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Tea With Alice Salon 63
Time: Jun 23, 2022 10:00 PM London

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Tea With Alice Salon 63
Time: Jun 23, 2022 10:00 PM London

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What’s the word for the feeling when you support worker’s rights and collective action, but also there’s a train strike on all this week and you have to get to a show in Leicester?
What’s the word for when you deliberately booked few shows and previews so you could find ...
2022-06-20 11:13:00 +0000 UTC View PostTea With Alice Salon 62
Time: Jun 17, 2022 01:00 PM London
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Any topics you want to open up, let me know in the comments he...
2022-06-17 09:58:42 +0000 UTC View PostI know this was caused by a pest but it looks like beautiful lace.
I’ve been living on a boat in regent’s canal for the past week, and other than a rough start with arriving to find the septic tank full (as horrifying and stressful a process to solve as you could possibly im...
2022-06-16 08:54:24 +0000 UTC View PostI’m loving reading the submissions to the D’Ancey LaGuarde literary tribute competition. The initial ridiculous idea grew out of an emailed bit of LaGuarde fanfic spontaneously sent to me by an excellent Patreon who I will leave unnamed unless they want to volunteer themselves in t...
2022-06-06 11:03:54 +0000 UTC View PostAlice Rebekah Fraser is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.
Topic: Tea With Alice Salon 60
Time: May 31, 2022 08:00 PM London
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2022-05-31 19:03:50 +0000 UTC View PostHallo from the Zaltzman house in London. We are arrived and safe in one piece and boy are my arms tired. 24 hours of travel is a lot of travel and I am a shrivelled raisin curled up like a prawn. I feel like I need a massage, but I’ve only had one Post-pandemic, and it was a half hour massage t...
2022-05-30 18:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostSee you in 2.5 hours!
So, my run of Australian tour shows of CHRONOS are done. It was doable but I’m very tired now. I didn’t want to be dramatic so I didn’t do a big social media agony about it, but I’ve been really thinking about whether it’s worthwhile touring live shows with the baby, or wheth...
2022-05-23 03:52:57 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Mother’s Day here in Australia. My first one as one, and it’s weird because I’ve spent the last years flinching away from it.
I’m not sure how I’m going to feel about Mother’s Day in the future, and I don’t know if I get to decide, but I think how I feel is ma...
2022-05-08 01:18:23 +0000 UTC View PostSee you all in half an hour!
Topic: Tea With Alice Salon 58
Time: May 4, 2022 09:00 PM Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney
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https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82299185686 2022-05-04 10:31:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hallo, a few of you lovely Patreonites asked for the transcript of the other night’s debate (given that it wasn’t recorded. I have stuck it below, in all its stream-of-consciousness-airport-disaster-glory)
Also, salon tomorrow is moved to an hour later! Which makes it 7am Wed...
2022-05-03 05:33:59 +0000 UTC View PostI flew back to Sydney from Melbourne a few days ago, and boy are my arms tired. Because of carrying Laser all around the airport for five hours. It was an absolute travel nightmare - good practice for the long haul to England next month I guess? To look at the sliver of silver lining. ...
2022-05-02 06:24:14 +0000 UTC View PostHallo, this is the launch of The Gargle’s D’Ancey LaGuarde Tribute Literary Competition. I could have done a website page, but could I?
RULES:
You will write one chapter of a LaGuarde novel that hasn’t yet made it into this dimension. It must be a chapter of one of t...
2022-05-01 00:12:25 +0000 UTC View PostThis salon is open to all levels! If you’ve not been before, check out the things below.
Tea With Alice Salon 57
Time: Apr 27, 2022 07:30 AM Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney
Apr 26, 2022 10:30 PM London time
Apr 26, 2022 05:00 PM East Coast US tim...
2022-04-26 10:27:05 +0000 UTC View Post(Picture courtesy of Professor Fraser, who just did a little road trip to the centre of the continent)
So here’s a thing I think. (Originally a thread on my Twitter, but I know you don’t all follow me there, and that is correct)
As a society, we carve out ‘outside’ ...
2022-04-25 09:11:41 +0000 UTC View PostTopic: Tea With Alice Salon 56
Time: Apr 15, 2022 07:00 AM Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney
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2022-04-14 13:33:17 +0000 UTC View PostHallo all! It’s been a hefty week, fighting off Schroedinger’s covid (feeling like crap, testing negative, maybe it’s just not enough sleep with the baby, baby gets first fever, extra no-sleep, test again, still negative, should I cancel the shows anyway? Big reviewer coming in, ...
2022-04-12 01:44:32 +0000 UTC View PostRight oh! The clocks have changed again, so I’ll have to figure out better times for the salons. If you like attending the salons and have a time/day that’s most or least convenient for you, drop it in the comments and I’ll try to factor in as many people as I can when planning t...
2022-04-04 03:12:33 +0000 UTC View PostDad: I saw some ads for the Melbourne comedy on the television.
Me: oh lovely
Dad: But they never have you in them.
Me: No
Dad: but the podiatrist said she’d look you up. She likes comedy.
End scene.
Today’s salo...
2022-03-25 07:28:55 +0000 UTC View PostTopic: Tea With Alice Salon 54
Time:
Mar 24, 2022 8.30 PM US Eastern Time
Mar 25, 2022 11:30 AM Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney
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Salon’s moving to Thursday/Friday this week, because on Tuesday/Wednesday this week I’m moving house. Or rather packing up my flat, and reducing everything back down to as close to a suitcase as I can get it because I’ll be spending the next four or five months on the road. It’...
2022-03-21 06:38:10 +0000 UTC View PostTopic: Tea With Alice Salon 53
Time:
Mar 15, 2022 09:30 PM London (GMT)
Mar 16, 2022 08:30 AM Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney
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https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82495904279 2022-03-15 20:48:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve got a friend who’s an art curator - she helps hang paintings in galleries and figure out where exhibitions should go and how to engineer the displays of big complicated works so people can see them without getting crushed to death etc. It’s one of those odd super specialised skill sets...
2022-03-14 09:32:25 +0000 UTC View PostHallo lovely Patreonites - I have returned from trying to do the live performance part of my job in Adelaide with the re-re-re-written CHRONOS. The show by now is such a palimpsest of new-show-on-old-show that the name CHRONOS has aquired an increasingly meta level of self commentary. ...
2022-03-08 03:51:53 +0000 UTC View PostJump down to the bottom for two-for-one ticket code if you want to dodge technical photography slash baby logistics chat.
I KNOW i promised not to share baby photos, but here you go. This is the exception that proves the rule. I feel this is sufficient...
2022-02-28 03:56:38 +0000 UTC View PostFor those of you in the European side of things, this is salon 50 in the 22, 02, 2022. All very exciting!
Topic: Tea With Alice Salon 50
Time: Feb 22, 2022 08:00 PM Eastern Time (US and Canada)
Feb 23, 2022 12:00 PM Sydney, Canberra, Melbourne
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2022-02-22 19:59:14 +0000 UTC View Post(If you just want salon details, scroll to the bottom. This is definitely TLDR)
Next week I’m going to Adelaide. I have sold 35 out of 400 tickets so far. Which is either due to people’s current unwillingness to commit themselves to things in advance lest the norm suddenly go...
2022-02-21 09:46:15 +0000 UTC View PostI’m watching cascades of memories and photographs on my timeline, and feeling completely unable to find the words to add to them. It’s good to see people connecting over shared and different stories, telling each other what was good, what was special, how they felt when they first ...
2022-02-13 21:46:46 +0000 UTC View PostHallo lovely Patreonites.
I’m writing this in the early morning of a sleepless night spent waiting for someone on the other side of the world to die. It’s a uniquely modern version of an age old sadness. A very helpless feeling, being kept up to date with life and death by messages, at...
2022-02-07 20:06:41 +0000 UTC View Post