I had this chat with George over zoom, but it was a great one nonetheless. We took two swings at this conversation, because George's ideas evolved in between the time we recorded and the time I put it out, and I hope you enjoy listening to the chat as much as I enjoyed having it with him.
2020-12-14 20:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Heyo Lovely Patreonites!
I’ll be doing a live The Last Post show on 20 December to celebrate having (almost) finished a whole year of absolutely bloody ridiculous alternate universe satire.
Guests will include Josh Gondelman, Alison Spittle, The Glitch in the Space Time continuum ...
2020-12-13 20:55:00 +0000 UTC
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Hallo Patreonites!
This week is slightly irregular - I’ll be doing the tuesday 8pm tea with Alice salon at 8pm LA time. So it’ll be 8pm PST, Tuesday 15th December, 3pm Sydney time (Wednesday 16).
The invitation is below, and I’ll send the invite through to afternoon tea + level...
2020-12-13 01:53:34 +0000 UTC
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Hallo Lovely Patreonites!
The next tea salon for Afternoon Tea Subscribers and up will be in Australian East coast 8pm on the 8th December.
Which I think is
- 9am U.K. time (GMT),
- 2am on the west coast of the US (PST);
- and some other awful time on the east ...
2020-12-04 00:33:30 +0000 UTC
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Hallo Lovely Patreonites
What a weekend! It’s been so many things, I almost don’t know where to start.
Let’s do; Tea Salon Update, Talk About Friday’s show and then Mum’s birthday.
Tea Salons Update
So, we’ve done ...
2020-11-29 20:43:31 +0000 UTC
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Hallo Patreonites!
I will be live streaming my work in progress show at The Comedy Store tonight for those of you who can't come.
It will be at 7pm AEST (6am BST, ungodly o'clock American time) and should stay up for 24 hours.
This will be available to Patreons of all levels, so...
2020-11-27 00:10:47 +0000 UTC
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I used to have an English professor who said “all language is quotation”. Which I loved.
He was a great professor. He’d come in with his lecture all written on scraps of paper and napkins, and speak in incredibly elegant and well constructed periods. I’d take notes at a mile a minu...
2020-11-23 23:50:55 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely people - last week we tried a new thing for the first time; for afternoon tea level and up, a small group salon. It was very lovely, and I enjoyed it immensely. We’re rotating timezones each Tuesday, but you can come to any or all of them each month if you’re subscribed to aftern...
2020-11-21 20:46:08 +0000 UTC
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Hallo lovely Patreonites - I’ll be doing this first experimental Tea With Alice Salon for subscribers at the afternoon tea level and above.
I sent through the link in the previous post about it, and the password and full invite are also updated there.
8pm AEST.
Looking forwa...
2020-11-17 04:56:08 +0000 UTC
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Hugh Mackay is a family friend, he's also the founder of the Australian quarterly research series The Mackay Report 1979-2003, which later became The Ipsos Mackay Report. He is a psychologist, social researcher and writer. He was a weekly newspaper columnist for 25 years and is generally a social...
2020-11-15 03:29:17 +0000 UTC
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Hallo you lovely Patreonites, you mini-Medicis, you community of top notch folks with great taste in whatever this thing is.
As I mentioned a little while back, I’ve been planning to update the tiers for a little while, and then I procrastinated out of fear that everyone would storm off ...
2020-11-06 08:20:47 +0000 UTC
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Comedy Store Show is live now – the direct ticket link is here: http://bit.ly/201127CS
Telling you lovely Patreonites first, of course! I’ll also let you know ‘As ASAP As Possible’ (as I was once emailed by an HR lady) ...
2020-11-05 09:11:29 +0000 UTC
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Hallo!
I’m thinking about the future, assuming there is one - I’ve spent most of this year feeling like it’s impossible to plan more than three months ahead, but that now includes the beginning of next year.
If you’re a The Last Post listener, you’ll know that project is fra...
2020-11-01 04:35:55 +0000 UTC
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SpaceAcre are a British Alt-Electro-Pop duo made up of Phoebe Little (lead vocals, guitar, keys) and Jas Scott (vocals, bass, synths, cello). Phoebe used to do music with my twin, and when he told me they were trapped in a bunker making post-apocalyptic music, I thought I'd love to talk to them a...
2020-10-27 22:16:09 +0000 UTC
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ETA: okay! I’ve made the call. I’m going to NOT have a 2 drinks minimum and will pay the extra 25% on venue hire.
It’s worth it to get back in the flow of live performance, and I we can make it so nobody loses money, as long as people come.
I’ll explore livestream options, th...
2020-10-26 23:51:54 +0000 UTC
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ETA: hallo! I’m at the opera house from now, so if you’re coming along and having any problems, just hit me up and I’ll sort you out. The opera house hasn’t been great with communication, but I’m available, and it’s at the Joan Sutherland Theatre. See you in the next few hours. Doors ...
2020-10-16 07:18:00 +0000 UTC
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Laura Davis is a friend of the show, and one of my favourite people in the whole world.
We talked over LOTS of tea about her new bus show, and the horrible little mince man found art who is the unexpected avatar of 2020.
Here you go: 2020-09-30 01:26:05 +0000 UTC
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I have conquered! I can finally use my computer like I could use my computer before I tried to fix my computer!
(Except for Microsoft Word, alas, lost to me. He was a good companion. I knew him all my life, but he will be honoured with a plaque that I will format in another application bec...
2020-09-24 05:13:45 +0000 UTC
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Today was a fascinating exercise in admin. It made me think of that, “for want of a nail, the shoe was lost/ for want of a shoe, the horse was lost...” poem and also the lady who swallowed a spider. I’ll try to describe the most boring thing in the least boring way.
“An epic quest....
2020-09-21 12:37:42 +0000 UTC
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And yes, it is immensely embarrassing! This is the LEAST EMBARRASSING PAGE!
Look at that mix of self awareness, self consciousness and smugly precocious pretentiousness! Look at the use of early internet-paralinguistic-cue-speak (smiles wryly)!
And, and, and - who am I talking to!?!...
2020-09-17 05:37:22 +0000 UTC
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I found this little diary from when I was little. It says “DIARY” and “PRIVATE” and “Keep out Henry that includes you”.
It has a little lock on it, and I’m not sure if I have the key any more. I’m wondering if I should break the lock, find someone who can pick the lock or le...
2020-09-16 04:18:42 +0000 UTC
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Hallo!
This week's TWA is a reverse one - perhaps an Alice With Tea; this is the unedited conversation I had with David whn he was making his radio show about a jewish comedian ancestor. He asked a lot of interesting questions and I rambled incoherently about context, offense, judaism, cari...
2020-09-15 07:46:05 +0000 UTC
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I had this lovely chat with Mitch Alexander (he drank water like a chump), and we talked revolution, bullying, intergenerational attitude and landlords. A joy as always.
Here you go: http://apple.co/2oyL7Vy
2020-09-02 03:38:20 +0000 UTC
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It’s been a while since I caught up with Mitch on Tea With Alice, and we had a chat about conspiracies, revolution and the number of pairs of shoes I have. It’s up at the top here and should be viewable even if you don’t have an instagram account (let me know if it isn’t.)
I’ll ha...
2020-08-27 05:12:37 +0000 UTC
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What are you reading at the moment?
2020-08-25 03:39:29 +0000 UTC
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Unpacking my dad into his new house, I came across photos of myself at 16/17, encouraged to go to my school formal by my grandmother, who like the glamorous and extravagant lady that she was, took upon herself the mantle of fairy godmother, bought me a fancy dress that made me feel lumpen and ext...
2020-08-24 06:42:16 +0000 UTC
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A time travel episode today, over mint tea. Talking laphet and gyokuro too. So a three- tea intro. I originally didn’t put this up because I thought I talked too much. Which is a fun thing to have a moment of self doubt about when you have your own podcast. Anyway, I listened back and I think a...
2020-08-23 00:51:57 +0000 UTC
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Link is here
Hallo lovely friends - if you missed it, after a little break, I’m doing the video things again for those of you who are interested.
2020-08-12 16:07:23 +0000 UTC
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Just went to a friend’s house for a small grownup dinner party and it was so nice I could weep.
I think I’d forgotten what it was like to have a social life where you come and someone cooks dinner while you all stand around in the kitchen offering to chop something and then you sit ...
2020-08-12 00:36:48 +0000 UTC
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I just ate a plant protein bar with 'added probiotics'. It was truly disgusting, even for a protein bar. It had weird spices in it, and it shouldn't have been trying to be sweet.
2020-08-06 03:16:45 +0000 UTC
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