybody can wear Barbie outfits. To keep it game themed, I gave our heroes outfits from the Barbie NES game. Attempts at sounding cool are all their own fault though.
<... 2022-12-15 17:29:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around dolls and games.
Our next request was by Zamiel to have Clem playing her own version of Pop-Up Pirate with her loved ones. At least she's not eating the pieces?
Thanks for the suggestion, Zam!
2022-12-15 17:28:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Cheats seem like they would go against the spirit of building an honest relationship. But if you have those backer bonuses, make use of them? Also, he's pretty calm about the potential of brain frying dating sim comas, so maybe there is the heart of a romantic under his tough shell. Yeah.
2022-12-15 02:46:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Pages in the attached files. Hidden for visible butts. Scandalous!
Willow doesn't have time for "respect and dignity", she's on a mission and is having imaginary shower arguments out in public!
2022-12-14 03:04:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around dolls and games.
Our next request was by Jimmy to have a world where everybody can wear Barbie outfits. To keep it game themed, I gave our heroes outfits from the Barbie NES game. Attempts at sounding cool are all their own fault though.
<... 2022-12-13 17:45:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Invisible walls, the bane of all adventurers! Lazy devs is what's going on. Lazy, immersive universe and body creating devs!
2022-12-13 02:27:28 +0000 UTC View Post
You just know that encounter made a cartoonish "Boing" sound.
Every good bimbocracy faces its challenges in the form of monsters in the vents. It's what took down the ancient Ari-sissy-tocracies.
And we have another new fan MORT artifact from Zamiel! 2022-12-12 02:38:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I wasn’t a big fan of the main Spider-Man game. Sure I liked the Doc Ock storyline, but I thought the Mister Negative stuff was half-baked and didn’t like web swinging, the gadgets, and the end-game combat was super tedious. So when the Miles Morales expansion was announced, I was pretty luke...
2022-12-10 16:41:08 +0000 UTC View Post
If you get accepted by the alien carnivore community, you know your division is a winner. Maw is a curious little feller, as hungry for knowledge as it is for meats!
2022-12-09 02:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts at lower resolution for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around dolls and games.
Our first request was by Melkorios to have Melody model for a line of toys to life figurines! And Greed is all about profiting off the collect...
2022-12-08 17:54:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around dolls and games.
Our next request was by Doggod to see necromancer extraordinaire, Murdoch, go from an action game hero to a decidedly different demographic to revamp his popularity. Doggod asked for an action pose, so Murd got the most coole...
2022-12-08 17:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post
At least it's not pointing out blood types? That's when you know the game is going to get really creepy. You got this, hero! People are starting out with two hearts, so you know you're a winner.
2022-12-08 02:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Stop trying to poke holes in the new world order, Willow! Killjoy.
It's page 365 of Cursynaries! That's a whole... day of Willows! But more importantly, Maws.
2022-12-07 02:32:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around dolls and games.
Our first request was by Melkorios to have Melody model for a line of toys to life figurines! And Greed is all about profiting off the collection mania that kids have! Just maybe without kid friendly designs?
Thanks for...
2022-12-06 17:42:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like this is a good way of getting the community to start embracing more easy modes in games. Less shaming players for turning down the difficulty and more... busty cheerleaders? Who wouldn't get more replay value out of that? Quality design team.
2022-12-06 02:19:39 +0000 UTC View Post
C'mon, Willow. You've worked with enough of humanity to know how we operate. Why are you so surprised. We do treat everybody else horribly, but we do also create some danged fine drugs to numb existence. The two kind of go hand in hand.
And for the good kind of numbing, we have a new fan-MO...
2022-12-05 02:35:11 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all. It’s time for our MORT sequence voting! Our current exhibit is “games”! Your choices this month are:
2022-12-04 14:31:27 +0000 UTC View PostThere's a new Sonic game out, so I'm going to talk about... the one that came out three and a half years ago. Because it's only $10 now!
As the title will let you know, Team mechanics are a big deal now. You can draft behind an ally to build up a boost. If you get spun out, an al...
2022-12-03 18:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, no fair gassing the people that just said nice things about your shadowy organization! Not cool! We're no longer impressing by the social quality of your bimbo-state!
2022-12-02 02:21:06 +0000 UTC View Post