I was thinking of Angie’s advice when I settled on the punishment: be harsh just to be harsh, so that he learns you’re in control and accepts that as the norm. Of course Jordy didn’t do anything wrong. That wasn’t really the point. The point was that I could just decide...
2020-02-25 00:26:56 +0000 UTC View PostEver don’t feel like it? Sometimes I don’t feel like it. Which is why I let a couple chores slide a bit. Not a lot, just a bit. I hardly noticed the difference after a week, but as Katie helpfully explained to me, I’m a guy, and guys would live like pigs in the mud if we weren’...
2020-02-25 00:24:28 +0000 UTC View Post
We all have our bad days. Days when we just don’t have the fortitude to deal with bullshit anymore, when we just can’t hold it in anymore. If we’re lucky, we take that out on the people causing it. If we’re not lucky, we take it out on unsuspecting bys...
2020-02-25 00:18:56 +0000 UTC View PostI always have mixed feelings about spending time with Mary’s family. Her dad is actually great. He’s funny, and I think he’s picked up on the general outlines of our relationship, if not the details. I don’t think many fathers-in-law call their d...
2020-02-18 00:52:02 +0000 UTC View Post
“Jordy,” I heard Kate call from the bedroom as I was brushing my teeth. “Can you please come in here?” Wondering what I had done wrong, and knowing I’d be in more trouble if I made her wait, I quickly finished brushing and walked into our be...
2019-09-02 17:46:11 +0000 UTC View Post
“No,” Mary said. Some disinterested parties might say that I don’t respond well to the word ‘no.’ It’s not that Mary says it to me a lot. Very rarely; in fact, usually after trying to be more diplomatic about it. She reserves her flat ‘no’ for ...
2019-09-02 17:44:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I took the day off, and I’m damn glad I did. I just needed a day. I woke up when Mary got up, went back to bed when she left, went for a trail run, came home and spent a little time with myself doing, well, you know. Then, because I really am adult, despite M...
2019-08-28 03:02:23 +0000 UTC View Post
“In here,” I called out to Kiley when I heard the door open. She doesn’t knock and doesn’t need to. She’s that close to us. Well, more to me than to Jordy. They’re friends, but I’ve always gotten the sense that Jordy finds her intimidating...
2019-08-18 22:21:33 +0000 UTC View Post
“But you can’t,” I said to Mary. Like that meant anything. Of course she could.
“And why not,” she asked me. She was sooo out of patience with me. I was in a bad mood and had been for a few days, and I may have taken it out on her, if y...
2019-08-17 04:59:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Scene #7
“Hey,” my friend, Jane, said to me. We were at a party. Someone from the scene was hosting it. It wasn’t a play party. Just a couple who led a small Fetlife groups and were having some people over for the evening. Really, it’s a wonderful thing for them t...
2019-08-13 02:33:58 +0000 UTC View Post
“You can come out of the corner now,” Katie said to me when my half hour was up. “C’mon. Let’s go talk in our bedroom.” I followed her across the hall, and she sat at the head of the bed against the headboard, patting the bed next to her. ...
2019-08-12 01:45:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Thinking back on it, I can see how silly it would’ve looked to anyone who didn’t understand us. Mary, fully dressed and sitting on our bed. Me, in socks and a t-shirt and nothing else. When Mary had said to hold on while I was getting dressed, all of three minutes ago, I th...
2019-08-10 18:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I followed Jordy into the guest bedroom, where he went straight into the corner. “Shoes,” I said, and he took the off.. I reached around and undid his pants for the second time in an hour, then whisked them down his legs. “Step out.” And he did....
2019-08-08 02:08:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Scene #5
Our honeymoon was ... interesting. We were at a resort in Florida, and we’d been out on the beach since just after breakfast. I’m more of a water person, while Mary is more of a sun person. She tucked into a book, and I got onto a raft with a mimosa in hand a...
2019-08-05 01:58:56 +0000 UTC View Post
The next two weeks had me walking a tightrope between being strict and being a bitch.
The day after my five orgasms, I spanked Jordy for leaving a wet diaper open on the bathroom floor while he took a shower. We’ve all been there – you d...
2019-08-05 01:57:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Scene #4
Ever have a shitty, shitty day in a crummy, bullshit week? I mean a day straight from the crapper that started off lousy and just got worse as it went on, and you just had to sit there and endure the train wreck until all you wanted to do was cry? Because I did l...
2019-07-29 02:04:25 +0000 UTC View Post
“O, Jordy,” I heard Angie sing as she came up the stairs. “Where’s Jordy?”
“I’m in here,” I said back. I had just emptied a bag of diapers into the dresser in the guest room. I liked the way they looked, stacked in uniform stacks...
2019-07-27 20:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The only thing worse than going to an office party is going to an office party at someone else’s office. That, and a few fatal diseases. That’s just medical science. I had zero desire to go to Mary’s office event – some anniversary something or other – Mary...
2019-07-22 00:21:31 +0000 UTC View Post
“Jordan, I want to apologize for the other day,” Angie began. “I misunderstood the relationship between the two of you, and I should have gotten consent directly from you for the way I spoke to you and treated you.” Angie meant the apology. She...
2019-07-21 21:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
“What’s wrong, Jordy,” Kate asked me impatiently. We were lying on the sofa together watching a movie.
“Nothing, honey. Just trying to get comfortable,” I told her, “Sorry.” She looked annoyed and turned back to the TV. Try as migh...
2019-07-15 02:21:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Nordstrom is the only store I can stand to shop in. I rarely do, because who can afford it, but everything is spaced out more, everything is nicer, everything is more organized. Everything is just better, including the salespeople, which is how I got in trouble. The salespeople...
2019-07-07 21:11:40 +0000 UTC View Post
“Thank so much for having us over, Kate,” my mom, Karen, said to me as we sat on our deck. “It’s been a while since we had a family dinner.”
“I know … and we always say we should do this more often.”
“I like having all thre...
2019-07-05 22:11:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I once got a phone call in the middle of the day from someone who didn’t call me in the middle of the day. He called to tell me someone had died. From that day forward, if he called before 6pm, I got nervous as soon as I saw his name on my phone. Ka...
2019-07-02 16:24:29 +0000 UTC View Post
“So what’s new with you,” Kylee asked me. “How is it being the breadwinner?”
“Stressful,” I told her. “Even with my raise we’re still making about 15% less.”
“How are you managing that,” she asked me.
“Retirem...
2019-06-29 14:42:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I was happy just to have Katie back in the same bed with me, but as I went to sleep that night, after having been spanked like a naughty little boy that morning, having bought diapers in person for the first time in many years, and having a tailor tou...
2019-06-22 23:58:54 +0000 UTC View Post
“This isn’t a big deal,” I reminded Jordy, or tried to remind him. “It’s a medical supply store. We’re probably their fiftieth customer today.” I was trying very hard to be patient, but he was shuffling toward the entrance like he was drag...
2019-06-18 00:11:58 +0000 UTC View Post“Do I have to take them down myself, little girl?” I hate it when my girlfriend calls me that! Yes, I’m six inches shorter. Yes, she’s eight years older. Yes, she’s the one in charge in our relationship, and yes, this whole domestic discipline thing had all been my idea three years ago,...
2019-06-14 18:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post
As I got dressed for the day I wasn’t sure what to make of what had just transpired. I didn’t actually know what had just transpired. I wasn’t sure if we’d just done something kinky or if I’d just been punished. If it was kinky, I didn’t ha...
2019-06-13 00:45:48 +0000 UTC View Post
“I’m going to spank your bottom,” I said, “and then you’re going to spend the morning figuring out how you’re actually going to fix this problem.” I was irritated with Jordy, not angry, and I wanted to drive home a few lessons, alb...
2019-06-09 19:37:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Knowing I was in trouble, I changed the bed, and I could see on my side the clear yellow borders of those first few accidents as overlapping circles, left behind despite my best efforts to clean the mattress the following mornings. I was pretty upset w...
2019-06-07 23:48:43 +0000 UTC View Post