Dumb Idiot Bullshit

Know Your Host: Pat

Brit interviews co-host Pat Hoey

Star Trek Beyond (pt. 2)

krall-ing in my skin, these wounds they will not heal

Star Trek Beyond (pt. 1)

sulu's gay! sulu's gay!

Star Trek Into Darkness (pt. 2)

soldier of foreskin

Star Trek Into Darkness (pt. 1)

a sperm bank isn't a real bank. no appreciation on your investment.

Star Trek (2009) [pt. 2]

vulcan pool boy ass pussy

Star Trek (2009) [pt. 1]

eugenics roddenberry

TAS S01E10 "Mudd's Passion"

you look like that boy Angus (1995)

Picard Finale "The Final Generation"

there once was a man named soong

with a dick so big it filled a room

it go so hard, it hit picard

and made a new kid in his womb

TAS S01E09 "Once Upon a Planet"

bones manifests a plantation

Picard S03E09 "Vox"

inshallah the borg cube shall fall

TAS S01E08 "The Magicks of Megas-Tu"

STRAWNG FINGERRRS

Picard S03E08 "Surrender"

that's the thing about positronic cum; it never dries

TAS S01E07 "The Infinite Vulcan"

a giant future man finally solves greek back hair

Picard S03E07 "Dominion"

maybe lore,

maybe soong,

goodnight data,

goodnight moon

TAS S01E06 "The Survivor"

brought to you by Winston Cigarettes

Picard S03S06 "The Bounty"

jackhammering the semen out of jim kirk's dead prostate at daystrom

TAS S01E05 "More Tribbles, More Troubles"

maybe the whole galaxy kinda like a gumbo

Picard S03E05 "Impostors"

diamond in the rough trade

Wikifeet

we review the wikifeet ratings of star trek casts from tos-ent

TAS S03E04 "The Lorelei Signal"

urn fulla cum

Picard S03E04 "No Win Scenario"

two in the pink, one in the great link

TAS S01E03 "One of Our Planets is Missing"

life is like a box of chocolates: brown and covered in pee

Picard S03E03 "Seventeen Seconds"

putting a portal on your dick and the other portal on your dad's dick so you can impregnate your mom with...alright, I don't know. we're losin' it. 

Listener Questions

we answer all your questions

Real News Feb Week 4 2023

recession on its way, biden gives more shit to ukraine, trump dunks on the libs in east palestine, and dudes who lift heavy stuff have more sperm

TAS S01E02 "Yesteryear"

jerking off my dad and putting his sperm in my dick so I can fuck my mom and get her pregnant with myself...to the future

Picard S03E02 "Disengage"

this is Shaw Trek now

New Discord Server

Hey! We've had a couple requests to make a Discord, including a couple of you! So I made one! And there's a special, stratified place specifically for patrons only, where we can look down on the little people who aren't willing to pay as little as $2 a month like you gorgeous sumabishes. Come joi...

TAS S01E01 "Beyond the Farthest Star"

strategic defense chandelier