“Home again, home again,” Becky sang as she pulled into the garage. She got out and opened the passenger door to help Jamie down. “How are you feeling, Baby Bear?”
Jamie sighed. “Pretty good. Those pills were, uh, strong.” She’d given him something to help him sleep through th...
2023-03-18 14:48:32 +0000 UTC
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I wrote a script for a POV video that just may get recorded by a certain professional mommy in the near future 😋
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(Sound of a door closing)
Is that you? Come in the kitchen; we need to talk.
How was your day? … Uh-huh … Good job on your test. Is that all ...
2023-03-18 14:09:25 +0000 UTC
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Christmas is more fun that all the times which aren’t Christmas. Holiday stress is a thing, but so are holiday cookies. The universe balances, and Christmas wins.
I was explaining this to Mary at the mall as we walked past all the holiday-decorated storefronts and Santa. And Mary …
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2023-03-18 14:05:48 +0000 UTC
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"Mary," I asked, "do you think Santa is gonna bring me stuff tomorrow?"
"Of course Santa is going to bring you stuff. Why would you even ask?"
"Because I've been naughty. I'm on lists and stuff. Remember when you made me write ‘Daphne has been naughty’ 500 times? He saw that; he a...
2023-03-15 18:36:47 +0000 UTC
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Ella was suspicious when Stacy picked her up off the floor out of the blue. It wasn’t dinner time. It wasn’t movie time, when they often snuggled on the couch together. It wasn’t nap time, either. Stacy sat down on the couch, sat Ella on her lap, and Stacy tried not to be nervous.
Sta...
2023-03-12 15:13:12 +0000 UTC
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“Eat a bag of furnig moferin azzlestangerang and put it right up you qweringergun canal! I hope you get a mouth full of jaggerkuneriin lackspazzo fuuner mogger rurgin and choke on it! You mother can huuf zeenerspoogen kunter huuzerfloffereningenagain and fuck! Fuck fuck fuck you! In your fuckin...
2023-03-12 15:05:13 +0000 UTC
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Becky chose not to go. Manda had offered, and Becky turned her down. She wanted to give Jamie and her this time alone. She’d already sat under the stars with Manda, and she wanted it to be just as special for Jamie as it had been for her. So Manda and Jamie walked away from the bungalow at twil...
2023-03-08 00:45:47 +0000 UTC
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Splish-splash I was takin’ a bath cuz that’s now part of our holiday traditions. Me in the tub, bottle of sparkling wine, pink bubble bath, getting ready to roar across the house at whoever was detaining my Mary. I says to Mary, I says, “Will we have a repeat of last year when you got stuck...
2023-03-04 15:28:15 +0000 UTC
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Dimakos,
This is a letter I never thought I’d write. I’ll apologize first as I know this letter will hurt. I hope, though, you’ll find some comfort in it too.
My name is Stacy Henderson. I am your daughter’s guardian in Itali. When she w...
2023-03-01 13:47:26 +0000 UTC
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I had a question, so I asked Mary. She knows things. I mean, I know more things, but I don’t know all the things. When in doubt, I ask Mary. So I says to Mary, “Mary,” I says, “are we being old right now?”
She peered over her tablet to look down at me cuz we were sharing a big sof...
2023-02-28 13:33:16 +0000 UTC
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Tinga-linga-ling… Tinga-linga-ling … Tinga-linga-ling.
Based on the latest intelligence reports, nothing in our house makes that sound.
Tinga-linga-ling… Tinga-linga-ling … Tinga-linga-ling.
Off I went to investigate. Suzy’s collar h...
2023-02-25 18:22:13 +0000 UTC
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Jamie had been hungry when Becky got back from the store and had talked her into letting him nurse just a little, promising it wouldn’t spoil his appetite. Now she was preparing dinner, and he was sitting on the back porch in his beach chair with his feet propped up on a partially deflated beac...
2023-02-25 14:20:44 +0000 UTC
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Jamie woke up inside to the sound of running water. He could tell Amanda had him in her arms from the way she felt different than Becky, thinner, firmer, and more slender body.
“Hey,” he said as she stretched and yawned.
“Hey, Jamie Bear. Figured you’d want a bath to get all t...
2023-02-24 17:19:43 +0000 UTC
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“I’ll get it,” Jamie volunteered. They were on their way back from a walk on the beach.
“You sure,” Becky asked.
“Yes, Mom, I can go back to the bungalow on my own. I’ll be right back.” He was just getting more water for the three of them. The beach was private in the ...
2023-02-23 21:52:13 +0000 UTC
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“What do you think they’re talking about in there,” Lily asked.
Mrs. Klein had come back downstairs from tucking Billy in, reminded Isabel not to shout, and asked Emma to come with her to the other room. She didn’t seem mad exactly, but she was giving off disappointed-mom vibes.
...
2023-02-17 18:59:04 +0000 UTC
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I am Daphne. Hear me squeak.
I roar most of the time. Pretty big roarer. The MGM lion? That’s me doing the voiceover. Really.
It’s just that sometimes I also squeak. It’s Mary, this person I married, who makes me do it. She has a way with me. A gay way (cuz we’re way gay).
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2023-02-16 13:37:58 +0000 UTC
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“It’s supposed to stop raining tomorrow,” Becky said hopefully. It was a deluge outside. “Come sit with me.” Jamie got down off the chair he was standing, looking outside at the rain. He could hardly see the beach. It wasn’t a bad storm. Just a lot of water falling from the sky. Manda...
2023-02-15 14:21:30 +0000 UTC
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“Whadduya think,” Becky asked when they had settled into their bungalow. They had a bit of private beach in back, and behind them a paved trail led toward the main building where they could eat at the restaurant, swim at the pool, or join activities, and the rest of the property backed up to ...
2023-02-13 17:56:12 +0000 UTC
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Know how you’re visiting a relative or friend with little kids and the kids wanna show you their rooms, and you go look because you can’t say no but you also really couldn’t give a heccin hoot? Yeah, that.
Despite the ageplay turn our domestic discipline lifestyle took circa a while b...
2023-02-10 18:40:20 +0000 UTC
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“Anyone with a child, little, or who needs extra time is welcome to board at this time,” the gate agent said into her microphone as the passengers milled about. This was Jamie’s first ride on anything that flew since his trip to the dimension, and he’d been unconscious for that, his first...
2023-02-07 18:44:58 +0000 UTC
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On my way, Jane texted Becky as she got up from the spot she’d saved for them on the pool deck. Since it was a private swim club, Jane had to go meet Becky at the gate for them to come in. She was confident she could leave Rosie with their things for a few minutes alone. It wasn’t li...
2023-02-05 18:36:06 +0000 UTC
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Stacy did her best to calm herself down. She was failing. She re-read the notes from her conversation with the attorney she’d contacted, and she found them less reassuring each time. When she adopted Ella, Stacy never foresaw something like this happening, and neither had the Department of Huma...
2023-02-02 19:34:57 +0000 UTC
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“So what are we not going to do again,” Manda asked Jamie. He stood in front of her as she sat on the sofa, her hands on his shoulders, trying to look suitably contrite and not overly happy to be out of the corner.
“Leave the yard without asking permission,” Jamie replied, trying hi...
2023-01-30 20:14:32 +0000 UTC
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“Gordy, could you come to the kitchen, please,” I called out. I had a suspicion, and if I was right, I could maybe put a stop to Gordy’s mood swings for the weekend or at least a stop to the constant awkwardness. Maybe not, but worth a try cuz it was starting to go from mere annoyance to me...
2023-01-28 17:51:56 +0000 UTC
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Jamie sat in his playpen once more watching Becky rush around getting ready for company. Like always, she put him out of the way, though he thought he’d have been equally out of the way in his nursery. He sat in his playpen with a coloring book, content except for not having a pencil sharpener ...
2023-01-25 00:26:54 +0000 UTC
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“Morning, Jamie,” Ella greeted him. It was Jamie’s last day at daycare for the summer; Amanda’s last final was that afternoon. As they had the past several summers, Ella and Jamie would be spending three days a week together at Jamie’s house under the watchful eye of Becky and Amanda, a...
2023-01-22 16:21:29 +0000 UTC
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Their doorstep was ordinary, so that was a good sign. Or a bad sign. One of the two. Probably. I’m decisive like that and stuff.
“I’m not nervous; you’re nervous,” I said preemptively to Mary, who I swear was taller on the afternoon we met Jo and Ann at their house. Either she was...
2023-01-19 16:26:36 +0000 UTC
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“Hi, Stacy.” Stacy wasn’t expecting her friend and Department of Human Services employee at her office. It wasn’t as a friend but as the latter that the sight of him made her nervous. They rarely saw each other except at mutual friends’ events, and it was through one of those friends th...
2023-01-19 15:51:43 +0000 UTC
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The three of them were sitting at the dinner table, the dishes already cleared away. “So,” Amanda said, “at the end of the summer, I’ll be moving out.”
Jamie had sat glumly through the entire conversation. It wasn’t a total surprise. He’d seen the signs, like catching Amanda l...
2023-01-17 16:10:15 +0000 UTC
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Several months later…
Dear Cheryl,
Thank you for the arrival day gift! Everyone says PEGOS are the same as LEGOS, but they’re NOT. I can tell because they don’t have the same name. That’s just science. I’ll send you a picture of what I build first.
2023-01-16 00:00:01 +0000 UTC
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